But what did Dazai do wrong?
Chapter 2 The first day of boy Dazai's troubles
Silence, silence is today's Yokohama.
Yamabuki Riri looked at Osamu Dazai carefully, as if he was meeting him for the first time.
It seems wrong to say that, today was their first meeting day.
Even if Osamu Dazai had a little bit of a clue to Yamabuki Riri's force value, he would not make such a deadly white prostitution plan.
But Riri Yamabuki is no stranger to Osamu Dazai.
She came to Yokohama because of him.
Behind all coincidences lies inevitability, and this is a carefully calculated plan.
It is not easy to arrange yourself without thinking about traces, although it is actually easy to "encounter" Osamu Dazai from the perspective of probability.
As long as you squat with a fishing net by the rivers of Yokohama, if you are lucky, you can even catch Osamu Dazai more than a dozen times a day with various postures.The mackerel caught in the bucket is enough for a big family to eat a full meal. Steamed, braised, fried, vinegared and salted, and the mackerel with eighteen burnt belly is round.
If Riri Yamabuki knew how to cook, she would definitely think about this plan carefully.
People can't embarrass themselves in areas that they are not good at. Riri Yamabuki regretfully gave up his fishing plan and switched to another channel.
Even Osamu Dazai didn't notice any signs of deliberation, it was naturally the result of careful calculations of seemingly countless coincidences and collisions.
Riri Yamabuki looked at Dazai Osamu who was more annoyed than himself after saying the wrong thing, and guessed that he must be cursing Orihara Rinya in his heart at this time.
That's right, the one being scolded was Orihara Rinya, an information dealer far away in Shinjuku.
Dazai Osamu was indeed scolding Orihara Rinya.
He exhausted all his life's knowledge, and even wanted to rush into the bookstore to buy a copy of "The Art of Language" for further study, but he couldn't easily relieve the hatred in his heart.
All blame Orihara Rin!It's all his fault!
Mercenaries are also known as "black workers". Their line of work is covered with the word "illegal" from hair to toe. They are always spreading their wings on the edge of the law. If they want to contact them safely and covertly, they need special channels.
The situation in Yokohama is complicated with layers of forces. It seems that independent mercenaries are probably standing behind some hostile organizations, and Hakata, known as the killer city, prefers assassination rather than frontal attack.
After all the calculations, only the Ikebukuro and Shinjuku areas are full of ghosts and monsters, which are easy to cause trouble without involvement.
Orihara Rin is also in Ikebukuro and Shinjuku's intelligence resources are unparalleled. This is not the first time Dazai Osamu and him have cooperated, and it has been bloody and restless.
The two troublemakers met their opponents, smiling on their faces but actually black-hearted. They competed with each other for more than a dozen games, barely maintaining the peace on the surface.
Now it seems that this fragile peace was broken by hands after all, and there is no trust between people anymore.
"Orihara Rin also did it on purpose." Dazai Osamu was never afraid to speculate on the other party with the greatest malice.
"He knew that I wanted to go whoring for nothing this time, so he deliberately introduced me to the most difficult person who couldn't get credit, just to see my jokes."
Orihara Rin really thought so.
He used his clever little mind to analyze the purpose of Osamu Dazai's mercenaries, and he also thought of the slogan "Diligence and thrift starts with me, and everyone is responsible for caring for the organization's finances" recently advocated by the port Mafia.
As smart as he was, he quickly judged the actions that Osamu Dazai might take when Mori Ogai wanted to do the most with the least amount of money.
It stands to reason that what does Dazai Zhi have nothing to do with him for prostitution, anyway, even if everyone is dead, they can't come to him to settle accounts.
What is conscience, Orihara Lin has no heart.
"But——I feel like this is a good opportunity to give Osamu Dazai a hard time. It's a pity to miss it."
Orihara Lin also sat on the computer chair and turned around restlessly, his face full of excitement that he was afraid that the world would not be chaotic.
He is No. 1 at the expense of others.
One resume after another floated in my mind, and Orihara Rin also immediately thought of Riri Yamabuki.
What a choice!
He and Orihara are also old acquaintances, they have cooperated with each other many times, and they are very reputable with money.
Powerful force, one punch and one whoring monster, it is guaranteed to beat the black mud spirit who tried to renege.
There is nothing to do with Yokohama, one person can feed the whole family without worry, and will not be easily threatened by Osamu Dazai.
The most important thing is that the prostitute is Osamu Dazai and not Orihara Rinya, and whether he gets him or not, Orihara Rinya himself certainly has nothing to lose.
It's up to you if you don't cheat for nothing or cheat!
Yamabuki Riri accepted Dazai Osamu's mission from Orihara Rinya as well as he could.
The whole process is smooth and natural, she plays the role of absolute passiveness, and uses the coincidence to the extreme.
She is just a small mercenary who takes money to do things, so what bad intentions can she have?
Dazai Osamu would only hold grudges against Orihara Rinya in his heart, but he would not know that the mercenary sister in front of him, who seemed to only want the final payment, actually wanted his life.
Here comes the question - why is Osamu Dazai still alive?
Good question.
Because Yamabuki Riri is a very principled person.
She may not be able to do things with money, but she must get money to do things.
It is human nature to have double standards.
So what if Riri Yamabuki's original plan was to kill Osamu Dazai?
She completed the task given by Osamu Dazai, and he had to give the money.
You have to pay to die.
Don't even think about whoring for nothing!
Osamu Dazai will never know that he thought he almost died by whoring for nothing, but it was actually whoring for nothing saved his life.
I didn't mean to say that free prostitution is good, and reprieve is only one step away from death.
To kill, or not to kill?
That is the question.
Riri Yamabuki was in a tangled struggle.
Osamu Dazai's carotid artery undulates weakly against her skin, like a kitten panting against someone after being soaked in the rain, her fate and future are all in her mind.
Riri Yamabuki was able to end his life with just a snap of his fingers, ending his mission to come to Yokohama.
Repaying debts is a matter of course, so it doesn't matter if you use a little more drastic means, right?
If Osamu Dazai insists on reneging on the debt, Riri Yamabuki is doomed not to get the final payment from him, so he might as well kill him and go directly to the port Mafia headquarters to settle the account.
Compared with Dazai Osamu, the one who really has a problem with Yamabuki Riri is actually the port Mafia.
It's rare to come to Yokohama, so it's better to have a big one.
She was thinking, and the plan in her mind gradually changed from "take the final payment and kill Osamu Dazai and leave" to "it's better to humanely destroy the port Mafia if you come here", and the idea gradually became dangerous.
Just when Riri Yamabuki decided to carry out the plan, she heard Osamu Dazai, who was choked by her fate, blurt out:
"The weather is so nice, beautiful sister, do you want to die in love with me?"
Yamabuki Riri: Huh?
What kind of trick is this?
Once the words are spoken, there is no turning back.
Osamu Dazai quickly analyzed the pros and cons in his mind, taking advantage of the fact that the mercenary sister who was pinching his jaw was stunned by him.
He seems to have only said one sentence, but in fact there is a mystery hidden in this sentence!
"The weather is so nice" - the description of the environment is used to set off the inner emotions of the characters, expressing the surprise and joy that Osamu Dazai felt when he met Riri Yamabuki.
He definitely didn't complain in his heart that he was unlucky to meet the God of Death, absolutely not, he didn't force himself at all!
"Pretty sister" - just four words to praise Yamabuki's law, no girl doesn't like to be praised for her beauty.
The title "elder sister" is even more ingenious to show weakness, maybe it can arouse the slightest maternal instinct in the other party, and forgive Osamu Dazai like an old mother.
"To die in love together" - as the saying goes, the most romantic love words are "Would you like to die with me", this sentence cleverly uses romantic rhetorical techniques to narrow the distance between two people.
At the same time, it also expresses the hidden threat of Osamu Dazai: he is a high-level executive at the port Mafia, and if Ritsu Yamabuki wants to kill him, he must consider the stormy revenge of the port Mafia.
The worst result is to die and everyone die together - never get the final payment!Just ask if you are afraid!
As expected of him, even his mouth is still flawless!Turn the tide!
Osamu Dazai miraculously figured it out.
Now he just waits for Riri Yamabuki to reject his invitation to die in love before proceeding to the next step.
There are layers of routines, and there is always a ring that can trick her.
As long as she doesn't physically transcend herself, Osamu Dazai has a chance!
Don't underestimate his eloquence, even a god will show it to you!
Osamu Dazai cheered up 12 and waited for Riri Yamabuki's answer.
She didn't stay in a daze for too long, she didn't know what she thought of, Riri Yamabuki looked at Osamu Dazai for a moment, then nodded thoughtfully.
The girl's bright red thin lips opened and closed, and said two words lightly:
"Okay."
Facing Dazai Osamu's suddenly dilated pupils, Yamabuki Riri lifted him up with one hand, and kissed the young man's cheek affectionately, his lips barely stopped by Dazai Osamu's earlobe.
"Okay, I promise."
Her voice was still cold, and Osamu Dazai could hear a smile from it for some reason.
He sounded the alarm.
"Kidding."
Osamu Dazai made a decisive decision. Under the warning of the radar in his mind, he dropped his pretentious and incomprehensible disguise, revealing his decisive skills.
"The final payment will be given to you soon. We will pay both the money and the goods. If you are not satisfied, you can make another payment..."
Before he finished speaking, Yamabuki Riri raised his hand and made a pause gesture.
She swipe down with her fingertips, and said incredulously:
"Be my boyfriend, or be beaten into a biscuit by me."
"Choose one, which one do you want?"
Yamabuki Riri looked at Osamu Dazai carefully, as if he was meeting him for the first time.
It seems wrong to say that, today was their first meeting day.
Even if Osamu Dazai had a little bit of a clue to Yamabuki Riri's force value, he would not make such a deadly white prostitution plan.
But Riri Yamabuki is no stranger to Osamu Dazai.
She came to Yokohama because of him.
Behind all coincidences lies inevitability, and this is a carefully calculated plan.
It is not easy to arrange yourself without thinking about traces, although it is actually easy to "encounter" Osamu Dazai from the perspective of probability.
As long as you squat with a fishing net by the rivers of Yokohama, if you are lucky, you can even catch Osamu Dazai more than a dozen times a day with various postures.The mackerel caught in the bucket is enough for a big family to eat a full meal. Steamed, braised, fried, vinegared and salted, and the mackerel with eighteen burnt belly is round.
If Riri Yamabuki knew how to cook, she would definitely think about this plan carefully.
People can't embarrass themselves in areas that they are not good at. Riri Yamabuki regretfully gave up his fishing plan and switched to another channel.
Even Osamu Dazai didn't notice any signs of deliberation, it was naturally the result of careful calculations of seemingly countless coincidences and collisions.
Riri Yamabuki looked at Dazai Osamu who was more annoyed than himself after saying the wrong thing, and guessed that he must be cursing Orihara Rinya in his heart at this time.
That's right, the one being scolded was Orihara Rinya, an information dealer far away in Shinjuku.
Dazai Osamu was indeed scolding Orihara Rinya.
He exhausted all his life's knowledge, and even wanted to rush into the bookstore to buy a copy of "The Art of Language" for further study, but he couldn't easily relieve the hatred in his heart.
All blame Orihara Rin!It's all his fault!
Mercenaries are also known as "black workers". Their line of work is covered with the word "illegal" from hair to toe. They are always spreading their wings on the edge of the law. If they want to contact them safely and covertly, they need special channels.
The situation in Yokohama is complicated with layers of forces. It seems that independent mercenaries are probably standing behind some hostile organizations, and Hakata, known as the killer city, prefers assassination rather than frontal attack.
After all the calculations, only the Ikebukuro and Shinjuku areas are full of ghosts and monsters, which are easy to cause trouble without involvement.
Orihara Rin is also in Ikebukuro and Shinjuku's intelligence resources are unparalleled. This is not the first time Dazai Osamu and him have cooperated, and it has been bloody and restless.
The two troublemakers met their opponents, smiling on their faces but actually black-hearted. They competed with each other for more than a dozen games, barely maintaining the peace on the surface.
Now it seems that this fragile peace was broken by hands after all, and there is no trust between people anymore.
"Orihara Rin also did it on purpose." Dazai Osamu was never afraid to speculate on the other party with the greatest malice.
"He knew that I wanted to go whoring for nothing this time, so he deliberately introduced me to the most difficult person who couldn't get credit, just to see my jokes."
Orihara Rin really thought so.
He used his clever little mind to analyze the purpose of Osamu Dazai's mercenaries, and he also thought of the slogan "Diligence and thrift starts with me, and everyone is responsible for caring for the organization's finances" recently advocated by the port Mafia.
As smart as he was, he quickly judged the actions that Osamu Dazai might take when Mori Ogai wanted to do the most with the least amount of money.
It stands to reason that what does Dazai Zhi have nothing to do with him for prostitution, anyway, even if everyone is dead, they can't come to him to settle accounts.
What is conscience, Orihara Lin has no heart.
"But——I feel like this is a good opportunity to give Osamu Dazai a hard time. It's a pity to miss it."
Orihara Lin also sat on the computer chair and turned around restlessly, his face full of excitement that he was afraid that the world would not be chaotic.
He is No. 1 at the expense of others.
One resume after another floated in my mind, and Orihara Rin also immediately thought of Riri Yamabuki.
What a choice!
He and Orihara are also old acquaintances, they have cooperated with each other many times, and they are very reputable with money.
Powerful force, one punch and one whoring monster, it is guaranteed to beat the black mud spirit who tried to renege.
There is nothing to do with Yokohama, one person can feed the whole family without worry, and will not be easily threatened by Osamu Dazai.
The most important thing is that the prostitute is Osamu Dazai and not Orihara Rinya, and whether he gets him or not, Orihara Rinya himself certainly has nothing to lose.
It's up to you if you don't cheat for nothing or cheat!
Yamabuki Riri accepted Dazai Osamu's mission from Orihara Rinya as well as he could.
The whole process is smooth and natural, she plays the role of absolute passiveness, and uses the coincidence to the extreme.
She is just a small mercenary who takes money to do things, so what bad intentions can she have?
Dazai Osamu would only hold grudges against Orihara Rinya in his heart, but he would not know that the mercenary sister in front of him, who seemed to only want the final payment, actually wanted his life.
Here comes the question - why is Osamu Dazai still alive?
Good question.
Because Yamabuki Riri is a very principled person.
She may not be able to do things with money, but she must get money to do things.
It is human nature to have double standards.
So what if Riri Yamabuki's original plan was to kill Osamu Dazai?
She completed the task given by Osamu Dazai, and he had to give the money.
You have to pay to die.
Don't even think about whoring for nothing!
Osamu Dazai will never know that he thought he almost died by whoring for nothing, but it was actually whoring for nothing saved his life.
I didn't mean to say that free prostitution is good, and reprieve is only one step away from death.
To kill, or not to kill?
That is the question.
Riri Yamabuki was in a tangled struggle.
Osamu Dazai's carotid artery undulates weakly against her skin, like a kitten panting against someone after being soaked in the rain, her fate and future are all in her mind.
Riri Yamabuki was able to end his life with just a snap of his fingers, ending his mission to come to Yokohama.
Repaying debts is a matter of course, so it doesn't matter if you use a little more drastic means, right?
If Osamu Dazai insists on reneging on the debt, Riri Yamabuki is doomed not to get the final payment from him, so he might as well kill him and go directly to the port Mafia headquarters to settle the account.
Compared with Dazai Osamu, the one who really has a problem with Yamabuki Riri is actually the port Mafia.
It's rare to come to Yokohama, so it's better to have a big one.
She was thinking, and the plan in her mind gradually changed from "take the final payment and kill Osamu Dazai and leave" to "it's better to humanely destroy the port Mafia if you come here", and the idea gradually became dangerous.
Just when Riri Yamabuki decided to carry out the plan, she heard Osamu Dazai, who was choked by her fate, blurt out:
"The weather is so nice, beautiful sister, do you want to die in love with me?"
Yamabuki Riri: Huh?
What kind of trick is this?
Once the words are spoken, there is no turning back.
Osamu Dazai quickly analyzed the pros and cons in his mind, taking advantage of the fact that the mercenary sister who was pinching his jaw was stunned by him.
He seems to have only said one sentence, but in fact there is a mystery hidden in this sentence!
"The weather is so nice" - the description of the environment is used to set off the inner emotions of the characters, expressing the surprise and joy that Osamu Dazai felt when he met Riri Yamabuki.
He definitely didn't complain in his heart that he was unlucky to meet the God of Death, absolutely not, he didn't force himself at all!
"Pretty sister" - just four words to praise Yamabuki's law, no girl doesn't like to be praised for her beauty.
The title "elder sister" is even more ingenious to show weakness, maybe it can arouse the slightest maternal instinct in the other party, and forgive Osamu Dazai like an old mother.
"To die in love together" - as the saying goes, the most romantic love words are "Would you like to die with me", this sentence cleverly uses romantic rhetorical techniques to narrow the distance between two people.
At the same time, it also expresses the hidden threat of Osamu Dazai: he is a high-level executive at the port Mafia, and if Ritsu Yamabuki wants to kill him, he must consider the stormy revenge of the port Mafia.
The worst result is to die and everyone die together - never get the final payment!Just ask if you are afraid!
As expected of him, even his mouth is still flawless!Turn the tide!
Osamu Dazai miraculously figured it out.
Now he just waits for Riri Yamabuki to reject his invitation to die in love before proceeding to the next step.
There are layers of routines, and there is always a ring that can trick her.
As long as she doesn't physically transcend herself, Osamu Dazai has a chance!
Don't underestimate his eloquence, even a god will show it to you!
Osamu Dazai cheered up 12 and waited for Riri Yamabuki's answer.
She didn't stay in a daze for too long, she didn't know what she thought of, Riri Yamabuki looked at Osamu Dazai for a moment, then nodded thoughtfully.
The girl's bright red thin lips opened and closed, and said two words lightly:
"Okay."
Facing Dazai Osamu's suddenly dilated pupils, Yamabuki Riri lifted him up with one hand, and kissed the young man's cheek affectionately, his lips barely stopped by Dazai Osamu's earlobe.
"Okay, I promise."
Her voice was still cold, and Osamu Dazai could hear a smile from it for some reason.
He sounded the alarm.
"Kidding."
Osamu Dazai made a decisive decision. Under the warning of the radar in his mind, he dropped his pretentious and incomprehensible disguise, revealing his decisive skills.
"The final payment will be given to you soon. We will pay both the money and the goods. If you are not satisfied, you can make another payment..."
Before he finished speaking, Yamabuki Riri raised his hand and made a pause gesture.
She swipe down with her fingertips, and said incredulously:
"Be my boyfriend, or be beaten into a biscuit by me."
"Choose one, which one do you want?"
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