But what did Dazai do wrong?

Yokohama Private Bungalow Academy, referred to as Bungalow Academy.

Future literary giants from all over the world gather here to stir up storms of thought, weep ghosts and gods while holding a pen, and write legendary epics one after another.

The story to be told today happened in this magical academy.

"Class 3A, Osamu Dazai!" Mathematics teacher and dean of the 3rd grade group, Kunikida Doppo held the ideal notebook that he never left, and slapped the table angrily, "You and Tostoya from Class [-]B again Classmate Fowski is fighting! Why this time again!"

"What, is it a complaint from Dr. Mori?" Osamu Dazai clicked his tongue. The blue and black school uniform on him seemed a little loose for no reason. The rolled up sleeves exposed the protruding wrist bones of his wrists. A silver hair tie was loosely attached.

"I didn't fight with him." Osamu Dazai raised his hand to signal the teacher's innocence, "It was obviously Ryunosuke Akutagawa who did it, right?"

"Yes, Dazai-senpai!" Akutagawa Ryunosuke of the second-year class A was also included in the scope of interrogation as an accomplice. He stood on the podium of the third-year class A and said forcefully, "It was all done by the next person! Senior Dazai has nothing to do!"

"Don't cover up the culprit!" Kunikida Doppo snorted coldly, "You are also not allowed to bring anyone to the school doctor's office to make trouble. Dr. Mori is already very busy, so why don't you guys have some fun?"

"Snacks? Where can I get some snacks?" Kenji Miyazawa, who was half asleep and triggered the keyword, suddenly raised his head, "Is it time for snacks?"

"You won't get the result if you ask like this, Mr. Kunikida." The biology teacher and Akiko Yosano walked into the classroom on high heels, "Next anatomy class, class 3A and class 3B will be together."

"Together?" Kunikida Doppo hesitated, "What if Dazai fights with Dostoevsky again?"

"Really?" With a mysterious smile on Yosano Akiko's lips, "Dazai-kun, would you like to have a peaceful and friendly class with the students from Class 3B?"

"It doesn't matter." Osamu Dazai raised his head, his tone full of indifference, "If it's the request of Teacher Xie Ye, of course I will agree."

"That would be great." She clapped hands with Yosano Akiko, "Then Dazai-kun and Dostoevsky will be in a group, let's get along well."

"Didn't the devil have his own regular partner?" Osamu Dazai frowned, "That clown who laughs and laughs all day long."

"Gogol-san has a new partner." Yosano Akiko said lightly, "Oh, Dazai-kun probably doesn't know him, he is Yamabuki-san who has just transferred to Class B of the 3rd year. It is said that he and Gogol-san grew up together childhood sweetheart, their partners must be very compatible."

"Childhood sweetheart?" Dazai Osamu sneered, "It's just that the family lives a little closer, have you spoken more than three sentences with him?"

"Huh?" Yosano Akiko feigned surprise, "Does Dazai-kun know the newly transferred student Yamabuki?"

"...No, I don't know her." Dazai Osamu rubbed the silver hair tie around his wrist, "I heard that Mr. Andre Gide, the head teacher of Class 3B, likes her very much."

"Although Yamabuki-san has only been transferred to class B for the third year, she is already very popular." Akiko Yosano said with a smile, "After all, she is a super beautiful girl with a personality. Although her personality is a little bit It's not easy to be indifferent, but boys of Dazai-kun's age like to take on difficult challenges, and I'm also curious about the results."

Having said that, Yosano Akiko has no intention of continuing.She clapped her hands and asked the students in the classroom to gather in the biological research room: "Today's project is to dissect a frog. You can form a team with your classmates or class B. Hurry up and go to the classroom."

The sound of chairs being dragged and the noise of students chatting passed by Dazai Osamu. He waited until the last one stood up and walked out of the classroom of Class 3A.

He should ask Akutagawa Ryunosuke to be more ruthless, beat the devil into a disability and send him to the infirmary to hate the black-hearted doctor Mori Ogai.

Class 3A and Class 3B are only separated by a wall. When Osamu Dazai went out, he happened to see Fyodor in a down jacket and Gogol with a clown costume painted on his face coming down the stairs. back view.

He stepped out of the classroom threshold, and happened to meet the last transfer student from Class B to go out.

Osamu Dazai stared at the stairs as if he didn't know her, and went downstairs step by step.

Riri Yamabuki walked beside Osamu Dazai.Her steps were faster than Osamu Dazai, and her long black hair swept across Osamu Dazai's shoulders, pricking his collarbone itchy.

"The school stipulates that students are not allowed to dishevel their hair." Osamu Dazai said abruptly, "Student, be careful of the disciplinary committee."

"Hongye-san reminded me this morning." Riri Yamabuki said, "I told her that my hair rope is missing at home, and I will buy a new one after school today."

The hair rope wrapped around Dazai Osamu's wrist was shining silver, and Dazai Osamu put his hands in his pockets and said nothing more.

The two walked into the biological research room without a word, and said to Yosano Akiko when Dazai passed by, "Dazai-kun, Dostoevsky sat in the last row and waited for you for a long time."

Osamu Dazai and Fyodor looked at each other, and they smiled in unison.

Riri Yamabuki and Gogol happened to be sitting in the row in front of them, and the atmosphere was very harmonious.

Dazai's mood got worse.

"A group dissects a frog." Yosano Akiko walked back and forth in the aisle.

"Student Li Li was the first to complete the task. It's really good. He dissected very quickly. He is indeed an experienced biology expert who often uses a knife. The fly in the ointment is that the knife is too ruthless. Next time, the dissection should be more detailed—— Classmate Gogol, please put away your puppy balloon, or I will tie you up to the podium for anatomy demonstration."

"Student Kenji, you can't eat raw frogs, you can't feed them to cows, and you can't plant them in the ground to grow more frog meat. Tanizaki-san, don't call your sister during class, class 2A The first day is the physics class of Mr. Nakahara Chuya, be careful of his gravity chalk attack."

"Dazai-kun." Yosano Akiko stopped by the table of Dazai Osamu and Fyodor, and said kindly, "Please don't torture the poor frog. It is already miserable to be chosen by you to practice. Give him a good time."

"I won't let it die until the autopsy is completed." Osamu Dazai lazily tossed the scalpel, "I followed Dr. Mori's instructions perfectly. Isn't he a top student who graduated from the Faculty of Medicine at the University of Tokyo? There is nothing wrong with listening to him, right? ?”

"Sooner or later, I will kill that unscrupulous doctor." The biology teacher and Yosano Akiko smiled, "Now is my teaching time, I want you to kill him."

"Does he mean Dr. Sen or the frog?" Fyodor asked silently.

"Maybe it refers to you." Osamu Dazai pulled out the scalpel stuck on the table, the light of the knife flashed the dazzling whiteness in Fyodor's eyes.

"It's really dangerous." Fyodor blocked the scalpel with a thick biology book, and said calmly, "I'm going to call the teacher."

"Call, before that I will cut your throat intimately." Osamu Dazai said flatly.

"Come and try?" Fyodor pinched the scalpel with two fingers.

"Look! Puppy balloons, bear balloons, and finally - bird balloons!" In the row in front of Osamu Dazai, Gogol held the balloons and blew them up, flexibly weaving a delicate balloon and handing it to Riri Yamabuki .

Compared with the terrifying atmosphere of the two students in the back row, coming here is like coming to spring.

"It's so cute." Riri Yamabuki poked the bulging surface of the balloon. She was having fun when she suddenly felt that someone poked her back.

Unbiased, poke to the position of the butterfly bone.One after another, the movements are very light, as if stroking her bones.

Riri Yamabuki pinched the beak of the little bird balloon, raised his hand and lifted it backwards, using the balloon as a hammer to hit the head behind him.

There was a rustle in the back row, and the mischievous fingers stopped poking, and wrote behind her back instead.

One stroke at a time, the slowness makes people anxious, itching like hair sweeping on the skin.

【What to eat for lunch? 】

Ritsu Yamabuki thought about it, and tapped the Morse code lightly on Osamu Dazai's head while holding the bird balloon.

【canteen. 】

Osamu Dazai obviously didn't like this way of answering, so he almost wrote "Concussion is murder, do you know" written on his face, but unfortunately, Riri Yamabuki, whose back was turned to him, couldn't see it.

Osamu Dazai continued to write.

[Go to the rooftop. 】

Riri Yamabuki continued to knock.

【reason? 】

Osamu Dazai wrote very slowly on purpose, with a lot of words, Riri Yamabuki unconsciously tensed up, and the protruding butterfly bones were like finely crafted works of art.

[I brought you sweet strawberry milk. 】Osamu Dazai finished writing a sentence and continued, 【Physical education class in the afternoon, Mr. Yukichi Fukuzawa forbids students not to tie their hair. 】

Doesn't he have long hair himself?Shanbuki's law does not understand the logic of adults who only allow state officials to set fires and not allow people to light lamps.

【Are you willing to return the hair rope to me? 】 Shanbuki asked about the law.

Osamu Dazai touched the silver hair tie around his wrist again: [I'll go to the second grade to borrow one for you. 】

Akutagawa Gin and Tanizaki Naomi from Class A of the second year should have spare hair ties.

Riri Yamabuki held the balloon and tapped Osamu Dazai on the head: 【Childish. 】

Childish, because when she transferred to Bunho Academy, she chose her guardian Andre Gide to be the 3rd-year class B as the head teacher instead of the 3rd-year A class where Osamu Dazai was. Dazai started this morning by sitting at the dining table and having breakfast With a cold face, he grabbed Riri Yamabuki's hair rope and went out first. The two people living under the same roof just created the illusion that they didn't know each other.

The cold war is the cold war. Riri Yamabuki and his classmate Gogol are childhood friends, and he met Fyodor.The two chatted a little more in class, and when Yamabuki went to the candy store to buy candy during the class break, Dostoyevsky, who was still well-dressed in the last class, had several OK bandages on his face, a look of being trapped. The look of being beaten up.

The one who fought with him was Ryunosuke Akutagawa under the order of Osamu Dazai.Osamu Dazai took the bandage from Dr. Mori in the infirmary and wrapped himself up as a severely disabled patient even though he didn't even play the game. Now he is selling miserably with the teaching director Mr. Kunikida in class A. Break the facts.

In fact, Osamu Dazai and Fyodor's reputation in the heart of the teaching director, Mr. Kunikida Doppo, belongs to the same breed, the elder brother does not laugh at the second brother, but Mr. Kunikida, who is part-time the finance of Bungo Academy, hates Osamu Dazai for being a bandage waste device. He looks white on his body The bandages made him angry, wishing to hang Osamu Dazai on the beam and beat him violently.

"Boys' jealousy is always unreasonable." Before the biology class started, Yosano-sensei went to class 3B to talk to Riri Yamabuki, "I'm going to arrange Dazai-kun and Dostoevsky in the next class. Sit together, you and Gogol should sit in front of them."

Yosano-sensei definitely wants to see the Shura field on purpose, and is a kind-hearted adult who is uneasy.

After patrolling other teams with Yosano Akiko, Riri Yamabuki took out the fruit candies bought from the canteen from his pocket, put one on the table behind, and pushed it with his fingertips, and the round candy rolled to someone Intercept palm.

Peach flavor, Osamu Dazai peeled off the candy wrapper and put the candy in his mouth.

There is a transparent glass bowl on the entrance of the apartment where they live together. When Riri Yamabuki and Dazai go shopping in the supermarket, they always buy an extra pack of sugar, tear the package and pour it into the glass bowl, and grab it when they go out. Put it in your pocket.

He went out in a fit of anger today, grabbing the candy before it was too late.Riri Yamabuki looked calmer, and forgot to take candy, so he had to buy another one at school.

Candy is a secret that is only shared between the two of them. Osamu Dazai reluctantly gave up his plan to torture the chairman's secretary, Ango Sakaguchi, to replace Riri Yamabuki with sweetness in his mouth.

The bell rang for the end of get out of class, and the students walked to the cafeteria and playground in twos and threes.Osamu Dazai entrusted Atsushi Nakajima from Class 2 B to buy two boxed lunches. The first class of Class 2 B was an art class taught by Mr. Shibusawa Tatsuhiko, and he sketched in the grove next to the cafeteria.

The sun was just right on the roof, so Osamu Dazai chose a shaded place where he could comfortably enjoy the wind, and brought the boxed lunch and strawberry milk to Riri Yamabuki.

"Let me just ask." Yamabuki Riri sucked on the milk while biting the straw, and Dazai tied her hair with a hair rope borrowed from Akutagawa Gin behind her back, "Shall we pretend not to know each other tomorrow?" ?”

"We filled in a place with our home addresses." Dazai Osamu said, "Except for Kunikida-sensei who is stupid and ignorant, even Odasaku-sensei, who is in charge of security, knows it all."

"So, why don't you give me back the hair tie?" Riri Yamabuki raised his chin and pointed to the silver hair tie on Osamu Dazai's wrist.

Dazai Osamu: "..."

The boy in the school uniform lay on the roof and turned over, as if I was going to sleep and don't talk to me.

The young man was in the throbbing period, a small piece of skin that could not be covered was exposed between the trouser legs and the ankle, his coat was not properly worn, the shirt inside was wrinkled, and the silver hair rope rested on the wrist bone, shining in the sun .

Riri Yamabuki put the bowl and chopsticks aside, lay side by side with Osamu Dazai, looked up at the clouds floating in the blue sky.

The head that was turned away slowly moved over and buried in her hair.

The hot wind blows people's thoughts into paste, and Riri Yamabuki is also terribly sleepy. She takes out her mobile phone to set an alarm clock, so as not to miss the physical education class of Mr. Fukuzawa Yukichi, who is said to be super fierce.

"...Why don't you transfer to Class A?" A muffled voice rang in her ears.

"Didn't I say that? Because my guardian is the head teacher of Class B." Riri Yamabuki's eyelids drooped from sleepiness, "There is only a wall between the two classes."

How could there be only one wall?Except for the biology class, there is no same schedule, and the physical education class has to go in a different square. The deskmate around her comes and goes, and there is no one of him.

There is also the "very popular" that Mr. Yosano said. Of course Osamu Dazai knows that Riri Yamabuki is popular. She doesn't even give people a good face, and most of them are courteous in front of her.

"If you don't watch it under my nose, you won't feel at ease at all." Dazai Osamu murmured.

The silver hair rope was looped around his wrist, obviously belonging to a girl, and those who saw it knew that he belonged.

But Osamu Dazai didn't have a headband to give Yamabuki the law, and she couldn't wrap a bandage around her wrist. The two of them set up a mummy research association to cheat funds.

Riri Yamabuki's breathing was so light and shallow that Osamu Dazai knew she was asleep.

"Ruri-chan, can I kiss you?" Osamu Dazai moved, and raised his hand to brush away the broken hair on the girl's cheeks, a shadow enveloped her body.

If there is no answer, that means tacit consent.

The soft jelly needs to be bitten bit by bit, patiently and slowly licked, and gently pasted.

The bell for get out of class and class could not be heard on the rooftop, and the moment the alarm clock on Riri Yamabuki's phone rang, Osamu Dazai swiped the screen, and the alarm clock went silent.

Now it's too late to go to the locker room to change into sports clothes and then go to the playground to gather. Anyway, I will be stared at by Fukuzawa Yukichi-sensei with majestic eyes, so I might as well run away.

By the time Riri Yamabuki woke up naturally from sleep, physical education was almost over.Osamu Dazai was temporarily dragged away by his classmate Edogawa Ranpo, and Riri Yamabuki went to the school doctor's office alone to ask Mori Ogai to issue a false note for two.

Mori Ogai has always given the green light to students who dare to escape Fukuzawa Yukichi's class, and he doesn't know if the two have feuds in previous lives.

He approved two leave notes and looked at Riri Yamabuki meaningfully for a long time: "Student Law Li, would you like to take a rest in the infirmary? Or I will change the leave notes for you and go home early."

"Huh? I'm in good spirits." Riri Yamabuki shook his head, "Andre has a class in the afternoon."

"Really? It's really unfortunate." Mori Ogai sighed, "I hope Dazai-kun is still alive."

Ritsu Yamabuki walked all the way back to class B of the 3rd year with a false note in her hands, everyone she met on the way stared straight at her, and it didn't hurt to hit her head against a street lamp.

She just fell asleep, why is the classmate so stupid?

Before class, Riri Yamabuki is going to give the leave note to her guardian and homeroom teacher André Gide, and ask the other party to hand it over to the fierce-eyed teacher Fukuzawa Yukichi.

"No problem, I'll hand it in to you later." Andre, who was extremely indulgent to Riri Yamabuki, agreed casually while lowering his head to correct his homework, and only then did he remember to ask Riri Yamabuki to help him get the new paper back Classroom, so I looked up at her.

For a moment, Andre's face darkened.

Not an exaggeration, just like changing faces in Sichuan opera, black as Bao Qingtian.

"Which little bastard... Ah, who else can it be, except Dazai Osamu the fuck." Andre's voice was trembling with anger, and he rudely pulled out the mask from the drawer and stuffed it into Yamabuki Riri's hand.

This reaction is... Riri Yamabuki raised his hand and touched his lips, the slightly red and swollen touch was very different from before falling asleep.

She recalled Mori Ogai's kind persuasion and passing classmate's hesitation to speak, and she thought of Dazai Osamu who ran away with Edogawa like a thief.

Before enrolling, Yamabuki Riri heard that Bungo Academy has one and only two school rules, and it is a very free academy except for these two.

The school rules were posted on the desks of every head teacher, and Riri Yamabuki stared silently at the black and white rules.

Article [-] of Wenhao Academy's school rules: No puppy love.

Article [-] of Wenhao Academy's school rules: Puppy love is fine, don't show off.

Yamabuki, a new transfer student at Bunhao Academy, committed all the taboos on the first day of school.

—Thanks to her boyfriend.