Bai Ze
Chapter 048
"Wealth refers to spirit stones. With spirit stones, you can buy exercises, medicine pills, spiritual weapons, formation disks, and talismans. Although spirit stones are not omnipotent, they are useful As far as the monks are concerned, it is absolutely impossible to have no spirit stone." Qian Suanzi stretched out four fingers: "Spirit stone is also an indispensable thing in the cultivation world, do you understand?"
"I understand!" Bai Ze nodded understandingly: "Spiritual stones are money in the cultivation world. Although money is not everything, it is absolutely impossible to have no money... A spiritual stone can overwhelm a hero! !"
Monk Lianhua didn't expect that Bai Ze's comprehension was so good when it comes to human relationships and sophistication.
A casual sentence pointed out the embarrassment of countless small sects in the cultivation world.
If they have a large number of spirit stones, will they still be unable to develop?
"Companions refer to fellows who are helpful to cultivation. In the Ming world, the most common companions are masters and apprentices. The master guides the disciples so that the disciples can benefit. To the disciples, the master is the companion, but only It is considered a half-couple, because of this relationship, the master himself will not benefit, and it is impossible for the apprentice to teach the master to make the master more diligent. Therefore, for the monks, the real Taoist couple is beneficial to both parties, mutual help and mutual benefit Therefore, among the four shortcuts, the companion is the most rare. In the end, many Taoist companions either work hard, or... one person falls, and one person dies. Living alone. There are very few people who share joys and sorrows, live and die together, such a partner, if one has an accident, the other will never live alone! However, you are fine. "
"Ahem!" Bai Ze coughed lightly, "I think so too."
Qian Suanzi gave him a blank look: "My apprentice doesn't suffer a lot from accepting him. His understanding is very good, and he also taught me and Hong Chen. Hey, I don't know who is the master and who is the apprentice!"
"Of course you are a master!" Bai Ze hastened to compliment Qian Suanzi: "A teacher for one day and a father for life!"
"That's a good flattery." Qian Suanzi was satisfied: "I thought you would go up to the sky with your tail up!"
"Where can it be!" Bai Ze immediately poured a cup of spiritual tea for the master: "Taste it, Manna Mengding tea, collected when the spiritual mist has not dissipated..."
Monk Lianhua smiled slightly: "With the heart of a child, the Lingtai is quiet."
What a transparent child, what a rarity, it would be great if this was his apprentice.
Received the attention of the little apprentice, Qian Suanzi continued: "Dharma is a practice, and a good practice can definitely make a monk's practice more effective, but how to get the most suitable exercise for one's own cultivation at the beginning of cultivation is difficult. It depends on the chance, it depends on God, whether you will be allowed to achieve immortality, even if you are a disciple with abundant resources like the Immortal Sect, you may not be able to get the most suitable exercises for you from the very beginning. Only then can we finally find the right way. The basic exercises are naturally popular, but once you reach the Nascent Soul stage, the usefulness of the basic exercises is not important. Immortals don't have great immortal skills."
Bai Ze listened with gusto, it's similar to the ones in the game, when you reach a certain level, you have to have the corresponding skills, otherwise, at this level, your account will not be very good, and no one will be willing to team up with you after passing the dungeon Team. "Land is a geomantic treasure land. Any place with spiritual veins can be called a geomantic treasure land. For disciples who generally belong to sects, this is the easiest to get, because every mountain and sect is built in such a place. , the larger the sect, the higher the level of the spiritual veins it occupies. As for casual cultivators, they have neither a fixed place nor a fixed inheritance. , so Qianjizong opens the door to all casual cultivators who come to seek refuge, otherwise, Jiu Daoist will not throw himself into the door wall. He is a wine cultivator from outside. Back then, your ancestor accepted him without any grudges. When your master ancestor had no hope of breaking through and was about to die, he specially set up a banquet and entered the sect, and your master ancestor even put his ranking behind me and ahead of your fourth uncle."
Bai Ze nodded, thinking that it was no wonder, the uncle was called Changchun Zhenzhen, and the master was called Qian Shuanzi. It is estimated that the uncle's name back then was Changchunzi.
But when it comes to the third uncle, it becomes the single word "wine", the real person of wine.
He doesn't even have a dao name or anything... The Fourth Master Uncle is easy to say, he is a sword cultivator.
Fifth Master Uncle Daqi Zhenren is also a double-character title, and Sixth Master Uncle Duobao Daoist is also the same. It sounds like it is in the same series as Master Uncle and Master.
"For a cultivator, wealth, law, and land can all be obtained through unremitting efforts. Only a Taoist companion who can help practice is very rare. It can be encountered but not sought." Qian Suanzi touched the small The ponytail dangling on the apprentice's head: "So you have to remember, don't easily become a Taoist partner with others, you have high aptitude, and you must not bind yourself just because of love..."
"Master, I'm only 15 years old. What you're saying is a bit too early, isn't it?" Bai Ze's face was full of black lines.
At the age of 15, even in his age when he was extremely open-minded and getting married and divorced was as easy as drinking plain water, he could be considered as a puppy lover, okay?
If you dare to fall in love at the age of 15, ask your parents every minute!
If the teacher doesn't talk about you as cotton, he will talk about your parents as cotton...
"Okay, you're only 15 years old, let's not talk about it, not to mention some monks who have never had a partner in their life." Qian Suanzi, a bastard master, actually said that.
Bai Ze's hair became even darker: "Master, are you cursing me, my apprentice, as a bachelor?"
The population of their Laobai family is small, and the mother suppressed her own cultivation in order to spread the branches and leaves, and gave birth to six children. If the father hadn't been promoted to become a golden core monk, she would definitely continue to have children, and she would not kill the red dragon. He also became a Golden Core monk.
Speaking of which, no matter ancient or modern, or a mortal monk, this person takes incense very seriously.
"No, my apprentice is so good, how could he be a bachelor... He will definitely fascinate a group of female monks." Qian Suanzi said nonsense, but he didn't think so in his heart.
There are so many brothers and sisters, who got married?
It's not that I haven't seen a female monk, but... Cultivators are a little indifferent, and they don't make much achievements in this area. At most, they appreciate it, get married, spend a lifetime together, and support each other on the road of cultivation... It's too difficult.
Monks are used to being "independent".
Monk Lianhua said with a smile: "My little friend will definitely have a perfect marriage in the future."
"I hope..." Qian Suanzi was about to say something.
Bai Ze suddenly exclaimed: "The mushrooms can be eaten!"
Then I put food for two people: "Eat more, this is called Jinsi Flammulina velutipes, let me tell you, eating more of this is good..."
In his time, Flammulina velutipes was also called "smart mushroom".
I hope his "two-handed master" can be smarter, look at the monk Lianhua, who dares to poach a wall in front of him.
Ugh!
"Thinking about this all day long..." Qian Suanzi said to him, and quickly ate the food given to Bu by his little apprentice.
By the way, my little apprentice, don't look too smoky, the things made here are quite delicious.
Monk Lianhua likes to eat bamboo shoots: "This is very good. Eating, sleeping, and dressing are also a kind of practice."
Monk Lianhua, who is already a cultivator in the stage of transformation of gods, sees it more openly. In the past, he was too persistent. He was not obsessed with his own life span, but with his own career.
Now, he looks very open.
"I decided to pass the presiding position to Shuizhi after I go back, and just abdicate myself to become an elder." Monk Lianhua started another topic: "In the future, the Lotus Temple can also be called the Lotus Sect."
"That's right, it's time for you to take a break. You've been busy for thousands of years, isn't it worth looking at?" Qian Suanzi and Monk Lianhua are old friends, so it's not too much to say: "It's your turn now." You and I are blessed."
"Yes, enjoy the happiness." Monk Lianhua rejoiced: "Come on, little friend Bai Ze, bring some more bamboo shoots to the old monk? It's delicious."
Bai Zele showed the two of them his cooking skills, and the two of them chatted about their past stories.
For example, they once wandered through a secret realm together, and found a cave in the secret realm, with a strange splendor inside, and the two of them touched it without fear of death... Only when they went in did they see that it was actually a nest of brightly horned copper centipedes!
This kind of spirit beast is a good material for refining flying swords, but neither of them is a sword repairer.
In addition, this kind of spirit beast has many legs and a hard carapace. It took a long time for two people to kill this litter.
There are no sword cultivators in the Lianhua Temple of Monk Lianhua, but there are monks, so they are divided into two. The rest were brought back by Qian Suanzi and handed over to Master Daqi. I heard that Leng Jianhun took his disciples there that day. Daqi Peak, one stay is half a month.
Another time, the two of them accidentally broke into the back garden of Hehuanmen, where all kinds of fragrant "love flowers" were planted.
...... Albizia julibrissin.
"Pfft!" Bai Ze immediately sprayed the juice in his mouth: "Qinghua?"
Is it the kind of "love flower" he thought of?
"The Legend of Condor Heroes" and so on, the beautiful little dragon girl who can't eat fireworks and so on, the unfeeling Gu Shenma...
"The acacia flower, to put it bluntly, is an obscene thing for aphrodisiacs. If it weren't for the name of Acacia Niang and her flirtatious personality, the countless powerful people who hooked up with her were willing to protect her for a while, the door of Acacia would have been destroyed long ago. When Qian Suanzi mentioned this, he became angry: "How handsome is Monk Lianhua? Then Lady Acacia fell in love with Lianhua and trapped us both with a flower array. She asked for only one person, to have a spring breeze with Monk Lianhua... ...Damn it, it's so disgusting!"
Bai Ze looked at his very angry and second-rate master, and said suspiciously: "You are always jealous that Master Lianhua got the favor of that Acacia lady. She didn't like you, so...?"
Are you jealous?
In other words, is there such a word as "jealous" in the world of comprehension?
"The old monk also doubted him that much." Master Lianhua pointed at Qian Shuanzi with his chopsticks: "He is very stubborn, so he won't admit it."
"Nonsense!" Qian Suanzi blushed, "That Acacia lady is too disgusting. You are a monk, Lianhua. Although you took a flower name as your dharma name, you are a monk of lotus and not a monk of flower."
Bai Ze was curious, and looked at the two with question marks in his big eyes.
When Monk Lianhua was mentioned embarrassing things, he could deal with them calmly: "Do you know why she fell in love with the old monk?"
"Except for your bright bald head, I didn't notice anything else." Qian Suanzi stroked his long hair narcissistically.
This movement, this behavior is exactly the same as Bai Ze's, as expected of a master and apprentice.
Bai Ze gritted his teeth and smiled silently.
He didn't dare to speak out, for fear of disrespecting the master.
Although he thought that his master was quite right.
Master Lianhua touched his bald head very politely: "Actually, what she likes is the boy body of the old monk."
Both master and apprentice opened their mouths wide at the same time.
Especially Qian Suanzi: "No, I said, Lianhua, at that time, you were four hundred years old, right? You were still a child?"
However, Bai Ze was very disrespectful to his master. He yelled at his master, "Master, so you are not a baby anymore?"
Caught by Qian Suanzi, he slapped him hard: "Tell me, where did you know these things?"
How could his pure little apprentice say such a thing?
Who broke him?
"Master, master, read the book, there is everything in the book!" Bai Ze struggled to escape the slap of the master's punishment, and said: "Master, you are just uneducated, and you don't know how to read more books!"
Bai Ze likes to read books, and the whole sect knows this.
It's just that he reads very miscellaneous books, he likes classics and history collections, he also appreciates poems and songs, he also reads historical records and even some unofficial histories with relish.
It's a pity that the world of comprehension doesn't pay much attention to the aspect of "literature". It's mainly about comprehension, followed by the world of mortals, and then some cultural inheritance and the like.
Qian Suanzi curled his lips. He knew that he didn't read as many books as his apprentice, but he taught the apprentice's enlightenment: "Little brat, your wings are stiff, right?"
The master became a little bit annoyed by what he said.
Bai Ze immediately changed the subject: "Master, you continue, is she coveting your child body?"
This is more curious, is that woman an old goblin...?
"Acacia's practice is to harvest yang and nourish yin. She values the body of Yuanyang most. It is nothing more than that it can improve the effect of her exercises. That's why she made that request." Monk Lianhua explained: "She created the Acacia Gate. , is also my own cultivation method, and this kind of cultivation method is more suitable for female cultivation, and male cultivation is used as the cauldron..."
Bai Ze felt goose bumps all over his body when he heard it.
"What's so strange about this?" Qian Suanzi just took the opportunity to give a lesson to the little apprentice: "It's all light, there are wine cultivators, music cultivators, song cultivators and other weird monks in this righteous way, and there are also Hehuanmen in evil ways. It is very common to use men’s essence as the base to cultivate the furnace, and to use women as the furnace, these are all very common, and there are too many of those who refine corpses and raise Gu worms.”
"No, then in the end, Master..." Bai Ze's small eyes were so bright.
"We were both young and energetic at the time!" The old monk took a sip of tea, the food was a bit salty, and he quenched his thirst with a sip of tea.
Bai Ze sniffed: "You two have really big faces. You are both three or four hundred years old, and you are still young and vigorous... I am the flower of tomorrow, and everyone should love me."
"Flowers?" Qian Suanzi snorted, "I think they are seedlings?"
In the eyes of these people who are hundreds or thousands of years old, Bai Ze, who is 15 years old, is not a seedling.
"That's why I say it's tomorrow's flowers." Bai Ze licked his face and smiled very reservedly.
"Okay, you are a flower, the flower of the future." Monk Lianhua is very used to Bai Ze, and he is really grateful to this little friend.
"Then what happened next?" Bai Ze courteously poured a cup of tea for each of them: "Go on, this time we must not go wrong again."
"Later, in a fit of rage, we smashed the acacia flower array, not only smashed it, but also smashed the back garden of the acacia gate. The mad lady Acacia rolled her eyes and passed out, haha Hehe... We took the opportunity to run away. The sect she created seems to be covered by great powers, but it can only guarantee that they will not be bullied. It is impossible to chase us two for such a thing, Acacia. The disciples are mediocre, and their cultivation is only at the foundation building stage, and she was only at the golden core stage at that time." Qian Suanzi talked about his frivolous years with Monk Lianhua, and his pride rose from the bottom of his heart: "The two of us Her Hehuan Sect is a serious disaster, and that bitch can only stare blankly!"
"What happened later? What happened later?" Bai Ze listened with gusto. Only this kind of eclectic story is interesting.
"Because that girl knows a few great powers and has no relationship with them, so she has some good things on her body. She has a defensive magic weapon, and she is mostly in it. The two of us can't break through the protection of the magic weapon, but she is also there. I can't get out of it, so I can only watch us harm her garden!" Monk Lianhua said: "We ran away later, she can't do anything to us, but she can call someone to clean us up, so We'd better run away."
"Hahahaha... thinking about it now makes me feel relieved!" Qian Suanzi continued: "It's a pity that I didn't have the ability at the time, otherwise I would have killed her, and the whole thing would have been settled once and for all."
Bai Ze shivered silently, the world of comprehension would kill people at every turn, as expected, a world without order is very dangerous.
Hearing a few interesting stories about them when they were "young", the meal was over, the two of them didn't need to rest, but Bai Ze tidied up, took out his exclusive bed, climbed up after washing himself, lay down, and closed his bed. Sleep with eyes closed.
Monk Lianhua who watched couldn't laugh or cry: "You little apprentice, you are really interesting."
"Yeah." Qian Suanzi got up: "Go for a walk outside, this child doesn't like to be disturbed while sleeping."
The two went out side by side, watching the twinkling stars in the night sky, listening to the breeze and the cry of frogs.
For a while, I really don't know what Xixi is...
But Bai Ze couldn't stay at Lotus Peak for too long. The two of them meditated for a day and a night, and he couldn't hold it back. Cultivation Realm), and that "square dance", they were so interested that they even went to observe it with Qian Suanzi, and then... his two disciples and grandchildren followed the activity.
Seeing two young monks mixed in with a large group of handsome men and women in fluttering robes, so eye-catching!
But Monk Lianhua looked at these and asked Qian Suanzi with some doubts: "I didn't hear that you are proficient in rhythm? In the past, you could kill a donkey by playing the flute. How could you teach such a closed-door disciple who is good at singing and dancing?" ?”
Bai Ze's ears pricked up immediately: Master still has such a record that he doesn't know about?
"I understand!" Bai Ze nodded understandingly: "Spiritual stones are money in the cultivation world. Although money is not everything, it is absolutely impossible to have no money... A spiritual stone can overwhelm a hero! !"
Monk Lianhua didn't expect that Bai Ze's comprehension was so good when it comes to human relationships and sophistication.
A casual sentence pointed out the embarrassment of countless small sects in the cultivation world.
If they have a large number of spirit stones, will they still be unable to develop?
"Companions refer to fellows who are helpful to cultivation. In the Ming world, the most common companions are masters and apprentices. The master guides the disciples so that the disciples can benefit. To the disciples, the master is the companion, but only It is considered a half-couple, because of this relationship, the master himself will not benefit, and it is impossible for the apprentice to teach the master to make the master more diligent. Therefore, for the monks, the real Taoist couple is beneficial to both parties, mutual help and mutual benefit Therefore, among the four shortcuts, the companion is the most rare. In the end, many Taoist companions either work hard, or... one person falls, and one person dies. Living alone. There are very few people who share joys and sorrows, live and die together, such a partner, if one has an accident, the other will never live alone! However, you are fine. "
"Ahem!" Bai Ze coughed lightly, "I think so too."
Qian Suanzi gave him a blank look: "My apprentice doesn't suffer a lot from accepting him. His understanding is very good, and he also taught me and Hong Chen. Hey, I don't know who is the master and who is the apprentice!"
"Of course you are a master!" Bai Ze hastened to compliment Qian Suanzi: "A teacher for one day and a father for life!"
"That's a good flattery." Qian Suanzi was satisfied: "I thought you would go up to the sky with your tail up!"
"Where can it be!" Bai Ze immediately poured a cup of spiritual tea for the master: "Taste it, Manna Mengding tea, collected when the spiritual mist has not dissipated..."
Monk Lianhua smiled slightly: "With the heart of a child, the Lingtai is quiet."
What a transparent child, what a rarity, it would be great if this was his apprentice.
Received the attention of the little apprentice, Qian Suanzi continued: "Dharma is a practice, and a good practice can definitely make a monk's practice more effective, but how to get the most suitable exercise for one's own cultivation at the beginning of cultivation is difficult. It depends on the chance, it depends on God, whether you will be allowed to achieve immortality, even if you are a disciple with abundant resources like the Immortal Sect, you may not be able to get the most suitable exercises for you from the very beginning. Only then can we finally find the right way. The basic exercises are naturally popular, but once you reach the Nascent Soul stage, the usefulness of the basic exercises is not important. Immortals don't have great immortal skills."
Bai Ze listened with gusto, it's similar to the ones in the game, when you reach a certain level, you have to have the corresponding skills, otherwise, at this level, your account will not be very good, and no one will be willing to team up with you after passing the dungeon Team. "Land is a geomantic treasure land. Any place with spiritual veins can be called a geomantic treasure land. For disciples who generally belong to sects, this is the easiest to get, because every mountain and sect is built in such a place. , the larger the sect, the higher the level of the spiritual veins it occupies. As for casual cultivators, they have neither a fixed place nor a fixed inheritance. , so Qianjizong opens the door to all casual cultivators who come to seek refuge, otherwise, Jiu Daoist will not throw himself into the door wall. He is a wine cultivator from outside. Back then, your ancestor accepted him without any grudges. When your master ancestor had no hope of breaking through and was about to die, he specially set up a banquet and entered the sect, and your master ancestor even put his ranking behind me and ahead of your fourth uncle."
Bai Ze nodded, thinking that it was no wonder, the uncle was called Changchun Zhenzhen, and the master was called Qian Shuanzi. It is estimated that the uncle's name back then was Changchunzi.
But when it comes to the third uncle, it becomes the single word "wine", the real person of wine.
He doesn't even have a dao name or anything... The Fourth Master Uncle is easy to say, he is a sword cultivator.
Fifth Master Uncle Daqi Zhenren is also a double-character title, and Sixth Master Uncle Duobao Daoist is also the same. It sounds like it is in the same series as Master Uncle and Master.
"For a cultivator, wealth, law, and land can all be obtained through unremitting efforts. Only a Taoist companion who can help practice is very rare. It can be encountered but not sought." Qian Suanzi touched the small The ponytail dangling on the apprentice's head: "So you have to remember, don't easily become a Taoist partner with others, you have high aptitude, and you must not bind yourself just because of love..."
"Master, I'm only 15 years old. What you're saying is a bit too early, isn't it?" Bai Ze's face was full of black lines.
At the age of 15, even in his age when he was extremely open-minded and getting married and divorced was as easy as drinking plain water, he could be considered as a puppy lover, okay?
If you dare to fall in love at the age of 15, ask your parents every minute!
If the teacher doesn't talk about you as cotton, he will talk about your parents as cotton...
"Okay, you're only 15 years old, let's not talk about it, not to mention some monks who have never had a partner in their life." Qian Suanzi, a bastard master, actually said that.
Bai Ze's hair became even darker: "Master, are you cursing me, my apprentice, as a bachelor?"
The population of their Laobai family is small, and the mother suppressed her own cultivation in order to spread the branches and leaves, and gave birth to six children. If the father hadn't been promoted to become a golden core monk, she would definitely continue to have children, and she would not kill the red dragon. He also became a Golden Core monk.
Speaking of which, no matter ancient or modern, or a mortal monk, this person takes incense very seriously.
"No, my apprentice is so good, how could he be a bachelor... He will definitely fascinate a group of female monks." Qian Suanzi said nonsense, but he didn't think so in his heart.
There are so many brothers and sisters, who got married?
It's not that I haven't seen a female monk, but... Cultivators are a little indifferent, and they don't make much achievements in this area. At most, they appreciate it, get married, spend a lifetime together, and support each other on the road of cultivation... It's too difficult.
Monks are used to being "independent".
Monk Lianhua said with a smile: "My little friend will definitely have a perfect marriage in the future."
"I hope..." Qian Suanzi was about to say something.
Bai Ze suddenly exclaimed: "The mushrooms can be eaten!"
Then I put food for two people: "Eat more, this is called Jinsi Flammulina velutipes, let me tell you, eating more of this is good..."
In his time, Flammulina velutipes was also called "smart mushroom".
I hope his "two-handed master" can be smarter, look at the monk Lianhua, who dares to poach a wall in front of him.
Ugh!
"Thinking about this all day long..." Qian Suanzi said to him, and quickly ate the food given to Bu by his little apprentice.
By the way, my little apprentice, don't look too smoky, the things made here are quite delicious.
Monk Lianhua likes to eat bamboo shoots: "This is very good. Eating, sleeping, and dressing are also a kind of practice."
Monk Lianhua, who is already a cultivator in the stage of transformation of gods, sees it more openly. In the past, he was too persistent. He was not obsessed with his own life span, but with his own career.
Now, he looks very open.
"I decided to pass the presiding position to Shuizhi after I go back, and just abdicate myself to become an elder." Monk Lianhua started another topic: "In the future, the Lotus Temple can also be called the Lotus Sect."
"That's right, it's time for you to take a break. You've been busy for thousands of years, isn't it worth looking at?" Qian Suanzi and Monk Lianhua are old friends, so it's not too much to say: "It's your turn now." You and I are blessed."
"Yes, enjoy the happiness." Monk Lianhua rejoiced: "Come on, little friend Bai Ze, bring some more bamboo shoots to the old monk? It's delicious."
Bai Zele showed the two of them his cooking skills, and the two of them chatted about their past stories.
For example, they once wandered through a secret realm together, and found a cave in the secret realm, with a strange splendor inside, and the two of them touched it without fear of death... Only when they went in did they see that it was actually a nest of brightly horned copper centipedes!
This kind of spirit beast is a good material for refining flying swords, but neither of them is a sword repairer.
In addition, this kind of spirit beast has many legs and a hard carapace. It took a long time for two people to kill this litter.
There are no sword cultivators in the Lianhua Temple of Monk Lianhua, but there are monks, so they are divided into two. The rest were brought back by Qian Suanzi and handed over to Master Daqi. I heard that Leng Jianhun took his disciples there that day. Daqi Peak, one stay is half a month.
Another time, the two of them accidentally broke into the back garden of Hehuanmen, where all kinds of fragrant "love flowers" were planted.
...... Albizia julibrissin.
"Pfft!" Bai Ze immediately sprayed the juice in his mouth: "Qinghua?"
Is it the kind of "love flower" he thought of?
"The Legend of Condor Heroes" and so on, the beautiful little dragon girl who can't eat fireworks and so on, the unfeeling Gu Shenma...
"The acacia flower, to put it bluntly, is an obscene thing for aphrodisiacs. If it weren't for the name of Acacia Niang and her flirtatious personality, the countless powerful people who hooked up with her were willing to protect her for a while, the door of Acacia would have been destroyed long ago. When Qian Suanzi mentioned this, he became angry: "How handsome is Monk Lianhua? Then Lady Acacia fell in love with Lianhua and trapped us both with a flower array. She asked for only one person, to have a spring breeze with Monk Lianhua... ...Damn it, it's so disgusting!"
Bai Ze looked at his very angry and second-rate master, and said suspiciously: "You are always jealous that Master Lianhua got the favor of that Acacia lady. She didn't like you, so...?"
Are you jealous?
In other words, is there such a word as "jealous" in the world of comprehension?
"The old monk also doubted him that much." Master Lianhua pointed at Qian Shuanzi with his chopsticks: "He is very stubborn, so he won't admit it."
"Nonsense!" Qian Suanzi blushed, "That Acacia lady is too disgusting. You are a monk, Lianhua. Although you took a flower name as your dharma name, you are a monk of lotus and not a monk of flower."
Bai Ze was curious, and looked at the two with question marks in his big eyes.
When Monk Lianhua was mentioned embarrassing things, he could deal with them calmly: "Do you know why she fell in love with the old monk?"
"Except for your bright bald head, I didn't notice anything else." Qian Suanzi stroked his long hair narcissistically.
This movement, this behavior is exactly the same as Bai Ze's, as expected of a master and apprentice.
Bai Ze gritted his teeth and smiled silently.
He didn't dare to speak out, for fear of disrespecting the master.
Although he thought that his master was quite right.
Master Lianhua touched his bald head very politely: "Actually, what she likes is the boy body of the old monk."
Both master and apprentice opened their mouths wide at the same time.
Especially Qian Suanzi: "No, I said, Lianhua, at that time, you were four hundred years old, right? You were still a child?"
However, Bai Ze was very disrespectful to his master. He yelled at his master, "Master, so you are not a baby anymore?"
Caught by Qian Suanzi, he slapped him hard: "Tell me, where did you know these things?"
How could his pure little apprentice say such a thing?
Who broke him?
"Master, master, read the book, there is everything in the book!" Bai Ze struggled to escape the slap of the master's punishment, and said: "Master, you are just uneducated, and you don't know how to read more books!"
Bai Ze likes to read books, and the whole sect knows this.
It's just that he reads very miscellaneous books, he likes classics and history collections, he also appreciates poems and songs, he also reads historical records and even some unofficial histories with relish.
It's a pity that the world of comprehension doesn't pay much attention to the aspect of "literature". It's mainly about comprehension, followed by the world of mortals, and then some cultural inheritance and the like.
Qian Suanzi curled his lips. He knew that he didn't read as many books as his apprentice, but he taught the apprentice's enlightenment: "Little brat, your wings are stiff, right?"
The master became a little bit annoyed by what he said.
Bai Ze immediately changed the subject: "Master, you continue, is she coveting your child body?"
This is more curious, is that woman an old goblin...?
"Acacia's practice is to harvest yang and nourish yin. She values the body of Yuanyang most. It is nothing more than that it can improve the effect of her exercises. That's why she made that request." Monk Lianhua explained: "She created the Acacia Gate. , is also my own cultivation method, and this kind of cultivation method is more suitable for female cultivation, and male cultivation is used as the cauldron..."
Bai Ze felt goose bumps all over his body when he heard it.
"What's so strange about this?" Qian Suanzi just took the opportunity to give a lesson to the little apprentice: "It's all light, there are wine cultivators, music cultivators, song cultivators and other weird monks in this righteous way, and there are also Hehuanmen in evil ways. It is very common to use men’s essence as the base to cultivate the furnace, and to use women as the furnace, these are all very common, and there are too many of those who refine corpses and raise Gu worms.”
"No, then in the end, Master..." Bai Ze's small eyes were so bright.
"We were both young and energetic at the time!" The old monk took a sip of tea, the food was a bit salty, and he quenched his thirst with a sip of tea.
Bai Ze sniffed: "You two have really big faces. You are both three or four hundred years old, and you are still young and vigorous... I am the flower of tomorrow, and everyone should love me."
"Flowers?" Qian Suanzi snorted, "I think they are seedlings?"
In the eyes of these people who are hundreds or thousands of years old, Bai Ze, who is 15 years old, is not a seedling.
"That's why I say it's tomorrow's flowers." Bai Ze licked his face and smiled very reservedly.
"Okay, you are a flower, the flower of the future." Monk Lianhua is very used to Bai Ze, and he is really grateful to this little friend.
"Then what happened next?" Bai Ze courteously poured a cup of tea for each of them: "Go on, this time we must not go wrong again."
"Later, in a fit of rage, we smashed the acacia flower array, not only smashed it, but also smashed the back garden of the acacia gate. The mad lady Acacia rolled her eyes and passed out, haha Hehe... We took the opportunity to run away. The sect she created seems to be covered by great powers, but it can only guarantee that they will not be bullied. It is impossible to chase us two for such a thing, Acacia. The disciples are mediocre, and their cultivation is only at the foundation building stage, and she was only at the golden core stage at that time." Qian Suanzi talked about his frivolous years with Monk Lianhua, and his pride rose from the bottom of his heart: "The two of us Her Hehuan Sect is a serious disaster, and that bitch can only stare blankly!"
"What happened later? What happened later?" Bai Ze listened with gusto. Only this kind of eclectic story is interesting.
"Because that girl knows a few great powers and has no relationship with them, so she has some good things on her body. She has a defensive magic weapon, and she is mostly in it. The two of us can't break through the protection of the magic weapon, but she is also there. I can't get out of it, so I can only watch us harm her garden!" Monk Lianhua said: "We ran away later, she can't do anything to us, but she can call someone to clean us up, so We'd better run away."
"Hahahaha... thinking about it now makes me feel relieved!" Qian Suanzi continued: "It's a pity that I didn't have the ability at the time, otherwise I would have killed her, and the whole thing would have been settled once and for all."
Bai Ze shivered silently, the world of comprehension would kill people at every turn, as expected, a world without order is very dangerous.
Hearing a few interesting stories about them when they were "young", the meal was over, the two of them didn't need to rest, but Bai Ze tidied up, took out his exclusive bed, climbed up after washing himself, lay down, and closed his bed. Sleep with eyes closed.
Monk Lianhua who watched couldn't laugh or cry: "You little apprentice, you are really interesting."
"Yeah." Qian Suanzi got up: "Go for a walk outside, this child doesn't like to be disturbed while sleeping."
The two went out side by side, watching the twinkling stars in the night sky, listening to the breeze and the cry of frogs.
For a while, I really don't know what Xixi is...
But Bai Ze couldn't stay at Lotus Peak for too long. The two of them meditated for a day and a night, and he couldn't hold it back. Cultivation Realm), and that "square dance", they were so interested that they even went to observe it with Qian Suanzi, and then... his two disciples and grandchildren followed the activity.
Seeing two young monks mixed in with a large group of handsome men and women in fluttering robes, so eye-catching!
But Monk Lianhua looked at these and asked Qian Suanzi with some doubts: "I didn't hear that you are proficient in rhythm? In the past, you could kill a donkey by playing the flute. How could you teach such a closed-door disciple who is good at singing and dancing?" ?”
Bai Ze's ears pricked up immediately: Master still has such a record that he doesn't know about?
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