The Melancholy of a Third-Rate Writer

Tiantian Shuaixing has recently changed his luck.

He worked very diligently, and soon won the unanimous approval of the program group, and his transfer is just around the corner!

Tian Tian Shuai Xing felt that everything started with good luck from the lucky draw of the upstarts.

So he enthusiastically wrote a [-]D evaluation for the small upstart.

In addition to the formal mobile phone performance test, there are also all kinds of disgusting confessions.

As a professional smooth-talking "master" who works part-time as a virtual boyfriend, Tian Tian Shuai Xing's evaluation quickly caused a sensation.

People who knew his real body posted on the forum to make a fuss: "Damn, handsome every day, when did you become gay!"

Tian Tian Shuai Xing said with a deep expression, "You guys don't understand."

Lu Xiaohua laughed aloud: "You don't understand, our commander-in-chief has always had an aptitude that can be flexed freely, whether it's disturbing or not depends on whether he meets a rich woman or a rich man."

Tian Tian Shuai Xing was unconvinced: "Why is it a rich woman and a rich man, but why can't it be Bai Fumei and Gao Fushuai!"

Onlookers: "What the fuck, that means you really admitted it, what a moral! Have you been eaten by a dog!"

Lu Xiaohua said: "Don't you tremble when you see Bai Fumei? Don't you tremble when you see Gao Fushuai? No matter how you look at it, an amiable rich woman and rich man are suitable for you!"

Shuai Xing every day: "... makes sense!"

Onlookers: "..."

Shuaixing and Lu Xiaohua talked nonsense for a while, then ran to prepare for the next day's work.

He didn't know that just after he closed the webpage, the little upstart came across the evaluation post he posted on the designated forum of the event.

The little upstart was very moved.

Tian Tianshuai woke up this stork raccoon ape. He had noticed it a long time ago. This guy spends his days in college and doesn't study serious things.After graduating, this guy stopped for a while. The little upstart only found out after being questioned by others that Tian Tian Shuai Xing was going to take care of his seriously ill mother.

The little nouveau riche has changed his mind about Tiantian Shuaixing.

In the eyes of the small nouveau riche, people with filial piety are not bad at all.

The little upstart was very happy to receive Tian Tian Shuai Xing's affectionate confession.He couldn't help but click on Tian Tian Shuai Wake up and looked through it, but most of the results were "Today's cooking was cut, and I was so handsome on the kitchen knife, I was dumbfounded!" "Ahahahahahaha I met a dog today , with a face like a chrysanthemum!" "The white shirt makes me look like a British gentleman, and the blue T-shirt makes me look like a melancholy prince. It's hard to choose!"...

Little upstart: "..."

This guy really lived up to his name, he was intoxicated almost every day!

It's just a bit of a two-way thing.

To the surprise of the small nouveau riche, Tiantian Shuaixing has a lot of fans, and there are thousands of comments on each Weibo.

The little nouveau riche clicked on it and had a good time. Most of the bottom line is "Look at the narcissistic dog posting on Weibo again", "You can post photos if you have the ability", "You are really shameless", "We won't let it go" your"……

The little upstart didn't understand the cause and effect, so he went to the forum to ask: "Who did the commander offend, why is Weibo so bloody!"

The insider enthusiastically explained: "Didn't the commander-in-chief once be a sailor? One time he took money to hack a celebrity group, but he didn't put on his vest carefully enough, so he was skinned directly. Fans chased him to Weibo." Scolding every day! The commander-in-chief often rebroadcasts the godly comments of those stupid fans, do you want to join the group and watch together?"

The small upstart also found it very interesting, so he decisively joined the group and followed Tiantianshuaixing.

Tian Tian Shuai Xing is a newcomer, he actively helps with everything, but he is exhausted by the time he gets off work.

He walked home, collapsed on the bed and had a good night's sleep.

The first thing Tian Shuai Xing does when he reopens his eyes is to take out his phone and scan various social software.

He casually posted a Weibo: "It is said that serious men are the most handsome, no wonder I am getting more and more handsome!"

In less than 5 minutes, the bottom of the new Weibo was occupied by counter-offensive fans, one or two began to sneer and give away ginseng roosters.

Tiantian Shuai wakes up the thief and the cheapest, and likes one by one in turn, and immediately feels comfortable all over the body, and all fatigue disappears!

These guys are really hardworking, he just blackmailed their idols, and they have been chasing and scolding him for so long!

It's better to be alone than to be happy alone, Tian Tianshuai Xingle took screenshots of interesting idiot fan comments to share in the group.

The little nouveau riche was analyzing the data at first, when he saw Tian Tian Shuai Xing appearing, he greeted him: "Master!"

Tian Tian Shuai Xing's legs trembled after seeing the vest of the little upstart!

I can't live without it!

Tian Tian Shuai Xing rushed forward unscrupulously: "Thighs, ah no, local tyrants, hug the thighs with the ball!"

Little upstart: "..."

Why does this guy always have a way to ruin his image to nothing!

The little upstart flirted with Tian Tian Shuai Xing on a whim: "How do you want to hug?"

Suddenly, there was a lot of booing in the group, "Fuck, the dog is blind", "Fuck, burn this couple to death", "Fuck, I'm desperate for this gay world".

Tian Tian Shuai Xing said affectionately: "As long as I can hold you tightly, I like any position!"

Little upstart: "..."

The little nouveau riche is a serious person, he synthesized all kinds of clues in the past and came to a conclusion: Shuaixing admires him very much every day!

The little upstart poked Tian Shuai Xing privately: "Are you really handsome?"

Tian Tian Shuai Xing is quite confident: "As handsome as you are really rich! I have a face like a passport!"

Little upstart: "If you are really handsome, I can consider accepting you."

Shuai Xing every day: "..."

Why does he feel that this conversation is a bit wrong!

Tian Tian Shuai Xing is of course not very handsome, he has a public face, thrown in the crowd, almost no one will recognize him - he is very handsome, but he has set himself a character!There is no way, there are tens of millions of Internet users, so if he wants to stand out, he must create some topics for himself.

And after a long period of self-hypnosis, Tian Tian Shuai Xing can confidently say "Yes, I am a man who is awakened by himself every day" on any social network!

Faced with the small upstart's "consider accepting" comments, Tian Tian Shuai Xing reluctantly said: "No, I don't want to hurt you. After you see me, you will never want to look in the mirror again, and even feel lifeless! How sinful, I am. I swore a long time ago that I would never do such a thing again!"

Little upstart: "..."

The little upstart was never fooled by him again: "Don't brag, you left your address when you sent the phone, if I want to, I can fly over to see the real person right away!"

Tian Tian Shuai woke up with a sincere heart: "Don't waste your air ticket money, I will never make such a low-level mistake! How could a handsome man like me leave his address? Didn't you notice? I left it for myself. Tap the address!"

Tian Tianshuaixing gets more and more curious as he brags about the little nouveau riche.

The little nouveau riche chuckled, took out his phone and searched for Tiantian Shuaixing's location.

Tian Shuaixing's new mobile phone was given away by him. During the lottery draw, he had already declared that there was location software in it, so he asked those who participated in the lottery draw to carefully evaluate it!

Tian Tian Shuai Xing obviously forgot this point.

It only took a few seconds for the little upstart to lock on Tian Tian Shuai Xing's position.

He was very surprised by the positioning result, Tian Tian Shuai Xing was also here, and not too far away!

The little nouveau riche ran downstairs, drove a cool convertible sports car to Tian Tian Shuai Xing's house.

He wants to see how handsome that guy is!

That guy will definitely be startled hahahaha!

The little upstart knocked on the door of Tian Tian Shuai Xing's house full of expectations.

Then he saw Shuai Tianxing in pajamas.

An ordinary face is pleasing to the eye, but it is definitely not extremely handsome!

Little upstart: "..."

Why does this person look so much like the guy who was waiting for Lu Xiaohua at the school gate last time!

The little upstart asked straight to the point: "Does Shuai Shuai live here?"

Shuai Xing is frightened every day.

Tian Tian Shuai Xing reacted very quickly, and said without changing his face: "Who is Tian Tian Shuai Xing? I don't know him!"

The little upstart looked at him suspiciously: "It doesn't make sense, the positioning result is clearly here!"

Tian Tian Shuai Xing took out his mobile phone naturally, and said: "Are you talking about this? Someone resold it to me. I couldn't afford to pay the rent to buy this, so I had to move to this kind of crappy place! But this is really Divine weapon, after I used it, I got several Bai Fumei dates, it was worth it! Hehehehe..." He smiled shamelessly and obscenely, his little expression looked as dirty as it could be.

Little upstart: "..."

What kind of friends did Lu Xiaohua make?

Small upstarts hate messy people the most, and Tian Tianshuaixing's behavior of pretending to be rich and messing around makes him look down on him even more!

Came here in high spirits but returned disappointed, the little upstart was not in a good mood, and when he returned, he poked Tianshuaixing privately: "Did you sell your phone?"

Shuai Tian woke up with a jolt, and hurriedly said: "Yes, I sold it. I'm sorry, local tyrant. I can't help it. I'm too poor! A handsome man also costs money!"

The little nouveau riche thinks of the various part-time jobs that Shuaixing wakes up every day, this guy does everything, he is really poor!He couldn't help feeling sorry for Shuai Tian when he woke up, and said generously, "If you sell it, you'll sell it, it doesn't matter."

Tian Tian Shuai Xing clutched his little heart and went to Lu Xiaohua: "Why didn't you tell me that you knew a local tyrant!"

Lu Xiaohua became interested: "Have you met him?"

Tian Tianshuai woke up and said: "Fuck, you don't know, that guy suddenly came knocking on the door and scared me to death! Fortunately, I am good at acting, otherwise I would have been exposed! No, no, don't change the topic! You are so unkind , Knowing that he is that awesome local tyrant, he didn't introduce it to me!"

Lu Xiaohua said: "Didn't he come to the door?"

Shuai Xing every day: "...uh."

Lu Xiaohua said: "Great thigh hug opportunity, did you seize it?"

Shuaixing wakes up every day: "I just bragged to him that I'm so handsome that I have no friends, are you ashamed to admit it? Damn, if I knew that he has such strong mobility, I would definitely not be so mean."

Lu Xiaohua said: "Nozuonodiewhyyoutry!"

Shuaixing burst into tears every day: "...I'd better work steadily!"

Lu Xiaohua knew that every day he was so handsome and woke up would be a mouthful, and he would definitely not be able to hold a fart when he saw someone, so he didn't introduce him to the little upstart.

Hearing that Tian Tian Shuai Xing asked himself to help tell his lies, Lu Xiaohua was amused: "You kid, do you have to play like this! Most people will not believe your nonsense!"

Shuai Xing said sadly every day: "I am the dream lover of so many people! What if that guy leaks my photo! How can I shatter so many people's dreams! Don't force me, such a cruel thing I can't do it!"

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

The little upstart came to Lu Xiaohua during class the next day, and mercilessly exposed Tian Tian Shuai Xing's dirty face to him, and after he finished speaking, he asked very puzzled: "How do you know this kind of guy who hangs out with people all day long?" Guy? I see his face is ugly, his eyes are swollen, and he looks like he is overindulgent!"

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

It seems that Tian Tian Shuai Xing's acting skills are really not bad!

Lu Xiaohua quietly lit a candle for Tian Tian Shuai Xing, nonsense with a serious face: "If he hadn't been so foolish, he wouldn't have been kicked out by the family. I found him a coolie job, hoping to hone him well! "

The little upstart asked enthusiastically, "What kind of hard work?"

Lu Xiaohua told the truth: "I'm doing field affairs on the program team, doing odd jobs and running errands!"

The little upstart agreed very much: "Yes, that's what you should do to this kind of person! How can you be so indulgent at such a young age! Wait for me to say hello and let your program crew do all the dirty work for him! Just Do it like this!"

Lu Xiaohua: "..."

It seems like I need to add a few more candles!

The little upstart felt that he was helping a guy who had gone astray, and he acted fairly quickly.

That afternoon, Tian Tian Shuai Xing's working life started a difficult mode of dire straits!

Lu Xiaohua kindly told Tian Tian Shuai Xing about the role played by the little upstart.

Tiantian Shuaixing cried bitterly: "Is it too late for me to hug his thigh to confess and repent?"

Lu Xiaohua said: "That guy is quite stingy, and he must be even more upset after knowing that he has been tricked by others. Do you think you have a face that makes people want to forgive you?"

Shuai Xing every day: "...No." He angrily reprimanded, "This world is based on faces, this era is based on faces!"

Lu Xiaohua comforted: "Work hard, it's nothing, just increase the workload, just bear with it for a few days, and he will forget about it in a few days."

Tian Tianshuai woke up immediately with high fighting spirit: "Isn't it just to do more work! I can't beat me!"

Lu Xiaohua looked at him with a smile.

Although the field work is complicated and hard, if Tian Tian Shuai Xing can devote himself to completing a round under pressure, it should be very rewarding.

It takes enough trials to truly transform.

Lu Xiaohua patted Tian Shuaixing on the shoulder and said with a smile, "Come on."