The Melancholy of a Third-Rate Writer

Wherever Lu Xiaohua goes, there will always be bloody storms.

For example, his little vest on Tintin is now in the center of the vortex.

The subscriptions of "The 29-Year-Old Heroine" continued to hit new highs, and the editor couldn't hold it anymore, so he privately asked Lu Xiaohua to update him more and hit the gold list on the homepage.

Lu Xiaohua didn't quite understand the concept of "more updates" on Tintin.com, and asked: "[-] updates per day, or [-] updates per day? How long will it take to explode?"

Editor Ding Ding: "..."

Editor Ding Ding: "Let's give it a try. By the way, you can also participate in the new competition on the website. Your subject matter is easy to adapt. Participating in this event has a natural advantage!"

Lu Xiaohua also had this idea under the instigation of the group of hurt people who "scraped three thousand little slings in anger", and he agreed as soon as Editor Ding Ding opened his mouth.

Unexpectedly, after a while, editor Ding Ding sent him another contact number.

Lu Xiaohua: "???"

Editor Ding Ding: "This is the number of the publishing editor of our website, you can add her, she has something to talk to you." After speaking, as if afraid that Lu Xiaohua would not understand, Editor Ding Ding added, "Maybe a publishing house has taken a fancy to yours. Wen, I want to show you the quotation."

This was completely beyond Lu Xiaohua's expectation. While adding the editor's number, he privately poked his master: "Do you think this is reliable?"

Xiaoaotianxia said: "The publishing of Dingding.com is quite reliable, and the official handling is generally no problem."

Lu Xiaohua's friend application was approved, and the publishing editor gave him an offer from the publishing house.

Lu Xiaohua ran to ask Xiaoao Tianxia's quotation again, Xiaoao Tianxia nodded after reading it: "For newcomers, this quotation is no problem."

Lu Xiaohua figured it out, and replied to the publishing editor that he was willing to accept it, and the two sides quickly finalized the number of words and the delivery date for the manuscript.

Lu Xiaohua was not too happy. After following Ke Lao's new book, he understood better than anyone how many twists and turns a book has to go through before it goes public. It's too early to be happy now!

Lu Xiaohua didn't tell too many people the news, and continued to save the manuscript and add updates according to editor Ding Ding's wishes.

Daily updates of [-] are already at the top of the food chain on Ding Ding.com, and the editor arranged a rare recommendation for Lu Xiaohua, so on the fifth day after he was listed and updated, he finally landed in On the homepage monthly list.

Lu Xiaohua's subscription ratio was once close to one to one, but later the exposure rate increased, and the collection approached [-], and the gap in subscriptions widened.

But the results are still so good that even editor Ding Ding broke his glasses.

After verifying the data, editor Ding Ding said four words to Lu Xiaohua with a smile on his face: "Come on and update!"

Lu Xiaohua was working hard to save the manuscript, when the group of "Three Thousand Small Suspenders of Anger" suddenly jumped out.

The crowd was very excited--

"Fuck, the fighting power of the girls is also very brutal!"

"Look, little deer, you've been hung on the wall again, and you'll be skinned right away!"

"You must have been a target in your previous life. No matter how well you pretend, it's useless. Wherever you go, you will be bloody!"

Lu Xiaohua followed the link they threw up and clicked in to have a look. He was amused.

The title is very sensational: "The trend of RMB players everywhere is finally coming to Tintin! What I'm talking about is the story of the old woman!"

Lu Xiaohua looked at the main building, thinking that his newcomer airborne monthly list and gold list are unscientific, and the data is unbelievably high.After repeated investigations, the host confirmed that Lu Xiaohua is a RMB player and a habitual offender. This time he came to Dingding.com to harm Dingding!It's just ulterior motives!It's just ruining Tintin's atmosphere!

The host patiently dug up a lot of old stuff from the back garden, saying that he got his position by throwing money at the end of the writing, which is very shameless and vile!

Finally, the central idea is summarized: Renminbi players get out of Tintin!

Lu Xiaohua spent some time looking through the "historical relics" of the Ding Ding forum, and found that this kind of hanging on the wall is a traditional activity, and he has found out a lot of articles that spend money on the top.He was also very surprised by the result of his essay, but he had already told the housekeeper and Cousin Doubi not to spend money, if there were still problems, it would definitely be out of his control.

He has a clear conscience about this.

Lu Xiaohua closed the webpage and went to class.

Unexpectedly, as soon as he left, the live broadcast of the money-throwing scene began on the forum.

There are quite a lot of black people in Xiaolu Luanchuang now, but there are also many diehards.Originally, Lu Xiaohua was immersed in updating the text, but not many people noticed that he ran to open a small vest to transform, but some good people transferred the wall posts on the Tintin forum to the back garden, and the people who were strolling in the back garden transferred the content to various readers group.

So after the news spread, Xiaolu's chaotic fans and blacks were dispatched one after another, and they flocked to the article "29-year-old heroine". Luan Bang is a woman." "Damn it, this is written too badly." "Damn it, I actually want to look down to see if I'm broken"...

Finally, the message in the last chapter of the public chapter became a neat and unified sentence: "Register! Recharge! Buy, buy, buy!"

At the same time, several of Lu Xiaohua's alliance leaders also followed, seeing that the reward on Dingding.com was only 100 yuan at most, they all heroically threw several deep-water torpedoes at Lu Xiaohua.

Someone transferred the rewarding events here one by one to the forum, and the posts gradually quieted down.

It seems that this time I really wronged others, this is called a RMB player!

With such a reader base, what kind of data do you still need to read? Just raise your arms and call!

The turmoil on the wall passed away without a sound, and the result was that the collection of the article "29-year-old heroine" broke through the [-] mark in just half a day, and the position of the gold list on the homepage advanced by three places. Overlord ticket rankings also squeezed into the top [-]!

This impressive achievement was reported back to the group of "Small Slings in front of the Angry Brush", and everyone was a little silent.

Someone couldn't help but ask the editor: "Little Luzi is playing so well, so there won't be any opinions from above?"

This is taking the reader to another website!

The editor said: "It doesn't matter, I have everything."

It's not that the editor has any background, but he is familiar with the management. At this time last year, Lu Xiaohua was indeed just a small author on the website, and he was a half-black but not popular, and he was miserable.However, in the second half of last year, Lu Xiaohua's luck improved, and the writing became better and better, and his popularity continued to rise.According to the management, Lu Xiaohua seems to have hooked up with some powerful person, and that side directly became a shareholder of the company, in order to protect Lu Xiaohua!

The editor didn't really believe this statement at first, but after watching the two battles for the Golden Alliance in Lu Xiaohua's article, he had to admit that this statement was very likely to be true!

The editor said: "Readers are always mobile. It is true that Xiao Luzi brought them there, but their reading preferences are still with us, and they will not stay with Ding Ding forever. What should you do? I will explain this clearly to my superiors!"

Lu Xiaohua didn't know that he just went to class for half a day, and the situation on Ding Ding changed drastically.

By the time he knew it was already too late, because Doubi's cousin and the housekeeper were so happy to see others throwing money at it, they couldn't sit still!They joined the ranks of rewards one after another, and instantly pushed Wen into the top [-] on the list of Bawang votes!

The boss knew about this situation earlier than Lu Xiaohua. When he returned home, he found that the housekeeper was not there, and only the big dog was lying at the door and flicking its tail at him very loudly.

The boss said, "Where's the housekeeper?"

The big dog graciously took the boss upstairs.

Then the boss saw that the butler was concentrating on rewarding Lu Xiaohua and going to the forum to refute those black Lu Xiaohua's remarks.

The boss asks: "Let the kitchen cook?"

housekeeper:"……"

The butler is dedicated to the life of the family. For example, in case they are not eating to their liking, he personally checks the daily menu to rest assured. He accidentally forgot about it just now!

The butler said, "I'm going to order the menu now!"

The boss watched the butler leave, opened the chair and sat down to browse the pages that the butler hadn't closed.

The first is a complicated information package, which has such titles: "Fan Ding Ding Terminology Encyclopedia", "A Complete Guide for Newcomers to Diving for Three Months", "Fan Black Melee Survival Strategy", "I advise you not to post/reply like this"...

boss:"……"

I don't understand.

The boss continued to click on other pages, and saw that Lu Xiaohua was scolded as a RMB player!

The boss studied for a while, and keenly realized that this was another opportunity to occupy the territory!

The boss is not very familiar with the interface of DingDing.com, so he called the secretary girl and asked her to register for an account on DingDing.com, and make sure to hit the account number one on the list of Bawang votes.

The secretary girl is already very proficient in such additional businesses, such as registration, recharging, and spending money and money.

As soon as the new round of tipping battles came out, the onlookers were completely numb, and their mentality became "I'll see how much more you can drop" when watching the show.

When Lu Xiaohua returned home and turned on the computer after dinner, he was in a bad mood.

Who can tell him what happened during the half day he went to class!

Lu Xiaohua couldn't do anything about the article interface of the melee between the pink and the black and Lei Qifei, so he ran to the editor of Ding Ding: "I really didn't make it myself!"

Editor Ding Ding said: "Don't worry, you are not breaking the rules!"

The value of a god-level author is that readers will follow him. This is why many websites spend a lot of money to find great gods. They can bring huge traffic to the website!

Lu Xiaohua is certainly not a great master, but he has been writing articles for seven or eight years, and he has followed a lot of die-hard fans, as well as a lot of die-hard crooks. He received a lot of attention at the beginning and end of the article, and he is a particularly topical author. Casually can set off a bloodbath!

Like this time, Lu Xiaohua's landing in the sky played a certain role in stimulating the atmosphere of the website!

The most obvious one is the Homepage Overlord List, which is the ranking of the total number of Overlord votes within seven days. Usually, two or three hundred landmines can make an article stay on the homepage for a week.However, Lu Xiaohua’s own local tyrant army was airborne, which greatly stimulated other readers. Seeing that the beloved author was overtaken all of a sudden, they began to spontaneously throw thunder at the beloved author. By noon, all the articles with a reward of less than five hundred Depressed home page!

In fact, there are precedents for this kind of practice on those websites at the end. Sometimes websites want to stimulate the enthusiasm for rewards and will deliberately open an account to pay a certain author a lot of money, so as to arouse the enthusiasm of book lovers!

The degree of commercialization of Dingding.com is relatively low, and such a thing has never happened before.

Editor Ding Ding was a little excited after thinking about it, and said to Lu Xiaohua: "Don't worry about what other people say, just update the article well."

Lu Xiaohua accepted the order obediently.

Lu Xiaohua scanned the interface, and within a day he gained ten cute masters, all of whom spent more than [-] dollars; two overlords, who spent more than [-] dollars, and one was close to [-]; directly over [-]...

The highest reward on Tintin.com is [-], which means this guy has to hit it at least [-] times!

There are not many guys with this kind of carelessness... Could it be a funny cousin!

Lu Xiaohua was confused when the boss came out wrapped in a towel.

Seeing that Lu Xiaohua was still thinking about it, the boss said, "What are you thinking about?"

Lu Xiaohua said: "I'm wondering who is so free and gave me more than 100 rewards!"

The boss said: "Let me take a look." He turned to Lu Xiaohua's "little wife", "Oh, this is the account that my secretary opened for me, and it happens to be the abbreviation of my name."

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

The boss sullenly said, "Aren't you happy to give you some pocket money?"

Lu Xiaohua said: "You just want to take up territory again..."

The boss looked at him.

Lu Xiaohua changed his words without changing his face: "You are so kind to me!"

The boss looked at a dialog box that flashed under his eyes, and asked, "Angrily brushing three thousand small slings, what is this?"

Lu Xiaohua said: "The group name they randomly picked up! It has no other meaning!"

"That's literally what it means," said the boss.

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

Before Lu Xiaohua could stop it, the boss had already clicked on the dialog box.

Lu Xiaohua glanced at it, and took a few steps back decisively.Then he quickly ran into the bathroom, raised his hand and slammed the bathroom door: "I'll take a shower first!"

Needless to say, the group is celebrating his successful entry into Tintin's three thousand little sling!Everyone asked him to seize the time to solve the single problem and better integrate into it, so as to help others get out of singles with all their strength!

Lu Xiaohua's fragile little heart could not calm down for a long time, silently took out his mobile phone and squatted on the toilet to post online: "Emergency football help, what should I do if my wife finds out that I am having sex with someone else..."

The author has something to say:

Mr. Ri Geng said: "Today's Mid-Autumn Festival, I always feel that something is missing."

The Manuscript Boxer said, "Young Master, I'll help you buy whatever you want."

Mr. Ri Geng said, "I just can't remember."