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Osamu Dazai's indescribable dream.

Everything is so real, the self in the dream will quietly stay beside that "stranger".

Just looking at him, Osamu Dazai will feel a secret and indescribable satisfaction and joy rising in his heart.

Occasionally, he will be taught by the other party because of life problems, but how does he respond?

The self in the dream would always raise his hands nonchalantly, making a gesture of surrender on purpose, "Is that all you care about me, Eiji?"

There was a smile in the clear iris-colored eyes, as if he asked deliberately to hear the affirmative answer.

A clumsy and childish little trick.

But the self in the dream, who made him feel strange, never tired of it.

He has never seen anyone like "Eiji", it seems that all bright words can be piled up on him.His actions and inner thoughts never seem to deviate from each other.

And such a person is also a unique existence in the world of Osamu Dazai.

His whole body is surrounded by a layer of soft light, which is clearly different from other people in the world.He didn't even know if this was a reflection of his own heart or if something unusual had come to the human world.

After waking up, Osamu Dazai still had some difficulty recovering.

All the senses in the dream were so vivid, including the mood, which was a feeling he had never experienced before.

Once back to the real world, only the inexplicable emotion filled my heart, and it took a long time before the illusory emotion slowly disappeared.

... Eiji?

Hiiragi Eiji's undercover career went very smoothly.

In the experience of several worlds, he has done everything, whether it is the psychological counselor of the adolescent boy, the assistant nanny of the villain, or the backbone of the fighting force in the world of human beings wreaking havoc in the God of Death!

The low-level mafia is nothing to worry about!

What's more, the port mafia is fundamentally different from the mafia he had the honor to watch on TV. The port mafia is more like a capital enterprise with a complete system and well-off welfare that involves many gray areas in its business territory.

...In short, at Eiji Hiiragi's stage, he is just an ordinary beater.

Perhaps it was because his aura of being a social animal was too conspicuous, but in just one week, the team leader who led his daily patrols promoted him twice—giving him double the workload.

"Whirlpool, you did a good job." The team leader patted him on the shoulder and gave him encouraging words.

Hiiragi Eiji, now named Uzumaki Eiji, accepted the compliment with a soulless smile.

That's right, after updating his file, his current identity is a wage earner who came to Yokohama from Sapporo with his parents. He lost his parents due to the Dragon Head War and learned of the existence of the port mafia. It took another year to join here.

This file is impeccable, and there are police behind him to manage it, and even sent him several police officers with the same clean identities in Yokohama to enrich his blank life in the past 20 years.

That's right, he changed his file, and his age was officially adjusted down by two years.

The undercover career with the official escort is really smooth.

However, it turns out that whenever a person starts to feel complacent, disaster is already approaching.

On a sunny afternoon, Eiji Hiiragi finally met his mission target this time, a 17-year-old boy named Osamu Dazai.

It's not the same as Hiiragi Eiji's fantasy. Although the boy in front of him is dressed like a mafia, but both in appearance and temperament, he looks more like a clean boy with a sense of alienation.

When Eiji Hiiragi saw the bandage wrapped around the right eye on the other party's neck, he couldn't help thinking-is the work of the port mafia so dangerous?Could it be that Osamu Dazai's hidden wish is not to die?

But without giving Hiiragi Eiji much time to think, the black-haired boy with the "main character" on his head was already walking towards him with several men in black suits and sunglasses behind him.The other party seemed to have a clear purpose, as if he was here for Hiiragi Eiji.

After seeing Hiiragi Eiji's face, Dazai Osamu's iris-colored eyes inadvertently narrowed for a moment, and soon returned to their normal appearance.

"Uzumaki... Is that Eiji?" Osamu Dazai's voice also had a bright youthful feel, but when he said the name Eiji, his tone was a bit weird, as if he deliberately protracted the tone, "From today on, you Just join my squad and become part of the guerrilla force."

As he said that, he smiled slightly at Hiiragi Eiji, but strangely, Hiiragi Eiji caught a dangerous breath from that smile.

"Just passing by here, in this case, you can go back with me."

Hiiragi Eiji: "...?"

A huge question mark formed in his mind.

Although Eiji Hiiragi was sent to the port mafia as an undercover agent, due to his status as an ordinary person, it is enough for him to lurk at the lowest level and have a general understanding of some trends.

For more in-depth lurking, professional personnel are needed to handle it.

In this world, there are existences above ordinary people, and such people are usually called supernatural beings.Naturally, there is such an official force in the Metropolitan Police Department, and it must be different from the undercover mission received by Eiji Hiiragi.

After all, Hiirai Eiji's boss didn't want him to die. The government and this large local mafia basically maintained a delicate balance, and the relationship was not too tense. This dispatch was only because the upper management was keenly aware , The wind direction in Yokohama has changed again.

But if Eiji Hiiragi remembers correctly...

The guerrilla force, which seems to be a squad directly under the port mafia leader Mori Ogai.

It is an important existence that specializes in eliminating "intractable diseases".

In other words, now, as an ordinary person, he will join this team whose death rate is extremely high! ?

Hiiragi Eiji's former boss also seemed to be a little shocked by this scene, he opened his mouth subconsciously, but when he saw Osamu Dazai looking over with a smile, he shut his mouth instantly.

"You don't seem to have a gun yet?" Dazai Osamu looked up and down Hiiragi Eiji.

"...Mmm, um." Hiiragi Eiji responded naively.I was so shocked by this outrageous development that I was speechless!

Could it be that this is the benefit that the system gave him before! ?

Why does he feel that although he is closer to the mission goal, he is also closer to heaven?

Osamu Dazai casually pulled out the gun and the holster from the man in black behind him. He stepped forward and pinched Hiiragi's wrist, and then put the gun on it. Just when Hiiragi was about to hold the gun , Osamu Dazai suddenly leaned into his ear, and murmured in a low voice: "Eiji-kun, maybe you know a special ability that does not belong to the category of supernatural powers and is related to dreams?"

Hiiragi Eiji's scalp tingled instantly.

It's not because I can feel the warm breath of this guy, but——

As a ninja, he keenly felt the danger hidden in these words.It is close to murderous existence.

Hiiragi Eiji couldn't help crying in his heart, system, is this the gift bag you were talking about? !Why do I always feel like he's trying to kill me? !

In this way, due to his oversensitive perception, Eiji Hiiragi should have tightly held the gun that Osamu Dazai stuffed into his hand, but because the radar all over his body was calling the police, he did not catch the gun.

As it happened, Osamu Dazai had already let go of his hand.

Then, the gun that was wrapped in a leather case and weighed more than two catties slipped from Hiiragi Eiji's palm without warning, and stood straight——

It hit Osamu Dazai's toe.

He tightened his grip on Hiiragi Eiji's hand instantly.

The grip strength at that moment made Hiiragi Eiji clearly feel his pain.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

Hiiragi Eiji: "..."

He felt that Osamu Dazai seemed to have stopped breathing for a moment.

Then, Hiiragi Eiji heard a chuckle in horror.

Immediately afterwards, there was a system prompt.

[Dazai Osamu Favorability +1]

Hiiragi Eiji: "..."

Help--!Isn't this method of increasing favorability a bit too outrageous——!