Online Dating Hurts People

Just pinching his hand was not enough, Xian Sucao raised his foot and wanted to kick him, but Han Xuandong predicted it, and dodged away.

They have long lost the childishness of teenagers, but they are playing around in the street like children, which inevitably attracts the attention of passers-by.

Xian Sucao doesn't like the feeling of being watched, his expression softened, Han Xuandong, who was about to run away, immediately put away his playfulness, and honestly let him pull his sleeves to stick to her.

"Are you young or not?" Xian Sucao pressed his shoulders and leaned into his ear and asked in a low voice, "Han Xuandong, do you know that when I was in high school, I didn't bother to play around with people like this."

"That's you," Han Xuandong flattened his mouth, and straightened his chest out confidently, "You have been a quiet and responsible wooden stake since you were a child, so I don't dislike you and am willing to tease you. Without me, you would have rusted a long time ago. , a man is a teenager until he dies, do you understand?"

"You are a pig." Xian Sucao threw the egg-wrapped sausage stick into the trash can, "I am only twenty this year, a sunflower blooming in an ivory tower, bathed in the sunshine of knowledge every day, how could it possibly get rusty. "

"You'd better worry about yourself. With all due respect, if you spend half of your wasted thoughts on me on girls, you won't have a stable partner by now."

Han Xuandong doesn't like to hear others mention his emotional problems.

He hates other people meddling in his own business. In recent years, the concern of his relatives and colleagues has made him particularly disgusted with this topic, and he exploded at once.When his college roommate who had a good relationship with him got married, he asked casually and was very annoyed by him, but Xian Sucao was different. He even felt the pleasure of being cared about.

He pulled Xian Sucao and stopped in front of the ice cream truck: "Do you want some ice cream?"

"We're going to the dessert shop next, it's not good to eat too full or too sweet." Xian Sucao reminded him.

Han Xuandong seemed to selectively block his words: "I want chocolate flavor, how about you?"

"Matcha." Xian Sucao replied casually.

When he realized that he had been tricked by Han Xuandong, Han Xuandong had already scanned the QR code to pay.

Xian Sucao watched silently as he took the two ice creams from his younger brother and turned towards her, saying, "It's a pity that you don't enter the e-sports circle with your hand speed."

"Isn't this old, and I have dedicated my game career to "Voice of Mountains and Seas", so I blame Xiao Poyou for not being able to live up to expectations." Han Xuandong smiled and handed him the ice cream, "You still Don’t know me, I’m absolutely 100% caring about everyone who likes me, but they don’t care that much about me.”

"Everyone, is it?" Xian Sucao licked the ice cream, Ren Hanxuandong shook his hand, "Brother Xuan, you can't reciprocate as much as others show you, you should show yourself naturally True thoughts on your suitors. Some people are just interested in you. If you don’t refuse anyone, you will have no chance to meet true love. It will only make others think you are too cheap. It's not worth the effort."

Han Xuandong dipped his index finger in the melted ice cream, and deliberately rubbed it on the tip of Xian Sucao's nose, "Concubine Xian, have you ever been in love?"

"No, I have been soloing for 20 years." Xian Sucao knew what he was going to say, and said again, "But as we all know, single dogs are the best spiritual mentors for those who are trapped in love."

While talking, they had already arrived at the entrance of the dessert shop.It should be said that it is a well-known national chain store. The storefront is very luxurious. There are three other stores, and there is an extra floor. The glass windows reveal a soft orange light, and there are various desserts for display in the window. Looks alluring in the light.

There is a rainbow bridge made of balloons at the entrance, and two flower baskets are placed. The bright and beautiful dessert shop is a bit incompatible with the style of the entire commercial street.There seemed to be an event poster posted on the gate, but they were isolated by layers of crowds, no matter how tall the two were, no matter how good their eyesight was, they couldn't see the words on the poster clearly.

However, Xian Sucao noticed that the people queuing outside the dessert shop were roughly divided into two waves. One wave was a long line like a coiled snake, and there were at least forty people in the line, and the other wave was shorter and surrounded by snakes. The team was wrapped in his arms awkwardly, and the two of them lined up and slowly rubbed inward.

"Let's line up for the short one," Han Xuandong squeezed Xian Sucao's hand, "Let's see what activities are going on first, and it's not too late to change teams if someone says we are."

Constantly saying "excuse me" and "excuse me", the two successfully squeezed into the belly of the snake team, and stood behind a pair of young couples who were cuddling together and watching very nervously.

Now that the weather is not hot, both of them are wearing short sleeves, Han Xuandong feels that being surrounded by people is a bit stuffy, but it's okay, but Xian Sucao always feels that someone is looking at them probingly, and feels uncomfortable.

Han Xuandong was afraid that Xian Sucao would be squeezed out of sight, so he kept holding his hand tightly, and changed it to hugging his waist after a while.Xian Sucao was dizzy from the strong perfume smell of the young couple in front of her and other mixed smells around her, and followed Han Xuandong's movements to get closer to him, seeking more sense of security.

Han Xuandong suddenly sighed nonchalantly, and said: "It would be great if you were a girl. We have been together for so many years. If you were a girl, you would have been married to my family."

His voice is not loud, but not too low, Xian Sucao's spirit is tense, hearing people whispering around, no matter whether they are talking about them or not, his head is buzzing.

"There are so many people around," Xian Sucao said eagerly, lowering her voice, "Don't say anything that is misleading."

"I'm serious, just now I spent an ice cream to recall, you are the one who cares about me the most among so many people I have met." Han Xuandong pinched his waist, "You still Do you remember five years ago, when we made an appointment to brush pendants together in the evening, I got home from work and cooked dinner, and I wanted to take a nap for a while, but fell asleep. You started sending me messages after eight o’clock, and you were anxious when it was nine o’clock Call me on QQ, if you hadn't woken me up, I might have gas poisoned and belched in my sleep."

"After that, you still forced me to set your alarm clock. If you are going on a business trip, you have to report to you if you want to take a break while going to work or cooking. When the time comes, call me on QQ to wake me up."

"I was afraid that you would kill yourself quietly. Brother Xuan, pay attention to the present, and don't reminisce about the past." Xian Sucao took a deep breath: "I always feel that you will confess your love to me in the next second. "

Han Xuandong sighed again.

"Others have a confidante, I probably can only rely on you in this life."

He really felt sorry.

It's a pity that I have passed the age where I can wantonly pursue romance and love. The family is urging him to get married more and more urgently. Get married and live your life.

It's a pity that Xian Sucao is not a woman, and they are both straight men, so they can only be brothers for a lifetime.

Ugh.

Han Xuandong wanted to use this melancholy to compose a poem, but was frozen to death by the oncoming air-conditioning when the idea was just sprouting.

He came back to his senses, and he didn't know when they had already lined up in the store.The dessert shop was fully air-conditioned, and the young couple in front of them were burying their heads in filling out the same form. Their heads were very close to each other. When they got up to hand in the form, the girl's face was as red as a ripe peach.

The clerk smiled, talked to them softly, and guided them upstairs. When he turned around, he caught a glimpse of the faces of Han Xuandong and Xian Sucao. After being stunned for a moment, he looked back in a panic. as hasty.

Counting the one who just went upstairs, they saw a total of three shop assistants.

The other two were guarding the counter, dealing with the customers who lined up to receive free blind boxes of desserts.

One of the clerk's gaze drifted to their side from time to time, and when he collided with Han Xuandong's gaze, he quickly fled away, rubbing his earlobe uncomfortably.

Xian Sucao saw the promotional posters and forms on the table by the door, took a look at them, and turned on the vibration mode directly.

"Brother Xuan," he said after mustering up a lot of courage, "let's run away."

"Ah?" Han Xuandong was about to ask him why, when he saw the clerk upstairs walking towards them, Xian Sucao quickly put the posters and forms back to their original places, Han Xuandong didn't speak again.

"Excuse me, are the two of you here to participate in the 'Sweet Couple Battle'?" Even the standard business smile could not conceal the strong curiosity of the clerk.

Han Xuandong and Xian Sucao answered "yes" and "no" at the same time, they looked at each other, Han Xuandong was the first to react, and pulled Xian Sucao behind him.

"My family is rather shy," Han Xuandong said without blushing, "you should be able to understand, our kind... is relatively rare, so he is not ashamed to let others know about our relationship."

The tips of Xian Sucao's ears were dripping with red blood.The clerk caught this detail and nodded in doubt.

"Are you two sure you want to register? If you are sure, please fill out this form. You are the tenth couple. After the registration is successful, the game will begin."

Xian Sucao tugged at the corner of Han Xuandong's clothes, but Han Xuandong didn't seem to have received his signal, and asked the clerk again: "Will you post the video on the media platform? What is the reward?"

"We protect the privacy of the participants. We won't record the whole process, sir, but we will randomly snap a few photos. If the participants mind, we will code them." The clerk said truthfully, "The reward is that the first three couples can get value. A shopping card with a guarantee of [-] yuan."

Guaranteed one hundred yuan.

This guarantee is not high, but it is attractive enough for Xian Sucao who has not yet joined the work.

Han Xuandong read his shaking through his clothes and Xian Sucao's relaxed fingers, so he boldly said: "Then let's sign up, but remember to code for us when taking pictures, my family doesn't want to show his face."

It's a pity that such an eye-catching male and male CP has to type photos, the clerk thought to himself.After handing the form and pen to the two of them, she turned her back and stuck out her tongue at the other clerk who was staring at the counter behind the counter.

The content of "Sweet Couples Battle" is very simple and crude, and it is related to "desserts" and "tacit understanding".

Each couple will get a box of [-]cm long pocky and two different flavors of jelly. After the timer starts, the couple will take out a pokcy and start eating from both ends at the same time. Someone leaves or pokcy before eating Breaking off is considered a failure, and you have to start from the beginning. Afterwards, the two put their hands behind their backs and feed each other jelly with their mouths on the spoon. start.

The first three couples to complete this series of challenges will receive a shopping card with a minimum guarantee of [-] yuan.Afterwards, the two will conduct a tacit understanding test and answer twelve questions. Every time the two answers overlap, the amount in their shopping cards will increase by fifty.

In other words, they could get up to seven hundred yuan, which greatly encouraged Xian Sucao.

Han Xuandong originally wanted to persuade him that they are good brothers, no matter how close they are, it doesn't matter.But after listening to the rules, Xian Sucao already had the courage to cut off his wrists for money and gourmet warriors, so he was worried about Han Xuandong instead.

"No one can leave until the chocolate bar is finished, we may have to kiss..."

"It's okay." Han Xuandong leaned back on the chair, raised Erlang's legs, "Isn't it just lip-to-mouth, good brothers still care about this?"

Xian Sucao felt relieved, he felt that Han Xuandong was right.

Han Xuandong even looked forward to the scene of lip-to-mouth with Xian Sucao.

"First in the competition, second in everything else," Han Xuandong looked at the pocky box on the table, touched his chin and said, "I think this thing is easy to break, for the sake of stability and speed, you can sit there later Move, let me show you what is the speed of an old dog."

Xian Su said yes, the challenge is about to begin, and both of them are gearing up.