Easter eggs

After Mo Xi finished sending that message, he returned to Chapter 1 to start reading.I have to admit that the beginning of "Pull the Bird" is much better than "Pull the sword and look around in a daze". After all, the beginning of the original mathematics draft book is like this:

"There was heavy snow with duck feathers in the sky. With the two abnormal sounds of diu-diu, a man with a height of [-] meters traveled to the world of fairy sword. He has a luxurious appearance that looks at the earth and then at the universe, and his skin is like a Swarovski diamond. Generally shining. This chosen son is Gu Mang, the famous rich returnee. Gu Mang is very calm about his time travel. After all, he is a mature man, so the first thing he said was, huh, I knew it, The chosen one must be me."

And 20 years later, the beginning of Gu Mang's writing is like this -

"In the evening, a misty snow fell on the border of Chonghua, and a layer of pure white gradually accumulated on the ground. The wheels ran over and pedestrians walked by, leaving a few lines of marks of different shades..."

Seems pretty normal.

Mo Xi calmed down and read on slowly.

Perhaps it was because the continuous work was too tiring, or maybe the alcohol had somewhat relaxed his tense nerves, but as he watched, the light of the screen in front of him gradually became blurred.

In front of his eyes, it seemed that the first fine snow was really falling, and he saw the two rows of car shaft marks on the ground stretching forward... stretching...

Mo Xi felt that he should have fallen asleep, but now he was dreaming.

In the dream, I seemed to be walking forward with my head down and following the two shafts, and my eyes were always focused on those two car marks.There was a lot of traffic around him, but he couldn't lift his head. It seemed that there was an invisible force holding him down, forcing him to not see the faces of the passers-by around him clearly, and he could only keep moving forward amidst the din of people.

Suddenly a broken gong sounded: "Come on! Selling cakes!"

This yell seemed to shatter the power that imprisoned Mo Xi, and he could suddenly see clearly——

He was in a market, most of the people in the market were wearing brown coats and leather jackets, with hairpins and buns, all of them looked like ancient people, they were busy facing the light snow, some were sorting out the goods on the stalls, some Then he swept the snow in front of the door with a broom, and everyone was doing what they were doing in a leisurely manner. No one seemed to notice that a man in a shirt and trousers suddenly appeared between them. between.

"Brother Ermao, return my bamboo dragonfly!"

"You have the ability to catch up and grab it by yourself, a little bit~"

Two hair-haired boys ran out of a wine shop with red flags waving, the boy was in front, and the girl was crying and followed behind. They were about to bump into Mo Xi, but in the blink of an eye, they ran from Mo Xi one after another. passed through the body.

"..." Mo Xi raised his hand with a sullen face.

Has he become transparent?

Just as he was staring at his hand in a murderous daze, a fuzzy cloud of black air floated around him.The cloud of black air coiled and twisted, forming the shape of two hands in the air, and then began to applaud. After the applause, an excited and uncontrollable voice came out of the black air.

"Oh, Mr. Xihe, I really, I really didn't expect you to read this book!"

Mo Xi has been called "Mr. Mo", "Captain Mo", and "Officer Mo", but no one calls him "Jun Xihe".

Now Mo Xi can almost be sure that he is dreaming.

Since it is a dream, there is no need to be too surprised by the absurdity in front of you.So Mo Xi stared at the cloud of black air for a while, then simply said:

"You got the wrong person."

"I'm not mistaken, you are Mr. Xi He, Mo Shuai, Mo Xi."

"..." Mo Xi didn't want to waste time with it, and stopped arguing about Xi and Jun, and asked, "Then what are you?"

"It's hard to say." The dark cloud replied, "The author's thinking, the reader's resentment, the character's unwillingness...I am the product of many things combined, so I call myself a returnee local tyrant."

"... Is there a causal relationship?"

"Returnee local tyrants are also the author's thinking, and they are still of the ancient level."

Mo Xi closed his eyes. His temper seemed to be a little better in the dream. Facing such an inconsistent answer, he didn't scold anyone: "Where am I?"

"You're in the book."

"..."

"In Gu Mang's last book." The returnee local tyrant turned into a mouth, opening and closing, "I don't know why you came to this world—this book is about to collapse, Gu Mang tried hard to think Write it well, but he chose to cheat it in the end."

Mo Xi didn't speak, even in his dream he didn't think he would have such a bizarre idea.What's more, he didn't even know what it meant to "trick it".

But the returnee local tyrant seems to be able to read his heart: "Hitting it means that you don't write half of it. Don't understand? It doesn't matter. I understand you. Let me give you an example of a famous book, A Dream of Red Mansions." , Halfway through the writing, the author went west with a crane, and it was a trap in the true sense. It is useless for future generations to continue writing, anyway, it is a pit for the original author.”

As expected of a Tiaozi who has seen the world, Officer Mo can still maintain his composure up to this moment—but this may be because he would rather believe that he suddenly possessed the ability to imagine a whimsy than believe everything in front of him.

He was silent for a while, and asked the most insightful question: "How can I get out."

"You may not be able to get out... It's useless to stare at me. You'd better think about how to survive in this world."

Mo Xi almost sneered, he felt that the words of his dream were absurd: "Even if what you said is true, I know my ending, and it has nothing to do with death."

The returnee sighed, "But this ending is seriously OOC."

"..."

"ooc is the collapse of human design." The returnee explained to the net blind Mo Xi, "For example, Lin Daiyu had a big wedding, and she came to Jia Baoyu with a handful of Jia Mu's hair in her hand, and said, hey! Little bastard! Your ancestor In the hands of Yasha Xunhai, you must go with me today, and you cannot marry Miss Xue. Another example is when Tang Sanzang saw the king of the daughter country, he said, "Oh my god, this girl is beautiful, monkey, let the juniors go away. As a teacher, I want to bridal with the king immediately! This is ooc."

It seems that this returnee local tyrant really knows Mo Xi very well, knowing that Mo Xi has only read famous books, and the example he gave is a thoughtful one.

"In "Forbidden/Book", do you have any specific impression of Mo Shuai's setting?"

Mo Xi thought for a while, and only thought of the "cold B" described in the Little Police Flower Outline, so he replied, "I have no impression."

"It doesn't matter, it doesn't matter, let me remind you. Mo Xi in this novel is also known as Lord Xihe. He comes from the prestigious Mo family. There are four generals in the Mo family. They are Mo Xi's grandfather, grandfather, and Mo Xi's biological father. With such a bloodline, Mo Xi is naturally strong and domineering in spirit, and he was only 25 years old when he became the first commander."

"..."

After all, Mo Xi is not Gu Mang, and he has no interest in being the leading actor of Jack Su. Hearing that Gu Mang gave himself such an exaggerated character design in "Forbidden/Book", he was a little speechless for a while.

The returnee is like a mind reader: "You don't have to feel awkward, these days the second male lead is often more popular than the first male lead. Besides, you know that Gu Mang writes books, this level of praise is already restrained. After all His starting point was the [-]m diamond boy."

Seeing that Mo Xi's face was not so ugly at last, the returnee continued:

"Because of his family background, Mr. Xihe has a cold temperament, a strict leader in the army, and his father has repeatedly warned him to "bury the hero's ambition in a gentle village, and do more work with less trouble with women." Exactly, it can be said that he has hardly missed a major event in all these years, except for Gu Mang."

"What happened to Gu Mang?"

"Original sentence——Gu Mang, to Mo Xi, is like ink on paper, mud in snow, and a smear of blood that makes people dream about falling on the neat and clean mattress of a gentleman.——He is his whole life taint."

Originally thought that Mo Xi would be disgusted when he heard these words, but he was silent.The eyes under the long eyelashes flickered, and the eyes were complicated, as if they were dim, as if they had hatred, and as if they were chilling.

"There is a saying in Chonghua: If the traitor Gu Mang is killed one day, the best ending is to wipe his neck and kill himself, at least he can die happily. The second-best ending is to be captured and returned to the city, at least he can die successfully. The worst outcome is that the battle between the two armies falls into the hands of Mo Xi—that would be incredible, it is said that Mo Xi has prepared 360 five kinds of torture, and he can try one on Gu Mang every day, without repeated samples for a whole year. In his hands, Gu Mang can't live but die."

Mo Xi closed his eyes, and suddenly smiled.

"He thought I would do this to him?"

"Pu Niao thinks the novel will be better written in this way..."

But Mo Xi ignored the returnees at all, he had almost the same paranoia and arbitrariness as the handsome Mo in the article, and he resented himself: "Don't be stupid. I'm a policeman - he wants to die to the end, but Instead, she blamed me for persecuting him, revenge on him, and said that I would make his life worse than death..."

The fundus of the eyes suddenly turned bright red, and Mo Xi almost said sharply.

"Who made life worse than death these years, doesn't he know?!"

"..." The returnee seems to feel that he can no longer describe the bad debts between Gu Mang and Mo Xi in the article in detail. It seems that there is not much difference between the real version of Mo Xi and the novel version of Mo Xi. They are both calm on the surface and almost bewildered on the inside. Besides, go crazy.

So the witty returnee with an unknown mixed gas stopped the loss in time, and ended the topic: "Anyway, it's good that you know, anyway, he is similar to you. Will you have eight children with your wife?"

Mo Xi's lingering anger still persisted, he said through gritted teeth, "No."

"So you see, it's ooc. There are other things that are more troublesome to explain. In short, the ending of this story is an all-round OOC ending. It's not wrong for Pulling Bird to be sprayed by readers. Pulling Bird wrote the beginning carefully, Wrote the middle, and a real world like this was born. But for some reason, his story suddenly started messing around at a certain point, and finally ended suicidally in the form of insulting the character."

Mo Xi was still very angry, and habitually wanted to loosen his police uniform tie, but when he raised his hand, he realized that he was wearing a casual white shirt, and the collar button had been undone.He said wearily: "Perhaps Gu Mang already knew that he was about to be arrested at that time, and he was not interested in writing."

"I don't know, I'm just a mass of resentment." The returnee turned into two black hands, helplessly, "I only know that his behavior has caused devastating consequences to the world, and all flesh and blood people will die ——If it’s just a simple pit, it’s okay, the characters just fell into a long sleep.”

It paused, and suddenly cheered and said: "But fortunately, you are here."

Mo Xi sullenly said, "What's wrong? I have to go to work tomorrow."

"No, no, you probably won't be able to return to your world again. Few people who wear books will be able to go back."

Mo Xi suddenly said angrily: "This is fake!"

"..." The returnee was silent for a while, then suddenly said, "No, it's true."

Mo Xi's words were almost squeezed out between his teeth: "I think you are crazy."

"It's true. The bird once stored a lot of thoughts in this book that he couldn't express. I don't know what happened to him in reality, but I can feel that he didn't just write it casually—this world It’s true, it contains his secrets and expectations. Have you read the copy he wrote? He promised at the beginning that the two protagonists would have a happy ending.”

After a few moments of silence, the returnee thought about it and asked, "...are you calm down now?"

Mo Xi said coldly, "I think it's time to wake up from this dream."

"If you must think that this is a dream, then changing the ending is probably the only way to wake you up."

Mo Xi sneered: "Interesting. The novel he wrote with his eyes closed, do you want me to correct it?"

Police officer Mo was obviously mocking, but who would have thought that the returnee had the face to give a thumbs up in agreement: "If you are a brother, come and fill in the hole."

"..." This is really ridiculous.The thin smile on Mo Xi's lips disappeared, and he said sharply, "Then why don't you just go find Gu Mang?"

"Puu Niao..." the returnee murmured, "Suddenly we couldn't get in touch with Pu Niao's brain waves."

Mo Xi froze suddenly.

In reality, Gu Mang...was indeed lying in the operating room...

The returnee seems to be very melancholy, even though it has no facial features, Mo Xi can still feel his melancholy: "We don't know what happened to him in reality, but we couldn't find him. If you didn't suddenly leave a comment below the article , we can’t connect to your brainwaves either.”

"..."

"Bao Niao doesn't know it himself. In fact, from the time he typed the first word, in his subconscious, apart from himself, he only thinks that you have the right to modify this story. So you are the only one who can reverse the "Forbidden/Book" "People."

It sounds a bit like the beginning of "Legend of Sword and Fairy: Overseas Tyrant", Gu Mang, who is [-] meters tall, became the chosen one.

In the story, Gu Mang accepted his own identity very calmly, but Officer Mo was obviously still doing multiple-choice questions between "I'm dreaming" and "I'm crazy".

The returnee said, "Let me show you the beginning of the story."

"...what do you think?"