The Melancholy of a Third-Rate Writer

Lu Xiaohua has a funny reader, he always believes in Lu Xiaohua's words.

That's right, it's exactly what you think, he always believes in Lu Xiaohua's words unconditionally.

Lu Xiaohua clicked on the forum with a candy stick in his mouth, and saw the vests of funny readers bouncing on the page.

"My beloved new article will be published soon! It's an epic masterpiece! The scene is so grand, it's awesome!"

Undoubtedly, as soon as the people downstairs asked him who his beloved Da Da was, a round of cynicism broke out immediately.

"What kind of epic masterpiece can that third-rate writer write?"

“Bang Bang is from Fried again!”

"Hahahahaha just rely on the little deer to bump into that idiot?"

"Are you a joke sent by a monkey?"

Seeing these comments, Lu Xiaohua actually felt sore in his heart, and afterwards felt extremely refreshed!

——So many people still remember scolding me, really good!

Lu Xiaohua is such a deep well ice.

Seeing that the post was lively, he struck while the iron was hot and released a new pit.

Xinkeng is a beautiful girly love story. The male protagonist focuses on how to treat the male second, Xiao Niao Yiren, in the whole story. In the end, the second male turned into a big villain. He said evilly: "I treat you so well It's just to support you, hahahahahahaha, I know I've succeeded." After speaking, the male lead walked away gracefully with his arms around the female leads, leaving the male lead sad alone.

Doubi readers were in a bad mood after chasing the whole article, and went to Lu Xiaohua with a sad face and asked: "The epic masterpiece that was promised!!!"

Lu Xiaohua let out a long sigh: "The epic masterpiece is behind. After suffering such a heavy blow, the hero finally realized the importance of strength. This time, he stood up alone! He remembered his responsibility and his passion , remembered my ideal, and began to fight for it—this is not an epic masterpiece!"

Doubi readers believed Lu Xiaohua's words, and turned from crying to laughing: "That's right! Listening to it makes my blood boil!" But he asked doubtfully, "But you've marked it as the end."

Lu Xiaohua continued to sigh: "I am a professional writer, and I have to rely on the manuscript fee to make a living. Everyone scolds me so much, how can I continue to write? Alas, I can only finish and start a new article." He firmly told the funny readers Said, "This time I will definitely write a story about the magnificent, ups and downs of troubled times!"

Doubi readers said excitedly: "Xiao Lu, I will always support you!"

Lu Xiaohua was poked by the editor after chatting with Doubi readers.

The editor looked quite angry: "Lu Juju, the people who came out at the same time as you are all gods and gods, and you are the only one who is still standing still! Can't you write an article seriously!"

Lu Xiaohua said: "I'm very serious, haven't I seen someone say that this is an epic masterpiece!" He sent the new post of the funny readers to the editor.

The editor was even angrier: "Come on! Don't think I don't know it's your vest!"

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

Could it be that he is mentally divided and he doesn't know it?Not bad, the realm is really high!

After dealing with the editor's rant, Lu Xiaohua turned off the computer and went downstairs in flip-flops to find food.

Unkempt and decadent, this is the status quo of his life, no different from most brick-moving gangsters who are full-time.

Lu Xiaohua's family was not well-off and could not afford to support the education of the two brothers, so Lu Xiaohua dropped out of school early to find a job.Lu Xiaohua was lucky enough to buy a lottery ticket and won 50 yuan not long after he came out, so he gave half of it to his family and half to buy a small house for himself—the money could still be used as money in the early years.

Knowing that his house only had his name written on it, his parents and younger brother came to quarrel several times, and then the property owner rushed over and drove them away.

Lu Xiaohua laughed for a long time at the empty house, and finally cried out.

He has no home after that.

Lu Xiaohua chatted with the boss for a few words, ordered a bowl of the cheapest braised egg noodles, and ate it in big mouthfuls.

The boss Yinyin advises: "Xiaohua, I always feel something is wrong recently. It seems that some strange people are wandering around. You must be careful when you are alone."

Lu Xiaohua grinned: "If the thieves can find money from me, I will be convinced to them and offer it with both hands, and I will never feel bad!"

The boss said cheerfully after hearing this: "That's right, you are so poor that you don't even want to eat meat noodles!" He said, he picked up a spoonful of cooked mutton from the side, "The boss gave it to you, look at your small body , If you don’t fill it up, you won’t be able to read it.”

Lu Xiaohua was also polite, and thanked with a smile: "Thank you, boss!"

Lu Xiaohua returned home with a full stomach, and was about to lie down for a while before getting up to conceive a new idea, when he saw a few guys wearing sunglasses staring at him in his room—it was the same as the one in their hands that came from somewhere. Compare photos.

Lu Xiaohua said: "What are you doing? Breaking and robbing? You have come to the wrong place..."

The leading man in sunglasses said directly to the left and right: "Take it away."

Lu Xiaohua was caught in the car just like that.

Outnumbered and outnumbered, after sitting in the car, Lu Xiaohua not only obediently let go, but also said spinelessly: "What are you guys trying to do? Just say it, I will definitely cooperate..."

Brother Sunglasses didn't say anything, he just led Lu Xiaohua to a few places and fiddled with him from head to toe. After the end, Lu Xiaohua had undergone a radical change - only referring to the appearance.

As soon as Lu Xiaohua looked in the mirror, he immediately recognized who was in the mirror - isn't this his brilliant student brother!Bell is delicate and beautiful, and Bell is seductive!

Lu Xiaohua laughed loudly: "What do you want to do?"

Brother Sunglasses said: "Let's talk about the pain of our boss' lovesickness."

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

Damn, black will be more artistic than yourself!It seems that the plan to improve personal cultural accomplishment is urgent!

Lu Xiaohua soon met the boss of Brother Sunglasses.

Compared with the dark temperament of the sunglasses guy, this person looks much more harmless, and looks a little weak, as if he will fall down if the wind blows.

However, Lu Xiaohua's eyes are sharp, and he can see all kinds of certificates and opened swords in the closet at a glance. From the randomness of the placement, these things are not even worth showing off to the master. Can't say, just put it there and don't bother to throw it away.

Lu Xiaohua immediately corrected his attitude and said hello obediently: "Hi, my name is Lu Xiaohua, nice to meet you!" In order to show that he understands civility and manners, Lu Xiaohua added a friendly laugh, "——haha."

The sickly boss said: "Lu Xiaohua? That's really ugly."

"Yes, yes, it's really ugly." Lu Xiaohua hurriedly nodded in agreement, hoping that the other party would let him go quickly because of his ugly name.

Unexpectedly, the other party grabbed his chin and said, "But it really looks like my Xiao Linzi."

Lu Xiaohua was terrified after thinking carefully, and quickly covered his lower body: "I will never leave the palace! You don't want to succeed!"

"..."