On how to get rid of straight doctors

After Jian Zheng had a wild weekend, he started his life of going to class and doing homework on Monday.

He went to the hospital to find Yi Ci on Monday evening. When he saw him, he could clearly feel that Yi Ci was not in a good mood, and he didn't even smile.

Depression can probably be considered a work-related injury.

Jian Zheng cautiously proposed: "How about we go eat pizza today?"

Yi Ci said indifferently: "It's not very good."

Jian Zheng rubbed his nose and recognized it.

It turned out to be a high-end western restaurant again, and Jian Zheng was drinking creamy mushroom soup. Although he thought it tasted good, it always seemed to be missing something, not so satisfying.

Jian Zheng asked curiously: "When you were single, what did you usually eat for dinner?"

"I'm rarely single."

Jian Zheng: "..."

It seems to be a problem of stepping on mine.

They have a tacit understanding and rarely talk about their exes. After all, it is meaningless. These days, it is normal for adults to have several exes, and it is meaningless to pursue them.

"When I'm alone, I usually go out to eat." Yi Ci replied, "Many times, it's hard to find the energy to make dinner after a day's worth of scalpel."

"Then do you have a cafeteria at noon?"

Yi Ci nodded.

"Wow." Jian Zheng's eyes sparkled, "I heard that the doctor's canteen is pretty good, let me take a picture some other day."

Yi Ci shook his head and laughed, "It's just a cafeteria. It's neither good nor bad. Doesn't the school have a cafeteria?"

"Oh, no, it's different." Jian Zheng shook his head solemnly, "Although the school cafeteria is cheap, the food...don't mention it, it couldn't be more delicious. I can't even bite into a steak."

"It should be that the steak has not been hammered with a mallet, and the meat inside is connected, so you can't bite it."

"Ham, no matter what the reason is, it's very perfunctory to cook for students, probably because I think young people are easy to deal with."

"The cafeteria in my student days..." Yi Ci thought for a while and said, "It should be similar to yours."

"I think the cheap cafeterias in universities all over the country should be pretty good." Jian Zheng concluded, "So many of our students from China like to buy pizza, pasta, burgers and so on. When the students came here, it seemed as if they had blown air one by one, and they quickly expanded into round balls."

Even he himself felt that there was a little more flesh on his stomach, thinking that when he was in China, he was really as thin as a stick.

Yi Ci said solemnly: "Body management is very important. If the body BMI exceeds a certain number, it is easy to have various underlying diseases. Even if you are young, you should not be careless. I have seen young people who are about to start taking insulin in their teens."

Started taking insulin as a teenager...

Jian Zheng shook his head, feeling that the picture was too beautiful to imagine.

"I've already booked a ticket to go skiing in Switzerland." Yi Ci finished eating the salmon and wiped it gracefully with a napkin. "We'll leave on the 23rd and come back in early January."

"Very good." Jian Zheng said, "After I finish my busy work before Christmas, I will go and relax."

"If you plan to go home during the Spring Festival..." Yi Ci's voice paused, "I don't know when you need to leave, so I didn't book tickets for you."

Jian Zheng also finished eating, put down his chopsticks, and asked Yi Ci solemnly: "Mr. Yi Ci, regarding my going home during the Spring Festival, would you like to go to China with me?"

After he finished speaking, he was afraid that Yi Ci might misunderstand something, "Don't worry, it's not the kind of meeting parents, although I'm not sure if you know what it means to meet parents, I just want to invite you to go back to China to play with me, maybe you You should change the environment and relax."

Yi Ci said slowly: "I heard from my Chinese friends that according to your customs, meeting parents seems to mean that two people are going to get married."

"Oh, no, no, no." Jian Zheng shook his head again and again, "That's not the case, that's an outdated concept, many people around me broke up after meeting their parents, and I didn't ask you to meet their parents, I just wanted to be with you play at home."

"It's rare to go back once, why don't you spend more time with your family?"

"Damn, my mother has only been warm to me for two days. When I first came back, she was so sweet, she didn't let me do any work, and within two days, I would have to show my original shape. Why do you play games at home every day, making people It's annoying to watch."

Yi Ci couldn't help laughing.

Jian Zheng asked: "Speaking of which, do you want to spend Christmas with your family?"

Yi Ci shook his head, "Generally not, my parents are very busy, because of business, they fly all over the world, so there may not be any dances at Christmas."

"Like This."

Sounds like a capitalist.

"Actually, when I was young..." Yi Ci recalled for a moment, and said softly, "I rarely saw my parents. They were very busy and would not come to take me in person. They usually hired various teachers for me, such as when I was learning to walk. There will be special training teachers, as well as learning about sitting posture and eating etiquette.”

"Of course, my parents are more than just me. I have an older brother who helps my parents with their business in the company, and a younger sister who is doing fashion design and founded a clothing brand by myself. I seem to be the most mediocre in comparison. that."

... The top neurosurgeon in the world is the most mediocre one. What kind of family condition is this? There is a mine at home is not enough to describe.

Probably, there is a throne to be inherited.

I heard that this kind of family has a family foundation. Maybe the salary of a surgeon is easy pocket money?

"We don't meet much every year, usually once a year. We met at Easter this year, and everyone chose to play separately at Christmas."

Jian Zheng: "...It doesn't sound like a family environment that I can touch."

Yi Ci shook his head and laughed, "No, sometimes the family here is not as close as you think. When we grow up, our parents won't interfere with what we do. If we don't make a big mistake, we'll be fine."

"But I've also been around families with very tight parent-child relationships, usually parents who have been caring for adult children, but that doesn't happen in my family."

"It sounds like your childhood life was both happy and painful. When you were young, your material life was very rich, but without the company of your loved ones, it is easy to feel insecure."

Yi Ci stared at the dining table, but without focus, as if recalling things from his childhood, his voice was very soft, "Maybe it is true. When I was young, I often couldn't sleep, and sometimes I wanted to turn on the light to sleep."

Although Jian Zheng's family is not very rich, but he received a lot of love when he was a child. Before entering elementary school, he insisted on sleeping between his parents, which is very individual.

"Do you still sleep with the lights on now?" Jian Zheng asked curiously, "I see you always turn off the lights."

"I'm afraid you won't get used to it." Yi Ci replied, "And it would be better if I have someone to accompany me."

"Why does it feel like you are still a fragile baby inside?" Jian Zheng sighed, "It's still the same sentence, who is not a baby anymore."

Yi Ci was a little speechless, "I'm not..."

He thought about it, then shook his head and said, "Forget it."

Baby be baby.

Instead, he said: "I have more than one month of paid annual leave a year."

Jian Zheng's eyes lit up, "Is it so cool? It's good to hear. I will work in the future. If I have a month's paid annual leave, I will stay at home and play games from morning to night."

"...I mean, I can accompany you where you want to go, for example, you want to go back to your country."

"Ah, this." Jian Zheng scratched his head, "Actually, I also want to go back a little longer, but the Spring Festival is not a legal holiday here, and I don't have much free time, so I may only go back for more than a week. I think you The annual leave is definitely enough."

It just feels a bit overkill.

"When do you plan to go back?" Yi Ci asked, "I've booked a ticket."

"Ah, no need for this, I can just book it myself, and I will send you the flight number and date when the time comes."

It's an exaggeration for Yi Ci to say that the air ticket money to go home is too exaggerated.

"I'm sure." Yi Ci said briefly, "Business class."

Jian Zheng: "..."

Suddenly he couldn't bear to refuse, the poor ghost had never sat in business class yet.

But later he found out that Yi Ci would book business class for a trip with a flight time of more than eight hours, because the reason is to have a good rest.

**

On Tuesday morning, Jian Zheng accompanied Yi Xin to the psychiatrist, and Yi resigned to talk with the psychiatrist, while Jian Zheng sat outside in the lounge and waited.

More than an hour later, Yi Ci came out of the consultation room, followed by a Caucasian woman in her forties, with a gentle expression and a strong affinity.

The female doctor nodded to him with a smile on her face, and then said to Yi Ci, "Congratulations."

"Thank you."

Yi Ci walked to Jian Zheng's side, pulled him up from the sofa, and hugged him tightly, so hard that Jian Zheng's bones ached.

The female doctor tactfully turned around and left, Jian Zheng asked cautiously: "What's wrong with you, are you going to see the situation this time?"

Yi Ci buried his head on his neck, as if he needed the other person's temperature very much. After a few minutes, he replied: "The doctor said that the situation is good and is improving."

"Really?" Jian Zheng's expression lit up instantly, "To celebrate this, why don't we eat Sichuan cuisine today?"

Yi Ci let go of Jian Zheng and looked at him expressionlessly.

Jian Zheng froze, "Okay, forget it."

Yi Ci said unhurriedly: "It's not impossible, as long as you agree to one condition."

"What conditions?"

"This weekend, I'll give you an enema."

Jian Zheng was stunned for a moment, "What kind of weird hobby are you doing?"

Why this condition, why this sort of anti-human thinking? !

"In no mood?"

"Just kidding, am I the kind of person who sells his body for food?"

"Ok?"

"At least one more meal of hot pot and grilled fish will do."

Yi Ci lowered his head and pursed his lips with a smile, and said, "Yes."

So Jian Zheng betrayed himself, shamefully.

Although he thinks it's okay for couples to play this game, but...

I always feel strange, do doctors not mind these techniques, or are they well-informed.

Yi Ci casually added: "In order to prevent you from operating irregularly, as a doctor, I can guide you from a professional perspective."

"...as if this is some important operation."

Yi Ci replied with a low smile, "It's very important to me."

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