The Melancholy of a Third-Rate Writer

Subject: I have a question that I can't think of...

Lu Xiaohua, who just got up from the bed at noon, made a frantic headline, and began to talk about his doubts in the otaku forum: Why do I use a certain person as the protagonist to write a small yellow article on the Internet, and the owner will know?

The post quickly became a trending post, and the responses were all very harmonious: "Submissions are not killed!"

Lu Xiaohua yelled at the case: "I'll go, you bastards are more insane than me!"

Lu Xiaohua can only make a rational analysis on his own: ①The big boss himself also reads Xiao Huangwen. From the big boss's weak physical condition and uncontrollable physiological needs, it is very possible! ②Xiaohuangwang.com is run by the big boss. Judging from the big boss's dark background and rape style, how could this kind of pornographic business be missing the big boss!The more you think about it, the more possible it is!

Lu Xiaohua mosaiced out the relevant information and posted his inferences.

Someone saw him looking for answers so earnestly and persistently, so Yu Xin couldn't bear to tell him the most likely answer: "Have you never thought that your computer is being monitored?"

"..."

Lu Xiaohua replied in grief and indignation: "Monitor my computer, I am at odds with you!!!!!!!!!!"

After a while, Lu Xiaohua's door was opened again.

The boss said calmly, "I raped you, but I didn't rape you."

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

Should he be indignant or indignant or indignant?

He just implements the life principle of "since you can't resist, then lie down and enjoy it"!

The boss continued to add fuel to the fire over there: "Inconsistent means that you won't stand up when I stand up? Since you are so determined, let's see if you can do it right away."

Lu Xiaohua burst into tears: "Stop, don't come over!"

Lu Xiaohua was physically and mentally injured, and the updates became one after another, vacillating.

This is incredible for a full-time party like "Xiaolu Luankang". You must know that Xiaolu Luankang is a person who has been on the celebrity list of the website-because he has been working continuously for five consecutive days and is very diligent, he was pushed by the website. Come out and wear a little red flower to accept the award!

As soon as Lu Xiaohua went online, he received a concerned greeting from Doubi readers: "What's wrong with you, Xiaolu? The update has become very unstable, and it almost didn't update yesterday!"

Thinking of Lu Xiaohua's blood and tears, yesterday he struggled to crawl out of the big boss's arms, knocked out a new chapter and stepped on it!He was moved by himself!

Lu Xiaohua wiped away his tears: "I can't eat anymore, so I went out to find a part-time job, which was exhausting and exhausting, and the boss was so cruel, he tortured the employees inhumanely at every turn, the employees were devastated physically and mentally! "

Doubi readers were very sympathetic, and said with tears in their eyes: "It's really hard work! Please resign, Mr. Lu. I just started working this month, and I've got my salary! I'll go and give you [-] as a reward for your new book." Great League!"

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

Lu Xiaohua likes to play Doubi Reader because this Doubi Reader is a novice student party with no sense of interest. In the beginning, this fellow read pirated texts, and only under his guidance did he understand how to read genuine ones.

Usually Doubi readers seldom talk about family affairs, but occasionally when recharging, they say: "Master, I have poured in all the breakfast money for this month!" From this inference, Lu Xiaohua thinks that Doubi readers are from poor families just like himself. Children, so amusing more cheerfully.

I didn't expect this guy to make a lot of money as soon as he worked!One shot is ten thousand!Couldn't have had more fun!

Lu Xiaohua took out the self-control he was proud of, and resisted the urge to rush up and tell the funny reader the bank card password, and let him send the money directly!

He is a man of integrity!

Lu Xiaohua looked at the rewards that were quickly posted on the page, thinking about whether to give a rational answer with the rationality that a writer should have, or an ecstatic answer with a wagging tail.

In the end, Lu Xiaohua still couldn't make up his mind, so he simply unplugged the power, got into the quilt, covered his head and let his mind empty.

Lu Xiaohua started writing articles very early. At that time, he was not even good at typing. He heard that the editor said in the forum that this website would make money if he wrote a lot, so he began to work hard on typing speed to earn full attendance.

Later, I met other writers on the website. When I inquired, most of them were college students who sneaked in to write an article; or they were civil servants who had nothing to do to earn pocket money.People like him who haven't finished junior high school usually disappear when it comes to the topic of academic qualifications.

Usually Lu Xiaohua lurks in the group and listens to other people chatting all over the world, regularly searches for information according to their topics, and slowly can chat with them.

The first manuscript fee he received was only 2000 yuan. The book had a full 100 million words, but it was so badly written that there were no recommendations or subscriptions at all. The income was all due to full attendance.At that time, Lu Xiaohua was so cruel that he took out all of it and bought the book—it was the first time he spent so much money for himself, and it was also the first time he realized the importance of knowledge.

It's not that Lu Xiaohua has never fantasized that he can join the Silver League and the Golden League in this book, and then participate in the dream realization project, publish a book, adapt a game, adapt a TV, and so on.

But Lu Xiaohua also knew that he was not that kind of material at all. He had already worked so hard to catch up with the average level, and if he thought about it more, he was really exhausted.

Lu Xiaohua is a little uncomfortable with the sudden transformation of funny readers into local tyrants, as if he has lost a friend who can talk nonsense casually.

Lu Xiaohua lay down with his head covered for a while, jumped up and coded three chapters in a row, and directly logged into the backstage to post.He didn't look at other messages, and turned off the computer without any hope.

Lu Xiaohua fell asleep, and when he woke up in a daze, his mobile phone was busy ringing.

Lu Xiaohua took it over and took a look, it turned out to be an editor!

Lu Xiaohua answered the phone: "My lord, what are your orders! I'm listening!"

The editor's voice was very excited: "Tell me what kind of luck you have today, a silver alliance just came, and a gold alliance came, [-]! I gave you a reward of [-]! Hurry up and get more!" Chapter thank you!"

Lu Xiaohua's cell phone dropped in shock.

Golden Alliance!Isn't it funny than readers?Even if he digs a gold mine, he can't cash out so quickly!

Lu Xiaohua hung up the phone in a daze, and was about to turn on the computer to check, when the phone rang again.

It turned out to be the boss calling.

Lu Xiaohua greeted quickly: "My lord, what are your orders! I'm listening!"

The boss asked: "... There can only be one article in the Silver League?"

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

He has a bad feeling again!

Lu Xiaohua said cautiously: "Yes, only the first book friend who rewards [-] is the Silver League..."

The boss said: "No wonder he wasn't dismissed, but the Gold League should have a higher status than the Silver League, right?"

Lu Xiaohua: "...Yes."

The boss said: "Very well, now I am your Golden Alliance. Although what you write is quite ugly, I am still used to occupying my territory."

You thought you were a dog!It still takes up space!