The Melancholy of a Third-Rate Writer

Lu Xiaohua has lived an ideal life, and he doesn't want to leave.

Food, drink, clothing and housing are included, unlimited XX cards can be swiped at will, and there are estimated to be travel benefits from time to time in the middle of the year, which is great!You have to work hard decisively, where else can you find such a good job?

The fly in the ointment is that you have to be there when the boss calls!But for house dwellers, as long as they have a computer and a network cable to go anywhere, it’s just another place to live.Lu Xiaohua, an excellent stand-in, after fulfilling his duty of "comforting the boss's lovesickness", is still having fun on the Internet happily as usual.

Lu Xiaohua is a third-rate writer who is not black or popular. The first thing he does when surfing the Internet every day is to search for comments related to himself on the Internet, but the results are often very little.

It's a really sad story.

As soon as Lu Xiaohua was sad, he started to fill in his new hole again.This is another sweet girly love story. The male second is 90.00% in front of the male protagonist and is responsible for being a little birdie beside the male protagonist. There are many, and many Xiao Hei Hei, who have hacked him, expressed with relief: "This time Xiaolu Juju's opening posture is actually correct!"

Only Doubi readers are a little confused: "What happened to the troubled times?"

Lu Xiaohua said: "When the time comes, the male lead will rebel, the male lead's wives will fight against each other, and the empire created by the male lead will be divided between the wives and the male lead, and the world will fall into chaos from now on.

Amusing readers: "..."

Lu Xiaohua clicked on the forum where the readers are often confused, and immediately saw a brand new crying post.

Downstairs followed a group of very jubilant book friends:

"Damn it, I have a bad feeling when I see the host's vest!"

"I also have a feeling of bad luck!"

"Could it be Xiaolu Juju again, hahahahaha I tell you to jump into the pit without fear of death!"

"Handsome, I've always planned to read his articles. Those who have a premonition upstairs really deserve it!"

Lu Xiaohua happily closed the page, and rolled around on the soft king-class bed.

This is what the butler saw when he came in.

"..."

"..."

Four eyes facing each other.

Lu Xiaohua got up quickly, and showed a gentle and polite smile to the housekeeper, very much like his talented younger brother.

If it weren't for the butler's confidence in his eyesight, he would have been fooled by him!But can the butler be fooled by him?The butler's expression at this moment can only be described as distorted!

Seeing that the housekeeper was not used to his professional face, Lu Xiaohua immediately showed his true colors, rubbed his hands, and said enviously: "This bed is so soft! It's so big!"

"..."

The butler begins to perform his duties.

"The boss asked me to ask you what major do you miss?"

"..."

"If you can't figure it out, I'll ask a consultant to give you some advice."

"...Can you give me the consultant's money?"

"...No." The housekeeper said meticulously, "Anyway, you have to read out your diploma as soon as possible. The minimum education for our bodyguards is a bachelor's degree. It's too embarrassing that you haven't even finished high school. The boss said you can't do it."

"I seem to have heard something strange..."

"The boss said it's hard to play." The butler repeated the strange part with dedication.

"It's wrong to discriminate! Junior high school graduates have no human rights!"

"..."

When Lu Xiaohua saw the boss at night, he immediately had a premonition that something was going wrong.

This premonition was even stronger when the boss followed him upstairs, and it was even stronger when the boss put him in his arms to read company materials.

Lu Xiaohua said with a mournful face: "I, I have been constipated recently!"

The boss said: "Judging from the situation recorded by the housekeeper, you are normal."

Lu Xiaohua said in horror: "You guys are so insane! Is there any more privacy? You don't respect people!"

The boss put Lu Xiaohua on the bed and said, "I heard that some people want to fight for the human rights of junior high school graduates. I have always respected people."

"Hahaha who is so stupid! What kind of human rights do junior high school graduates need! People who graduated from high school didn't shout... Ugh!"

"tasty."

"Next time I will eat garlic!" Lu Xiaohua was furious!

"..."

……

"Next time I'll eat chili!"

When Lu Xiaohua got up in the morning, he supported his waist and shouted in grief and indignation.

The passing housekeeper quickly added pepper to the "forbidden food types" ordered by the boss.

He is very satisfied with his professional sense.

What a considerate housekeeper!

Lu Xiaohua expresses his sorrow at the inexplicable loss of his virginity in the otaku forum.

Friends in the otaku forum comforted each other: "Many people want to lose it, but they can't lose it!"

Lu Xiaohua was right when he thought about it. It was difficult to get out of the group in the past, and it was not easy to find such a high-quality massager as the boss, although what he needs more is an inflatable doll... Oh no, look at his talent!He wants a girlfriend!girlfriend!

Thinking about it, Lu Xiaohua was pleasantly surprised to find that his virginity was still there!He replied with relief: "It's okay, it's okay, I suddenly thought that I just got hurt in the back, the real magic weapon has not been consecrated yet, and the virgin is not lost! Let this post sink hahahahahaha."

"..."

"..."

"Things seem to be getting sadder."

"It's very sad, and the landlord is so funny that he doesn't know it."

"Lost owner, just be silly, if you go on like this, you will definitely be able to keep your virginity for the rest of your life [candle]"

"I'll leave the group to show you some other day!" Lu Xiaohua said angrily.

Lu Xiaohua was depressed by the noise from the otaku forum, so he opened a pornographic website without saying a word, and started to improvise.

The article tells the story of a powerful and powerful boss who is down and out, and is treated like this and that by more than a dozen male subordinates in sunglasses.

Lu Xiaohua is not very proficient in this and that of gay guys, most of the tricks are copying the normal Xiao Huangwen.As a full-time third-rate writer, Lu Xiaohua can write as fast as he wants, as dirty as he wants, as dirty as he wants...

That night, when Lu Xiaohua boarded Xiaohuang.com and was about to continue updating Xiaohuangwen, he found that Xiaohuang.com had been blocked!

Lu Xiaohua recklessly opened a second pornographic website and started uploading...

As soon as he refreshed, Xiaohuangwang actually died again!

And at this time the door opened, and the boss was standing at the door with a smile on his face.

Lu Xiaohua: "...hehe," he greeted friendlyly, "You are back!"

The boss said: "Yeah, I'm back, I'm back [beep——] you."

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

This is a line of dialogue in his little yellow text. After the man in the sunglasses finished this line, he began to inhumanely [beep——] to the boss.

Lu Xiaohua had a bad premonition in his heart!

Lu Xiaohua said with a mournful face, "I...I ate chili last night!"

The boss said: "It doesn't matter, I just like this, it's exciting."

"..."

Can you please stop memorizing the lines so well!

You shouldn't be cheap!Don't be cheap!

"I also remember the patterns very well." The boss gave Lu Xiaohua a deadly make-up.

So Lu Xiaohua started a desolate night of letting mermaids eat mermaids...