Online Dating Hurts People

Xian Sucao kicked on the tailbone, Han Xuandong let out an "ow", and retreated into the corner with his hands protecting his buttocks.Xian Sucao ignored his frightened and doubtful eyes, went straight into the bathroom with the bathrobe in her arms, and closed the door heavily.

The warm yellow light hits the frosted glass of the bathroom door, without having to see the scenery inside the door clearly, this mild and ambiguous color is enough to remind people of a shower spraying water, dense water vapor, and a person taking a bath. people.

Han Xuandong vaguely smelled the scent of shampoo and shower gel, remembered that Xiansucao smelled like roses, and went through the poem he just wrote in his mind, only then did he realize that Xiansucao was over-interpreting and taking the right sign.

Originally, he was simply inspired by the beautiful scenery, and wanted to sing the roses in the rainy night literally, but he was used to writing love poems in the past, so he didn't stop thinking, and now he uses roses to refer to someone. If you read this poem again, the second half of "Rainy Night Rose" is really a bit... Han Xuandong scratched his earlobe in embarrassment. , This is simply a standard example of a battle of wits between Huangwen writers and website reviewers.

As a creator, Han Xuandong is quite happy that Xian Sucao is willing to deeply interpret the deep meaning of his poems.

But as a straight man with noble morals, Han Xuandong felt that Xian Sucao's term "rogue" was a bit too much, and he had to prove his innocence.

As soon as Xian Sucao got out of the bathroom, she went to bed, facing Han Xuandong with her back to watch cute pet videos on her mobile phone.After taking a bath, Han Xuandong sat on Xian Sucao's bed after wiping his hair half dry. video.

Han Xuandong poked his spine: "You said that you are a good-looking kid, but your head is full of yellow waste. I really didn't mean that, I just wanted to use anthropomorphic rhetoric to describe the scenery. Whether you can think wrong is your own problem."

"Oh."

Xian Su is perfunctory, and clicks on the next video, a cat is catching a dog and beating it violently, and the meowing punch is almost doubled.Looking at the big dog who was scared out of the plane's ears and dared not fight back or run away, Han Xuandong inexplicably felt that his face also hurt a little.

"Don't believe me, don't ignore me. Just now you called me a hooligan, do you know that as a pure and pure person, you don't want to hear others slander yourself like this? I have to prove myself until you personally deny your own ideas. .”

Han Xuandong turned on the bed, blocked Xian Sucao inside to prevent him from escaping, turned sideways like a drunken concubine, and grabbed Xian Sucao's arm to force him to turn around to face him.

He didn't wrap the bathrobe tightly, and he made a big move just now, Xian Sucao turned around and saw a large white abdominal muscle under the sky blue coral fleece, and swallowed unconsciously.

Quickly retracting his gaze, he wondered why this person's body was so hot, his face was burning from being so far away, Xian Sucao glanced at Han Xuandong's face with some guilty conscience, not daring to look into his eyes, so he could only look at Han Xuandong. All focus on the straight bridge of his nose.

"Do you remember the relationship between the two of us?" Han Xuandong clamped his arms, plausibly saying, "We are good brothers who have been born and died, and we have a deep relationship that can be recorded in the history of the game for seven years. You slander me, that is To smear and slander our feelings!"

"Xiansucao, I really don't have that kind of meaning for you. If I was interested in you, I wouldn't dare to be so close to you. A good brother would lie on the same bed with you and chat calmly. If I were gay , has long been shyly hiding away."

"Yeah, yes, yes," Xian Sucao lowered her eyelids, "I'm sorry."

"If you don't believe me, just feel it for yourself. If I'm really a hooligan, how could Xiaohan be as quiet as a chicken in front of a beauty out of the bath." Han Xuandong was still worried, and simply spread his legs and pointed at his crotch.

Xian Sucao was taken aback for a moment, then reached out her hand to touch Han Xuandong's underside by mistake.Han Xuandong didn't expect that he really wanted to touch, his face turned dry and he quickly folded his legs and clamped his hand: "Why do you really want to touch!"

"You let me touch it." Xian Sucao's voice was very soft, as if she had been wronged.

The unexpected development made Han Xuandong's mind a mess, Xian Sucao had a face that made it difficult to lose his temper with him, and when he was wronged, it made people feel like he had made a mistake and didn't know At a loss, he scratched his belly a little irritably, and said nonsense: "Anyway, anyway, I really didn't mean that. But I have kept my body like a jade for 30 years... Xiaohan is really going to be touched by you, I will find him Who is going to make sense."

This topic is too embarrassing, seeing that Han Xuandong didn't continue to force him to face his own intentions, Xian Sucao turned his back and changed the subject: "I regret coming to the offline competition."

Han Xuandong let out an "ah", relaxed his muscles and lay flat: "Too nervous?"

"Well, I feel that this step is a bit too big. I thought I was familiar with people in the game, and it would not be a big problem to get along with each other, but during training today..." Xian Sucao thought about his words, "I feel like I was caught by a wave of people. Surrounded by a strong smell, nausea and vomiting."

"I can't imagine the feeling of staying with more people tomorrow, Brother Xuan..." His voice trembled, "I want to go home."

Han Xuandong rubbed his bare neck sideways, moved closer, and blew into his earlobe, "There is no way out, you should work hard to adapt. Even if you are not arranged to play a game, you still have to sit there like a vase , it is not good for you to ask for leave here, and team points will be deducted for innocent absences."

Xian Sucao snorted sullenly and curled up.

Han Xuandong put his arms around his waist and leaned into his arms: "Does it make you feel better if I'm here? During training in the afternoon, I found that when I'm next to you, your operation should be smoother."

Xian Sucao nodded.

After the age of 15, he became extremely sensitive to the smell of people around him.No matter how clean most people are, Xian Sucao can smell them that make him feel suffocated or disgusting.But Han Xuandong is the same as his parents, it smells good and not pungent, and it makes him want to get close for no reason.

When I first met Xian Sucao, I attributed this abnormal phenomenon to the fact that he and Han Xuandong were already very good friends before the meeting, but after meeting Wang Chengqiu and the others, Xian Sucao overturned this conclusion because of his respect for them. Rejection is too strong.No matter how familiar they are online, they are just strangers who have never met offline. Xian Sucao can't figure out where the comfort brought to him by the smell of Han Xuandong comes from, but when he is by her side, others The discomfort caused by the smell is not so strong.

Xian Sucao told Han Xuandong these things truthfully.

It seems that because he is a special person, Han Xuandong is a little happy, he messes up Xian Sucao's hair: "It's okay, brother will always be with you. Try it tomorrow, don't wear your cosplay clothes, wear me Go get dressed, put on headphones when playing games and concentrate on playing games, pretend that no one else is around, look at me when you feel uncomfortable, let's get in early, brother, try to grab a good position, so that you can see me when you look up .”

Xian Sucao said hello, Han Xuandong turned him over again, grabbed his injured hand and looked at it carefully: "Will it really not hurt?"

"No," Xian Sucao shook her head, pulled the quilt up to cover her shoulders, "do you want to sleep with me again? If you want to sleep, go to bed early, I'm sleepy. If you crawl on me in the middle of the night The bed woke me up and I killed you."

When Han Xuandong heard this, he unceremoniously picked up the corner of the quilt and squeezed it into the quilt: "It's so cold, of course we have to sleep together."

He put his arm on Xian Sucao's waist, Xian Sucao turned around and moved a little to the side, giving him a piece of pillow.The mattresses and pillows in the dormitory are not as soft as those at home, but Han Xuandong couldn't help sighing as soon as his head touched the pillows, and scratched Xian Sucao's belly button: "It's hard to sleep with you in my arms these two days. I'm used to hugging, alas, if Yin Ming and the others know that I have a warm pillow to hug when I sleep, I won't be envious."

"You'd better not let them know, I don't want to be kicked out by the angry leader." Xian Sucao tightly grasped Han Xuandong's restless hand.

Han Xuandong chuckled and didn't speak again.He took a deep breath, smelling the fragrance of roses mixed with the astringent and sweet scent of oak moss splashed with honey, and closed his eyes contentedly: "Good night."

Xian Sucao also said good night to him, but she had no plans to sleep.Like a thief, he carefully captured every trace of smell in the air, collecting every sound, the sound of the wind rushing and whistling, the sound of rain hitting the glass, the muffled sound of the soft fluff on the pillow being pressed out by him, two The sounds of individual intertwined breaths...and heartbeats.

He silently beat the beat according to the rhythm of his heartbeat, confirming one thing: Han Xuandong's heartbeat frequency is a little slower than his own.

He remembered that people who exercise regularly and have good physical fitness have a slower heart rate. Of course, it may also be that his heart rate is too fast now.

Hearing the breathing of the person behind him gradually stabilized, and confirming that he was asleep, Xian Sucao quietly turned around and began to "scan" Han Xuandong's outline blatantly.

From the raised Adam's apple to the half-exposed pectoral muscles.

What a good figure.Xian Sucao has lust but no courage, secretly raised a hand and squeezed the muscles of Han Xuandong's body based on imagination.

Xian Sucao has been envious of having such a figure since she was a child, but it is a pity that he is lazy and picky eater and still can't get fat, let alone muscle, no matter how much snacks he eats, he can't put on a few pounds of fat.

Alas, fallen.Xian Sucao pinched her face a little bitterly.

Just now in the bathroom, he thought a lot, thinking about what to do if Han Xuandong really had something wrong with him, after thinking about it, he thought it was acceptable, and even had a little expectation.

But Han Xuandong is right, if one of them is gay, the close safe distance between brothers will become unsafe, and they have to avoid suspicion.It's good for Han Xuandong to let go of his somewhat dangerous thoughts. Taking a step back, the two are still good brothers like glue. Even if they hug each other to sleep, it's safe to eat with a spoon and drink the same glass of water. This is the best. distance.

Ugh.

Still want to touch.

In fact, touching the chest muscles between good brothers is not considered harassment, but now that the person is already asleep, it is not quite right for him to touch the chest secretly.

But when Han Xuandong was awake, he had no good reason to touch it openly.

Xian Sucao quietly approached Han Xuandong's chest with one finger upright, and retracted when it was only [-] centimeters away, as if electrocuted.

Ugh.

Xian Sucao decided not to seduce himself anymore, he pressed his eager hand under his belly, closed his eyes, and prepared to try to exert his subjective initiative and satisfy himself in his sleep.

Then after Xian Sucao fell asleep, he really had a bunch of messy dreams about the cold winter, but unfortunately he still failed to touch what he wanted to touch.

Han Xuandong in the dream is sometimes the big brother of the neighbor's family, and sometimes he is wearing the same school uniform as him, sitting on the guardrail of the school basketball court.

In the dream, the closest he was to his wish coming true, the summer was scorching hot, Han Xuandong was holding a popsicle in his mouth, he lifted the hem of his jersey to wipe the sweat from his forehead, revealing his well-defined abdominal muscles, his brows were furrowed, and his expression seemed a little impatient.

Sweat also covered Xian Sucao's eyes, and his vision was blurry. Xian Sucao wanted to wipe off the sweat quickly to feast his eyes, and then find opportunities to do bold things, but it was too hot, and the sweat kept falling Slips down and doesn't wipe clean at all.

"Stop crying, okay?" Han Xuandong said suddenly, his tone was soft, with a hint of begging for mercy.

Wait, I'm crying?Xian Sucao was stunned, and slowly put down her sweat-wiping hand.Only then did he clearly feel that it was not sweat that blurred his vision, but the uncontrollable tears pouring out.

Xian Sucao felt ashamed, rubbed his eyes vigorously, lowered his head and dared not look directly into Han Xuandong's eyes.

Han Xuandong squatted down halfway, rubbed his head, and coaxed him softly: "I know I was wrong, I will never dare again, really, please don't cry, I'm afraid, we two have three chapters, okay? "