Online Dating Hurts People

After the guild league audition registration deadline, the official schedule was announced.

A total of 66 teams have passed the review of this league, of which two are the champion and runner-up teams of the previous league, and they do not need to participate in the audition and directly enter the offline.The qualifiers adopt a group elimination system as usual, and the competition will be completed within two weeks. On April 4, eight teams will be sent to the offline competition.The offline competition will be held on May 23st at the G City Culture and Sports Center.

Han Xuandong has read all the analysis posts about this league in the main bar of "Zongshanhai". This year their guild seems to be lucky, and there is no team with too strong strength in their group, unless they encounter a dark horse again, Xian Sucao There is a [-]% chance of entering offline.

From the first day of the audition, Han Xuandong has been active every day, hoarding tickets for stud after the gang enters the offline competition.

As long as there is free time, Han Xuandong will climb to YY to observe their games.As predicted in the analysis post, although the game was not particularly smooth, the gang barely made it to the top [-] in the second week of the audition. The opponents did not perform too well in the previous games.

After careful analysis by the leader, the tickets for this offline match are already guaranteed.

After a routine update of the game, the main city square added an NPC of the top sixteen and the captain and deputy captain of the seeded team to solicit votes for his team.Players can vote for their favorite team with the flowers produced by their homes, and the flowers are given to the character NPC, and the votes are recorded in the name of the gang.

The vice-captain of their guild is [Jianghu Idler], Han Xuandong persuaded the guild and people in the live broadcast room to throw flowers at him.There is no other reason, Xian Sucao's NPC lines were written by Han Xuandong.

"Blooming flowers can be folded straight to be folded, and miss labor and capital are delusional rich women."

The leader [Should laugh at me passionately] said he was speechless.

He has always disagreed with the literary bacteria on the current treasure of the town gang [Lu Binghua of Gaoling]. What made him speechless the most was that [Jianghu Idlers] actually submitted this line.

Gaolingzhihua is ashamed and insists on dragging idlers to the back, so what's the matter with gangs?

The guild leader even suspected that the two of them had an opinion on the guild's name [Golden Thread Clothes]!

During his spare time, Han Xuandong always goes online quietly and strolls around the square area. He sees that the number of flowers in [Jianghu Leisure Guest] is a whole digit more than that of [Lovely], ranking fifth among all contestants. Second only to the few MVP players in last year's offline competition, he was very satisfied and proudly patted his stomach in the office.

Han Xuandong seems to have somewhat understood the joy of chasing stars and making rankings for the boys and girls in the fan circle.

The evening is the most crucial battle to determine whether the guild can advance to the offline stage. Han Xuandong had promised to witness with the friends in the live broadcast room that Idler's team advances to the quarterfinals, but was called back to his hometown by his father Han Song , After looking for four or five reasons to decline, he was ruthlessly dismantled, so he had no choice but to bite the bullet and go to the appointment, and missed the live broadcast tonight.

After living for nearly 30 years, this is the second time that Han Xuandong feels very dissatisfied and resentful towards his father who misused his high IQ.

——The first time was when he was 12 years old, Han Song found out the lucky money hidden by Han Xuandong and took it for himself.

At that time, Xu Huixin was in charge of the family's financial affairs, and the two ministers surnamed Han were both exploited and penniless. They were supposed to fight against the enemy with a united front. Give him 300 yuan and keep it for yourself!Simply devoid of conscience, unreasonable!

Going back to the old courtyard of Liuyang shop, seeing the courtyard door was wide open, Han Xuandong walked in without knocking on the door.

As soon as he opened the door, he heard Han Song talking to Xu Huixin: "What kind of environment is there no points on the Internet now? Who knows whether it is a cat or a dog chatting with you through the screen? You also know the conditions of our child. He It’s okay to be big-hearted, we as parents have dragged him to such a great age, and poured at least hundreds of thousands of dollars into him, are you willing to let him go so casually?”

Han Xuandong suddenly felt that he came at the wrong time, before Han Song and Xu Huixin noticed him, he quickly retreated and closed the door, hiding behind the palm trees to listen.

Xu Huixin's voice didn't sound as confident as usual: "But this is Xuandong's own lifelong event after all... You also know that sexual orientation is not something that can be changed immediately, although I also find it a bit unbelievable...our son It may be the one below, this matter is already a foregone conclusion, we can't beat the mandarin ducks, can we?"

???

Why did Han Xuandong feel that he could understand every word Xu Huixin said today, but couldn't understand all of them together?

No, he had so many girlfriends before, his father and his mother are obvious to all, right?

Why now he seems to be a gay in his mother's mouth...?

Besides, it's fine if his mother thinks he's gay, but why does he still think his mighty son is a zero?

"The words may sound a bit harsh to you old Han's family, but it is the truth after all. None of Xuan Dong's girlfriends who are so big can go to the step of bringing them home. He may be really bad at that...and you Look at what he usually likes to do. He writes love poems and makes little rabbits. He is also so narcissistic. He wakes up every morning and poses in front of the mirror. He even secretly uses my lipstick. Isn’t it 0 or something... Modern society is full of dust 0, no one, no one to rely on, like our son, it is not easy to have someone who can see right, you must not embarrass him with this matter."

Han Xuandong, who was hiding behind the palm tree, heard this and almost stripped the tree.

Wait a minute, Mom, do you have any misunderstanding about my hobbies?

I like writing poems and origami, that’s the pursuit of romance. Why don’t you mention that I like playing basketball and running?Isn't my liking for body bumping with old men enough to support your point of view?

Which handsome guy is not narcissistic?Does liking yourself mean liking boys mean you are gay?I secretly used your lipstick to wipe the flaming red lips of the villain in the textbook, not for myself!

Han Song's voice trembled with anger: "If you can't do it, you can't do it! All the people from our old Han's family are pure men, this is the bottom line that must never be shaken!"

right!Dad was right!

Han Xuandong couldn't help applauding from the bottom of his heart.

"The three requirements of being a woman, being human, and being able to breathe can no longer be lowered. Even if the son of our old Han family is gay, he must be a fierce 1 of steel! If he dares to be 0, I will cripple him!"

"Boom!" Han Xuandong kicked the pot of the palm tree, the dull sound was prolonged, just like the pain from the little finger of his right foot.The steel in Lao Han’s house grinned in pain, and the loud noise had already attracted the attention of Han Song and Xu Huixin. They both turned to the door at the same time. Han Xuandong couldn’t hide anymore, he rubbed With his sore toes, he hopped up the steps with one foot, and opened the glass door again with a smile.

"Dad, mom."

Seeing him, Han Song's expression softened instantly, "Son, come and sit here."

"I heard that you are talking about friends on the Internet, and you are still a big guy in women's clothing. Although, is he a one or a zero?"

Han Xuandong limped and sat next to Han Song, ground his teeth secretly, and said, "He is Ling."

I'm sorry, concubine Xian, my good brother.

At Xiansucao's home hundreds of kilometers away, the big boy who was warming up before the game sneezed loudly.

The [Qinling old Chinese doctor] who was in charge of the command in YY asked with concern: "What's the matter, guest, have you caught a cold?"

Knowing that her teammates couldn't see her, Xian Sucao shook her head, "Maybe someone misses me."

"Hey, are there any suspects to choose?" "Old Chinese Medicine" Yin Ming asked this Zhenggong who was devoted to teasing his good friend.

"Cold Profound Winter."

Yin Ming snorted: "I guess it's him too, I don't know where to go to fool around tonight, I can't watch the live broadcast, maybe I'm resting on someone else's fragrant shoulder with a guilty heart and reminiscing about the soft jade and gentle fragrance of his concubine Xian. .”

Xian Sucao frowned: "Nenyu Wenxiang is used to describe women."

"Haha."