But what did Dazai do wrong?

Two years later.

"Gulululu..." A suspicious voice came from down the river, and the crow that had landed on an unknown object quacked twice before flapping its wings and flying away.

Kunikida waited for half an hour downstream of the Tsurumi River with blue veins on his forehead, and finally got the bandage waste device that was washed down the river with the current.

"Want to find Dazai? It's better to wait on the river bank downstream." The famous detective biting a chocolate cookie filled his mouth with cookie crumbs, "Don't worry about Kunikida, you'll get used to it sooner or later."

He can't get used to it!

His perfect plan has been aborted countless times because of Osamu Dazai!countless times!

A mummy who either lies on the sofa, touches fish and sleeps soundly, or spends a whole day in the river at work!He arrives later in the morning than anyone else, and runs faster than anyone else after get off work. Why does the president hire a salary thief like him!Kunikida alone doesn't understand!

He definitely didn't mean to question the respected president, but Osamu Dazai, the salted fish's work attitude can't be tolerated even by charity organizations. Which one of his resume did the president take a fancy to that made him successfully apply for the job of the detective agency?

"My last job?" Osamu Dazai stood up from the river drenched, "Hmm Kunikida-kun, guess boldly! If you guess correctly, you will get a huge bonus!"

"It's the Cowherd." Kunikida Doppo said firmly and indifferently, "The soft rice guy who was ransomed by a rich woman and lived in a detective agency."

Such sharp words, Dazai Osamu covered his stomach, and said weakly: "You know Kunikida-kun, the doctor said that my stomach is not good..."

What's the matter with some soft rice?You don't even have the beautiful rich lady to feed you if you want to eat.

"Half of today's work time has been wasted by you!" Kunikida Doppo held up his ideal notebook, "My perfect plan for today! The plan that was accurate to the minute! It was all destroyed by you!"

"Well, don't be angry Kunikida-kun." Osamu Dazai wrung out the water in the sand-colored windbreaker, "There is no end to work, you have to learn to enjoy life. You are so focused on work that you are single until now. .”

"Shut up!" Kunikida Doppo pointed at the handbook, "My ideal woman already exists in my perfect blueprint, the first step in dating is..."

"It's love." Osamu Dazai said briskly, as if I had a lot of experience, "Then we can live together, fast forward all the way to the proposal, and then elope, perfect!"

Kunikida Doppo: "From the first step, you are hopeless."

"Really?" Osamu Dazai murmured, "But Kunikida-kun, you are the one who is single."

Kunikida Doppo, HP -999

"Why, why can someone with such a bad personality find a girlfriend?" Kunikida Doppo was puzzled, "Why should I partner with this guy?"

Based on his seniority in the Armed Detective Agency, he should be the senior of Osamu Dazai. As a newcomer of the younger generation, Osamu Dazai should be diligent and humbly ask for advice, and strive to make himself an excellent and self-disciplined man like his predecessor.

The fact is, the first thing this newcomer friend did after he passed the entrance test was to call his girlfriend who was working outside. He started with "See Lili-chan, I passed the interview, am I great?" and ended with " I must control myself to be a law-abiding citizen, and Riri-chan must also be careful of the police.” At the end, Kunikida Doppo once suspected that Osamu Dazai was a deep-seated criminal.

As a newcomer, Osamu Dazai happily chose the sofa in the living room of the Detective Society as his base, slept comfortably when Kunikida Doppo was busy with work, and unceremoniously pushed the report assigned to him to his good friend Oda Sakunosuke.

Kunikida Doppo still likes Oda Sakunosuke, who joined the job at the same time as Dazai Osamu, an honest man, an honest man who is moved to tears together with Dazai Osamu, a young father who has worked hard to raise five children, let Kunikida Doppo In awe.

Wouldn't Osamu Dazai feel ashamed when facing his hard-working best friend?If you are close to Zhu Zhechi, why can't you learn from others?

"Oda Saku and I used to work in the same company." Osamu Dazai shook his finger, "I am the boss of his boss's boss, and I am the one who works hard."

This guy is still in management?Kunikida Doppo, a former math teacher, looked at the academic qualifications of Osamu Dazai's dropout children, and didn't quite understand the promotion criteria of his former employer.

"Today's fine weather is very suitable for entering the water." Osamu Dazai wrung the hem of his clothes and his sleeves, looking at a street tree with bright eyes, "What a beautiful tree! Let me hang my neck up!"

"Go to work, you!" Kunikida Doppo couldn't bear it anymore and dragged Dazai Osamu's collar to the shore, "It's almost lunch time!"

"Then let's eat first." Osamu Dazai lay down and let it go, "Only when we are full can we work hard."

Makes sense too.Kunikida Doppo is a master of health preservation. He writes down his daily meal time and nutritional intake in his small notebook.

"I'd like a curry rice." Osamu Dazai happily knocked on the bowl and waited for the waiter to bring the food. Kunikida Doppo turned his head away out of sight and out of mind, not wanting to see his frivolous face.

"Hey, that's it!" Kunikida Doppo immediately lowered his head, his gaze was hidden towards the restaurant door, and the black-and-white-haired boy coughed and walked into the automatic door.

"The black evil dog of Mafia at the port! Why did he come here? To kill or to set fire?" Kunikida said alone.

"Couldn't you come to the restaurant just to eat?" Osamu Dazai looked at Doppo Kunikida who lowered his head strangely, "Oh yes, Akutagawa is a highly vigilant person in Kunikida-kun's records."

"The black disaster dog is also a particularly noteworthy object in the port Mafia." Kunikida took out his notebook and was always ready to prevent possible violence, "Huh? He came in with someone? Female? It's Akutagawa Ryunosuke girlfriend?"

A young woman with black hair and golden eyes, 170cm tall, with cool white skin, and a ring on her ring finger... Kunikida Doppo wrote in the notebook.

"No." Osamu Dazai waved his hand and raised his voice, "Ruli-chan, I'm here!"

"Look here... By the way, let me explain in advance that Riri-chan is not Akutagawa's girlfriend." Osamu Dazai put down his hand, turned his head and emphasized to Kunikida Doppo, "It's mine."

Riri Yamabuki and Ryunosuke Akutagawa walked towards the booth where Osamu Dazai and Doppo Kunikida were. The black dog coughed and bowed slightly: "Mr. Dazai."

"Akutagawa, you seem to be in good spirits." Osamu Dazai smiled and pulled Ritsuri Yamabuki to sit next to him, making Ryunosuke Akutagawa and the shocked and stiff Kunikida Doppo sit together, "Sneak out to eat with Riri-chan, Mori Won't you find out, sir?"

"There are no permanent enemies, only suitable friends." Akutagawa Ryunosuke said with a slumped face, "Port Mafia and Mimic decided to cooperate when entering new areas, so they withdrew some arrest warrants."

"Mr. Mori is, as always, a fan of optimal solutions." Osamu Dazai said dully, "Why isn't he bald yet?"

"His hairline moved back by two millimeters." Riri Yamabuki just came out of the Mafia headquarters in the port, and measured it with his eyes more accurately than a vernier caliper. "There will always be a day when he will be completely bald."

"I will definitely buy fireworks to celebrate and share the joy with the whole of Yokohama." It was the first time that Osamu Dazai was sincerely willing to spend money for Mori Ogai.

"Wait, wait." Kunikida Doppo interrupted Osamu Dazai urgently, "You, her, him...you are..."

"Huh? I have to call Riri-chan three times a day. I thought Kunikida-kun already knew about her?" Osamu Dazai was surprised, he tugged on Riri Yamabuki's sleeve, "Did Riri-chan not pick me up? The reason for commuting to get off work?"

"Didn't Maomao follow you?" Riri Yamabuki scooped a spoonful of Osamu Dazai's curry rice and ate it. "I can't run from Hakata back to Yokohama to send you back to Hakata, let alone I came back from Tokyo today."

Mimic chose Hakata as the base in Japan, and Riri Yamabuki only returned to Yokohama on weekends and when Osamu Dazai was on vacation.

"Why did it turn into a long-distance relationship?" Osamu Dazai wailed on the table, "It's not as good as working for Mr. Mori!"

"You can also choose to come back." Akutagawa Ryunosuke said immediately, "Boss said that the position of cadre is still reserved for you."

"No." Osamu Dazai said quietly, "It's impossible to work part-time. You can only earn a basic salary in a detective agency to make ends meet."

Returning, retaining the position of cadres... Just a few words put together an astonishing truth.Kunikida Doppo recalled Osamu Dazai's resume as clean as paper, and then looked at the port Mafia, a black dog with honorific names.

Kunikida Doppo: To be honest, how many tons of bleach did you pour into the portfolio?

The black disaster dog of Mafia port, the youngest cadre who can still talk and laugh with his former boss after defecting, and the leader of the gray ghost, three well-known and dangerous criminals in the government sat on the small dining table, as the only law-abiding citizen of the country Kida Doppo held the phone, testing the verge of calling the police.

why am i sitting hereKunikida thinks about life alone, why should I eat seafood pasta shoulder to shoulder with members of a hostile organization?

"It's crab meat." Riri Yamabuki also ordered seafood pasta. Osamu Dazai threw down the unfinished curry rice, moved to her side and opened his mouth, and was fed with sweet crab meat.

"Delicious." Dazai Osamu puffed his cheeks and chewed, "I want to eat king crab, but the salary of the detective agency is really low..."

Are you embarrassed to say that your salary is low?Kunikida Doppo clenched his fists.

"Although Mr. Fukuzawa Yukichi's personality is a few levels higher than Mori Ogai's, but one thing to say, the salary level of the port Mafia is quite high." Riri Yamabuki is not very hungry, holding a fork to feed his boyfriend, "So, does Odasaku have enough money to raise a child?"

"His book has just been published, and I heard that he got a good fee for the manuscript." Osamu Dazai chewed, "Will Riri-chan not return to Hakata tonight?"

Riri Yamabuki has been spending weekends in Yokohama, but today is Thursday, and she actually has some unfinished work tomorrow.

"It sounds like you won't let me go." Riri Yamabuki held his chin and hooked Osamu Dazai's chin, "It's fine if I stay, you can take a leave of absence tomorrow."

Kunikida Doppo: Leave?What leave?People who come to work at ten o'clock in the morning and sleep until five o'clock in the evening have the face to ask for leave?

Osamu Dazai has nothing else, his face is enough.

He nodded and said, Kunikida-kun, did you hear me? I will take a leave of absence tomorrow. Can you make a card for me by the way when you go to work?If it doesn’t work, forget it, wait until next Monday if you have anything to say, I’ll be out of contact for three days and don’t miss me.

If it weren't for the fight in a public place, Kunikida Doppo demonstrated to Osamu Dazai on the spot how to cut a winter melon with a knife.

"Your new partner has a pretty good temper." After dinner, Riri Yamabuki and Osamu Dazai walked home while walking.

Osamu Dazai would live in the detective agency dormitory when it was convenient. Kunikida Doppo, who was used to spending money on credit, didn't know that Osamu Dazai had a single-family villa with a small garden in Yokohama.

He is actually a wicked rich man.

"Honest people are more interesting when they are funny." Dazai Osamu said leisurely, "I am very grateful to Kunikida-kun for his hard work."

The person he said this last time was Ango Sakaguchi, who was exhausted from washing his files and nearly died suddenly in the office.

In June, the Yamabuki flowers were in full bloom in the garden of the villa. Dazai Osamu picked a few bright yellow buds and secretly sprinkled them on Riri Yamabuki's hair. The petals slipped from the tip of her hair and slipped into her collar.

"Is that how the petals in the washing machine came from?" Riri Yamabuki looked up at him, "At least two of your shirts were stained."

"It's too much, is it all my responsibility?" Osamu Dazai objected, "Our clothes are entangled and can't be separated, so we can only throw them into the washing machine together, no matter what you think, it's all Riri-chan's fault."

"It was you who started it first."

"No accomplice can't do it, give up sophistry, my dear."

"There is also a difference in sentencing for accomplices, which is a reasonable defense."

The two naive ghosts kept talking to each other until the front of the house.

The black cat's head slippers placed in the entrance are replaced by white cat's heads, which is the same as Osamu Dazai's insistence on replacing the black windbreaker with a sand color windbreaker. The change of color shows his determination to change his face and wash his face.

Although Riri Yamabuki thinks Osamu Dazai is just deceiving himself, he just needs to be happy :)

As soon as Riri Yamabuki entered, Osamu Dazai pressed against the door and sealed his lips, and the key fell on the entrance floor.

It's a rare vacation, and I don't want to hear the topic of washing machine and dyeing from my girlfriend.

Osamu Dazai bit Riri Yamabuki's lips, and stuck his fingertips into the shallow hollow of her waist.

Bright yellow flower buds fell from Riri Yamabuki's black hair and rolled into the pocket of Osamu Dazai's windbreaker.

Another shirt is going to be dyed in the washing machine, and the people who were arguing about it just now have no time to worry about it.

"Boom." In the huge fish tank in the living room, a red-tailed goldfish spat a bubble, looking at the blurred figure through the blue glass.

Osamu Dazai took nothing with him after his defection, only took the goldfish that he and Riri Yamabuki had raised for two years from the apartment, and changed it to a new, bigger home.

In the huge fish tank, a small goldfish is alone. It flicks its tail and arches the decorative aquatic plants in the fish tank.

A white-tailed goldfish poked its head out from the aquatic plants, and swam to the dark blue glass together with the red-tailed goldfish.

"One is too lonely, find a companion for it."

The white-tailed goldfish ignorantly plays around with the red-tailed goldfish. The red-tailed goldfish, which has been raised for four years and is familiar with the scenery outside the fish tank, spits out a string of foam, and the same figure is reflected on thousands of reflective surfaces in the foam.

The small whispers melted in the breath, the sofa creaked, and a pillow rolled down on the carpet.

Redtail goldfish know that it will be a long time before their owners think of two poor little fish with hungry stomachs.

It shook its tail habitually, and comforted the expectant kiss of the white-tailed goldfish.

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