The Melancholy of a Third-Rate Writer

Lu Xiaohua has been squatting on the toilet for 10 minutes.

The replies to the post are varied——

Option [-], kneeling down to beg for mercy, crying bitterly and expressing that he will never make the same mistake again. The derivative methods include kneeling on the washboard, kneeling on the keyboard, kneeling... there are all kinds of kneeling.

Plan [-], money offensive, send money, flowers, jewelry, gifts to the wife's elation.

Plan three, don't admit your mistakes, show your manly side, express "I am such a man" and "be patient or get out".

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

None of them are reliable! "

Lu Xiaohua was about to turn off the "little wife" and continue pretending to be a contemplator, when he was knocked privately by the stork and raccoon on the forum: "Nimma, you use the jar as a world of emotions, right?"

Lu Xiaohua: "...I'm going to complain about your abuse of power! I'm clearly wearing a vest!"

Stork and Ripe Ape: "With the tone of your main building, no one in the old altar would recognize it. You're good, kid. I haven't seen you for a long time and now you have a wife. I'm pitiful, and I'm still single."

Lu Xiaohua said: "...Don't mention it, I'm worried now. I'm still squatting in the toilet, I don't know how I will die when I get out later!"

The stork and raccoon acted as a bosom sister: "You just say what you say, it's okay, just admit your mistake. Let me tell you, isn't there a virtual boyfriend that is very popular recently? I am short of money to go to a part-time job." , I found that many people are so idle, I have encountered several deals that cost a lot of money to let me pretend to be an affair partner!"

Lu Xiaohua: "...It seems that your business is doing well."

The stork raccoon said quietly: "I'm not like you. I have a strong aura of attracting local tyrants. I can earn so much even by changing a website and opening a vest. It's rare to have a part-time job that can make money just by talking about it. Of course I have to Seize the opportunity to grab one."

Lu Xiaohua knew this stork raccoon a long time ago. He has a very cool name called "Tian Tian Shuai Xing". At that time, the stork raccoon was just in high school. The man of the hour in the movie was arrested and turned into a stork or cub.

He was the one who discovered Lu Yulin lurking here and tipped off Lu Xiaohua.

Lu Xiaohua said: "Come on, maybe you will meet true love!"

The stork raccoon seems to have been holding back for a long time. After meeting Lu Xiaohua, who can complain, he immediately complained: "I really love you, I have been chased and killed by people as an adulterer several times, and I have been reported to close the shop several times. I am really tired." I don’t think you love me! I’m a pure virtual boyfriend, and I don’t engage in pornographic chats, so why report me!” The more he talked, the more sad he became, if Lu Xiaohua was in front of him, he would definitely hold Lu Xiaohua and cry bitterly.

The stork and racoon monkey complained for more than half an hour.

After listening to Guan Liyuan repeatedly expressing how hard it is for him to earn an hour's money, Lu Xiaohua was in awe: "...It's hard work."

The stork and raccoon monkey said: "There is business coming, let's not talk about it, we will talk about it later."

Lu Xiaohua waved goodbye to the stork and raccoon monkey, and found that his legs were a little numb. Looking around, he suddenly remembered that he was still hiding in the bathroom.

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

Is it too late for him to kneel on the keyboard now!

Lu Xiaohua rubbed his numb calf, walked carefully to the door, opened a crack and looked out.

The boss is sitting on the bed and reading a book.

Lu Xiaohua ran so fast that he even forgot to bring his underwear, so he stretched out his hand to wrap the towel tightly, and tiptoed towards the closet.

The boss's gloomy voice sounded from behind him: "Are you willing to come out?"

Lu Xiaohua's chrysanthemum tightened, and even his balls felt a little cold.

Isn't he reading a book!

The boss stared at the stiff back and said, "Come here."

Lu Xiaohua could only obediently run over to show his hospitality: "Misunderstandings are all misunderstandings."

The boss pulled him into his arms and asked him to explain in a very reasonable way: "You are talking about a misunderstanding."

Lu Xiaohua said: "Those are a group of poor bachelors. How dare I tell them that I am out of singles. This will blind their eyes and stab their hearts. It is too cruel! It is so heartless! How can I do this kind of thing? Come out!"

The boss said, "Oh."

Lu Xiaohua continued to work hard: "I went to DingDing.com to dig a hole because I found that I was not good at describing women, so I wanted to exercise myself. It's really meaningless."

The boss said, "Then what are you hiding?"

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

Yes, what is he hiding!

The boss said: "And you have been hiding for so long, what were you doing there just now?"

Lu Xiaohua shook his head hastily: "I didn't do anything, I just accidentally forgot the time..."

The boss looked calm: "Take out the phone."

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

Lu Xiaohua: "...I was chatting with someone just now."

With an expression of "I knew it", the boss repeated what he said just now: "Take out your phone."

Lu Xiaohua refused to obey: "Respect privacy! Respect privacy, you know! If I chase you and want to check your mobile phone, will you give it to me!"

The boss took out the phone from one side and handed it to him.

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

Seeing that it was already a difficult situation to ride a tiger, Lu Xiaohua became more courageous, grabbed the boss's mobile phone and started to "check the post".

His mobile phone also fell into the hands of the boss.

Lu Xiaohua clicked on the boss's mobile phone and looked through various records, and found that this guy's life was quite boring. Apart from work-related things in the phone, there were occasional private messages that belonged to Little Bell Lafayette and the others. There was nothing interesting at all!

Lu Xiaohua could only nitpick: "You bought such an expensive mobile phone, but it doesn't use any functions, isn't that a waste of money!"

The boss said, "You make the best use of everything."

Lu Xiaohua said: "Don't look down on my little concubine!"

As soon as these words came out, Lu Xiaohua felt the temperature around him drop several degrees.

Lu Xiaohua shrank back.

The boss reached out and clasped his neck: "Little concubine?"

Lu Xiaohua's heart was flustered, but he still patiently explained: "...the desktop computer is the big wife, and you dislike it so much that you can only stay with the housekeeper, and the notebook is the little wife, so I escaped for the time being. Now, the mobile phone can only be used as a concubine!"

The boss said: "It seems that you are quite happy and enjoy the blessings of everyone."

Lu Xiaohua: "Where is it, I couldn't afford a wife before, so I can only live a sex addiction like this..."

The boss bit him hard.

Lu Xiaohua burst into tears in pain: "Bastard, you are a dog! You are a dog and you bite people. Be careful, I am in a hurry with you!"

The boss is reasonable, and he is not afraid of Lu Xiaohua's resistance: "Then the wife in 'what if my wife finds out that I'm with someone else' refers to your computer?"

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

What a shame!

Lu Xiaohua squatted on the toilet for almost an hour, his legs were numb, and the boss tossed him so hard that he was completely weak.

The boss got cheap and acted like a good boy: "Your physical strength seems to be getting worse and worse, you have to go to the gym to exercise."

Lu Xiaohua was so angry that his eyes were brighter than usual: "You should go to the gym to eliminate the fire. No matter how strong your physical strength is, you can't stand this kind of game!" The pain was deeper, the pain made him break out in cold sweat, and tears fell out of his eyes.

The boss blocked his lips to block the curse he was about to blurt out, and took advantage of the situation to move more bravely.

Unable to even scold the boss severely, Lu Xiaohua wished he could bite off the boss's tongue.

The boss loves his wild wolf cub expression.

The next day, Lu Xiaohua almost overslept, and after waking up, it took him a while to get down to the ground normally.

After going downstairs, the butler looked at him worriedly again, and said, "You usually get up very early, what's the matter today? You have class in the morning, and I've packed breakfast for you!"

The boss sat on the sofa and read the newspaper as if nothing had happened.

Lu Xiaohua gritted his teeth and said, "...Thank you! I'm fine!"

After Lu Xiaohua went out with breakfast, the butler asked the boss what happened.

The boss knew that the housekeeper's heart was already on Lu Xiaohua's side, so he put on a sad look: "Yesterday I found out why Lu Xiaohua went to the new website to write articles. Isn't there a lot of girls on that website? He actually wants to go there to find girls." Children fall in love."

The housekeeper couldn't believe it: "This is impossible!"

The boss continued to be sad: "I didn't believe it either, so I asked him what was going on, but he hid in the bathroom and refused to come out. I can't believe it or not." He told the housekeeper what he found with reason, and then cooperated The newspaper in his hand sighed faintly, "I was the one who forced him to stay by my side. If he didn't say anything, he must have other thoughts in his heart."

The housekeeper was anxious, he said: "Xiaohua is not that kind of person!"

After speaking, the housekeeper still felt uneasy, picked up his mobile phone to call Lu Xiaohua, and asked Lu Xiaohua why he wanted to find someone behind his boss's back.

Lu Xiaohua was finishing breakfast, and almost choked to death after hearing the housekeeper's questioning.

Fuck that guy has also learned that the villain will sue first, this is the rhythm of getting thicker and thicker!

Lu Xiaohua can't always tell the butler what a painful "price" he has paid, so he can only obediently accept the butler's instruction.

While swearing at the boss countless times in his heart, he swore to the sky that he would be absolutely safe and unambiguous, and only then did he coax the serious butler into peace.

Lu Xiaohua was dealing with family disputes when he suddenly received a call from his cousin Doubi.

Lu Xiaohua quickly connected: "What's wrong?"

Cousin Doubi was silent for a moment, and said: "Xiao Linzi had an accident, I brought him back to the country, he was seriously injured, what should you do, if you don't want to see him, please help him find a nurse... "

Lu Xiaohua hadn't thought of the word "Lu Yulin" for a long time, and he was a little dazed when he heard the news.

Cousin Doubi hesitated for a moment, and said: "He was protecting me from my injuries... Because the Uris family intervened, our family's rivals jumped the wall to deal with me, Xiao Linzi didn't know how to get on line with them, and tipped me off. He was discovered. I asked someone to rescue him, but it was a step too late. After being sent to the hospital, his consciousness has not been very clear. When I went to see him, I heard him shouting 'brother' all the time. Lu Xiaohua, you guys Is there some misunderstanding... I don't think he is bad... But I don't know about you. I was supposed to take care of him, but when I went to see him, Uris caught him. I almost killed Xiao Linzi, so I sent him back to the hospital in China, and I will send the address to your mobile phone..."

Lu Xiaohua said: "I know."

Misunderstanding, how can there be any misunderstanding, the relationship between him and Lu Yulin is an unresolved bad debt, it would be best if it is cleared up, there is nothing to say at all.

But Lu Xiaohua was surprised that Lu Yulin would protect Cousin Doubi—maybe it was Cousin Doubi's wholehearted trust that made Lu Yulin regain his conscience!

Lu Xiaohua finished the morning class absent-mindedly.

He held his mobile phone for a long time, and finally called the boss cruelly: "I have something to do at noon, and I may not be able to go home in time for dinner."

The boss asked, "What's the matter?"

Lu Xiaohua paused and said, "You should know."

The boss said, "I want you to tell me yourself."

Lu Xiaohua was silent.

The boss said, "Tell me right now if you're going to be stupid again."

Lu Xiaohua said: "I just went to have a look, if he..."

The boss hung up the phone directly.

Lu Xiaohua stood there for a while, gritted his teeth, turned around and went straight to the hospital.

He wasn't soft-hearted, nor was he forgiving, but he just heard his cousin Doubi say that Lu Yulin's situation was particularly dangerous, and he suddenly remembered that he hadn't looked at his "father" so cruelly back then.

Then never see it again.

Lu Xiaohua knew he was committing a crime.

Once the person is gone, he can't remember the other party's indifference and cruelty to him, but only remembers that the other party has wavered when facing him.

I just remember that the other party will occasionally forget the grudges in his heart, and reach out to give him a short hug.

Even if the other party quickly changed his face and pushed him away, that little bit of warmth once illuminated his whole world.

No longer willing to face it, it was all his longing.

Painful and sweet.

Humble and greedy.

Even if you have figured it out, let go, and walked away, you still cannot remain indifferent in the face of life and death.

The author has something to say:

Mr. Ri Geng is not stupid, he can feel that Mr. Manuscript Box is hiding from him, and Mr. Ban Geng said that "you will regret it" which also made him keenly grasp something wrong.

Mr. Ri Geng asks people to find out the whereabouts of Mr. Shen Zhanghan.

Lord Shenzhan was getting drunk, when his drunken eyes were dim, he suddenly saw a familiar figure walking towards him.

Lord Shenzhan reached out and hugged him tightly: "I like you, I like you, I liked you the first time I saw you."

The confusion in Mr. Ri Geng's heart deepened, and he decided to find out what was going on, so he said arrogantly: "100 million, I'll buy you for one night."

#Medicine is gone#