Bai Ze

The corner of Qian Suanzi's mouth twitched. He had just finished praising the young apprentice when he saw the extremely stupid and cute side of the young apprentice. It was really embarrassing.

"Bah, bah, bah!" Bai Ze is a water spirit root, and it's okay to fall into the spiritual water pond, but he's physically fine, which doesn't mean he's really fine psychologically, it's like bath water, okay?

He just saw that the golden lotus was beautiful and golden, and the mentality of a petty citizen in his previous life caused trouble, this is gold!

So, he stretched out his claws, but he didn't expect that the golden lotus was actually moving, instead of standing there motionless, it could swim in the water like a fish.

He saw a live nasturtium?

This is much better than "White Lotus".

Especially in the crystal-clear pond, the snow-white lotus root grows green leaves at the bottom, like transparent jasper carefully carved, in the faint dark green veins, the aura flows endlessly, and on the top is a red golden flower. flower bud, a blooming nasturtium.

It looks like a baby!

Bai Ze stretched out his hand, obviously he could hook it just now, but the lotus was like having legs under his feet, the lotus whiskers growing on the white jade-like lotus root rippled a few times, and the whole lotus floated towards the center of the pool for a meter away distance.

So much so that Bai Ze didn't even touch a lotus leaf.

Bai Ze poked forward...then he fell headfirst into it.

Although the water is very clear, although it is the spiritual liquid formed by spiritual energy, which has accumulated into spiritual water, he also feels ashamed. Not to mention his whole body is soaked, his hair is sticking to his face, and the lotus flower floats even more. Far.

A Huoyanjue, although it was just the most common technique, dried his whole body in an instant, and Bai Ze felt better. Then, when he looked up, he saw his master with black lines on his face, and Monk Lianhua looked at him lovingly.

"Not coming in yet!" Qian Suanzi flicked his sleeves and brought his friend into the house.

Bai Ze hurriedly followed in.

I found that although there is no one living here, it is very clean and spotless inside, which is not good at all. Although there is no shortage of furniture such as tables, chairs, benches, etc., but... there is no food or drink.

After the two friends sat down, Bai Ze took out his things very consciously: a set of tea sets made of Lingyu, which will never lose face when entertaining guests, a pinch of nectar Mengding tea, and a urn of Lingquan water. , and took out some snacks and dried fruits for tea.

Monk Lianhua looked at it with novelty: "Is this what you carry with you?"

"Yes!" Bai Ze replied while making tea, "I like to eat and drink, so I should bring more things with me."

"It's more than that?" Qian Suanzi sighed, "You're so naive, won't you be deceived when you go out in the future?"

"How could it be, Master." Bai Ze didn't take it seriously: "Your apprentice is smart, tell you, Master, I'm smarter than that monkey when I stick my hair on!"

Qian Suanzi rolled his eyes: "I didn't see it."

"Hehehe... I'll just be cute in front of you guys..." Bai Ze put gold on his face.

"Look, old man, your apprentice is indeed too naive. Have you taught him the outside world?" Monk Lianhua saw that Bai Ze had a special status in Qianji Sect, because he had heard people call him "Little Ancestor." "This appellation.

"Not yet, his cultivation speed is too fast, you can see it?" Qian Suanzi took the spiritual tea presented to him by Bai Zejing: "15 years old, the cultivation base of the middle stage of the Nascent Soul, I... hey, Everyone in the sect has been given a password, otherwise if outsiders know about it, they may change."

"I understand." Monk Lianhua also took the spiritual tea handed over by Bai Ze: "How can we go far on the journey of longevity without going through wind and rain?"

"So, I don't let him practice now, but let him play and take over..." Qian Suanzi talked about Bai Ze's "great achievements".

He was not afraid that Monk Lianhua would leak the secret, nor was he afraid that he would miss Bai Ze.

Monk Lianhua is a Buddhist cultivator, and he pays attention to the "cycle of cause and effect". He will not harm Bai Ze, otherwise he will not be able to pay back the cause and effect.

Monk Lianhua was dumbfounded when he heard that, he thought that his old friend had been promoted, and with him, Bai Ze was already considered to be very powerful, but it turned out that there were even more powerful ones!

Bai Ze scratched his head in embarrassment: "If the master doesn't tell, the disciples don't even know. I have done so many good things?"

"If you did this on purpose, it's okay." Qian Suanzi twirled a dried spiritual fruit and ate it: "But you are always unintentional, how many people owe you favors, and you don't know it yet."

Bai Ze stuck out his tongue, and honestly hid behind his master, drinking tea, drinking tea.

Monk Lianhua might not be able to accept this reality, so he asked Bai Ze seriously: "Didn't you really be meditating with me at that time?"

"Really!" Bai Ze revealed half of his head from behind Qian Suanzi, and raised his tender paws: "I swear, Master, I'm really not proficient in Buddha!"

"But, when I asked you what a Buddha is, why did you look around?" Monk Lianhua couldn't help being curious: "What do you mean?"

"My master punished me to shut up for three days..." Bai Ze was still aggrieved: "And you still ask me questions? How can I answer? I just look around, who is nearby? Are you talking to me or someone else?" Talk? And I really don't know what a Buddha is...I'm a Taoist!"

"Then, when what is Dharma again, what do you look up and down?" Monk Lianhua was also depressed.

"I was rolling my eyes... I remembered what Master said, I didn't dare to let you see it..." Bai Ze looked at Monk Lianhua aggrievedly: "I have no other meaning, master, freedom of religious belief... ..."

To force others to believe in a certain religion is not to gain the power of devout faith, you have to understand.

"But when I asked you what a monk is, you clearly, clearly meant something." Monk Lianhua didn't give up, and didn't want to admit that he had misunderstood.

"Master, I was very tangled at the time!" Bai Ze wiped his "rejoice" hair very narcissistically. In the cultivation world, both men and women have long hair, except for monks and nuns, so Bai Ze Ze's hair is not only black and shiny, but also thick and smooth, which can be used in shampoo advertisements: "I don't want to shave my head, I love my hair!"

To put it bluntly, I just don’t want to be a monk.

Bai Ze has made this wish very obvious.

Qian Suanzi looked at Bai Ze playing tricks there, dumbfounded. In fact, he knew that the little apprentice didn't want to leave him, and he didn't think about voting for another faction.

What's more, the little apprentice loves to eat and drink, and the Buddha has so many rules and precepts, he must not be able to bear it.Yuxi team organizes, please pay attention.

This point, the money operator who raised him since he was a child, is the clearest.

"Then...then what did you mean when you reached out to me later...?" The poor monk Lianhua held on to his momentum to prevent his epiphany from becoming an oolong.

"Well, I told you, don't be angry." Bai Ze curled his lips: "I stretched out my hand to say, what are you doing here? Do you have any invitations? Tokens or invitations or something? Who knows that you have always misunderstood."

Monk Lianhua was dumbfounded for a long time, and finally asked Bai Ze: "Then what did you mean by making a fist later?"

If it weren't for Bai Ze's last clenched fist, he wouldn't have had an epiphany.

"I'm angry!" Bai Ze poked out half of his body from behind the master, and said unhappily, "You always pull me to say some inexplicable things, even though I can't speak, you still keep on chattering... …What I mean is, you can’t just talk nonsense just because you’re an old monk, or misinterpret what I mean because I can’t speak, this kind of thing can’t all be relied on…”

Then the master appeared in time and took the old monk away, avoiding a struggle between "Yuanying monks".

"Pfft!" Qian Suanzi spat out a mouthful of spiritual tea.

Monk Lianhua was completely dumbfounded. It turned out that what he understood and what Bai Ze expressed had nothing to do with wind and horses, and they had completely different meanings.

"Okay, old friend, you just think too much and put too much pressure on yourself. How can you have so many Zen ideas?" Qian Suanzi pushed a plate of refreshments in front of him: "Drink tea, eat snacks , This is Ozawa's collection, this little guy has been very talkative since he was a child, and his collection of tea and snacks must be the best."

"But, alas!" Monk Lianhua was extremely depressed, and his flying long-lived white eyebrows were no longer energetic.

Bai Ze thought for a while: "Master, don't be depressed."

Monk Lianhua raised his eyelids and glanced at him...

Bai Ze shivered. The old monk's resentful little eyes made him a little guilty, and he smacked his mouth: "Master, what do you look like when I'm sitting?"

He deliberately put on a beautiful posture and sat there, completely motionless.

"I think you look like a Buddha." Monk Lianhua did not give up and wanted to hook Bai Ze into Buddhism.

"Master, what do you think?" Bai Ze looked outside at Qian Suanzi.

In the end, Qian Suanzi said very unhappy: "I think you seem to have an itchy ass, and you are about to be beaten."

Why do you look good and put on a posture of meditation?

And the one who is so alive is still sitting like a Buddhist.

It's not an itchy butt that needs a beating, what is it?

Bai Ze touched his nose: "Master, speak well."

Qian Suanzi remained silent, picked up his teacup to drink tea, and killed Bai Ze's favorite "Colorful Layer Cake".

The corner of Bai Ze's mouth twitched, how could Master be so childish?

On the other hand, Monk Lianhua didn't pay attention to the case between the master and his disciples, instead he asked Bai Ze: "Then what do you look like, old man?"

Monk Lianhua also sat down, exactly the same as Bai Ze.

"Master, I think you are an old monk." Bai Ze said unceremoniously: "An old monk who is stubborn."

Qian Suanzi frowned, Bai Ze's words were a little presumptuous.

Anyway, he is also his elder, how can he talk like this?

But when he looked at Monk Lianhua, he found that Monk Lianhua was sitting so silently, with cassocks and shawls, dancing on the ground, watching his nose with his eyes, and his heart with his nose... unexpectedly, in the early stage of transformation into a god, the realm has stabilized!

Buddhism pays attention to "sudden enlightenment", and sure enough, he had another epiphany, and his state became stable.

"You...?" Qian Suanzi saw it this time: "What are you doing?"

"Master, we are discussing Buddhism." Bai Ze said in a low voice, "I am here to untangle Master Lianhua's heart."

"Is this the heart knot?" Qian Suanzi is a Taoist cultivator, and he really doesn't know much about Buddhist cultivation.

Although they are close friends with Monk Lianhua, Buddhism and Taoism are different, and their methods of cultivation and perception are also different.

It's a little apprentice, how could this happen?

"Master, Master Lianhua thinks of Buddha in his heart, so he sees everyone as a Buddha..." Bai Ze explained in a low voice: "Everything is all things, and all dharmas are based on the heart. There is nothing outside the heart, and there is nothing in the heart. Master, you old man What are you thinking about?"

Qian Suanzi was taken aback for a moment, and then he was furious: "Okay, you little bastard, how dare you scold your master!"

Bai Ze covered his mouth and ran out quickly, Qian Suanzi then drove out, the master and apprentice ran around the Biyu Bieyuan several times without using any exercises.

Because of Qian Suanzi's embarrassment and anger, Bai Ze finally gave him a chance to slap his little butt twice.

Thinking of his answer just now, Qian Suanzi blushed: "If you dare to tease Master, you will still spank his ass."

"Master, the beating doesn't hurt at all." Bai Ze scratched the place where he was beaten.

"What's the matter? Is it itchy?" Seeing the little apprentice scratching his butt, Qian Suanzi thought that the two slaps he had just made him hurt.

"No, master, what shall we eat tonight? Master is vegetarian, right?" Bai Ze began to mutter: "If you eat hot pot, how can you eat it without meat? Or just eat random stew? Well... eat a vegetarian pot , do you want to cook something?"

"You can figure it out. At night, he should probably wake up." Qian Suanzi patted Bai Ze's head: "Go, master is here to guard the master."

"En." Bai Ze nodded obediently, but then he looked at Jin Lian: "That lotus root, can I have a piece?"

"No." Qian Suanzi rejected his delusion without even thinking about it: "The golden lotus is a natural treasure. It only grows one lotus root in a thousand years, and now it only grows three knots. You can't beat it. idea."

"Okay." Bai Ze shrugged his shoulders: "Then apprentice go to prepare, it is impossible for the master to come over and not even eat a meal."

This is the way of mortals in the secular world.

Qian Suanzi doesn't care about him anymore, this apprentice is very miraculous, let him torment, he is now in the stage of transformation anyway, even if he can't dominate the cultivation world, at least he can support it, the leader of the Qianji Sect. To prevent the little apprentice from being wronged.

Bai Ze really went to Chuhuo Peak, found some things in the food warehouse, packed them up and took them away.

When Monk Lianhua woke up from meditation, he smelled a scent of food before opening his eyes.

Compared with Taoist cultivation, Buddhist cultivation is actually less involved in human fireworks.

But now, what is the situation?

Bai Ze moved a large white jade turntable table and placed it in front of Monk Lianhua and his master. On the table was a jade pot the size of a washbasin. Under the pot was an alchemy furnace for alchemy. The red flame stone inside was burning He said, in the pot above was spirit water, Bai Ze put several kinds of spirit mushrooms in it, the fragrance of the mushrooms was very attractive.

After the pot was opened, Bai Ze put into it the tofu he ground and made, the sprouted bean sprouts, the bamboo shoots from the purple jade bamboo forest, and some spiritual vegetables... except that there was no smell of meat, but these mushrooms were Vegetables are stewed together, and the aroma is also very mouth-watering.

While putting things away, Bai Ze took out food, his Ling rice porridge, and the mantou steamed with Ling wheat flour by Chu Huofeng for dinner tonight.

"Are you awake?" Seeing him open his eyes, Qian Suanzi handed him the bowl and chopsticks: "Do you want to wash your hands?"

"I'll just use Jingchen Jue." Monk Lianhua thought about it at this moment, seeing that Bai Ze was still kind and kind as always, but he didn't go into the horns anymore: "Little friend, I have convinced you, you are so lucky, you This luck!"

Said, thumbs up.

Bai Ze gritted his teeth, his smile was pure and lively.

Monk Lianhua, who was watching, also smiled in relief, relieved in his heart, and the whole person was no longer entangled, so he took the initiative to ask him: "What are you doing?"

"Please eat dried mushrooms and vegetables with Master, ha ha..." Bai Ze swallowed, "Master, you can call me Xiao Ze, you don't need to call me little friend..."

He was very afraid that Monk Lianhua would say to him again the next moment, "Little friend has a destiny with Buddha".

"You are the person who guides the old monk. Although you can't be called a half-teacher, it is still possible to become a friend of the year..." Monk Lianhua looked at Bai Ze with clear eyes: "Little friend has a deep fortune, can you deny that the old monk is a good friend?" Forgotten friends? Let the old monk also enjoy the blessing of the little friend?"

Bai Ze looked at the money operator.

Qian Suanzi also looked at his old friend in astonishment: "Monk Lianhua, what do you mean?"

"It's nothing interesting, I just think that since the old monk has formed an indissoluble bond with the little friend, it's better to let nature take its course and follow the will of God." Monk Lianhua laughed: "What do you think?"

"As long as you're happy." Bai Ze didn't care if his master didn't object.

"By the way, Monk Lianhua, when you entered the realm of transforming gods..."

Next, Qian Suanzi talked to Monk Lianhua about the realm of transforming gods. There are some things in this realm that can only be understood and cannot be expressed in words. Although Bai Ze is only in the middle stage of Yuanying, his understanding is super good, and he listens with gusto. , There is still time to serve the two elders and pour wine.

The two of them didn't notice some of their insights from that realm, but Bai Ze felt that they had gained a lot.

It's just that Bai Ze was banned from drinking alcohol, so he could only watch the two drink and stare blankly at himself.

It was Monk Lianhua who saw the longing in Bai Ze's eyes and couldn't help but smile: "Want to drink?"

"I can't drink..." Bai Ze wiped the saliva from the corner of his mouth: "Senior Brother said, I'm not allowed to drink, hehe... I drank too much last time, and I've screwed Master Jiu."

Qian Suanzi got him a fruit wine: "You can drink this, only this, not too much."

"Thank you, Master." Bai Ze took a sip after copying it. It was sweet, a bit like red wine, but it didn't taste like grapes, but peaches.

Probably because they didn't have much experience and comprehension to share, the two began to talk about the world of self-cultivation and some common sense in the world of self-cultivation.

Qian Suanzi knows these things, people like them who have lived for thousands of years know and understand, and even experienced it personally.

Needless to say.

But Monk Lianhua still chatted his teeth with him, in fact, he was telling Bai Ze.

Because now Bai Ze is looking at the two of them seriously and curiously, listening quite seriously.

"Aside from taking one step at a time, there are also shortcuts to the road of cultivation, and there are even four shortcuts!" Qian Suanzi said surprisingly: "That is wealth, spouse, law, and land."

"Wow!" Bai Ze exclaimed, "There are so many shortcuts?"

He thought it was just a penance!

Look at their Qianji Sect, one by one who practiced asceticly can dance a square dance, and they can have fun for three to five days. How serious is the entertainment gap.