When the sand sculptures get the social death script

A flood of bullet screens rolled on the screen on the wall of the meeting room, and all the employees in the meeting room carried out the core point of view to the end, and they all fell silent without saying a word.

Chi Ji even thought about going to a place where no one knew him to retire after he resigned.

It is really interesting for netizens to make up those wild and unconstrained comments for fun. When he is free, he also likes to browse Lu Changming's comment area as a pastime in his spare time.

But he never imagined that he would one day be that fun guy.

The most worrying thing really happened!

Don't get close to Lu Changming, you will become unlucky.

Chi Ji regretted it at the beginning, if God gave him another chance, even if he was killed, he would not follow Lu Changming into this room to watch his live broadcast.

Under the increasingly outrageous barrage of netizens, Chi Ji felt like sitting on pins and needles, picked up a cup to drink water tactically, and tried to cover up his inner panic by bowing his head and playing with his mobile phone.

But the other party seemed to be blind in both eyes, turning a deaf ear to all kinds of bizarre bullet screens, and immersed himself in his own world, crazily popularizing knowledge about condom use.

"...So let's just say, don't buy too much at once. Although this thing is a necessity, it is indeed not something that everyone can use. Isn't it a waste to buy it for tens of hundreds of dollars? If you have this money to buy Is it not good to pack cigarettes or drink milk tea? Be sensible, the deposit is non-refundable, although ten yuan is not much, but it’s still the same sentence, it’s really unnecessary.”

Lu Changming's words were really earnest and sincere.

But the audience didn't like him at all, Holmes per capita, and their attention was always on the episode just now.

The fox's tail that Lu Changming revealed inadvertently was grabbed just like that.

[Leniency for confession, strictness for resistance]

【Who were you looking at just now? I suggest you tell the truth】

[Change the subject, it's useless]

[Your mother hasn't hit you for three days and you're gone, right?Quickly answer our questions]

[I checked the president of QAQ, there is very little information on the Internet, not even Baidu Encyclopedia]

[Hurry up and tell me what's going on!Curious to death! 】

……

However, the Internet can best witness the difference in anyone's three views.

In addition to these repeated questions, there are other voices making barrage appeals.

【Can u1s1 calm down, it's not good to pick up amateur information】

[Enough is enough, the boss of the human flesh company is a bit too much]

[Perhaps they don't show their faces because they don't want to appear in the public eye, so don't ask]

[Some people don't try to sneak into the eternal lamp to satisfy their desire to spy, okay?We are all joking, OK? 】

[Seeing the diversity of species, some people are really rude]

……

The reason why Lu Changming didn't mention it at the beginning, and let the barrage of inquiries pretend not to be seen, was because he knew that Chi Ji didn't like to be in the limelight, and was worried that the excessive attention of netizens would make him feel uncomfortable.

But seeing that there was a tendency to quarrel in the live broadcast room, and the painting style was getting more and more wrong, he naturally couldn't let it go, he put down his chopsticks decisively, and took out a piece of paper to wipe his mouth.

"Who was I looking at just now? It's the boss of QAQ. You placed orders too fast, and seeing that the supply can't keep up, he just reminded me next to me. He personally accompanied me to live broadcast for me. I warn you not to go too far. Turning around, I offended the gold master's father and lost my endorsement, and I will fight with you."

In front of the camera, any micro-expression of Lu Changming will be infinitely magnified.

Most of the audience was so excited because they were curious. The information contained in Lu Changming's words was harmless. It satisfied everyone's curiosity without revealing too much. Four or two thousand catties led the topic to other places, and brought this matter to another place. The page was turned.

Seeing that the barrage quickly started to brush up "the anchor put it on and see" and "show", Chi Ji breathed a sigh of relief as if he was about to receive an amnesty.

There is no harm without comparison.

Through this incident, Chi Ji deeply realized that people's psychological endurance will be improved according to the events they suffer.

Now he can completely accept that Lu Changming unpacks a box of condoms, fills them with water, and shakes them around in the conference room.

Because no matter what "harmful" things Lu Changming did, it had nothing to do with him at all, and there would not be thousands of bullet screens brushing his name.

By chance and coincidence, Chi Ji comprehended the ultimate secret of living safely by Lu Changming's side.

As long as he is not embarrassed, it is others who are embarrassed.

If you can be calm and calm enough, you can even turn against the general.

Chi Ji thinks that he needs to learn more from those fans of Lu Changming, and cultivate the psychological quality that he can calmly deal with no matter what troubles Lu Changming makes.

Once the pattern is opened, the thinking is instantly clear.

Chi Ji looked up at the screen calmly, and slowly put down the thermos in his hand.His eyes were calm and calm, his arms were casually crossed, and he assumed the posture of "golden master father".

From the corner of the eye, he noticed that Chi Ji was watching seriously, and Lu Changming was very excited.

After simply adjusting his sitting posture, he was refreshed, picked up a condom in white packaging in front of him, held it in his palm, and began to show it.

"Everyone basically buys the ice-cooling and warming types that are common in supermarkets. Let me introduce to you a few relatively rare models on the market. The first is this water-soluble ultra-thin 1.0. Many friends may I have never seen it before. This is our new style. It is lighter and thinner than the common red and blue boxes. It is double lubricated as if it is nothing, and 100% restores the touch of the skin. Although I have not tried it, it is more expensive. As the saying goes, There is a reason why you are expensive, and I suggest friends who have the conditions to try it and experience the new 1.0 technology after the QAQ upgrade.”

Chi Ji gasped on the spot, the psychological construction just now collapsed unexpectedly, his scalp numb and his toes scratched the ground.

And Lu Changming didn't think there was anything wrong with it at all, and he became more courageous as he fought, and immediately picked up the second one after introducing the first one.

"And this one, the magic series. This one is more expensive than the one just now, but we have a pattern, and it's four in one. The words on it are a bit small, right? It's okay, I'll read it to you. There are four There are only threaded ones, four ice and fire threaded ones, and four three-dimensional particles, a total of twelve. It sounds more interesting, right? If you have a partner, you can try it.”

The entire staff in the meeting room were stunned by Lu Changming's open-minded salesmanship without idol baggage.

Chi Ji suffocated for breath, his eyes darkened, and he gritted his teeth trying to find the location of the network cable.

The audience who have seen the big world have no mood swings in the face of this situation, and even have a rhythm.

[The anchor evaluates this ice and fire thread model. 】

[The layout is open, Superman comes to evaluate it]

【Thank you for the 666 sent by Super Tube】

[Thank you for the invitation, I have already bought it, if you don’t send it to someone when you ship it, you will leave a bad review]

[May I ask the anchor to use this threaded model to blow up the balloon bigger? 】

[Bought, on-site blind date, private message if interested]

[I bought it, male, 24 years old, height 187, cheerful, single and unmarried, private message if you understand]

[I bought it, a 49-year-old divorced Phoenix man with two children, who wants to be my wife deducts 1, do not disturb ordinary women]

[I bought it, a 21-year-old single mother, a successful man, please send a private message]

[I bought it, the gender and age are not stuck, cpdd]

……

No one cared about what Lu Changming just introduced.

In this way, the good live broadcast room turned into a blind date scene. Lu Changming held the packing box in his hand and turned it casually in his hand, watching the increasingly outrageous mate selection information dumbfounded, and finally opened his mouth to control the scene.

"Don't mind, it doesn't matter if you don't get stuck on the gender card, but I'll put the ugly words first, the age must be stuck, don't buy it if you are under 18 years old, even if you pay a deposit and check your real name information, you will be refunded automatically. "

The Internet is the world of young people. Among Lu Changming's fans, minors account for a large group.

Hearing what Lu Changming said, some fans were immediately unhappy, and began to frequently post bullet screens asking why they couldn't buy it.Even a small number of adults feel that today's children are precocious. Teenagers are the age of physical development and first love, and they cannot bear the responsibility of childbearing. It is unreasonable not to buy.

After a while, some unscrupulous netizens began to make up jokes in the barrage, saying that "true love is innocent" and "three years without losing the blood of the death penalty".

Most people thought that Lu Changming would play tricks with everyone as usual.

Unexpectedly, after talking about this topic, Lu Changming immediately put away all his hippie smiles, his eyes deepened, his expression was extremely serious, and he stared at the camera seriously.

"I believe that people will meet someone they really like before they become adults. There is even a high probability that they will be sincere and pure that cannot be replicated for the rest of their lives. Nothing is better than first love, I understand. But in that immature There are some things you shouldn’t do at your age, and I hope everyone can take responsibility for themselves, whether it’s a boy or a girl.”

It was rare for Lu Changming to be so serious in front of the camera. After he finished speaking, the scrolling of the barrage began to slow down at a speed visible to the naked eye.

The style of painting changed so quickly that all the employees present didn't even react.

Only Chi Ji's expression remained unchanged, and he still sat there calmly.

Because all of this was in his expectation, or in other words, the purpose of Lu Changming's insistence on this live broadcast was to convey these words to the underage audience.

The two of them tacitly agreed with one statement in their hearts.

The greater the ability, the greater the responsibility.

Because it is not an isolated case that all kinds of news about underage sexual behaviors are derived. As Lu Changming said at the beginning, schools will not teach these things, and parents also talk about sexual discoloration. They don’t want their children to know about this. I’m afraid Children learn to be bad.

But modern society is a big dye vat, and there is almost no place that is absolutely clean.

Even if that page of the textbook is deliberately skipped in the school biology class, even if the adults don't mention it at all, the minors will always learn in various places what they regard as a scourge and want to hide.

There is no other reason, curiosity is human nature.

Especially teenage children who are not deeply involved in the world are already full of freshness in this world.

The more you don't understand something, the more you want to understand and try.

Therefore, because they did not accept the correct guidance, tragedies of unmarried pregnancies appeared one after another.

When many adults have such derivative problems, their first reaction is not even to introspect, but to scold their children with ugly words.

——How could you do such a thing, who taught you.

——How could I give birth to a daughter like you.

——I lost my face at home, what a family misfortune.

But in fact, they are all just children.

Aside from those scumbags who deliberately deceive other people's feelings, some boys really don't know how much harm this kind of behavior will bring to girls, and girls really don't understand what it means to themselves.

Without exception, they all did things that required responsibility at an age when they couldn't take responsibility.

The crux of the matter is, no one tells them they need to be responsible.

It is unreasonable to expect all minors to have the correct three views based on natural understanding.

Among Lu Changming's fans, underage girls are a large group.

Chi Ji knew the reason why Lu Changming did this, and it was Lu Changming who told him during a casual chat not long ago.

A few years ago, there was a hot search on the Internet. It was probably that a girl was raped because of the news that she was pregnant out of marriage. In the end, she couldn't bear the Internet violence and chose to commit suicide. She ended her life at the age of 17.

The girl's Weibo was picked up, and it was called "Little Fairy Lu Changming Can't Marry".

It is full of life stories shared, the language is humorous, and the jokes written have been praised by Lu Changming.

Lu Changming didn't need to bear any responsibility for this matter, and no one condemned him morally.

But this incident still touched him a lot, and he kept blaming himself for a long time.

The Internet has memories. Obviously, many netizens still remember that incident back then, and sent bullet screens to ask Lu Changming if it was because of the "little fairy".

Lu Changming did not make any response to this.

He just piled up a few boxes in front of him into a hill, and smiled brightly at the camera: "I can't eat hot tofu in a hurry, and I don't have to be afraid of being late for a good meal. I hope all the female fans in front of the screen can understand this truth. At the same time, I hope that all male fans will be clean Innocent virgin, embarrass yourself with me."

Alright, just 2 minutes before going off track again.

Chi Ji helplessly supported his forehead, his smile was full of helplessness and unknowing connivance, and he lowered his head and sighed.

[Hot tofu?Don't talk nonsense, go directly to the link]

[A big bowl of good rice?link]

【Come back, come back, the familiar him is back】

[What male fans and female fans?He has fans?Does he have hysteria?]

【No one really thinks they have fans】

[You made such a big circle just to save you from not being able to find a partner? 】

[Hand down, Lu Changming's male fans are all virgins]

[Pass a hammer, don't bury people!He has no fans! 】

……

A live broadcast with goods turned into a simple chatter because of out of stock. After Lu Changming's persuasion, the number of minors who tried to place orders in the background and were refunded actually decreased.

Because too many viewers said that they were married and had a partner, but they wanted to buy it but couldn't. Lu Changming had an idea and decided to give these goods out in the live broadcast room in the form of a barrage lottery.

And take the initiative to ask for a marker pen to sign on the box.

He even wrote a TO sign according to the requirements of the audience who won the lottery.

Lu Changming's fans are not ordinary people, and the content of the designated signatures are all words of tigers and wolves. Chi Ji's mental endurance is really limited, so he slipped away ahead of time

Talking about that Chi Ji hadn't eaten yet, Lu Changming speeded up the progress, stood up and ran out at the speed of light after signing the autograph, and stopped broadcasting if he said no.

After walking around the conference room, Lu Changming finally found Chi Ji.

Chi Ji was sitting on the sofa in the rest area and making a phone call. It happened to be a perspective with his back facing. Lu Changming was holding a box of ultra-thin 1.0 that he wanted to take home for evaluation. what people say.

"...Okay, I understand Dad."

"Is mom okay?"

"Okay, then hang up first."

Knowing that Chi Zhenhong was there, Lu Changming subconsciously frowned, adjusted his expression, stepped forward, and asked him in a relaxed tone.

"What's the matter, who are you calling?"

Seeing him coming, Chi Ji, who was lowering his head and rubbing the center of his brows, raised his eyes. Even though he had already cheered up by taking a deep breath, he still seemed unable to hide the exhaustion in his expression, and said in a relaxed tone: "My dad, you want me to Go home for two days."

"Is that so..." Lu Changming sat in front of it and asked, "Are you all right, I don't think you look very pretty."

"It's nothing, it's just a little thing... I can..."

Looking at Lu Changming's obviously concerned eyes, for some reason, Chi Ji suddenly couldn't continue.

The collapse of the psychological defense is so unexpected.

Chi Ji had a sore nose, looked at him with moist eyes, lowered his head with red eyes: "Can you..."

As soon as he opened his mouth, Lu Changming stood up, walked to him and squatted down in front of him, nodding his head heavily.

"Yes, I can."

"Be good, don't cry, just talk to me slowly."

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