Online Dating Hurts People

The PvP player's desire to win and lose made Han Xuandong a very rare incarnation into a reliable adult.

The challenge started. When several other couples looked at each other affectionately, were either too shy or couldn't help laughing and broke the pocky n times, Han Xuandong and Xian Sucao, the two extremely serious competitors, had already reached one-third of the progress up.

Xian Su was sitting carelessly, while Han Xuandong was standing with his hands on the table, leaning down to consume the length of the chocolate bar bit by bit.Their focus is all on pocky itself, they have no interest in each other's faces, ruthless pvp players will never be interested in him just because his teammates have a pretty face and a nice clothes, everyone is just a tool for each other That's all.

When Pocky was halfway through eating, Xian Su glanced at the progress of the others, and they were far ahead at present.When he came back to his senses, he couldn't help looking at Han Xuandong's approaching face, unreasonably reminiscent of a guinea pig eating grass, but couldn't hold back his smile, and Pocky broke because of his slight shaking.

Han Xuandong's movements froze, Xian Sucao immediately bowed his head and admitted his mistake: "I'm sorry."

"It's okay." Han Xuandong put the chocolate bar that had died prematurely aside, took another one, and stretched it towards Xian Sucao.

This time, his hand no longer supported the table, but pressed Xian Sucao's shoulder.

Both of them focused all their attention on Pocky, and neither of them raised their eyes to look at each other.

Soon the breath of Han Xuandong was getting closer and closer, and the pressure on Xian Sucao's shoulders became heavier and heavier.He saw Han Xuandong's approaching lips, and wanted to retreat nervously, Han Xuandong's hand was strong, holding his shoulder tightly so that he couldn't move, Xian Sucao held his breath and tried to maintain calm, no matter what After a while, the black eyes were covered with a layer of water vapor.

Even though they didn't look at each other, the clerk with the full CP filter still felt the ambiguous atmosphere overflowing the screen. She quickly pressed the camera button and recorded this beautiful scene.

When there was only a short piece of pocky left, Han Xuandong held Xian Sucao's face in his hands.Their lips were close, Xian Sucao opened his mouth slightly, Han Xuandong took away all the chocolate bars, and the tip of his tongue swept over his lips, causing him to tremble violently like an electric shock.

Han Xuandong was doing business, chewed and swallowed all the pocky, and wiped his mouth without changing his face: "Next step."

At this time only one group has completed the pocky eating challenge, and their chances are great.

Xian Sucao didn't dare to neglect, he read the shopping card silently, suppressed his inexplicably fast heartbeat, and tore open the package of jelly.

"I'll come first," Han Xuandong pressed Xian Sucao's hand that was about to move Jelly, "You learn."

He turned his hands away, leaned over and turned the spoon on the table with his tongue, bit the edge of the spoon, poked the handle obliquely into the jelly, picked it up slightly, and peeled the whole jelly from the jelly cup come out.

Under the incomparably shocked eyes of the shop assistant, Han Xuandong trembled and raised his body, his crazy eyes hinted that Xian Sucao would catch it quickly.

Xian Sucao didn't dare to be negligent, "ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh" he took the jelly away, chewed it twice, and was about to swallow it. At the same time, he hurried to pick up the spoon, choked on the overflowing juice, and coughed violently stand up.

"Don't worry," Han Xuandong reached out and patted his back, "Just take your time, we still have plenty of time."

That was too much.

Xian Sucao looked at the progress of other people, most of them were still stuck in the pocky challenge, and the two couples who had already started eating jelly were still struggling with the first jelly.

After coughing, he slowed down for a while before picking up the spoon and continuing the challenge.

He originally wanted to pick up the whole jelly like Han Xuandong, but this action seems simple, but the actual operation is extremely difficult. His jelly cup seems to have a special gravitational force, and every time the jelly is picked up, it will slide back quickly.

Seeing that the other two groups were about to finish the first jelly, the clerk was sweating for them.Xian Sucao suddenly made a move that was enough to shock her for a whole year. He gave up picking jelly, and instead pulled out the handle of the spoon to hit the jelly cup from the side. The whole top up.

Han Xuandong's reaction was also quick, leaning forward and accurately catching the entire jelly cup with his mouth, he watched Xian Sucao chewing vigorously, and soon spit out the plastic that was crushed into shape, and put the jelly swallowed.

"Number one!!!" Han Xuandong announced triumphantly, high-fiving Su Su across the table.

He was so loud that someone broke a pocky and dropped a spoon.

The clerk suddenly felt that they were not here to participate in the couple challenge, but to mess things up.

Three minutes later, the other two couples finally completed all the challenges.

The clerk first invited the others out, took the partition and answer cards from the next room, and told them that A and B in the question represented the two of them respectively, and they could discuss and decide which identity they would choose, and then began to answer the questions.

Han Xuandong answered without hesitation: "I'll give you an A."

Xian Su nodded curtly, indicating that he has no objection.

The clerk put the baffle in place, signaled them to sit down, and then distributed the answer cards to the two of them.

Han Xuandong roughly glanced at the topic, rubbed the back of his neck and fell into deep thought.

Xian Sucao answered quickly, and quickly finished answering the questions and began to write.

After 10 minutes, Han Xuandong finally handed in the paper slowly.

The clerk first put the two answer sheets together and took a photo, and then checked them one by one.

Question [-]: What is A's favorite food?

A: Drink and eat meat! ! !

B: Steamed buns with sauced meat (strike out), meat dishes, beer.

Question [-]: What is the height of A?

A: 1.8 meters six, round up to 1.9 meters.

B: Rounded to 1.9 meters.

Question [-]: What is A's favorite song?

A: Born for this

B: "Bornforthis".

Question [-]: What is the bust size of A?

A:? ? ?I don't know, if you have to ask, 36e.

B: I guess he said 36e.

Question [-]: When did A not have her first kiss?

A: ...When I was six years old, I was bitten by a dog.

B: His first kiss is still there. If you want to say it, it was actually taken away by a dog.

Question [-]: If there must be a child, does A want a boy or a girl?

A: My life experience tells me that I must never have a boy, otherwise I will be pissed off.

B: Girl.

Question [-]: What is B's favorite color?

A: I know this, he likes pink! ! !

B: Black.

Question [-]: What is the weight of B?

A: It's quite light. Is it fifty?

B: 60KG.

Question [-]: What position does B like when sleeping?

A: He likes to sleep and practice taekwondo!

B: Lying on the right side.

Question [-]: May I ask what color is the underwear that B is wearing now?

A:! ! !Do you have any special hobbies? Why do you ask such questions? ? ?

How could he tell you such a private thing like wearing red underwear! ! !

B: ... gray.

Question No.11: What is B's favorite thing about A?

A: He... admires my youthful appearance?

B: Sound.

No.12 Question: What is B's favorite fruit?

A: Apples, bananas, oranges, pears, grapes, watermelons, and cantaloupes. There must be one of them, right?Otherwise, durian?

B: Oranges.

The answers to the first six questions are basically the same, but the answers to the last six questions are completely different.

After the clerk finished counting, he told them: "You have six questions with the same answer, and an extra [-] yuan will be added. Congratulations to both of you for getting a shopping card worth [-] yuan."

She probed curiously again: "May I ask you two to read each other's answers?"

Han Xuandong nodded solemnly: "Yes."

How did you get six right?Xian Sucao doesn't know herself too well!With this in mind, Han Xuandong took Xian Sucao's answer sheet.

Xian Sucao was also forced to accept Han Xuandong's answer sheet helplessly.

The answers to the first six questions were completely within his expectations. When he saw the seventh question, Xian Sucao's veins burst out instantly.

Before he got angry, Han Xuandong slapped the table and stood up.Pointing at him, he complained loudly: "How can you lie? I have seen it all, you are obviously wearing red underwear!!!"

"No, I have to prove that my answer is right," Han Xuandong hugged Xian Sucao, reaching out to take off his pants, "He is really wearing red underwear today, my answer is right! !!"

The clerk was frightened by him, quickly covered his face with his hands, and looked out from between his fingers.Xian Sucao tried her best to stop Han Xuandong's small movements, and it took a lot of effort to peel him off her body.

"This is a tacit understanding challenge. The point is not the accuracy of the answer itself, but to understand what the other party wants to answer!" Xian Sucao distanced himself from him, tightly protecting his waistband with his hands, "Also, what are you doing to me?" Is there any misunderstanding? I like pink??? Which eye of yours sees that I like pink???"

Seeing that the two were about to quarrel, the clerk quickly interjected to try to divert their attention: "The top-up of the shopping card will be completed within today, both of you can come to our store to pick it up during the business hours from tomorrow to May [-]th, today you can take it at will Choose two desserts, would you like to go downstairs with me to choose?"

The two people who were on the verge of daggers calmed down in an instant, Xian Su licked the corners of his mouth carelessly, and said, "Yes."