Holy patriarchal tool man

Two weeks have passed since Hiiragi Eiji was transferred to Dazai Osamu.

In the first week of being transferred, Eiji Hiiragi quickly sent an encrypted email to his boss, writing in a crackling pass, reporting his sudden promotion experience.

On the same day, he received a reply from another police officer who cooperated with him and lived in Yokohama.

"Stay still and observe carefully, but remember, the port mafia is an organization with supernatural powers, don't get promoted again, otherwise your life may be in danger as an ordinary person."

One sentence summary: stay with you!

Eiji Hiiragi returned to the Port Mafia with tears in his eyes, and bumped into Osamu Dazai who was returning to the office with the documents.

Is this the promotion he wanted? !ah? !He obviously doesn't want this kind of gift bag either!So far, the system has not told him what the big gift package he got is.

However, in these short two weeks, he has felt the reign of terror called Osamu Dazai.

Although this boy named Osamu Dazai is only 17 years old, he often makes Eiji Hiiragi feel the IQ gap between human beings.

This guy doesn't play cards according to common sense at all, but whenever he commands a mission, the result always comes as he expected. This outrageous level of intelligence often makes Hiiragi Eiji's scalp tingle.

Gan!He is an undercover agent!The high-risk man met Osamu Dazai, who brought high-risk to others, and he might be in high-risk cold! ?

However, he didn't know what was included in that terrible gift package, and Osamu Dazai liked to put Hiiragi Eiji under his nose very much.

"...Are you back? I just need to find you. This report is very special." Osamu Dazai took the document handed over by Eiji Hiiragi in the morning and commented with a smile, "Is there any content I want? Other places It fills in the details, Eiji-kun, do you really not consider changing your job to write novels? It seems that your imagination doesn't need to be used by me."

Hiiragi Eiji: "..."

Can this be his fault? !He's only been in office for two weeks—!

What can he do if he is asked to write a report on bombing a factory just two weeks after he took office? !He hasn't even picked up the mission report from a pile of junk in Osamu Dazai's office!

So after consulting many people, Eiji Hiiragi pieced together a complete task report intermittently.

Then got the above comments.

Damn, this is clearly the most authentic feedback from all the personnel involved in the battle——!

"Eiji-kun, rewrite." Osamu Dazai said to him with a kind smile on his face.

Hiiragi Eiji: "..."

I wrote.

"Huh? The report from a week ago hasn't been written yet? Eiji-kun, this is the manual, please."

Hiiragi Eiji: "..."

……I wrote.

"If you take less, take everything on the table over there." Osamu Dazai commanded slowly.

Hiiragi Eiji: "..."

I fucking wrote it——!

In the evening, when the chicken blood subsided, Eiji Hiiragi looked at one of the reports that was called back again, and talked to the system with blank eyes, "...Tong, are you sure I chose the gift package when I chose Osamu Dazai, really load it for me Is it?" Hiiragi Eiji called the system in his heart with a bitter smile on his face.

And the brain was calm, and the system whose average response speed was usually within 0.1 seconds, this time it was stuck for the first time.

As if for confirmation, the system responded to Eiji Hiiragi after a while.

"Confirm that loading is complete."

Eiji Hiiragi nodded calmly, "I understand, so this gift bag is actually used to test me, right? Because I got double rewards, right?"

system:"……"

The system was also puzzled, but in the end, it rarely spoke to comfort.

[Please do not be discouraged by NPC Hiiragi Eiji, just treat it as the diversity of human species]

Hiiragi Eiji: "..."

After Eiji Hiiragi finished the conversation with the system, what he saw was Osamu Dazai staring at him without saying a word, maintaining the previous posture.

Hiiragi Eiji was stunned for a moment, and then the alarm bell rang.Fuck, according to Dazai Osamu's level of shrewdness, I'm afraid he has discovered something about him, right?

Wouldn't he have noticed the sluggish response of him talking to the system? !

The more I think about it, the more Eiji Hiiragi thinks it's not good, but don't worry!As long as he behaves righteously, the other party will have nothing to do with him!

"... Dazai-sama, what are you looking at?"

Only then did Osamu Dazai seem to come back to his senses, his kite-colored eyes slowly blinked twice, which seemed to be telling Hiiragi Eiji something - he was also distracted just now.

[...The target has been affected by the content of the gift package, confirmation is complete]

The system's cold but relieved voice sounded in Hiiragi Eiji's head again.

Hiiragi Eiji is not stupid, he understood the meaning of the system's words almost instantly - with the performance of this guy who is so smart and close to a monster, just now you have been in a daze for so long, and your expression is still so unpredictable, but Osamu Dazai is not there There was too much entanglement on this point, but he kept staring at Eiji Hiiragi in a daze.

Isn't this a signal that the package was loaded successfully?It made Osamu Dazai lose his wits!

With such reasoning, the result is very reasonable——!

...Fuck!

So the contents of his gift bag just make Osamu Dazai occasionally lose his IQ? !

Hiiragi Eiji hadn't had time to confirm with the system what this gift package was, when Dazai said leisurely: "I was wondering...why haven't you noticed that your current workload has already surpassed the amount of an ordinary employee for a week and a half? gone?"

Hiiragi Eiji's expression froze instantly.

...a week and a half of...amount...?

After saying this, Osamu Dazai stared at Eiji Hiiragi intently, as if confirming his reaction.

Ten seconds later, Osamu Dazai lazily fell back on the back of the swivel chair, "Hey, there is no interesting reaction?" His tone gradually became colder, "It seems that you have nothing special at all."

Originally, Eiji Hiiragi felt his fist was hard and wanted to drink blood, but after hearing Dazai Osamu's last words, he was stunned.

He almost blurted out: "Yes! Not at all! Could it be that Mr. Dazai transferred me because you think there is something special about me?!"

Hiiragi Eiji's straightforward appearance and straightforward answer made Osamu Dazai's expression blank for a moment.

Then Eiji Hiiragi saw that this person raised his eyebrows again.

[Dazai Osamu Favorability +5]

[The impression of Osamu Dazai has been changed]

Hiiragi Eiji hastily opened the control panel, and before reaching the bond, he could only see the other party's impression of him.

[Favourability: 8]

[Impression: Sly guy]

Hiiragi Eiji almost spat out a mouthful of old blood.

Does this guy not understand human language? !

After several ups and downs in mood, Hiiragi Eiji, who has a strong psychological quality, adjusted his mentality again.

That's right, he doesn't care about patients.

And this is probably the workload accumulated by Osamu Dazai himself due to illness and injury?Thinking about it this way, it's okay to deal with it for him.

The sick should rest.

After truthfully telling Osamu Dazai that he didn't mind, and wishing the other party a good recovery, Osamu Dazai let out a hearty laugh.

Finally, the laughter subsided, he crossed his legs, rested his cheek in one hand, and stared at Eiji Hiiragi with a smile that hadn't faded from his eyelids, "Oh, so he was taking care of me."

When he said this, he also showed a clear expression and nodded, as if confirming his own thoughts, with an indescribable youthful spirit.

Hiiragi Eiji felt a little joyful.

Osamu Dazai's reaction itself shows a certain signal. When a person can sense the kindness from another person, there is a high probability that he will have a natural affection for the person who brings him kindness.

Hiiragi Eiji is ready to receive the reminder of increased favorability——

Sure enough, the next second he heard a pleasant prompt from the system.

[Dazai Osamu Favorability +1]

The corners of Hiiragi Eiji's upturned lips froze instantly.

……plus one?

plus one? !

Shouldn't this kind of performance be rushing to add ten? !In the end, you just add one to me? !

But the more exciting part continues.

Osamu Dazai's smile gradually deepened, "So you don't know."

Hiiragi Eiji quickly adjusted his expression. Given his previous work experience, he is now more cautious. When he heard Dazai Osamu speak in this tone, he subconsciously became vigilant, "...know what? "

Osamu Dazai chuckled and said, "I'm not injured at all, the bandages are just my decorations."

Hiiragi Eiji: "??????"

But the ordeal is far more than that simple!

A few days later, Eiji Hiiragi's workload increased again.

"Uzumaki-kun, Dazai-sama is missing—!"

At three o'clock in the morning, Hiiragi Eiji went out to look for someone with his coat on.

After a night of intense searching, he finally found the person who entered the water in a certain river.

Hiiragi Eiji: "..." He can.

"Uzumaki-kun! Mr. Dazai was injured while performing a mission! He is currently admitted to the hospital! Please, this is the work left by Mr. Dazai, he said he can leave it to you!"

For the next week, Eiji Hiiragi will constantly switch back and forth between the hospital and the workplace, not only taking Dazai Osamu's subordinates to do tasks, but also going to the hospital to take care of him.

...He really can!

"Uzumaki-kun, Dazai-sama is absent from work again...wait! I didn't ask you to find him, he said this situation, go and hold a meeting for him!"

... He, he can absolutely——!

"Mr. Uzumaki..."

"Mr. Uzumaki..."

After experiencing the purgatory work, Eiji Hiiragi almost got PTSD when he heard the name "Uzumaki-kun", because it indicates that work is coming again!

Ah-ah-ah-ah-!

There were three consecutive stinky screams in his heart, and Eiji Hiiragi had an epiphany.

If you don't explode in silence, you will pervert in silence.He can't go on like this!

Otherwise, he doesn't know what he will do——!

That night, in the bar inside the port mafia, a frustrated person suddenly appeared in the workplace.