But what did Dazai do wrong?

On the fifth day when I was abandoned by my girlfriend, I wanted to die.

Osamu Dazai lay face down on the table, the phone in his hand was buzzing and vibrating, he tilted his head, put his face on the cold table, and brought the phone close to his eyes.

[Cruel-hearted person: In the Grand Canyon of Africa [picture], I tried the local hand-ground coffee, it was delicious. 】

[Cruel-hearted man: I will bring it to you. 】

Oh, Osamu Dazai sneered, did he miss a sip of coffee?During the five days and nights of overtime work, coffee had infected his limbs and bones, and his breath was filled with the pain of beating a worker.

Osamu Dazai swiped the text message interface, and the previous one was a photo of Riri Yamabuki in Australia with the boxing champion kangaroo. The big kangaroo with eyes full of admiration leaned docilely against her leg, obviously being taught to be a mouse during a bout.

Turning up again, the sky in Paris Square is clear and clear, the white dove spread its wings and lowered its head to snatch the bread from the girl's palm, she smiled softly.

Because of the time difference, Riri Yamabuki sent text messages at random times. Osamu Dazai did not want to recall the grief and indignation when he suddenly received a photo of sizzling lamb chops from her when he was busy all day in the interrogation room and was hungry and waiting for takeaway. Mood.

"I really want to resign." Mao Mao lost hope of life.

"Mr. Dazai," the office door was carefully knocked twice, and the subordinate showed half his head with the fearless attitude of resisting the hail of bullets, "BOSS wants you to go to the chief's office."

The air pressure in the office dropped by two degrees to the naked eye. Osamu Dazai stood up with a blank expression, 108 feasible strategies for usurping the throne surged in his mind.

"Dazai-kun, you..." In the chief's office, Mori Ogai raised his head, facing Dazai Osamu's murderous gaze.

His eldest son is on the verge of breaking out and his sanity is at stake.The culprit who caused all this, unfortunately, was Mori Ogai himself.

It was he who approved Shanbuki's vacation, separating the villains from each other.

Mori Ogai swallowed back what he was going to say. He glanced at the documents spread out on the desk and picked out one of them: "You take someone to clean this casino, and the follow-up work will be handed over to A."

A, one of the five major cadres, is the least ostentatious cadre in the port Mafia, and he is addicted to food. Letting Osamu Dazai cooperate with him is undoubtedly a great torture for both parties—Osamu Dazai is worried that his IQ will be sucked away by A. If you see Osamu Dazai without oxygen, you may faint.

So Mori Ogai was deliberately torturing him, right?Jealous of him being young and handsome, he is favored by a beautiful rich woman who can fight, unlike the old fox who can only play games with supernatural powers, and every time he comes home from overtime, he has to wash his hair with a bully to maintain his masculine dignity.

Osamu Dazai glanced at Mori Ogai's hairline, some kind of strange compassion counteracted his killing intent, he took the document and glanced at it, casually stuffed the confidential document into his pocket, and kneaded it into a ball of pickles.

Mori Ogai watched his capable subordinate go away, Alice leaned over and blinked curiously: "Rintaro, you asked Dazai to come over, didn't you want to tell him the news of Riri's return to Yokohama today?"

"Yeah Alice-chan, it's rare for me to want to be a bird of good news, but Dazai-kun looked at me so fiercely, I accidentally forgot about it." Mori Ogai made a fake crying face, showing disgust at Alice Before the expression, he regained his elegant and elegant appearance.

"However," he said slowly, "as long as there is a destiny, there will always be encounters."

In Port Mafia, the executive-level executives have an entire floor as their office area, and the same is true for Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Naka under the executives.

Excessive preferential treatment shows too outstanding ability. In comparison, A as a cadre is particularly useless, and his morals are uncoordinated. There are not a few people in the organization who suspect that he is going to the top through the back door and unspoken rules.

But A doesn't think he's good at it!He felt that he was awesome, and the next leader of Mafia at the port would be himself!

"I am a man who is both beautiful and talented. I want to have good looks, IQ to have IQ, and money to be rich. I have a very charming personality, and even my bangs are cut so suavely. With such a perfect personality, Is it not too much to be the leader of an organization?"

A is very confident.Although it is difficult to find a little advantage in him with a magnifying glass, this self-confidence is worth learning for everyone.

Even A thinks he can usurp Mori Ogai's position, why do you have any reason to doubt that you can't?Believe in yourself, you are the best!

Although A is very confident, confident that sooner or later he will be able to dismount Mori Ogai and sit in the chief's office to stir up trouble, but he must respect objective facts: for example, the fact that Osamu Dazai is the leader.

Yes, he is a cadre Osamu Dazai and a candidate for a cadre. In terms of age, seniority and position, he is higher than A, but he is the shortest Dazai Osamu. Osamu Dazai's battle plan went ahead, and he was as quiet as a chicken from the beginning to the end, and he was a well-behaved tool man.

A can resist, but every death he makes will become a testimony in the torture record.

There are people on the floor of cadre A, and the people with strange collars on their necks are A's cronies. Osamu Dazai stopped any one at random and asked him to call A out of the office.

The closer the office is to A, the more IQ will be sucked away by him. Osamu Dazai is convinced of this, and he even wants to temporarily use a bandage as a mask to cover his face, reducing the surface area for breathing the air that reduces intelligence.

A resented Dazai Osamu's playful attitude towards him, and couldn't beat him, so he walked out of the office with patience on his face: "...what's the matter?"

Osamu Dazai took out the confidential document kneaded into pickles in his pocket, and threw it across the air, expressing his determination to isolate himself from the source of IQ black hole pollution.

A thinks that every time he handed over the documents neatly and ironed to Mori Ogai, Osamu Dazai is not only perfunctory in the mission report, he often even wraps cheese and ham sandwiches with important documents, but Mori Ogai seems blind Ignoring it, a feeling of resentment welled up in my heart.

Damn it, only Osamu Dazai is Mori Ogai's big brother, the others are all picked up from the garbage dump!

On the floor where people come and go, the eldest son and the illegitimate son look at each other, thinking that there is an ulterior parent-child relationship between the other party and Mori Ogai.

"Since the BOSS wants me to cooperate with you in the finishing work." A insisted on words, "Then, I will wait for the good news from Mr. Dazai."

The implication is that don't let him work overtime until the matter is settled.

Rounding up is tantamount to ordering Osamu Dazai to work and prostituting a new casino for free. A's mood is bright and sunny.

"That's right." Osamu Dazai said lazily, "As long as you pay enough for the bet, whatever you want."

A's body froze: "Isn't the cleaning task bringing people to the scene? Why do you want to bet money?"

"What are you talking about?" Osamu Dazai asked back in surprise, "The port Mafia is not a bandit organization that destroys other people's private property for no reason. Who told you that I was leading people to smash things?"

"What do you mean?" A had a premonition that he was about to hear a shameless superlative.

"I'm just a tourist who entered the casino by mistake." Osamu Dazai spread his hands, "Because I lost too much in the casino, I suspected that the croupier cheated, so I just tried to find justice for myself."

Indeed!How did you say that you will lose miserably when you are looking for someone to borrow money to gamble!Does it mean you won't pay back the money?It definitely means not paying back!

"...How much do you want?" A closed his eyes.

Thinking about the benefits he can get after getting a new casino, A estimates a number, as long as the price that Osamu Dazai asks is smaller than the number, he will make money!Mosquito legs are also meat, and Osamu Dazai took advantage of it today!

"Not many." Osamu Dazai gestured, "This number is enough."

It just so happens that it is one yen more than the figure estimated by A.

Much, one yen.

Thousands of arrows pierced the heart, and A's throat held a mouthful of blood that he couldn't spit out, almost choking him to death in the smell of iron.

Murder!Osamu Dazai kills people!

How could someone so devastated say such a thing? 37-degree lips can spit out such cold words!

If A was pissed to death in the Mafia headquarters building at the port today, neither Mori Ogai nor Dazai Osamu would be innocent.

A's subordinates stood by tremblingly and watched the high-level talks, with no place to put the oxygen masks in their hands.

As soon as A met Osamu Dazai, it was no secret that he would have difficulty breathing without speaking a few words with him. His office was next to the emergency room, and doctors were on call 24 hours a day.

Taking people's money to eliminate disasters for others, after A was so angry that he still obeyed Xin's will and gave the money, Osamu Dazai clicked his tongue and took the black lizard to work.

Did not find fault, not happy.

"Thank you for A's strong support for this action, the whole audience will be paid by Mr. A."

Osamu Dazai let some black lizards block the door, and gambled with another part of the public funds: "Go and play, the money you win will be your field subsidy this time."

Anyway, it's not his own money, it's fun to win or lose, so Black Lizard actively accepted the task.

There are so many people in the casino that there is no end to it. Every gaming table is full of people. The dice are thrown up and down, reflecting enthusiastic and greedy faces.

Osamu Dazai watched aimlessly, ready to find a bigger game to play.

"You must be the incarnation of the goddess of luck in the world! Please let me kiss your fingers, kiss even a little bit of good luck..."

The sound of fanatical worship penetrated into his ears, Osamu Dazai tilted his head curiously, and walked towards the busiest table in the center of the casino.

This table is a bet on size.

In a situation where punters can't even touch the dice, betting on big and small is purely a game of chance.Therefore it lacks some fun and is not as popular as Blackjack and Texas Hold'em.

Unless, someone has won many, many rounds in a row, so much that Lady Luck has transformed from an ethereal concept to a substantial existence, so much that breathing the air around the winner seems to be embracing good luck.

Osamu Dazai took some effort to squeeze through the crowded crowd, and the enthusiastic praise became more and more heated in his ears. The eyes of the people gathered together like a spotlight, and the people under the light rested their chins idly, and rolled out all their chips lightly.

"Allin."

Riri Yamabuki covered his lips and yawned boredly, his eyes casually glanced at the crowd that was pouring in like a tide.

Her scattershot eyes froze when they caught a glimpse of a hairy head.

Look, isn't this poor child who is about to be crushed to death by the crowd of onlookers exactly her boyfriend who has been away for five days?

The croupier lifted the cover, revealing dice with different numbers, and the crowd cheered like an explosion. The young man closest to Riri Yamabuki rushed forward to hold her hand, begging the goddess of luck to kiss her fingers. tip.

The youth's shoulders were pinched.

The strong force caused the pain to numb the bones, the nerves wailed and wanted to scream, but the mouthpiece was locked by instinctive fear.

"Stay away from other people's girlfriends." Osamu Dazai didn't even bother to give him a look, and he whispered unhappily: "You didn't even say anything when you came back. You had so much fun leaving me behind."

The boyfriend who was abandoned for five days caught illegal gambling. The person involved counted the chips in front of him and felt that he could continue.

"In the last game, a lucky spectator will be drawn to make him rich." Riri Yamabuki looked sideways at the crowd and focused on choosing for a long time, as if he was really worried about which one to order.

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The boyfriend's gaze was full of childish threats, and Riri Yamabuki hooked his fingers at Osamu Dazai.

Facing the eager eyes of the crowd, she bent her lips and said openly: "You are so beautiful, my sister will win you this casino, okay?"

In an instant, countless twisted jealous eyes stabbed at Osamu Dazai fiercely.

If the eye knife can kill, the other person is gone.

"Watching around the gambling table, there are beautiful rich women offering money to lie down and win. Is this the happiness of a top boy?" Someone whispered, "Sister, look at me, don't be so rigid about my gender!"

Osamu Dazai looked at Riri Yamabuki across the air. He shrugged slightly, took out a black card from his pocket and handed it to the croupier: "Exchange all of them into chips."

Dazai Osamu stood behind Riri Yamabuki without even seeing the trembling fingers of the dealer from the corner of his eye, and hugged her intimately, and whispered against the girl's earlobe with the corner of his lips: "It's agreed, my sister will take me to win. "

With the chips accumulated by Riri Yamabuki and Osamu Dazai's increase, if the next game is still Riri Yamabuki's victory, he can't afford to sell the entire casino!

The croupier secretly glanced at his colleagues in the crowd, who immediately ran backstage to find the boss.

No matter win or lose, these two people must not be let out of the casino today!

The rule of the bet size is that the banker rolls the dice before the player bets, and then bets after rolling the dice, and then opens the cover to see the size of the points.

Riri Yamabuki lowered his eyes to listen to the crisp sound of the dice colliding, and rolled out the chips lightly at the second when the dice stopped: "Allin."

"Okay." The croupier asked, "Would you like to bet big or small?"

Osamu Dazai was too close to Riri Yamabuki, his breathing made her itchy.She tilted her head, diverted her attention from her boyfriend to the game, and said to everyone's surprise:

"Betting on dice, all three dice are six."

There is a special rule in the game of betting on the size: when the three dice cast exactly the same number, the big bet and the small bet are all loses, and the dealer takes all.

This kind of situation is called wai dice, also known as big and small kills. It is a small probability event with the lowest probability in the gambling game, and it is also the most popular situation for dealers-the winning rate of wei dice is only 0.46%.

Bet big or small, the odds are 1 to 1.

Win the dice, the odds are 1 to 150!

"Now that the dice have not been revealed, you still have a chance to repent." With an unknown chill, the croupier almost broke the principle and said, "Or you can change to betting on full circle, the rule of full circle is three dice points If they are the same, they win—even if there is a [-]/[-] probability that the dice have the same points, the probability of all sixes is [-]/[-] in [-]!"

She is absolutely crazy!

"Do you believe me?" Riri Yamabuki hooked Osamu Dazai's chin, "Are you afraid you will lose all your money?"

"It's scary, I'm going to wander the streets." Osamu Dazai snorted, "But thinking of wandering with my sister, it's quite worth looking forward to."

This is the top-level boy's words. Obviously neither of the two parties took the huge gamble seriously, but the thought of "how can I lose" still surged in Yamabuki's mind.

"It won't turn you into a stray cat." Riri Yamabuki raised his eyes and glanced at the croupier, "Quan Liu, let's drive."

The hands of the croupier when he lifted the dice cover trembled a little.

He doesn't believe in the existence of gods, so the so-called being kissed by the goddess of fortune must be a ridiculous rumor! With a probability of 1 to 150, this is no longer a problem that can be solved by selling the casino. Even if you mortgage the boss's underpants, it will not be able to fill the hole that pierced the sky!

The much-anticipated dice cover was lifted, and three small dice lay quietly under the glass cover, with six pointing up!

Three pieces, all pointing up at six o'clock!

"Catch them! Live or die!"

The croupier lifted the gaming table, and gunshots rang out in the casino!

"Can't afford to play?" The chips crashed to the ground, Riri Yamabuki sat lazily on the chair, and the black muzzle of the croupier's hand pointed directly at her forehead.

"It's commendable not to cheat at the gaming table. Other things, the customer experience is extremely bad." Yamabuki Riri commented, "It seems that your business has come to an end."

"No." The croupier held the gun in both hands to hide his unstoppable trembling, "As long as you die here, the casino will continue to open tomorrow."

He didn't understand why his hands were shaking, obviously he had done the same thing a lot.Those guests who were proud at the gaming table one second were trembling with the gun and bullets in his hand the next second, and would just kneel on the ground and beg for mercy.

At that time, the croupier will be very proud: Look, the family members of the goddess of fortune are not scared by the guns?Times have changed, guests!Welcome to Yokohama, the city ruled by Mafia!

Inspired by his false courage, he collected himself and prepared to teach the guests a lesson he would never forget, so that two beautiful heads would be splashed with blood on the spot... The croupier was dreaming, but suddenly realized that he was pointing a gun at him. The two of you are actually chatting?

There is no one else around, chatting with each other.

"My sister didn't even tell me, why are you here?" Dazai Osamu knocked on the headset, letting the black lizard guarding the door block the casino, "Let me guess—Mr. Mori?"

"After I got off the plane, I sent a message to ask him to sell the vacation, and asked him to help you tell me the news of my return to Yokohama, and I was arrested by the way." Riri Yamabuki said strangely, "Didn't you come here because you knew I was here? "

... No, that black-hearted fox definitely only half-spoken on purpose.Didn't he just scratch his eyes with murderous eyes?Be stingy.

"Did you bring someone here?" Riri Yamabuki folded his cuffs slowly, "Mr. Mori reminded me to never demolish this place into a dangerous building. I'm not very happy to fight."

"Bring it, none of them can escape." Osamu Dazai tapped on his phone without raising his head and said, "Sister, that man has been holding a gun for a long time, his hands are tired, do you want to help?" He—helped him out."

"It's a good idea." Yamabuki Riri nodded.

In the blink of an eye, the person sitting on the chair disappeared.The croupier only felt a gentle wind, his wrist was bent like a banana, the pitch-black gun hit the ground, and rolled to the feet of the boy leaning on the chair.

The croupier saw the little white face in his eyes and cast a casual glance, and someone trotted and stood beside the boy and bowed—he knew that person, a member of the Black Lizard, the Mafia elite unit at the port, a big man he would never dare to offend in his life—that person was respectful He said respectfully, "Mr. Dazai, we have captured the owner of the casino."

The croupier raised his head with difficulty, and he saw many colleagues curled up on the ground crying like him, and a girl with black hair and golden eyes was strolling in the casino, like a master patrolling the territory.

"Are you curious why Riri-chan always wins every bet?" Osamu Dazai put away his phone, he wanted to wait for the matter to end here, he was a little bored, and he didn't mind explaining the confusion to the dying.

The croupier nodded with difficulty, and squeezed out a voice: "Lady Luck..."

"Hey, people like to leave things that they can't understand to the gods." Osamu Dazai shook his head, "Because it's a bet, so she will win. If I were to play with you, I would choose blackjack or Texas hold'em , can still empty your reserves."

The croupier realized belatedly: this is a very smart person who is very good at card counting, and he is so confident in his ability that his opponent is the goddess of fortune herself without fear.

"Or poker betting, I'm also good at it." Osamu Dazai said indifferently, "Just memorize each card. In your eyes, the patterns on the back that are exactly the same are more or less different."

The dealer never thought that one day he would rather die than listen to these inhuman things.

Stay away from the world of ordinary people, you monsters!

"It's the same with Riri-chan, isn't there a sound when you roll the dice? It's very simple to judge the trajectory and collision method of the dice through the sound, and then deduce which side is facing up." Osamu Dazai rubbed his chin, "So, If it was a game of betting first and then rolling the dice, Lilijiang would definitely not play with you for so long, and she would probably choose to tear down the casino directly."

"In short, it's a GG ending no matter what, it's really unfortunate." Osamu Dazai concluded.

"Don't scold me secretly. If you want to blame, blame Mr. Mori. It's all his fault." Dazai Zhizhi said bluntly, "I'm just an overtime worker who was abandoned by my girlfriend for five days. I did something wrong again. what?"

Xiaotu Zaizhi is the most innocent bunny!

The owner of the casino was bound hand and foot and thrown to Osamu Dazai. Riri Yamabuki walked over and said casually, "I almost forgot. The odds of dice are 1 to 150. Where do I get the money I win?"

"There are too many, and it's impossible to empty out the casino." Osamu Dazai glanced at the ledger handed over by his subordinate, and announced with regret.

"Don't say that." Riri Yamabuki said in a calm voice, "Mr. Mori hasn't paid me for solving the task sent by the former generation five days ago, and he hasn't reported the price for today's shot. I originally wanted to use the bet to pay him off. You owe me wages, but now you say you can’t pay them?”

She looked dangerous: "How many times did Mafia want to prostitute me for nothing?"

Osamu Dazai recalled once again the fear of being dominated by violence.

But this time he is not the guilty one!He has become a joker!

"Let me ask for you." Dazai Osamu sent a message to Mori Ogai very actively, and the gloating in his tone could not be concealed at all.

Port Mafia, the chief's office, Mori Ogai, who is relieved and happy after receiving the news that the casino has paid off, is enjoying red wine.

"After Riri came back, Dazai-kun has no reason to look at me with the eyes of the vicious Queen Mother tearing apart the Cowherd and the Weaver Girl." Mori Ogai raised his glass to the void with a relaxed expression, and took a sip of the expensive red wine.

Bathed in Osamu Dazai's murderous eyes every day, even he is under a lot of pressure.

"Huh? News from Dazai-kun?" Mori Ogai clicked on the text message, the smile on his lips froze.

He calmly calculated the recent financial situation of the organization, and calculated the small private treasury he had saved to buy dresses for Alice, and came to the terrible conclusion that he was about to go bankrupt.

"I once expressly prohibited Dazai-kun from gambling in the casino invested by Mafia in the port, and now I need to add another name to the ban." Mori Ogai wrote this matter down in the itinerary, and marked it in bold red.

He then typed a reply to Osamu Dazai on his mobile phone.

[You have received two messages from the "old fox who will be bald sooner or later". 】 Osamu Dazai's phone vibrates.

【Dazai-kun, in order to save Mafia, a port that is on the brink of bankruptcy, I have to entrust you with a serious task. 】

"If his next sentence is 'Please debut and become an idol', I will go back and usurp the throne now, and I will do what I say." Osamu Dazai sent a second message vigilantly.

【Dazai-kun, please ask Lawyer on your own behalf: Will she accept paying off the debt with her own body? 】

"If it's you," Riri Yamabuki's voice came from behind Dazai Osamu, she looked back at his phone screen, looked Dazai Osamu up and down, and reluctantly nodded, "It's not impossible."

Osamu Dazai: "...Why do you look reluctant?"

He didn't say he wasn't happy, so why did she look reluctant!

"It's okay if I don't force it." Riri Yamabuki took a step forward, and the distance between her and Osamu Dazai was so close that they would kiss each other as soon as he lowered his head.

Osamu Dazai heard Yamabuki Riri's voice vibrating against his chest: "How can you prove to me that you are worth the price?"

She smiled and said, "That's a lot of money."