On how to get rid of straight doctors

On Thursday, check-up on time.

Jian Zheng went out hungry early in the morning, and took a series of tests such as blood drawing. In addition to the few items he usually did in the physical examination for admission, there were a few items on the checklist that he didn't quite understand. It seemed that it was something to rule out potential diseases. Class, he also did.

At around nine o'clock, he completed his physical examination and waited for Yi Ci on the first floor.

A few minutes later, Yi Ci came down from upstairs and dragged Jian Zheng to have breakfast together.

This time Jian Zheng finally got his wish and ate his beloved french fries, hamburger and Coke, very happy.

"The physical examination results will come out in a week." Yi Ci said, "It will be sent directly to your email."

"Ok."

Jian Zheng answered vaguely, eating French fries very happily.

Yi Ci sighed, his expression seemed a little helpless, and he didn't seem to understand why Jian Zheng always liked to eat these junk foods.

**

After dinner on Thursday night, Yi Ci sent Jian Zheng home.

In the car, Jian Zheng asked: "Will it be troublesome for you to pick me up like this every day? In fact, I can go by myself. You are tired after working all day."

"It's okay when there is no surgery." Yi Ci said, "Nine to five, the number of outpatients will be limited to a reasonable range every day, and you can leave work early if you finish early."

"...It sounds like it's quite moisturised without surgery."

Yi Ci smiled, after what Jian Zheng said, it seemed that it was indeed the case.

There was no traffic jam at night, and he soon drove to Jian Zheng's house.

The car stopped not far from the apartment, and Jian Zheng said goodbye to Yi Ci with a glass of freshly squeezed juice from the restaurant just now.

As he walked towards the apartment, he drank the juice from the restaurant, which was freshly squeezed and delicious.

Just when he was less than one meter away from the door of the apartment, a tall figure rushed out from the side and snatched his juice in an instant.

The man ran so fast that he disappeared for a few seconds.

Jian Zheng was stunned at the time, and after realizing it, he wanted to chase after him, but found that the other party had already disappeared without a trace.

...He encountered his first robbery here, and the target of the other party was a glass of juice in his hand.

Although he had heard that some homeless people here would rob everything and want leftover takeaways, but this level was beyond his imagination.

He curled his lips and didn't intend to continue chasing, so he could only admit his bad luck and go upstairs.

But he didn't want to hear footsteps from far to near behind him just as he took a step.

Yi Ci didn't know when he got out of the car and walked in front of him, with an anxious expression on his face, "Are you okay, are you injured?"

"...You, haven't left yet?"

He didn't seem to hear the sound of the car driving away.

"I won't leave until you go upstairs." Yi Ci looked him up and down, and heaved a sigh of relief, "It's all right."

"fine."

Jian Zheng shook his head, it was just a glass of drink, at worst he had lost weight.

Yi Ci's expression was still tense, he looked around with a serious expression, pondered for a few minutes, and suddenly said to Jian Zheng: "Pack up your things and move away to live with me."

This sentence shocked Jian Zheng even more than the robbery of a glass of juice just now. What Yi Ci means is... want to live together?

"It's not safe here." Yi Ci's expression was still serious, "This is a high-incidence area for robbery-robbery-crimes, and it will be very dangerous for you to live here."

"...Actually, it's okay."

Frankly speaking, this was the first time he encountered robbery here.

Yi Ci narrowed his eyes slightly, with a displeased expression.

Jian Zheng was shocked, and immediately realized that he had just had a brain twitch, and he didn't immediately agree to the request to live together.

Some people are willing to live in a big house for him for free, enjoy the quiet and simple life in the rich area, and often sleep until the old man who is very good.

"Okay." Jian Zheng said, "I'll go upstairs and pack my things."

Yi Ci followed beside him, "I'll help you."

Jian Zheng paused, looked at Yi Ci's expression and said, "Well, my room may be...a bit messy."

Yi Ci said indifferently: "It must be very chaotic."

Jian Zheng: "...Actually, I think it's okay, it's not that messy, but compared with yours, it must be more messy."

His life is very unkempt, and in terms of living habits, he is a bit out of tune with Yi Ci, which is why he secretly thought about living together before but didn't say it directly.

He was afraid that two people with inconsistent living habits would live together and easily quarrel every day.

Although Yi Ci doesn't seem like the type to quarrel, the cold war is not good either.

Yi Ci walked in front and said softly, "I guessed your living habits when you threw your clothes on the ground before."

Jian Zheng curled his lips and followed Yi Ci, "Isn't it normal for young people to be unkempt?"

Yi Ci stopped and turned to look down at Jian Zheng.

Jian Zheng was at a loss for words and realized what he said, "Well, I mean... for a person like me who doesn't care much about appearance, maybe, ahem, maybe it's not so unkempt, and I don't mean to refer to young people specifically. "

Yi Ci suddenly laughed, and said softly, "Young man, next time you can do it yourself."

Jian Zheng: ...?

What the fuck? !

No, the heavy homework has already crushed his waist, making him exhausted.

"Hey, hey." He pulled Yi Ci back, "You can't do this."

Yi Ci snorted softly, his expression was not angry, but even a little happy.

But this joy came to an abrupt end after seeing Jian Zheng's room.

Jian Zheng stood awkwardly behind Yi Ci, his face was hot.

Cough, what, he didn't know that Yi Ci was coming today, if he knew, he would clean it up a little earlier.

But he was at a loss for Yi Ci's surprise attack.

In fact, he felt that the room wasn't particularly messy, just that... ahem, books were littered on the table, and the shoes he changed were left here and there.

The visual effect looks messy, but he doesn't think it's dirty.

He quickly dragged out the suitcase from under the bed, "Well, I'll pack it soon."

Yi Ci rolled up his sleeves, knelt down and said, "I'll help you."

Jian Zheng wanted to refuse, but his side was too chaotic, and he always felt that Yi Ci would be disgusted.

But when Yi Ci helped clean up, he didn't feel disgusted, and lowered his head to clean up seriously.

Jian Zheng stared blankly at Yi Ci's neatly folded clothes, and choked out a sentence: "You are so virtuous, the storage is really good."

Yi Ci looked at him expressionlessly.

Jian Zheng immediately covered his mouth, indicating that he didn't say anything, his eyes rolled around.

Yi Ci continued to pack his things, while Jian Zheng went to organize his toiletries.

About half an hour later, the two finished packing, Yi Ci carried the suitcase, and Jian Zheng went downstairs together carrying his toiletries and other things.

On the way back, Jian Zheng discussed with the landlord about retiring the lease, and by the way, put down the chair and lay down.

Yi Ci drove quietly without saying a word.

It was past ten o'clock in the evening when I got home, and Jian Zheng had to go to class the next morning, so he went to wash up first.

After washing up, he saw Yi Ci take out some car keys from the drawer.

That's right, there seems to be more than one car in Yici's garage, and he vaguely spotted several before.

He leaned over to take a look, and saw that the car keys on the table were very bright.

Yi Ci asked him, "Can you drive?"

"Yes." Jian Zheng nodded, "Actually, I wanted to buy a second-hand car at first, but later I thought about it."

"Before?"

"Of course, when I was in college during the winter and summer vacations, I often drove the family car to play."

Yi Ci said directly: "You test drive on the weekend, if there is no problem, pick one from here and drive it."

Jian Zheng looked at Yi Ci in surprise.

Yi Ci explained: "It's much more convenient for you to go to school. I live not too close to your school."

Jian Zheng asked cautiously: "Is this okay, drive your car?"

"I will buy an insurance for you. If something happens, the insurance company will settle the claim. Of course, you must pay attention to driving yourself. The proportion of car accidents in the emergency department is very high."

Jian Zheng: "...Don't say such unlucky words, I have been driving for several years, and I am already an old driver."

As he spoke, he looked greedily at the car keys on the table.

Most girls can't refuse a beautiful lipstick, and most boys can't refuse a handsome luxury car.

The car keys on Yi Ci's table are Ferrari, Land Rover, Tesla and the like.

Jian Zheng picked up the Tesla that seemed to be the cheapest among them, and asked, "Why did you think of buying a Tesla? It doesn't feel like your style."

"Quiet." Yi Ci said, "Sometimes, when I hear the sound of the engine, I get irritable, and the sound of the motor is much quieter."

"Then let's do this." Jian Zheng pointed to the Tesla key and began to blow rainbow farts, "My dear, thank you so much, you are so considerate..."

Yi Ci laughed and said, "It's going to be a test drive on weekends. If your driving skills are not up to standard, you won't be allowed to drive."

"Definitely qualified."

Jian Zheng is full of confidence.

Yi Ci put down the car keys, looked down at Jian Zheng's half-dried hair, took something from the drawer, and said in a low voice, "Take another shower."

……

On Saturday morning, Yi Ci drove Jian Zheng to the driving school, picked up an appointed coach car, and let Jian Zheng try it out.

Jian Zheng hasn't driven for a long time, the action of touching the steering wheel is gentler than touching Lao Gong.

Yi Ci pursed his lips tightly.

Jian Zheng didn't notice Yi Ci's displeasure, he admired the coach car for a long time before turning on the ignition and driving.

The car drove for a lap, and he felt that the lap was perfect, and he even played a drift.

Who knew that Yi Ci looked dissatisfied, stepped off the coach and said to him: "The focus of driving is driving safety, not showing off skills."

Jian Zheng: "... Sometimes you really look like a teacher preaching."

Yi Ci casually asked, "Do you need me to show you some pictures of the injured in the car accident?"

Jian Zheng shook his head, "No, no, I must pay attention."

The little white rabbit couldn't bear to see such a bloody scene.

Yi Ci still handed over the car keys to Jian Zheng, but told him to drive steadily.

When Jian Zheng returned home, he happily looked at him... the Tesla that was about to be driven.

He walked around Tesla contentedly, with an expression as if he was looking at his beloved treasure.

However, he didn't notice Yi Ci's increasingly dark complexion.

It was already twelve o'clock at noon when I saw the car I was going to drive in the future, and Yi Ci asked the hotel to deliver food. While eating, Jian Zheng discussed with Yi Ci to place a cute cartoon decoration in the car.

Yi Ci seems to have been not very interested in this kind of thing, and only said to let Jian Zheng see for himself.

After eating, the two of them cleaned up the tableware together, and Jian Zheng opened the shopping app to choose a beautiful car interior decoration for himself.

Yi Ci didn't know when he stood behind him, and asked unhurriedly, "Do you still remember our agreement?"

Jian Zheng didn't raise his head: "What agreement?"

He was leaning comfortably on the soft sofa in the living room, staring at his phone all the time.

Yi Ci first closed the gauze curtains on the windows of the living room, so that if someone looked from the outside, they could only vaguely see the shadows, and couldn't see anything else clearly.

After that, Yi Ci put a medicine box on the coffee table in the living room.

Jian Zheng was shocked by the dull voice, and then saw a medicine box.

...medicine kit?

What is this for?

Immediately afterwards, he saw Yi Ci take out an almost brand new white coat from a drawer in the living room and put it on.

...cos-play?

Not really.

Yi Ci walked in front of him unhurriedly, put the drinking water on the coffee table, and started to take things from the medicine box, one by one, every time he took one, Jian Zheng felt his heart constrict.

Sterilized enema-bowel bags.

Slender and flexible disposable anal-tube.

Glycerin, saline...

Jian Zheng's cell phone fell on the sofa at some point. He looked at Yi Ci standing in front of him with a condescending expression, and had the illusion that he had met a perverted doctor.

"Don't worry." Yi Ci's voice was unhurried, "I will guide you medically on how to use these, and adjust the length of time according to your reaction. Don't worry, I am very professional."

"Oh, no, no, no." Jian Zheng was so nervous that his tongue was almost tied, he regretted why he had betrayed himself for a few delicious meals a few days ago, "Honey, I think we can discuss it again, I can do it myself .”

Oh my god, look at this posture, he will die at the price of three delicious meals.

The author has something to say: Enema is often used in medicine to treat constipation~

This is a serious medical science article

But you must not try it yourself, you must go to the hospital for medical treatment if you feel unwell!

PS: The next chapter will be included in V. I originally planned to serialize it for free until the end, but it seems to be counterproductive. After I finish writing, I will rebate the last chapter

Another PS: This book is not long, and it is estimated that it will cost about one yuan to finish reading.

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