But what did Dazai do wrong?

Big rats, big rats, can't eat my millet; everything is rustling, running around in the street. ——Dazai Rabbit Slakiewski

When the first eyewitness said "Yes, I saw a man wearing a blanket and a hat in summer as if he was so hot that he lost his mind passing by the door", Osamu Dazai knew that there was a rat in the house .

The white-skinned and black-hearted big sesame glutinous rice ball mouse can be eaten after boiling for 10 minutes. It tastes better when dipped in soybean powder or brown sugar powder. It is a late-night high-calorie supper and is not recommended for people who are healthy.

"Compared to cooking in a wok, I recommend frying in an oil pan." Dazai Osamu blocked in front of Ozaki Hongye's office door, "Big sister, I apply for an oil pan in the interrogation room! The oil is hot enough to smoke. It's ok. I have an inspiration for a new dish, and when the ingredients are caught, I will kill and fry them fresh, and I will definitely invite my eldest sister to try it!"

"The request is dismissed." Ozaki Koyo was blocked and couldn't get out, and said angrily, "Our department's funds are not used to trouble you. The subordinates working in the interrogation room have already had a serious psychological shadow on you. Did you put the frying pan in the hope that your subordinates would line up to hang themselves in front of the psychiatrist? Enough is enough, Dazai!"

Osamu Dazai was very unwilling.Last night, he danced and described his creative cooking recipe of "deep-fried devil rat" to Riri Yamabuki, and got strong support from his girlfriend: "It sounds delicious, and it can be used as your masterpiece together with the vigorous stewed chicken, Count me in as one of the judges."

"That guy Fyodor just needs to be fried in a frying pan to relieve his anger." Osamu Dazai said bitterly, "I have to work overtime as soon as he comes to Yokohama... I have to work overtime as soon as he comes to Yokohama!"

The hatred of overtime work is irreconcilable. Whenever Osamu Dazai's fishing plan fails, the hatred in his heart will deepen, and it will gradually become distorted as time goes on. of!

After Koyo Ozaki firmly rejected Osamu Dazai's outrageous request to divert her funds, Osamu Dazai quietly came to the door of A's office.

"Mr. Dazai," A's subordinate tremblingly stopped Osamu Dazai, "Well, A he, he said that he had a bad stomach, was vomiting and diarrhea, and was about to pass out. We are preparing a stretcher and an ambulance. If you don't have anything It's a matter of life and death, can we do it next time..."

Osamu Dazai: "No."

Dazai Osamu: "Of course it's a matter of life and death! I want to prepare a frying pan to fry the demon Fyodor, isn't that enough for life and death?"

For every second of your delay, a mouse is denied its destiny!

Hearing the chaotic voices in the boss's office, A's subordinate rolled his eyes and shouted: "Ah! The cadre has passed out! An ambulance! Why hasn't the ambulance arrived yet——I'm sorry, Mr. Dazai, I'll go downstairs to urge the ambulance Car, excuse me!"

The people on the whole floor ran away without a trace, afraid that they would be thrown into the hot oil pan by Osamu Dazai one step later.

Osamu Dazai's retaining hand froze in mid-air: "...I just want to ask A, if he can help me reimburse the oil pan after I bought it, as for?"

Xiaotu Zaizhi: Poor, innocent, but evil-hearted.

Osamu Dazai clicked his tongue, and turned around to ask his sad old father who had worked so hard to drag the organization to ask for money.

The elevator door opened on the top floor, and the person who had been waiting at the door for a long time held Dazai Osamu's shoulder with one hand, pushed him back to the elevator step by step, and pressed the button to go to Dazai Osamu's office floor.

"Don't even think about it." Riri Yamabuki, who was entrusted by Mori Ogai to push Osamu Dazai back to his office, blocked the elevator exit and said perfunctorily, "Mr. Mori has smallpox, so he can't see people now."

Osamu Dazai, who was blocked back to the elevator before leaving the school, was silent for a while amidst the slight sense of falling in the closed space, unbelievable: "He would rather have smallpox than see his capable subordinates who are conscientious and hardworking?"

Let me tell a joke: Osamu Dazai works hard, Chuya Nakahara, a macho man.

"If smallpox can prevent you from putting oil pans in the interrogation room, he is willing to love each other and never be separated from smallpox."

Ritsuri Yamabuki said objectively: "And he is a doctor himself, so you can't see the leave slip."

"It's not fair." Osamu Dazai protested, "Just because he is a doctor, it is more difficult to pretend to be sick and ask for leave. Why is it so convenient for Mr. Mori to ask for leave by himself?"

Adults who use their power for personal gain and guard themselves are the most abominable adults, and their murderous intentions are gradually rising.jpg

Riri Yamabuki: "Because he is the BOSS?"

Dazai Osamu: The heart of usurping the throne is ready to move.

"They don't understand me." Back in the office, Osamu Dazai lay weakly on the table and lamented, "My one-stop plan of catching and exterminating rats is only one frying pan away. If the action fails, everyone who is unwilling to be reimbursed today They're all to blame."

"Why not think differently?" As a person who has lived in Russia for a long time, Riri Yamabuki thinks his method is better:

"You can seduce him with vodka, put a mousetrap on the bottle, and when Fyodor can't resist stealing a drink, you can slap him in the face - believe me, Russian men can't refuse this, it runs in their veins with vodka.

Vodka, who was driving the gin, sneezed hard: Ah!Who is persecuting me?

There is a kind of aversion to being eaten and wiped out without giving money!

"Ryri-chan is unexpectedly active." Dazai Osamu lay on the table, only showing his eyes to look at her, "It was obvious that I let the mouse go away by myself last time... this time absolutely, absolutely not! I will be angry, I will Super angry."

"I don't want to go to the cat cafe." Yamabuki Riri promised, but he still remembered Maoca's big salesman who liked to touch porcelain. Whenever he saw her, he would turn out his belly and rub against her feet skillfully. Rubbing away, it is a pure sugar baby with perfect sweetness.

It is completely different from the black-bellied cat at home.Others use honey fillings, while others use green tea fillings.

Alas, Maoca's cats are good at everything, except for hair shedding.Mao Mao stuck to the corner of the clothes, no matter how clean it was cleaned, it would be seen through by the family's famous detective Zai Mi at a glance, and there was a lot of trouble.

It is too difficult to step on a few microphones, and I admire all Neptune who can hold a bowl of water.

"Is my sister not working today?" Dazai Osamu was reluctantly satisfied with the promise, "Stay with me, game consoles and snacks are enough."

Riri Yamabuki looked at the game console stuffed into his hand, and slowly pressed the power button.

Today is not a leisurely game time.

She stared at the opening animation and tapped the case with her fingertips.

Port Mafia, should be receiving news soon...

"Ding, ding, ding!" The hasty bell rang, breaking the tranquility, and Osamu Dazai answered the phone with a frown.

On the other end of the phone, he used "I have smallpox and can't meet people, Dazai-kun is destined for us to see you again" as an excuse to avoid the reimbursement of the frying pan, and Mori Ogai calmly and quickly said: "Dazai-kun, I have a task for you."

"Our armory at the port has been hijacked."

Holding the mobile phone, Mori Ogai looked at the black smoke rising from the floor-to-ceiling windows. The red flames flickered in the smoke, provoking the dignity of the behemoth guarding the city.

Since the Dragon Head War, it has been a long, long time since I have encountered such a daring enemy.

"I see." Osamu Dazai hung up the phone, Riri Yamabuki looked at him holding the game console, and gave him a puzzled look.

"It's rare for Riri-chan to work with me...Really, those guys had better pray that they don't fall into my hands." Osamu Dazai picked up the black windbreaker draped over the back of the sofa, bowed his head and typed a few characters on the phone.

"I might take Black Lizard out for a day's work today." Dazai Osamu sent a message to Hirotsu Yanagi and asked, "Would you like Riri-chan to go with me?"

"Casino, debt, father's debt, son to pay." Yamabuki Riri raised his eyebrows, "Going to be your thug? Yes, we can settle the credit first."

Osamu Dazai: Excuse me, excuse me.

"Then I'm leaving?" He leaned forward and begged for a kiss, "Sister wait for me to come back obediently."

Ritsuri Yamabuki lowered his eyes, and let out a dispensable "hmm".

The looting of the arsenal is not a trivial matter. With the departure of Osamu Dazai, the entire floor is half empty.

Riri Yamabuki stood in front of the transparent French window and took out a headset from his pocket.

"As expected of the 'grey ghost'," the man in the headset said in admiration, "you moved so fast. You have deployed more people in Yokohama than I expected."

"The arsenal has been emptied for you. I have fulfilled my promise, and it is your turn." Fyodor sat in the open-air cafe, gently blowing open the garlands like piles of snow, "When Dazai-kun returns Before, you had plenty of time."

"An arsenal is not equivalent to the information that records all the supernatural beings at the port Mafia." Riri Yamabuki said, "Besides, you just did the work of restraining and misleading. Hijacking the warehouse, transporting and hiding are all Mimic's jobs. .”

"Rats are not good at frontal attacks." Fyodor spread his hands and said cunningly: "As long as Mafia at the port misunderstands that the hijacking of the arsenal is an act of dead house rats and conceals your whereabouts, our deal will be established."

"You just need a force willing to take the blame, because Mimic doesn't want to be exposed to Mafia at the port too early." Fyodor said, "Rats are the most suitable choice, and I guarantee they are only qualified scapegoats."

The voice on the other end of the headset fell silent, and there was a soft "beep" sound, and Fyodor took off the headset whose channel was turned off by a single line.

"She will do it. A person who values ​​commitment is really reassuring." Fyodor stirred the coffee in the cup, and the delicate latte art was stirred into chaotic shapes by him.

"It's a pity that promises crumble like potato chip residue in the eyes of rats."

He only promised not to expose Riri Yamabuki's connection with Mimic, but he didn't say... he wouldn't do something interesting.

Fyodor stroked his lips and thought for a while, then slowly smiled.

……

"Mr. Dazai, the surveillance records have been artificially destroyed. We judged that the enemy may have left for less than half an hour, but there are no clues left at the scene."

For any armed force, the arsenal is the top priority and is heavily guarded.It is equipped with the strongest alloy gate, the most comprehensive monitoring and the most guards. Everyone once thought that this place was impenetrable.

"The defense was opened from the inside." Osamu Dazai looked around the empty warehouse and said indifferently, "Have you found the person in charge of the weapon depot?"

"Half of the corpse was found in the cabin of the abandoned fishing boat at the port." The subordinates hurried over, "The other half of the corpse was gnawed by the fish."

"I'm afraid someone bribed him, and then killed him to silence him." Guangjin Liulang sighed softly.

Even if the man in charge is not killed by the mastermind behind the scenes, Port Mafia will stop at nothing to catch the traitor and execute him in a way worse than death.

"It's the style of a mouse." Osamu Dazai said coldly.

These gray gadgets are good at attacking warehouses. Their sensitive noses smell the fragrance of rice in the rice warehouse from a long distance away, and they quietly drill out of the passage tunnel from the ground, bit by bit the cement, and probe silently in the warehouse. , Squeaking and eating away at the entire warehouse, silently.

"Surely only the devil would do such a rampant thing." Guangjin Liulang is no stranger to the devil Fyodor, "Take the port Mafia as a free arms supplier... I want to convince the boss to agree to your oil The pot fried mouse is planned."

"Right!" Osamu Dazai stood up, "How can we deal with mice without a frying pan! Mr. Mori agreed to my plan earlier, and the arsenal will not be robbed at all!"

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"Then, I will report to the leader now." Hirotsu Liulang took out his mobile phone and dialed Mori Ogai's number.

It stands to reason that the person who should report to Mori Ogai should be Dazai Osamu, but Mori Ogai's perfunctory rhetoric "I have smallpox and I can't see you, Dazai-kun" this morning is too much, Nizi just wants to slap his boss hard Father.

"...Majin? Other information I have received can confirm it." Mori Ogai said, "He secretly entered Yokohama and secretly recruited members. Hijacking our arsenal will not only cause direct damage to the port Mafia, but also replenish them. The firepower is a good plan."

"We'll start the hunt for the mice immediately." Hirotsu Yanagi put the phone back into his suit pocket, and was about to summon the black lizard to leave, but in a blink of an eye, he found Osamu Dazai was gone.

"Mr. Dazai?" Hirotsu Yanagi found Osamu Dazai squatting on the ground in the corner of the armory, with his fingers rubbing the dust in the corner.

"That's strange, Hirotsu-san." Osamu Dazai stared at his dusty fingertips, "From the time we learned of the attack on the weapon depot to the time we arrived, there was only half an hour, right?"

"Yes." Guangjin Liulang nodded because he didn't understand, "Because the person in charge didn't contact in time, it was the members of the patrol who saw the gunpowder smoke at the port, and the headquarters got the news."

When they arrived, they were already empty.

"The Rat secretly invaded the arsenal by means of bribes, evacuated the warehouse under the cover of traitors, and then blew up the place to cause commotion... What is his motive?"

"Provocation?" Guangjin Liulang guessed.

"What benefits can provocation bring him?" Osamu Dazai said lightly, "After learning that the arsenal was attacked, Port Mafia will definitely treat the next war in a more serious way. Whether it is for concealment or secret operations Thinking about it, demons shouldn't be so high-profile."

"There are obvious signs of being cleaned here." Osamu Dazai wiped the dust off his fingertips, "Except for a little dust in the corner, the site has been cleaned up on a large scale. Careful cleaning of evidence and arrogant provocation... don't you find it contradictory? "

"The mouse may be worried that we will follow the clues to find his hiding place." Guangjin Liulang reasonably recommended, "So he cleaned up the evidence that might be left in the warehouse, and asked everyone to evacuate with weapons, and finally lit the 'firework' notice Let's leave without haste."

It's annoying, and it's also demonic.

"Maybe." Osamu Dazai was noncommittal.

Hirotsu Yanagi's reasoning is very reasonable, every evidence at the scene can point to the result of his reasoning, to be honest, even Dazai Osamu can't fault it.

He only noticed a slight abnormality, very thin, and touched the slightest ripples in his intuition, leading to another possibility of a complete subversion.

If it wasn't Majin who robbed the arsenal—if another force lurking in Yokohama intervened in this matter, it was quietly acting like a ghost.

They are well trained, they are silent.The soldiers with their faces hidden under the gray robes formed a human chain to pass weapons, and quickly transferred the loot one by one. The last person to leave carefully cleaned all traces, fingerprints, hair, footprints, soil...Eradicate little by little, leaving Blank paper.

No evidence.Too clean, even super vigilant, as if they knew that even a little dirt on the soles of their feet would be caught by Osamu Dazai, without any rashness.

Thoughts of hesitation echoed in his mind, Osamu Dazai was by no means a person who would easily ignore his intuition, and an overly excellent mind created wisdom that ordinary people could not match.

Once he has doubts, he will never follow the path set by the enemy.

"Let's not mention the existence of ghosts, Fyodor must be a direct participant in the incident." Osamu Dazai pondered on the map of Yokohama, and Hirotsu Yananami stood quietly by the side, waiting for his order.

"Catch the thief first and capture the king first." Osamu Dazai circled three locations on the map, "Send more people to sweep here. Hirotsu-san and I come, let's go here."

He reported a completely different location from the one he circled.

"Yes." Guangjin Liulang sat in the driver's seat himself, and asked while starting the vehicle, "Is the subordinate going to another place to confuse the mouse's sight?"

"No." Osamu Dazai took out his mobile phone and tapped, "I forced him into the cage I chose."

Guangjin Liulang was stunned. If he stood in Fyodor's perspective, he would know that when Mafia at the port sweeps the location circled by Osamu Dazai on a large scale, he is very likely to be exposed.If he wanted to continue lurking in Yokohama, but also had a retreat to escape from Yokohama, he had only one choice.

The pockets gradually tightened, and the only way to survive was to be put down by the hunter in the cage.

[Little Rabbit Zaizhi is so cute, how can he hit Bunny: I'm so busy at work and so annoying, how is the game of Lilijiang?Still stuck at the teaching level? 】

[Please send a private message to kill people: ?This game has no tutorials. 】

Osamu Dazai asked a few more questions about the game, and Riri Yamabuki was stuck in the second level for a long time, so he directly called him to connect him.

"...Duan Jump stepped on the dinosaur's head and stole its dragon egg to the old man who killed fish in the village. This level is over."

Osamu Dazai held the mobile phone between his shoulders, and he held a map in his hand while analyzing Fyodor's whereabouts while helping Lawyer Yamabuki to call.Hirotsu Yanagi, who was in the driver's seat, cast an admiring look through the rearview mirror, "I don't forget to fall in love during work, you are so dedicated, Mr. Dazai".

"Understood." The person on the other end of the phone had a lollipop in his mouth, and seemed to be addicted to the game, "I will play the rest by myself." After finishing speaking, he hung up the phone.

"You are playing games obediently...does this matter have nothing to do with her?" Osamu Dazai whispered to himself.

He may be too suspicious, or he may be insecure.

Ordinary surveillance methods are useless to Riri Yamabuki, she is surprisingly sensitive to cameras, and she hardly lets herself appear under surveillance.Human monitoring is even more delusional. Yamabuki Riri is not Dazai Osamu's obedient subordinate. As long as she shows a little intention of monitoring her, she may turn against him.

Osamu Dazai could only go around and around, and gave her a game console before leaving.

"Come and replace me, find someone who can't play the game badly."

Riri Yamabuki bit the lollipop in his mouth, pushed the joystick twice with his fingertips, and saw the words GameOver appear in the center of the screen unexpectedly.

"Have you left the Mafia building at the port?" The voice in the headset was gentle, "Is it okay?"

"You mean that Dazai found out that I was not in his office later?" Riri Yamabuki read the file and restarted the game, "Do I need to explain anything to him?"

"I'm just a little puzzled." The man said, "If you don't care about being suspected by Osamu Dazai, why did you bring the game console? If you care, why didn't you hide the fact that you left?"

"Well, haven't you ever been in love?" Riri Yamabuki had the right to speak to his seniors for the first time on the issue of love, and said patiently to his subordinates:

"The most high-end family conflicts often occur in the most subtle details. All big problems have a way to get back, but small problems are full of traps, and family wars will break out if you don't pay attention."

Subordinate: "...Sorry, I don't quite understand."

"So you are still single now." Riri Yamabuki made a final decision.

She handed the game console to the young man who passed her by, and asked in a low voice to the person in the headset: "Are you sure he is as handicapped as I am? As I said, I want players who are at the level of card game teaching for two hours. "

This is too strong.

"Okay, no problem, trust him." The subordinate encouraged San Lian to tell white lies decisively.

Riri Yamabuki raised his head and looked at the cloudless sky. It was a good day for murder and profiteering: "Report the location of Base A."

"On a cruise ship staying in a secret port 3000 meters ahead."

So rich, ordinary secret bases are either basements or sewers, A directly comes to a cruise ship, who would not want to mess with him after seeing this?

"I went to the port of Mafia today. I originally wanted to hijack A directly. Anyway, he is a dishonest man, and he has a rebellious heart. He can be easily resolved by threatening him casually."

Riri Yamabuki said regretfully: "Who knows that I received the news that A was scared sick by Dazai as soon as I went."

The subordinates were curious: "A has a handle on Osamu Dazai?"

"No." Riri Yamabuki stood in the shadow of the corner and looked up at the luxurious cruise ship. "Dazai just wanted to ask A to reimburse the invoice for buying the frying pan. I don't know what he misunderstood. He was so scared that he was carried back to his hometown on a stretcher."

Subordinate: I don't know their port Mafia very well, isn't it really a comedian group?

"Dazai bought the frying pan for Fyodor, and I came here for Fyodor too." Riri Yamabuki sighed, "He is really a sinful man, a disaster that A can't escape."

This is fate.

"The cruise ship where A is based is 100.41 meters long, 24.6 meters wide, and 21 meters above the water surface. Each deck is equipped with 20 gun guards. Generally speaking, there is almost no possibility of breaking through from the outside."

"According to the battle plan, we and the mouse chose to hijack the arsenal today because: an hour later, there will be a gem auction on the cruise ship."

In order to avoid the eyeliner of Mafia at the port, A disguises his stronghold as a sea cruise ship that provides venues for underground auctions.

The cruise ship stayed in the port for two hours waiting for guests to board, then circled around Yokohama, and disembarked guests who did not want to be identified at another hidden port after the auction.

The dangerous environment of the vast sea on all sides, the cruise ship as huge as a fortress, and the strict guards who are absolutely obedient... The enemies trapped on the cruise ship are like birds in a cage.

"Here, no one can escape my grasp." A shook the red wine in the glass, and saw his ambitious eyes through the blood-red liquid.

"The cruise ship is such a good place." Riri Yamabuki said softly, her smooth black hair was blown by the sea breeze, and her golden eyes were like sparkling water.

"I gratefully accept the prey that I send myself into the cage."