On how to get rid of straight doctors

What is Yi Ci doing, is he crazy or am I crazy?

Jian Zheng has this kind of thought in his mind.

However, Yi Ci whispered in his ear: "Relax, you can think of this as a very fried egg pre-operation preparation, which is usually done by nurses assisting patients. Compared to cranial surgery, it's as simple as handing a scalpel."

Jian Zheng: "...don't talk about it."

"According to survey and research statistics, more than half of MSM will choose enema, but this enema behavior should not be too many times, generally it is best to keep it at about four times a month, too many times will easily damage intestinal flora and electrolytes balance, causing intestinal dysfunction.”

"Most people have no residues in the rectum, or very little, and there will be no residues after a little cleaning. If there are residues in the rectum, first consider physical problems or dietary problems. There is a lack of coarse grains in the daily diet. It is easy to cause residue. Given that you have eaten a lot of fried food recently, and the carbohydrates are too delicate, simple treatment should be needed."

Yi Ci seemed to be patiently collecting popular medical knowledge from Jian, but he was actually cutting the length of the hose.

This kind of serious, rigid and serious like a teacher, but the contrast of the inappropriate movements on the hands, really irritated the nerves of the people around him.

"In order to keep it clean, the correct method of operation is that the length of the hose should be about 20 centimeters to reach the colon-intestine, so that it can have a cleaning effect without irritating the intestine."

Jian Zheng grasped one key point among all kinds of complicated emotions, "Wait, four times a month? But you..."

"I haven't asked you to do this kind of thing for a long time." Yi Ci replied, "I will help you control the number of times in the future."

Jian Zheng: "... Is this an alternative sustainable development?"

But it seems to be the case, except that everyone is not so familiar with him in the first few times, and Yi Ci will keep him clean, and then nothing will happen.

Probably because of his physical condition.

Desperation, with a doctor, this kind of thing can become very scientific, and there is no excuse to hide the physical condition.

His liver was trembling, and he felt that the tube was thicker than the infusion tube.

"Of course, water temperature and time are also very important." Yi Ci said unhurriedly, "Otherwise it will easily cause discomfort."

"I know!" Jian Zheng was full of desire to survive, "I have learned so much from what you said, so I can do it myself."

He stood up quickly, trying to take the tools from Yi Ci and go to the bathroom to deal with them.

But Yi Ci's hand was lightly placed on his shoulder, with little strength, but he dared not continue to move.

Yi Ci stared at him, "Let me help you, okay?"

The sound is intoxicating.

Jian Zheng gave in shamefully and slowly, lying on the sofa.

Thinking it was cleaning before the operation, Jian Zheng comforted himself in Yici's white coat.

With his eyes closed, he pretended that he was undergoing an operation related to the intestines, and he was preparing for the operation.

I heard that many people with constipation for a week go to the hospital for examination, and the doctor will also prescribe enema-colon treatment, which is a very mature treatment method.

He kept comforting himself like this.

But he still couldn't help moving. After all, he felt a foreign body sensation, and the person who operated it was not himself. There was always a panic that his fate was in the hands of others.

"Don't move." Yi Ci said softly, "Wait a minute, the flow of the liquid should be slow, otherwise it will easily irritate the intestines."

Jian Zheng lay prone on the sofa, not daring to look at other places.

How did he agree to such a thing in the first place? It's so shameful.

This feeling like a blunt knife cutting flesh seemed to last for a long time, until Yi Ci said: "It's okay, remember not to relax."

Yi Ci pulled out the hose, sat next to Jian Zheng in a white coat, looked at Jian Zheng's face completely lying on the sofa, and said in a low voice, "You have to lift your head up, or you'll be short of breath."

Jian Zheng shook his head, leaving only the back of Yi Ci's head.

Yi Ci suddenly reached out to support Jian Zheng.

Jian Zheng almost jumped up, but a second before he jumped up, he remembered that he couldn't fly straight down, so he held back his movements, and followed Yi Ci's strength to lean half against the opponent's arms.

Fuck, he really doesn't dare to exercise vigorously now, his stomach is really full of water as soon as he shakes, for fear that the water will leak.

Yi Ci gently stroked Jian Zheng's hair, bowed his head and kissed his lips, his movements were gentle.

...the lethality is too great.

Jian Zheng was about to cry, feeling like the water was about to overflow.

"You, don't do this." He pushed away Yi Ci and said with difficulty: "This is a foul."

Yi Ci smiled lightly, and the laughter seemed to be very pleasant, "Of course, I only offered to help you because I wanted to make a foul."

He stroked Jian Zheng's cheek slowly with his thumb, "Your expression is so cute."

Jian Zheng wanted to hit someone, but the objective conditions did not allow it, so he could only grit his teeth and ask, "How long will it take?"

"5 minutes." Yi Ci replied, "There are still 3 minutes."

Jian Zheng spent these 3 minutes almost watching the time, every minute and every second was a kind of sweet torture for him, especially Yi Ci made all kinds of troubles, like a devil.

Jian Zheng's body had an indescribable feeling, a little uncomfortable, but not completely uncomfortable, so he could only endure it, staring at Yi Ci, hoping that the other party's conscience, who didn't know where it was hidden, would find out.

But the current Yi Ci seems to have no such thing as a conscience...

(PS: This has been writing about Gongbangshou doing medical treatment, focus on: medical treatment!)

He gritted his teeth and endured, and finally lasted for 3 minutes, and immediately ran to the bathroom.

After a few minutes, it was done.

How should I put it... recalling this feeling now, I have to say that the doctor's technique is indeed much better than his own.

Very comfortable, flying straight down three thousand feet.

But he won't admit it.

When he washed his hands and went out, he saw Yi Ci standing at the door of the bathroom, holding a familiar tube and bag in his hand.

Oh no, got a new one.

Jian Zheng gritted his teeth, walked up to Yi Ci and stepped on the other's feet fiercely, with a gloomy voice, "Are you having fun, Doctor Yi Da?"

Yi Ci smiled softly, and raised the medical hose in his hand, "Next there is..."

Jian Zheng raised his fist silently, with an expression like a little animal whose hair has exploded.

Yi Ci accepted it as soon as it was ready, and handed the things to Jian Zheng: "You should like the lime flavor, and then you can do it yourself."

Jian Zheng gritted his teeth, took the things in Yi Ci's hand angrily, and turned his head to go to the bathroom.

Yi Ci hugged him from behind, lowered his head and kissed him, "You are so cute."

Jian Zheng pushed Yi Ci away angrily, and went into the bathroom by himself.

When he came out a few minutes later, there seemed to be something familiar beside Yi Ci.

Jian Zheng walked to Yi Ci's side and said loudly, "I want a massage."

Yi Ci agreed with a good temper: "Okay."

"My waist is too tired, you come."

"I come."

...Damn it, why couldn't he think of any other requests for a while.

**

On Sunday, Jian Zheng had his long-cherished meal as he wished.

When Yi Ci was eating, his expression was very serious, as if he was doing some difficult academic subject.

Jian Zheng asked curiously, "Is it so unpalatable?"

I'm really not used to it, so don't force yourself next time.

"No." Yi Ci shook his head, "I just want to understand your taste and think about whether it can be made at home."

Jian Zheng smiled and said, "Then you go on, my dear."

This sentence is really nice.

Jian Zheng welcomes Yi Ci's various skills in washing hands and making soup.

But neither of their skills seem to be focused on cooking, the taste is mediocre, purely relying on the raw materials to be excellent.

On the way back, Yi Ci asked him, "Are you still interested and want to play?"

"Of course there is." Jian Zheng said, "But it will be November soon, and December will be very busy before Christmas, so I may not have time."

"what do you want to play?"

"Actually, I have always wanted to try equestrianism." Jian Zheng said, "Unfortunately, there are not many opportunities. Have you ever learned equestrianism?"

Yi Ci shook his head, "I wasn't interested in that when I was young, I was more interested in fencing and shooting."

"That's it..." Jian Zheng thought for a while and said, "Then let's wait for Christmas together, go skiing, and I will do my homework and study hard."

Recently, he is obsessed with beauty, and he is almost giving up his studies, and many essays are almost due.

**

Entering November, Jian Zheng began to choose topics.

After starting to live together, Jian Zheng lived a luxurious life of driving to and from school every day, and went home after school to do homework every day. When doing homework, he would often discuss it with his classmates.

Yi Ci has become Dr. Yi who cooks at home. His cooking skills are still the same, and he likes the Mediterranean diet structure. Jian Zheng curls his lips, but since people who don’t cook have no human rights, he seldom gives opinions, but only asks to be on weekends. When you go out to satisfy your appetite.

As for living habits, it's hard to say, because Jian Zheng even squeezed the toothpaste from the middle, and after living together, Yi Ci had to watch his toothpaste squeeze out from the middle as if it was cut off in the middle.

Moreover, Yi Ci often finds common toiletries for the two of them in various strange places.

Jian Zheng's closet is often messy, and the clothes are piled up in a mess. Yi Ci has learned to ignore this and let Jian Zheng tidy up his own clothes.

But generally speaking, it's okay, as long as you are mature enough and learn to ignore some things that don't match your living habits, you won't quarrel.

Respect, best wishes.

Jian Zheng went home that day and sat on the sofa to read the printed list of topics.

He has already selected a tutor before, and now he is starting to choose the topics under the tutor.

Most of the drug research and development projects are sponsored by pharmaceutical companies or the government, and most of the topics are very common diseases that humans have not yet fully conquered.

When Jian Zheng was browsing the discussion among classmates in the group, Yi Ci came back. He saw him sitting on the sofa reading documents, hung up his coat, walked over and asked, "What are you looking at?"

"I'm choosing a topic." Jian Zheng was having a headache, "I heard that participating in some difficult-to-cure chronic disease drug research and development projects, which require long-term medication, will be easier to find a job in the future, but I always feel that developing these drugs is weird, why not research and develop Can it be cured completely?"

Yi Ci didn't go to the kitchen to cook, but instead sat beside Jian Zheng and said, "There are topics related to the complete cure of chronic diseases, but they are generally not welcomed by enterprises. Most of them are government-invested, and the enthusiasm of relevant scientific researchers is not high."

"...Sure enough, don't test the conscience of capitalists at any time."

Yi Ci looked at Jian Zheng and said calmly, "I don't want to test everyone's conscience."

"how?"

"In the past, some companies would also invest in topics related to the complete cure of diseases, but there is a very famous case that Gilead has developed a drug that completely cures hepatitis C. Once the news came out and was confirmed, the company's stock price dropped sharply, and it was once in financial crisis. .”

A complete cure means that the drug cannot be sold stably for a long time, the expected income is visible to the naked eye, and the profit margin is completely incomparable with the drug that needs to be taken for a lifetime.

This will cause the company's market value valuation to fall and the stock price to fall.

"In the face of interests, most people are realistic, and pharmaceutical companies often only want to survive. Not all capitalists have no dreams, but reality will teach capitalists to be human. In many cases, the choice of enterprises is an inevitable choice under the market economy. The result. You see that there are not many related topics that completely cure chronic diseases and are invested by enterprises, but it does not mean that there are none.”

Jian Zheng remained silent. From the perspective of an enterprise, the first task is survival, followed by development, and after that, dreams and social responsibilities.

Of course, many unscrupulous entrepreneurs really only care about their own pockets and dare to make any money, but there are also some entrepreneurs who do have the original intention of entering the industry, but for pharmaceutical companies, the reality may be that they are not allowed to have the original intention of entering the industry.

"I don't deny that the management of many pharmaceutical companies does not have any sense of morality and responsibility, and only seeks to maximize profits." Yi Ci said, "But not everyone is like this."

Jian Zheng looked at Yi Ci and asked, "Did anything happen to the drug research and development team you worked in?"

Yi Ci was silent for a few seconds, and a sad smile flickered on the corner of his lips, "The research group I joined was to develop targeted cancer drugs, and I was scolded as an unscrupulous capitalist."

Targeted drugs are well known to be expensive, will not completely cure cancer, need to be taken continuously, and have risks such as drug resistance, so targeted drugs have always been criticized by many people.

However, the reality is that most of the related topics that completely cure cancer are progressing slowly, and the research and development is difficult. The research and development of targeted drugs is relatively low. Many pharmaceutical companies tend to focus their research on targeted drugs.

Jian Zheng felt that Yi Ci's expression was not right when he said this sentence, as if this sentence had hurt him.

He asked cautiously: "Who said this sentence?"

"My ex-girlfriend."

For a moment, Jian Zheng didn't know whether he should ask or not.

But Yi Ci took the initiative to explain: "At that time, I was not in a good state of mind and was slightly depressed. I didn't know the significance of the targeted drugs I was researching, and what was the significance of performing surgery every day. It was like a machine that was constantly powered on and running. , but don’t know why they’re working.”

"My ex-girlfriend is an idealistic person. Many times she would think that meat grows in supermarkets. During that time, she was fiercely opposing pharmaceutical companies and capitalists. She would point to my nose and say that I was unscrupulous. capitalists."

"So, my depression went from mild to moderate, I broke up with her, and then..."

"Oh, I just met me at the bar." Jian Zheng took over the conversation, not wanting to think about these sad things again, "But I think you are right, many times we lose what we gain. The general direction of the topic is determined, but no one can control the final research and development results. I remember a famous example is tenofovir, a nucleotide reverse transcriptase inhibitor, which was originally developed for the treatment of AIDS. However, it was found that tenofovir has a mediocre effect on AIDS, but it has an amazing effect on hepatitis B. Although it is a short-acting drug to suppress chronic diseases, it needs to be taken for life, and there is a possibility of drug resistance. However, no drug resistance points have been detected so far, and it is known as the magic drug for hepatitis B.”

"So actually, I think that although the subject is to study targeted drugs and the like." Jian Zheng continued, "but who knows the final result."

As he spoke, he suddenly felt that he was convinced. What's wrong with developing a drug that needs to be taken for a long time? Who knows what the final result will be like. It's pointless for him to entangle himself in these things, so he might as well do something practical.

He picked the subject quickly.

Yi Ci watched his movements in surprise, "You..."

Jian Zheng leaned over and kissed Qin Yici's cheek, "Oh, honey, I think what I said just now made so much sense that I was convinced."

Yi Ci felt inexplicably happy at this scene and couldn't help laughing.

Jian Zheng rubbed his stomach, "Don't talk about drug research and development, what topics are related, we will talk less about these serious things at home in the future, I want to know what we are eating tonight."

"What do you want to eat?"

Jian Zheng's eyes brightened: "I haven't eaten skewers for a long time."

Yi Ci replied casually: "Well, you can think about it."

Jian Zheng was expressionless.

"Mr. Yi Ci, I solemnly warn you!" Jian Zheng stared at Yi Ci, "If you don't satisfy my tongue, I won't satisfy your strange hobbies."

"What strange hobby?"

"Like giving me an enema."

"You will agree."

Jian Zheng: "..."

"Actually, there is one more thing." Yi Ci said unhurriedly, "Do you still remember what we discussed before, helping you trim the imperfections of the surgery?"

...What the hell?

Can that thing continue to be pruned?

"That what." Jian Zheng felt that he had to emphasize, "This is related to your sex-well-being, are you sure you want to trim it again? In case your hands are shaking and trimming is not good..."

Yi Ci looked at Jian Zheng with a half-smile, "I don't need it."

Jian Zheng: ... well TM makes sense

Grinding his teeth, he said, "If you say that again, I promise I will kick you out of bed tonight!"

"Don't worry." Yi Ci put his arms around Jian Zheng's shoulders and whispered in a bewitching tone: "Trust my skills, I won't shake my hands, this is just a small operation that can be done in a few minutes, we even Can be done at home."

Is this to carry out the doctor-patient cos-play to the end?

Jian Zheng was speechless, and just wanted to roll his eyes, firmly expressing that he could not agree.

If the shape is not good-looking, it is not good-looking, he recognized it, what kind of pruning, and seeing the way the medical scissors cut it, his legs will be weak and he will not be able to stand.

The author has something to say: Enema is really a medical treatment for constipation. I heard that most of it is done with the help of sister nurses.

Most of the topics and drug research and development come from the experience of friends around you. The opinions in the article do not represent the author's opinions. Please treat them rationally

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