But what did Dazai do wrong?

Provocation, teasing, or some kind of temptation that is difficult to see through.

Are you worth the price?

Do you think our half-true romance is worth the price?

How to answer without falling behind?

After a while, Osamu Dazai frowned in distress.

He seemed to be stuck in a difficult situation, and said hesitantly: "Well, I'm not a showman, and I don't have any talent to pay for it. If my sister doesn't like it..."

The words rolled twice on the tip of his tongue, and the breath he exhaled was moist and ambiguous: "Then I can only let it go."

"Really?" Yamabuki Riri bent her lips, she held Dazai Osamu's face and looked into his eyes: "You mean, I can do whatever I want to you?"

"Some dangerous things... don't you refuse?"

"You can stay here as you want." Osamu Dazai dropped a bomb lightly.

"It's just that although I don't mind people watching, are there too many people watching?" He motioned Ritsuri Yamabuki to look down.

The croupier lying on the ground screaming in pain: "..."

The subordinate who can't wait to bury his head in the ground: "..."

Ears pricked up to eavesdrop on the captured captive: "..."

Roughly counting, there are only one hundred and eighty onlookers.

Thanks to the blessing of Riri Yamabuki, the enemies were lying on the ground unable to move, and the subordinates who carried the enemy were all hunched over, which made Riri Yamabuki and Osamu Dazai stand out from the crowd and stood out from the crowd.

Worthy of being the number one villainous couple in port Mafia, the ability to talk flirtatiously in public is unheard of!Friends who are waiting to be fed in the forum, tonight, I, the first witness at the scene, will take you all night to have a carnival!Give me all!Suck to death!

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They heard the blood rushing up from the corner of the wall, shouting "Hurry up, hurry up!" in their hearts, but after being pointed out by Dazai Osamu, they almost tore the handkerchief biting their mouths, and they were forced by Yamabuki Riri's heavy He didn't dare to look up.

There was a dead silence at the scene, and Riri Yamabuki briefly reflected on herself in the silence: Talking to Dazai Osamu was too high-handed, so she unconsciously ignored the passers-by who stared like copper bells.

Self-reflection lasts only a second before being thrown in the trash.Yamabuki Riri doesn't believe that Osamu Dazai is ignoring his surroundings like her, he must have done it on purpose!It is to drag her into the water in the internal forum of Mafia at the port, to bring disaster to the east, and to try to destroy her reputation and innocence by taking out of context!Sinister intentions!

She didn't need to guess, she knew that tonight's forum would be full of mountains and tsunami and demons dancing wildly, and the victims of wind reviews changed from Osamu Dazai to the two of them!

"I'll settle the score with you when I get home." Riri Yamabuki lowered his voice.

Osamu Dazai automatically replaced her words in his mind: I will beat you until you go home and cry.

He deeply realized that in the mind of Riri Yamabuki, home is not a place for reasoning.

—is the place where violence is directly committed.

Danger, Dazai rule, danger.

This is wrong, Osamu Dazai thought seriously, it was obviously Mori Ogai who tried to prostitute for nothing, so why should he be blamed?

Just because Riri Yamabuki doesn't like Mori Ogai, does he like him?

Damn, what a horrible price of love, only Dazai Osamu's injured world can achieve.

"It's impossible for Mr. Mori to use his private money to buy Alice's dress to pay off the debt." Osamu Dazai actively planned for Yamabuki Lawyer because his own life was at stake. A's, if you don't take it, you don't take it."

Dazai Osamu: Let Mori Ogai's illegitimate son pay his debts, it's only natural for the father to pay his debts!

Riri Yamabuki: A is indeed Mori Ogai's illegitimate son!Even Osamu Dazai believed that he had the obligation to pay off the debts of his old father.

She immediately thought of her "Rich Wife Assistance Plan", thinking about whether to use Mori Ogai's debts to offset Osamu Dazai's casting expenses, help her boyfriend debut in the C position, and recommend cadres.

"Do you want the position of A?" Riri Yamabuki asked Dazai directly, "If you like it, my sister will buy it for you."

Others support the little boy: buy a bag, a car and a house.

Lawyer Yamabuki takes care of Osamu Dazai: Buy you a cadre?

Osamu Dazai suspected that if he said to her, "The cadres are not big enough, I want to be the leader", Riri Yamabuki would happily nod: "Okay, then I will buy you a leader to play with."

Too spoiled, as if there is no bottom line.

"A is actually quite useful as a cadre." Osamu Dazai shook his head and declined politely, "When he can't steal the little black card, he is the best cash machine to use—the one that doesn't have to be returned, a great philanthropist."

In a sense, A is a peerless good man. If Osamu Dazai doesn’t have enough money, he can ask him for it. Fyodor wants the internal information of the port Mafia, and he also has it.Self-sacrifice for others, selfless dedication, spring silkworms to the end of the dead silk are not enough to describe his broad mind and fearless dedication.

As long as everyone learns from A and contributes, what a bright future Port Mafia will have!

Thinking of A not only bleeding a lot from his wallet, but also having to deal with the logistics for him, Osamu Dazai was in a bright mood. He just wanted to finish work quickly and go home with his girlfriend happily.

"My suitcase... oh, it's here." Riri Yamabuki found the suitcase buried in the ruins with the help of Osamu Dazai's subordinates, "Fortunately, it wasn't lost."

"I came back with a lot of souvenirs," she explained.

When Riri Yamabuki set off, one person had one mobile phone, and when he returned, he dragged a suitcase half the height of a person, which was so heavy that it pressed on the ground with a slight creaking sound, and every zipper was full of overwhelmed.

Riri Yamabuki dragged his suitcase to the apartment as easily as a cat, while Osamu Dazai walked with his hands in his pockets on the side of the road.

Motorbikes came from the end of the road, and the arrogant roar resounded through the driveway. The rider in the helmet screamed strangely, calling for friends and driving across the street.

"Why do motorcycle racers like to challenge the speed limit roads so much?" Riri Yamabuki tugged at Osamu Dazai's sleeve, "Change seats with me, you go inside, be careful."

"No." Osamu Dazai said, "Boys should go outside, right?"

Beside him is the traffic passing through like flowing water: "Although Lilijiang is very powerful, give me a little chance to perform."

Osamu Dazai felt a little bit of resentment: "I can't even find a chance to be courteous. As a boyfriend, it's a complete failure."

Riri Yamabuki is used to staying in dangerous places and solving dangerous things alone. She is used to playing the role of guardian and attacker. This kind of experience of being consciously protected by others is a rare experience for her.

People who have never been in a relationship will subconsciously look for couples around them as references. There are many couples walking side by side on the sidewalk. Riri Yamabuki observed and summarized a little, and he had to admit that Osamu Dazai was right.

Boys who can't even take the initiative to walk on the outside of the more dangerous side and put their girlfriends in a safe place are obviously unqualified, and their boyfriends are disqualified.

In addition... She raised the suitcase in her hand and asked Osamu Dazai, "Would you like to try carrying it?"

She is not tired or too heavy, just to meet her boyfriend's request to "give a chance".

Osamu Dazai glanced at the seemingly ordinary suitcase, but didn't dare to say anything.

People are valuable in having self-knowledge.

"I..." Osamu Dazai hadn't finished speaking, when a gust of arrogant wind blew in his head!

There were screams, and a man wearing a peaked cap jumped out from the crowd. He rushed to Shanbuki Riri like lightning, and snatched her suitcase with one hand!

In the blink of an eye, the arrogant smile on the robber's lips was about to evoke, the voice of passers-by shouting "It's a robbery!" shook in the throat, pity appeared in Osamu Dazai's eyes, Riri Yamabuki calmly let go of the hand holding the suitcase.

"boom!"

The handle of the half-person-high suitcase sank in the center of the robber's palm, and the huge gravity hit his toes like a hammer, ten fingers connected to the heart!

"Ah!" With a shrill scream, the sparrows on the tree flew away, and the robber screamed and jumped up and hugged his toes, tears streaming from the corners of his eyes.

"Beforehand, I won't pay the medical bills, you asked for it yourself." Riri Yamabuki picked up the fallen suitcase with one hand, looked down at the robber, and reminded warmly: "You can run before someone calls the police. I wouldn't chase - as long as you don't fear amputation if you seek medical attention too late."

Are you a devil?These words were clearly written in the robber's tearful eyes, crying like a two-hundred-pound child.

Riri Yamabuki ignored him, and continued the previous topic with Osamu Dazai: "Would you like to try it? The suitcase."

"No, no, no." Osamu Dazai shook his head sincerely, "It's also good to have a failed boyfriend, I'm easily satisfied."

They passed the robber who was crying and called the police begging the police uncle to take him to the hospital, and continued to walk towards the apartment. Osamu Dazai asked curiously, "What is so heavy in the suitcase?"

"A gift I bought for you." Riri Yamabuki pulled up his broken hair and pulled it behind his ears, "I met a very enthusiastic cannibal tribe in the primeval forest. The souvenirs from their tribe are quite interesting, so I asked them to give it to you. I have some."

In just one sentence, I don't know how many poor primitive people have been punished.Osamu Dazai was silent for a long time, and decided not to ask which travel agency she had applied for, so that she could travel to the primeval forest.He will secretly investigate another day and permanently blacklist this travel agency.

During the five days when Osamu Dazai worked overtime all night, Riri Yamabuki's life was too colorful.

Not to mention how complicated Dazai Osamu's mental journey was, the moment Riri Yamabuki opened the suitcase when he returned home, everything turned into a surprise that was about to explode!

As soon as the half-person-high suitcase was opened, large and small round and flat mummy dolls were dumped on the carpet in the living room. The white bandages were covered with complicated patterns of curses. The mummy's dark eyes stared blankly at the ceiling. The corners of the bandaged mouth seemed to be grinning.

There is no doubt that the curse on the mummy is genuine.

Only Riri Yamabuki would give the cursed items as gifts, and only Osamu Dazai, who has an invincible magic resistance and is not afraid of death, would gladly accept them and place them on the bedside one by one, happily under the watchful eyes of the mummies fall asleep.

"This is too great..." Dazai Osamu's eyes sparkled, and he was so happy that he could hardly breathe, "It's completely my dream gift!"

It's great to fall in love, he's so happy!

Lilijiang is the most considerate and understanding girlfriend in the world!

"That brat Q will be jealous of me." Osamu Dazai asserted, "I'll take them to Q's confinement room tomorrow to show off."

Not being a man, he is just not being a man.What's the point of a new toy if you can't make your child cry!

"As long as you like it." The hard work of transporting the cursed mummy from the altar in the virgin forest back to Yokohama can only be said in one sentence. Riri Yamabuki squatted down and dug open the ocean of mummy, and pulled out two bags of coffee beans.

"I bought it in Africa, and it tastes good." Riri Yamabuki put the coffee beans on the coffee table and pushed them towards Osamu Dazai, "Contribute to your overtime career."

It hurts.When will humans be freed from work?Does he really need Mafia's job?

Today's Osamu Dazai couldn't help but think about the feasibility plan of jumping to a good company that fishes and sleeps every day and can get a salary.

"No one wants me to work overtime tonight." Dazai Osamu pulled Hessen Ogai's contact information with one touch, and stuffed the phone under the pillow to hold it down.

He took out an unopened CD from the coffee table: "Luri-chan! Let's play games!"

A person who has just flown around abroad for five days and traveled around for five days—one day across the entire virgin forest—and then worked for half a day in a casino as a volunteer after getting off the plane, even if he is as strong as Yamabuki Riri Fighting with iron and steel, I don't think today is a good time to play games all night.

It seems that Osamu Dazai has not had enough overtime beatings, and he has extra energy to play games.

"It's a puzzle game. You can clear the level in about two hours. You don't need any advanced operations. I guarantee that you won't make the mistake I made when I played King of Fighters last time." Osamu Dazai clasped his hands together, "Please, Riri-chan, This is the request of my life."

Osamu Dazai said the same thing two weeks ago when he was staring at the crab meat in Riri Yamabuki's bowl coquettishly wanting to eat more.

"Okay." Riri Yamabuki glanced at the time and compromised, "At most, we can play until zero o'clock."

Dazai Osamu didn't know where he got the CD from. The game was so small that he couldn't find a strategy at all, and everything ahead was unknown.

The simple game music played, Riri Yamabuki held the handle, and stared at the two pixel figures on the screen seriously.

"Well... the background of the game is probably like this." Osamu Dazai said, "I'm a mindless detective, and Riri-chan is an unhappy detective. We received a request from SpongeBob SquarePants to stop the ruffian boss's plot to steal the recipe for Crab Chowder. .”

"The recipe was written on a piece of paper and hidden in the hands of an employee of the Krab King. But there is a person in the Krab King who was bought by a ruffian boss. Our task is to find the employee who hid the formula, protect the formula and find out traitor."

Riri Yamabuki: Why is this summary of prospects full of connotations?

replace it with:

Detectives Dazai Osamu and Nigozai Yamabuki Riri received a request from Mori Ogai to stop the demon Fyodor from stealing the data of the Mafia superhuman at the port.

The information was collected secretly and hidden in the hands of employee A of the port Mafia, but there is a boy in the port Mafia who was bought by the devil Fyodor.The task of the famous detective Osamu Dazai is to lead Erwuzai Yamabuki Riri to find A who hides the information, protect the information and find Erwuzai Yamabuki Riri.

Nothing wrong with it, it's all true.

Riri Yamabuki carefully observed the two pixel villains who couldn't see their faces clearly. The mindless detective held a suspected magnifying glass in his hand, and the unhappy detective held a mosaic like a small wooden stick in his hand.

Osamu Dazai guessed that it was in the shape of a wand, and there may be magic elements in the game later.Riri Yamabuki is very sure: This is the backstab blade from his teammates.

She can end a game and claim victory in under two seconds by stabbing a teammate.

Riri Yamabuki manipulated the villain and slowly followed Osamu Dazai.

At this time, Mr. Brainless, the famous detective, didn't know that he was not playing a detective game at all, but a spy game.

Little heart teammate.

"Now that I know these clues...well, the possibility of misleading cannot be ruled out, but the basic idea is already very clear, and the recipe should be on him—OK, I got the recipe from Lilijiang. Uh, why are you so old? Follow me?"

Riri Yamabuki pondered: "Because it's convenient?"

Osamu Dazai slowly made a question mark, and the pixel man on the screen turned around twice in a daze. Osamu Dazai slipped his hand, and the mindless detective bumped into the unhappy detective.

The unhappy detective was taken aback, but because of Riri Yamabuki's disabled hand, she couldn't make an effective operation, and could only watch the mindless detective crash into the "little wooden stick" in her hand.

Scoff—the red mosaic blood flowed out.

Osamu Dazai: "...I'm dead?"

Ritsuri Yamabuki: "...you are dead."

She manipulated the unhappy detective to touch the mindless detective's body, and took away the crab cake recipe.Colorful ribbons spewed out from both sides of the screen, and the unhappy detective holding a blood knife jumped twice in place, waving his hands at people off the screen.

Off the screen, the atmosphere was dignified like the prelude to a storm.

"This is the game you picked." Ritsuri Yamabuki pointed out rationally, "You are the one who slips the hand and let the mindless detective give it for free."

Osamu Dazai: "...I will buy it because the introduction of the game says 'a two-player game suitable for couples, the best choice to test wisdom, tacit understanding and trust'."

Could it be that the game script was outsourced to the FFF group?This terrible malice.

"The introduction says that the choices in the game correspond to how lovers respond to crises." Osamu Dazai began to ask questions, "Ri Li-chan, after 'I' died at your hands, your first reaction was actually touch the corpse?"

He is so disappointed, he wants to condemn severely!

"Tell me." Osamu Dazai refused to let go, "I and the ruffian boss, who do you like more?"

"Want to hear the truth?" Yamabuki Riri said sincerely, "I choose Pai Daxing."

Among the Port Mafia represented by Osamu Dazai and the Rat of the House of Death represented by Fyodor, of course she chooses her own Mimic, so why not ask?

"What if it's not a game?" Osamu Dazai asked abruptly, "Still want to select a big star?"

Riri Yamabuki paused when he looked at the screen, and Osamu Dazai's gaze also stayed on the villain who was bleeding profusely in the game, without turning his head to look at her.

They are very close, but their eyes are like two parallel lines that do not meet.

"At least," Yamabuki Ritsu ideally said, "If I want to kill you, it won't be because of the ruffian boss."

"Hey——I thought I would hear some pretty deceitful words." Osamu Dazai tilted his head, with a big pillow in his arms, half of his face buried in the soft pillow, strangely childlike Innocent.

He smiled: "That's enough, I'm very happy."

Osamu Dazai leaned over, and touched Riri Yamabuki's earlobe with his cool lips: "It hurts too much to be stabbed to death, I don't like it, you should treat me more gently."

"Good night, sister."

The door of the room belonging to the male owner in the apartment was closed, and Riri Yamabuki sat alone in the empty living room. She sat quietly for a while, and put down the game controller she was holding.

She took out the game disc, put the controller back into the box, and arranged the crooked pillows on the sofa one by one.

The coffee beans from across the ocean exude a dry and mellow smell. Riri Yamabuki stands in the kitchen and slowly grinds the coffee beans, and uses a mug to brew a steaming cup of coffee for himself.

Holding the mug in her hand, she closed the bedroom door one second before midnight.

The screen of the opened laptop on the desk went black due to the long standby time, Riri Yamabuki turned his back to the screen, and clicked the lock of the door.

A faint purple light illuminates the dark room.

Riri Yamabuki took a sip of his coffee, then turned to face the automatically lit computer screen.

The black and purple mouse icon occupies the entire field of vision, the green information stream flashes, and the microphone is buzzing with Unicom electromagnetic.

"Good afternoon." The person on the other side of the screen said politely, "It should be night on your side? I hope I didn't miscalculate the time difference."

"The time in Japan is six hours faster than in Russia, you did the calculation correctly." Riri Yamabuki stood against the wall, gently blowing away the white mist rising above the coffee cup, "But, are you really in Russia now?"

"Well, who knows." Fyodor laughed. "Rats are always running around, and there can be a nest anywhere."

"I hope you're not in the United States." Yamabuki said, "Otherwise, I can only see my partner get caught up in a lawsuit from the strongest legal department—are you really afraid that Dioni will come to you to ask for copyright fees?"

"The icon I designed with a lot of thought, isn't it good-looking?" Fyodor made the purple mouse head on the screen move its ears.

"I'm Cat Pie." Riri Yamabuki shook his head, "Rabbits and mackerel are also fine."

There will be no answer to the dispute over aesthetics overnight, Fyodor turned to say: "I don't know if you know enough about Dazai-kun. He likes to install some inconspicuous little things in hidden places. Our current The conversation may be being monitored by him."

"My jewelry box can isolate the signal." Yamabuki Riri glanced at the closed wooden box, and there was a very bright broken diamond earring lying quietly in the box.

Fyodor: "You have been away for five days, there may be some more mosquitos in the room."

"Stop your meaningless provocation." Riri Yamabuki made a pause gesture, "First, no matter whether I know enough about Osamu Dazai," she repeated Fyodor's words, "at least more than you. You In front of a girl, saying that you know her boyfriend better than her? It's hard to imagine, how did you grow up so big?"

He was not beaten to death while growing up, he must have burned a lot of money for Lady Luck.

"Second," Yamabuki Riri said flatly, "you are the one who needs this cooperation more than me. If there is a bug, all your plans will be lost. Since you have sent a communication , I don’t think I need to worry about extra problems.”

"Finally." She looked at the screen, looked straight into Fyodor's eyes behind the screen through the purple mouse, and said indifferently:

"I warn you one last time, don't do unnecessary things."

Across countless streams of data, between two screens, and under the cover of a mouse pattern, Lingran's murderous dark golden eyes still filled Fyodor's pupils like a nightmare.

Make skin with a tiger.

If you are not careful, you will lose half your life.

"It's so pleasant." Fyodor admired softly, "I can't wait..."

Can't wait to see the couple turn against each other.