But what did Dazai do wrong?

Osamu Dazai doesn't want any of them!

What is the terrible description of being beaten into small biscuits?Violence, he hated violence the most.

Absolutely powerful violence that cannot be checked and balanced by tactics is the type that Osamu Dazai hates the most.

What is the difference between dating her and being a resident guest on the domestic violence special of the legal system program!

"I think you can think about it again..." Osamu Dazai struggled in the hands of Riri Yamabuki in vain, baring his teeth and claws but helpless, just like a kitten who was forced to take a bath and was full of unwillingness but could only be helpless and furious.

Damn, strange girl!Let go, let go!

"You may have made a mistake." After making a decision, Riri Yamabuki no longer struggled, she let go of Osamu Dazai's jaw, and grabbed his collar instead.

"You don't have the right to choose, I just let you know."

The tall woman looked around and found the five iconic buildings of the port Mafia, and walked in that direction with Dazai Osamu: "Don't worry about the final payment, I'll go talk to your leader."

She took two steps forward, and there was a rustling dragging sound on the ground.

"Huh?" Riri Yamabuki, who noticed that Osamu Dazai hadn't spoken for a long time, lowered his head, and Osamu Dazai, who was being held up by his collar like a cat, looked at her in humiliation.

The toes of his shoes touched the ground, and lime-white marks were drawn on the top of the luxury custom-made leather shoes, leaving long drag marks on the ground.

At this moment, Osamu Dazai was like a grumpy cat who was used to eating canned royal cat food and suddenly was stuffed with a handful of cheap dry cat food, every fur was screaming and refusing.

Zai Mi: I have never suffered such humiliation!

Riri Yamabuki is 1 meters tall, and Osamu Dazai is taller than her.

If she was carrying Zhongya Chuya, this kind of accident would not have happened.

"It's not bad." Riri Yamabuki stood on the spot and looked at Osamu Dazai for a while, then nodded, "My aesthetic preference is for men who are taller than me."

Beat the little man again in an unexpected place.

Osamu Dazai thought inexplicably.

No, he would rather hand over this victory to others!

When it is not necessary, Riri Yamabuki is considered a considerate person, she does not have to carry Osamu Dazai with her.

It is also okay to carry a sandbag and hold a princess.

Now that the lover relationship is confirmed, it is necessary to show intimacy in action.

Osamu Dazai: No!I did not agree!

After a lot of arguments, Osamu Dazai and Riri Yamabuki held their fingers together, followed by the black lizard who had been waiting for a long time, and the group walked towards the Mafia building in the port very eye-catchingly.

Mori Ogai had received the news a long time ago.

"It's rare to see Dazai-kun deflated." Mori Ogai sighed, "It's really... so happy!"

Simply delightful!

What kind of bald person is Osamu Dazai?Mori Ogai once suspected that his receding hairline was made by Osamu Dazai, and his heart ached so much that he hissed.

"Ryuri Yamabuki, oh, what an amazing performance, amazing."

Mori Ogai looked at the performance report submitted by his subordinates in admiration. The data in the two columns of task completion and success rate were dazzlingly beautiful, and he immediately cherished his talent.

Port Mafia is short of people!

Just sacrificing some of the beauty of the subordinates can be exchanged for fresh labor.

And so on!

"As expected of Mr. Dazai, you will always understand my heart best."

Mori Ogai is like an old father whose investment has finally paid off after several years. He wiped the tears of schadenfreude from the corners of his eyes with a handkerchief.

"I agree with this marriage!"

The closer to the port Mafia, the more ominous premonition in Osamu Dazai's heart.

Based on what he knew about the old fox Mori Ogai, not only would he not be able to save Osamu Dazai from the fire and water, but he would also push him hard and throw him into the mouth of the abyss, hoping for glory.

Damn it, this impersonal organization will end sooner or later!

Save himself, he wants to save himself!

"Looking at it now, she seems to like me a little bit."

Osamu Dazai tried to analyze the current situation: "Regardless of the reasons, this should be in my favor."

Osamu Dazai is very sensitive to the killing intent of people.

He could clearly feel that Yamabuki Riri was planning to kill him at a certain moment, and that killing intent was never false.

What made her suddenly change her mind?

What is her identity and purpose?

Osamu Dazai didn't think it was his beauty attack that had the effect, even if he was as picky as he was facing Riri Yamabuki's beautiful face bestowed by God, he couldn't pick out any flaws.

The Creator's shining preference is written in every detail.

But Riri Yamabuki really liked him, if someone else did the same thing, the fate waiting for that person would be to be smashed to pieces without leaving a whole body.

"Miss Yamabuki?" Osamu Dazai asked tentatively, "Why me? If you are in love, there must be someone more suitable."

He would love to introduce her!

"Lawyer. I don't like being called by my last name."

Riri Yamabuki corrects Osamu Dazai's name.

She looked down at the palms she held with Dazai Osamu, and said curiously: "Well, is this the love of ordinary people? I'm very interested."

No, neither of you fits the word "normal".

The black lizard, who followed behind secretly, complained.

Damn it, when will ordinary people stand up!

"Ordinary people's love?"

With a flash of inspiration, Osamu Dazai felt that he had caught the real key word.

"I'm very interested in the life of ordinary people." Riri Yamabuki nodded, "Many people, including Orihara Rin, also said that my life is very strange, which has nothing to do with the word human."

She knew this herself, and had been watching and imitating, with little success.

For example, most ordinary people are 996 workers, running around on the way to work every day to support their families.

Riri Yamabuki also worked very hard at 996, running around every day to support himself on the road of harvesting heads.

For example, ordinary people will use the word "please" very politely when communicating with others. Generally, the person who is "pleased" will let the requested thing go smoothly for the sake of politeness even if they are not so willing.

Riri Yamabuki thinks it's right, she also wants to be a polite ordinary person, and uses "please die" as the opening statement when facing the mission goal.

She felt that she had learned a lot, but even Celty, the headless horseman who was really not a human being, hesitated to speak, and could not speak of praise out of conscience.

Even Orihara Rinya, who is such a troublemaker, enthusiastically gave advice to Riri Yamabuki from the beginning, and then smiled and said, "You are already great, let me go and let me go, I beg you" .

Osamu Dazai: Unexpectedly!Even the guy who claims to love humans said so!

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"But I'm unquestionably human?"

Shanbuki Riri turned the affirmative sentence into a question sentence, obviously he was not very confident.

"I wanted to prove it, so I always wanted to experience the lives of ordinary people."

Riri Yamabuki said in distress: "I have experienced other things more or less, but I have no clue about love."

It stands to reason that she shouldn't have zero love experience just because of her disastrous face.

The bad thing is that Riri Yamabuki has lived in the cities of Ikebukuro and Hakata all year round. People there are basically afraid of her, even if they are full of love, they dare not say it.

I always feel that the confession will be killed.

——By a humble unrequited boy who doesn't want to reveal his name

"You are the first person to invite me to die in love." Riri Yamabuki said bluntly to Osamu Dazai.

"Whether it's jumping off a building, drowning, or lying on the rails and being crushed, you will be the only one who dies. But I'm still very happy and willing to agree to your invitation."

She gently shook the palms of the two of them, imitating the confession lines of the heroine to the heroine in the TV series, and said seriously:

"Dazai-kun, please associate with me on the condition of death."