Online Dating Hurts People

Each game area of ​​"Voice of Mountains and Seas" has its own post bar.

Nuliu Sending Boats is the oldest district of "Along the Mountain and Sea", but it is not the most popular. The activity of the post bar can only be regarded as medium among several district service post bars.

In addition to the centralized post posted by the post bar management about dating relatives and friends, dating, mentoring, item trading, power leveling, and accompanying play, only one post has thousands of comments, and it was posted a year ago, and it still floats to the front page from time to time.

The author of this post is a trumpet, and a year later, he is still a green skin.The first thing the post discussed was the non-famous anchor "Flower of Gaoling" in the area who was cheating on multiple lines. After being jointly refuted by several former Qingyuan of the unknown anchor, the real hammer is that the post owner fabricated it for the attention of bloggers. After the melon, it became a love history discussion post of "Flower of Gaoling". After discussing and discussing, it became a CP candy shop of "Flower of Gaoling" and "Idlers".

From time to time, someone puts a Luoyang shovel on the top, and the new melon farmers click in with the mood of watching the fun, but they are all knocked unconscious by the hail of Huake CP candy in the end.

The source of the final transformation of the post is on the 221st floor: If you don’t understand, just ask, what is the magic power of this "Flower of Gaoling"?There are so many younger sisters who are all ex-loved and still willing to speak for him?

The former love sister who did not want to be named replied: Because he is a straight man, sometimes he is not so straight.

We were attracted by his wit, and after getting close to him, we found out that he was straight to other people, and then we became fans of Huake CP.

After you met Qingyuan, Lianmai was just playing games, and suddenly recited love poems with emotion, and asked you how to evaluate his words and sentences when you thought the other party wanted to flirt with you?

Have you ever seen someone who replied "It's such a trouble, why don't you sterilize" when Qingyuan complained "My aunt is coming, my stomach hurts"?

Do you think this kind of person is really attractive to be a scumbag?

But whoever has more contact with him will never fall in love with such a person.

The love concept of "Flower of the High Mountain" is really too abstract, and Plato can't even explain it.

We were all overwhelmed by his straightforward promise when we were begging for love, and we would be deeply shocked after getting along for no more than a week.Does he deserve to have love?He is not worthy, only fools fall in love with him, except for idlers.

Those who are not familiar with Gaolingzhihua will want to fall in love with him, and those who are familiar with him will only have one thought: "Is today's Gaolingzhihua and Idle Guest Officially Announced?"

"Idler" ID [Jianghu Idler], like "Flower of Gaoling", is a hardcore player who has been playing since the public beta.

Kaolin Flower's game relatives and friends and fans who live in the live broadcast room all know him. The deeds of the two have been passed down from generation to generation by word of mouth. It is already a two-way arrow that cannot be thicker. Straight, on the surface, they still maintain the straight man design.

Kaolin Zhihua's good relative and friend and the old Chinese doctor who bound her nurse affectionately complained that the idler is the absolute king, and as long as he exists for a day, he has no hope of usurping the throne.

One of the rules of all gangs is "Domestic sales are prohibited". After Gaoling Zhihua and idlers join the gang hand in hand, it will become "Domestic sales are prohibited, except for flower customers".But the two insisted on insisting that they were brothers, and even though the brothers and sisters matched up in every possible way, both overtly and secretly, they all insisted on following the socialist brotherhood line unswervingly.

Some people in the post said that the idler has a weak sense of existence and always sticks behind Kaolin Zhihua like a small tail, but because Kaolin Zhihua often cue him intentionally or unintentionally, everyone noticed that there is such a person, Compared with the flower of Gaoling who is suspected to have a pit in his brain, he is so cute that he is so cute as an angel.Those who speak in this way are relatives and friends in the game of Gaolingzhihua.

Some people also say that Idler's sense of presence is not weak at all. His operational awareness is obviously much better than that of Gaoling Zhihua. He fights fiercely and ruthlessly. He is also very familiar with Gaoling Zhihua's style of play and rhythm. cooperate with him.Those who spoke in this way were fans in the Kaolin Flower studio.

However, there is one thing that both parties agree on. Flower of Gaoling and Leisurely Guest have different attitudes toward each other than others.

The idlers have the most obvious attitude towards Kaolin Flower. The good kids on weekdays will swear at each other when they mention it, and talk about "I will kill him and eat a whole pig feast during the Chinese New Year" every day, but others dare to say it in front of him. It's not the flower of Gaoling, the idlers will also blow their hair and fight him desperately.

Kaolin Flower's attitude towards idlers is more subtle. He is virtuous towards idlers and others, but when idlers are not present, he still often cues the other party intentionally or unintentionally, and flaunts that it is himself Looking at the little childhood sweetheart who grew up.

Someone in the building drew a caricature for them as a pet, which received nearly [-] likes, and the building was full of "vivid images" and "kdl".In the comics, the flower of Gaoling is the big golden retriever, and the idler is the little raccoon flower.

The first picture of the cartoon is the first meeting of the half-sized little golden retriever and little raccoon. The little golden retriever's tail turned into a propeller, and the little raccoon was so frightened that his hair blew up, and he backed up while breathing.

In the second picture, the big golden retriever licks the fur of the little raccoon against the side, and the little raccoon is so angry that it smacks his face with his paw.

In the third picture, the big golden retriever is patrolling in police uniform, and the little raccoon dog follows him step by step and guards the surroundings.

In the fourth picture, the big golden retriever is lying on its back in the litter box of a kitten that has been crushed out of shape, very frank, while the little raccoon is curling up obediently against his belly with a bunch of his fur pressed The body and the scene are very harmonious.

Kaolin Zhihua especially likes to rub against the hair of idlers.

It's the same rhetoric, but when the target is an idler, there is always a little more warmth and ambiguity.

And idlers will only blow their hair in front of the flower of Gaoling.

The sense of CP is so strong, the only two people who have seen it do not believe that they have an affair.

【309L】Ahua'er is really the straightest guy I've ever seen.

Pointing to the screen recording of "Gao Leng A Hua'er's Screen Recording Station" on March [-]th last year. That day, A Hua'er and idlers lined up on the battlefield together.

Others cared about the patients by "drinking more hot water". Ahua'er asked him if he had a cold, and called his cousin who was a veterinarian on the spot, and then earnestly advised the customers to remember to get vaccinated against cat nose. Don't forget to send him a picture.

The classic is serious and nonsensical, but to be honest, the guest is always eating during the live broadcast of Ahuaer, and there are few times when the microphone is turned on. Ben Holmes did not hear that the guest had a cold at the scene Come on, I only heard it after watching the screen recording repeatedly.Our Hua'er is usually careless, and he can't tell if his sister is acting like a baby, but he can find that the customer has a cold.

【311L】They are really super sweet! ! !Love each other yyds! ! !

Ahua'er really likes cue Keke.There was a live broadcast where the customer was not in Ahua’er’s solo queue, and he was counter-killed if he failed to steal. He, caused him to miss him so much that he didn't perform well and was beaten to pieces and scolded.

I don’t know if Ahua’er went to complain to Ke Ke, or Ke Ke himself saw the screen recording, that person was killed by Ke Ke Xuan several times, and he beat the opponent to the ground with [-] equipment points. Press it in the main city square to let him shout "I'm Caibi"!

Uuuuuuuuuuuu We Keke are really cruel people, and the little angel can play such a disgusting method as hanging killing so cutely! ! !

Flower guest szd! ! !

【312L】Flower of Kaolin and leisure traveler are really a perfect match.

Voice control To be honest, the voices of the two are not amazing, but together, one is rough and unruly, and the other is delicate and clear. Fuck, I can make up the picture of delicate and soft silk brushing over the rough and hot sand dunes. Sex The tension is really overwhelming.

Wall Crack Amway, everyone, go and listen to the voice of "Is the Huake Official Announced Today?"

This year's International Sleep Day officially invites Kaolin Zhihua to record the soundtrack to lull him to sleep. He insists on bringing private goods so that idlers can write a good night love poem he wrote after he finishes reading hhh

The voice of Kaolin Flower coaxing me to sleep was up and down, as if trying to sharpen a knife to kill me, and finally the idler coaxed me into a drowsy sleep, and after listening to Mrs. Guanxuan's double-voice coaxing me to sleep, I couldn't help but chirp I woke up, too excited to sleep.

【457L】My relatives and friends forwarded this post to me before.

Are Gaoling Zhihua and Idle Guest [Gaoling Lu Binghua] and [Jianghu Idle Guest]?

Today, I met the two of them. There seems to be no interaction between the two of them, and no one talks in the team. The whole process is a dull output, one first and the other third.

But their network doesn’t seem to be very stable, although every time the connection is dropped, it’s right after a boss fight...but the first one gets disconnected by Kaolinzhihua, the third one gets disconnected by idlers, and the sixth one hits After all, the two fell together, such a coincidence that it is hard not to believe that they lived together.

【466L】I am their ex-leader.

Keke Yeli played really well, but unfortunately the professional design of this game made it difficult to win team battles with Yeli.Bringing a night raccoon is equivalent to bringing one less person in 8 vs. 8. Our guild is of average strength. In order to fulfill Ke Ke's dream of an offline competition, our guild used the strength of breastfeeding in the audition the year before last. It was a pity that I was unlucky and ran into the champion team...

Night Fox has always been my Baiyueguang career. I really want to take Keke into a league offline match, but he is too sticky to the flowers of the high mountains, and he insists on following that bastard wherever he goes.I suspect that Kaolin Flower changes guilds every year because they don't want customers to be overwhelmed by guild members and abducted.

To be honest, the flower of Gaoling may belong to everyone, but the idle guest definitely belongs to Zhihua of Gaoling only.