Easter eggs

Mo Xi spent some time researching the website interface, and spent some time finding the novel written by Gu Mang.

Sure enough, like most of the web articles on the Jinzhuo website, the cover uploaded by Gu Mang is also a man in ancient costume with an evil charm, a mad face and a sullen face, with thunder and lightning intertwined behind his back, and a tyrannical and cool light shines out of his eyes. The scepter and the face made Mo Xi very uncomfortable.If there is any element on this cover that makes him pleasing to the eye, it is probably the title of the book in bold and bold, which looks fairly regular.

It's a pity that the title of the book itself is far from the word "rules". The title of the book written by Gu Mang is "Forbidden/Book".

Mo Xi clicked on Chapter 1, which was a paragraph of less than [-] words. He only glanced at it, and then stopped.

"..." He sort of understood why those policemen were cautious when they mentioned this book to him. The reason was so obvious—the two protagonists in Gu Mang's novel, one was Gu Mang, and the other was Mo Xi. ——The name of the real person is used directly, so lazy that he doesn't even want to take the homonym.

The first paragraph of the wedge looks like this:

There have been two young generals in Chonghua, and the two are as clear as water, like fire.

The one who is like water is called Mo Xi, he is cold-tempered, abstinent, celibate until now, the bets in the army on when Mo Shuai will sacrifice his virginity have accumulated enough to make any poor ghost rich overnight.

Mo Xi: "........."

Look at Gu Mang's personality setting for himself:

The hot one is called Gu Mang, he is warm-natured, loves to laugh, and loves women, if he has to pay a pocket money for every girl he kisses, then he is probably penniless and bankrupt.

Later, Gu Mang became a general of the enemy country because of his injustice.

Unexpectedly, after reading this paragraph, Mo Xi actually smiled sarcastically and helplessly.

Gu Mang, after so many years, everything about this person has changed, only this undisguised narcissism has not changed at all.

The police officers refused to let Mo Xi see this novel with their own eyes. Presumably, it was because the prototype of this novel was so obvious that even a fool could see who Gu Mang was making fun of.But there is one thing that may surprise the police officers—in fact, Mo Xi had read this type of book more than ten years ago.

That was when the two of them were in junior high school, and he and Gu Mang were at the same table.

He was very poor at the time, and he wore faded school uniforms all year round. In winter, everyone else put on bright and beautiful coats. He wore his grandfather's military padded jacket that was probably older than him, and he became the object of ridicule by the whole school.If it were someone else, he would have hidden the military padded jacket with red faces, but he would not take it off, and he would beat anyone who laughed at him.

As for Gu Mang, Gu Mang and him are people from two different worlds. Gu Mang's family is the first batch of pioneers to go into business after the reform. He can be summed up in one word-Kuo Shao.

No one knows how Kuo Shao and Poor Boy got together. The friendship in their youth was so pure that even asking "why" seemed like a foreign matter.

After they established a friendship, they often went home from school together. Gu Mang had a bicycle, but Mo Xi did not, so Gu Mang suggested to take him with him. .So everyone can often see situations like this - the young master Gu Mang is leaving school on a permanent bicycle, wearing Italian handmade lambskin shoes, wearing a peacock blue wool coat that appeared in French movies, with mustard yellow underneath The button-up waistcoat and the snow-white silk shirt are ridiculously trendy.And the one sitting in the back seat of his car was Mo Xi with an indifferent face, his jet-black fine hair was blowing in the breeze, and his face was as white as fresh snow.

It's a pity that Gu Mang's cycling skills are so poor that he still wants to show off. After falling into a ditch with his car twice in a row, Mo Xi coldly gave them a choice:

A, from now on, keep your feet on the ground and stop riding.

B, change yourself to take care of Gu Mang.

Gu Mang chose the latter, he didn't care, he was happy, he just had his hands free to hold the old popsicles, and his hands were full of cream.

Apart from leading people by bike, Gu Mang also likes to write stories. Of course, he never completes the proposition composition assigned by the school. He is evil, and he can't write a 1000-word composition. Happy to toss.

This is actually the reason why the other police officers were shocked when they found out that the criminal Gu Mang wrote an online article, but Captain Mo was very calm - he had seen it 800 years ago.

The name Gu Mang gave himself back then was "Pull the sword and look around at a loss", which sounds better than the current "Pull the bird".At that time, when he wrote stories, he often had to wait until math class, secretly put a draft pad under the textbook, first draw a few triangles, and then copy a few equations (you can copy them wrong), pretending to be taking notes, Then I started to write and write, and raised my hand from time to time to make eye contact with the math teacher, nodding seriously, expressing that I understood, the teacher spoke really well.Come on teacher!

As the study committee member back then, Mo Xi didn't like it very much, so he asked him: "...Can't you write during class?"

"No, only class can give me inspiration."

What is his inspiration?Mo Xi was fortunate to be the first reader of his first novel.

"Legend of Sword and Fairy: Overseas Tyrants"

Author: Draw your sword and look around in a daze

Actor: Gu Mang

Male number two: Mo Xi

Actresses: Zhao Linger, Lin Yueru, Anu, Xuejian, Solanum nigrum, Zixuan, Huaying

When Mo Xi saw this character list, he raised his head and glared at Gu Mang, only to see that Gu Mang was salivating shamelessly, not only without shame, but also looking expectant, so he had no choice but to hold back his temper and look down.

Then this book became Mo Xi's nightmare for a long time, and it was also the fundamental reason why he didn't want to read any novels at all.Whether it was then or now, Mo Xi couldn't accurately describe his feelings. After all, he didn't visit social networks, and he didn't know there was a word called "excessive YY".

"Legend of Sword and Fairy: Overseas Tyrant" is such a YY novel. The main content is about a returnee local tyrant named Gu Mang who traveled to the world of Paladin. This chosen son has a height of 2 meters Gu Mang's perfect height (Gu Mang's brain must be problematic), nine-pack abs (Mo Xi told him that eight yuan is almost the same, he refused to change), and a face as white as the moon (the original sentence of the novel). Colorful pupils that change color, and if you slap hard, you can smash an earth.

"...I don't want to read it."

Gu Mang became anxious, and pressed him down: "No! How many lines have you read? Look, look!"

The child's eyes were so earnest that Mo Xi had no choice but to read on.

The domineering, cool and dick leading man Gu Mang is so handsome because of his looks, as long as he smiles at you, you will fall in love with him uncontrollably.It bothers him so much that he doesn't smile easily.One day, Gu Mang walked across the road and found a man lying in the middle of the road, about to die.

"Why would someone lie dead in the middle of the road?"

"Uh... I don't know, anyway, this is the setting, you can read on."

Mo Xi looked down, and the next sentence was:

The man who was about to die and less than 1.3 meters tall was called Mo Xi.

"..."

Mo Xi closed the draft book with a "snap", got up and was about to leave the classroom.

Gu Mang yelled: "Don't go! You will become stronger in the future!"

Mo Xi said angrily, "You must be fucking out of your mind!"

Gu Mang didn't intend to argue for his brain, he was trying his best to keep his first reader: "Keep reading!"

"I see a ghost!"

"Don't be afraid, there are no ghosts behind!" Gu Mang said pitifully, "Brother, please, just keep watching."

Mo Xi stared at him, looking at his face that was so sincere that he was dying, he had no choice but to watch it patiently.

Gu Mang, who was 1.3 meters tall, smiled sweetly at Mo Xi, who was [-] meters tall. Mo Xi thought, ah!How can there be such a bright smiling face in this world!He must be an angel!

Mo Xi didn't want to worry about the 1.3 meters anymore, he asked with a dark face, "... Where did the angels come from when they are immortal?"

Gu Mang: "God, God, I made a mistake." He urged Mo Xi to read on, "Quickly read on."

The [-] meter angel Gu Mang saved Mo Xi with a smile, and the two have become best friends ever since. Gu Mang touched the top of Mo Xi's head, and Mo Xi instantly grew taller, becoming almost the same as Gu Mang. Handsome, almost tall, almost elegant, and got an ability, as long as he is happy, a small flower will bloom on his head, swaying, very cute.

"……………………"

"How is it?" Gu Mang was full of anticipation.

Mo Xi stood up and looked down at him coldly: "What do you think?"

"I feel very good."

The following story is basically that Gu Mang, with the help of Mo Xi, learned the peerless magic skills, defeated the lords of the six realms, married eight times, and married all the heroines in the fairy sword series. When one of the heroines had a difficult childbirth, Gu Mang originally wanted to use his palm to slap her stomach to help her give birth, but because Gu Mang was too strong, he mentioned earlier that he could slap the earth with one palm (he actually remembered that he had such a setting in the previous article) ), so the heroine was killed by her husband, an old Chinese doctor who became a monk halfway.

When the heroine had her last breath, she hugged and cried with Gu Mang. In order to show her reluctance and no regrets, she used her last breath to recite a desperate poem that lasted ten pages of draft paper.

The beginning of the poem is like this: The sound of firecrackers kills the year, and the spring breeze brings warmth into Tusu.

The end of the poem is like this: Why should we always be together in life?

After Mo Xi patiently turned to ten pages, the heroine finally swallowed her breath.The male protagonist, Gu Mang, was so heartbroken that he fell asleep crying. When he woke up, he found that he was just having a dream in class.

The end of the novel reads: [In reality, Gu Mang is still a good-looking young man who is handsome and rich to please girls. Mo Xi in the story is also his good friend. When Gu Mang woke up, he saw Mo Xi writing by his side. Homework, Gu Mang yawned, getting rid of the aftermath of the nightmare, he firmly believed that Mo Xi would let him sneak a peek at the answer for tomorrow's exam! 】

"finish watching?"

"finish watching."

"Hey hey, what about tomorrow's exam...?"

"Don't even think about it."

Gu Mang yelled: "Fuck! Why? If you don't copy it for me, then I'll change the ending!! It wasn't the heroine that I slapped to death! It was you!"

"You changed it, it's none of my business."

Gu Mang yelled angrily, and said frantically, "Then, then I won't write that the heroine is pregnant! I will write that you are pregnant! If I slap you down, you will have a miscarriage!"

Mo Xi said angrily: "How dare you!"

Gu Mang really dared.He actually wrote a novel about Mo Xi's sex change, but Mo Xi threw it away before he could finish it.

So in the final analysis, Gu Mang is so brazen and narcissistic. He has always been flirtatious without concealing it, his face is like a city wall, and he has always been keen to describe himself as the most domineering and coolest character in the book.

Unexpectedly, after all those years, he is still like this, even though he has grown up.

However, compared to the male protagonist who came back to life with a smile of [-] meters, [-] colorful eyes and nine pack abs, the male protagonist of this "Forbidden/Book" can be said to have made a lot of progress. Although he is still shameless, at least it is not too exaggerated. As for Being likable, being flirtatious... It seems to be Gu Mang's own situation in the first place.

The only thing Mo Xi didn't quite understand was the meaning of this wedge.

He doesn't quite understand why the matter between "self" and "Gu Mang" is considered a banned book if it is written out. What things between friends should be banned?

Out of professional caution, he slid down and found that there was a comment section, so he tried to find the answer to this question in the comments, but Mo Xi turned a few pages, and the style of the comment section unexpectedly looked like this——

[Crap, is the author dead? 】

[The author is really awesome. At first it was updated daily, then weekly, then monthly, and finally yearly. I have been following this novel for three years. Oh, it’s not over yet. I’m actually familiar with the content of the article. I have no interest at all. The reason why I still keep this bad article is to see how thick-skinned the author is and when it can be delayed.It turned out that the author was even more powerful than I imagined, and he abandoned the pit after many years of procrastination.Oh, I'm sorry, it's not an abandonment, the author seems to have given an ending.It's not HE or BE, it's SE. 】

[After reading the article for 10 years, I have never seen such a coquettish operation, and the beauty of Tihua is not as good as yours. 】

【Bird, are you crazy!It was agreed that the door is welded to the outside of the universe, and it’s fine if you don’t drive. You are poisonous if you change BL to BG! 】

[I feel like I have eaten a hot bubble right now. I have waited for three years to applaud for watching Gong and being loved, but there is no applause, and the author even slapped me. Can Jinzang website complain about the author? 】

[Hehe, bird chicory is booming and piercing the center of the earth^_^]

To be honest, there are too many terms, and Mo Xi still doesn't quite understand what they are talking about, but he seems quite angry.Only the last one should be a good thing, after all, there was a polite laugh like silver bells at the beginning, and it was accompanied by a very friendly smiling face.

Seeing that everyone was so dissatisfied with Gu Mang's novel, Mo Xi couldn't help but recall the outline compiled by the police——

The story takes place in an ancient overhead continent. People on the continent are divided into three classes according to blood, namely, nobles, commoners, and slaves.Nobles are naturally prone to forming spiritual cores, commoners can also mobilize spells through hard work, and slaves have no roots of wisdom at all.

On this continent, the army is composed of monks, so their original intention of practicing spells is different from that of ordinary cultivators, either to increase their ranks, or to defend their home and country.Both Gu Mang and Mo Xi were Chonghua's generals. Later, Gu Mang rebelled and brought the enemy's army to fight against Chonghua. As a result, they were mistakenly counted as prisoners, and ended up in a situation where everyone shouted for beating.

The content after this was roughly summarized by the little police flower: "The male protagonist A was going to be executed, but later he was brought back to the mansion by B for some reason. B was full of hatred for A at first, and the two After experiencing some things, B's heart gradually changed, but even so, the final outcome was still unsatisfactory."

Now Mo Xi knows that A is the male lead, Gu Mang, and B is the second male lead himself.

Gu Mang's novel is really a running heroine with an iron male lead. If the situation permits, Mo Xi would like to take him off the operating table and ask Gu Mang what kind of hatred he has towards him, why he wrote it from junior high school until now Yes, he hasn't gotten tired of writing about himself yet.

Given that Xiao Jinghua's ability to generalize is superb, saying what she said is almost the same as not saying (maybe she didn't want Captain Mo to know too much), Mo Xi only knew that the hero's fate was not good in the end, although he didn't know exactly what was wrong. Good idea, but he still resonates with those people complaining in the comment area.

——The novels written by Gu Mang have always been bad. Just read "Legend of Sword and Fairy: The Returned Tyrant". It tells the story of the heroine who recited ten pages of death-defying poems in one breath and then vomited blood and died violently.

He said back then that Gu Mang had no talent for writing books, but anyone with any talent would not write such a fucking plot.But Gu Mang didn't listen, instead he said that he was not interesting enough to discourage his buddies' enthusiasm.

The results of it?See, at the beginning, he was unwilling to accept his brother's criticism, but now he has fallen into the situation of being sprayed into a sieve by netizens. I don't know if Gu Mang has looked back at his comment area, and what it feels like to read it.

Then Mo Xi remembered that Gu Mang was still lying in the operating room at the moment, whether his life could be saved or not was a question, so why not talk about his feelings.

This thought made Mo Xi stunned for a while, making him feel relieved and melancholy. He unbuttoned his shirt collar, went to the refrigerator to get a can of beer, stood on the fifteenth floor of the apartment building, looked at the urban night fire below, and drank I took two sips of wine.After the irritability in my heart was suppressed a little, I sat back at the desk and picked up the phone to continue watching.

This time he found the directory interface, scrolled to the bottom, and went directly to the worst chapter that was scolded.The name of that chapter is very simple, it is called "The Last Update", click on it, and the content inside is actually shorter than a wedge:

Oh, I'm so tired, I don't want to write anymore, I have to move bricks for the boss tomorrow.

In order not to confuse me, I will tell you the final ending. That’s all, it’s the end. Mo Xi got married, and had eight children with Princess Mengze. He was loved by the people of Chonghua, and he was a hero. I lived a peaceful, long and glorious rest of my life.

Gu Mang was a despicable person, as everyone said, this person will not be cleansed, so he died.

Mo Xi took a sip of beer and almost choked it out——

"Puff cough cough cough."

who died?

That Gu Mang, who was so keen on describing himself as [-] meters and [-] meters tall, that all the heroines were crying and clamoring to marry him, actually wrote himself to death? ? ?

Mo Xi looked at these few lines with his mobile phone, from surprise to funny, from funny to silent, he fell silent, stared at the screen for a long time, and finally didn't know what kind of psychology he was in, usually he didn't even like to reply to WeChat messages Mo Xi looked at "The Last Chapter", and suddenly wanted to leave a message.

He couldn't explain his urge.

This may be because he is Gu Mang's first reader after all.

Perhaps it was because he had been the lead actor in Gu Mang's novels for almost 20 years.

Or maybe it's because he knows that the screen name "Pu Niao" will probably be silent forever, and probably will never go online again brazenly.

He pressed the cold beer can to his forehead, and rubbed his slender white fingers irregularly. He thought about it slowly, and gradually felt that all this was really absurd and funny.

The author of the narcissistic elementary school student "draws the sword and looks around at a loss" has passed 20 years, but he still hasn't given up writing. He has registered a pen name for himself on the Internet, and he has persevered in poisoning everyone's hearts.

The narcissist author "draws his sword and looks around at a loss" actually writes himself to death.

The narcissistic author "drawing the sword and looking around at a loss" actually gave the male second a much better ending than the male lead.

If someone told him these things in his school days, would he believe them?He just thinks that person is crazy.

He smiled slightly, his eyes still closed, and the cold beer was pressed against his forehead, feeling like the day they parted ways.Then he thought again—

Gu Mang will never go online again.

Gu Mang became a criminal.

Gu Mang is 31 years old this year, I don't know if he is still [-] years old.

Mo Xi took down the beer bottle, lowered his eyes and slowly typed a line with his mobile phone:

"I told you a long time ago that you don't know how to write stories."

Seeing the message being sent, Mo Xi turned off the phone, propped his finger in front of his brow bone, and unconsciously brushed his wet eyes with his fingertips.Mo Xi turned his face away, and the late night neon light of the city's twilight came in from the window glass of the study, illuminating his angular and hard side face, and he closed his eyelids.

There is no doubt that he is a policeman and a bandit. He hates him very much and knows that he is guilty.

But while the eyelashes were trembling, he seemed to see Gu Mang when he was a boy, smiling, with a clean little face that was both righteous and evil, when he smiled, he had a canine tooth, his eyes were brighter than any stars he had ever seen, and he crouched. Secretly writing "Legend of Sword and Fairy: Overseas Tyrant" on the desk, proud of the fact that all the girls in the story love him.

At that time, they didn't know what kind of tomorrow they would have.

The author has something to say:

Immortal, Immortal Sword fans don't beat me up!Friend, Friend Army! !I am really an ally! ! !

In the middle of a special episode of the Palace of Literature, the Easter eggs will be changed one day at a time for the time being~~~ Bobo! ! !Don't throw mines or irrigate, it's just a first draft, let's have some fun! !Chirp!Crabs, you ducks!