When the sand sculptures get the social death script

I thought that under my own supervision, nothing would happen to the live broadcast anyway.

But Chi Ji still underestimated Lu Changming.

Less than 5 minutes into the live broadcast, Chi Ji couldn't sit still.

He shouldn't come to watch Lu Changming's live broadcast live with the mentality of onlookers, because his psychological endurance was hit by dimensionality reduction in front of Lu Changming.

Test for leaks by pouring water into the condom with a tap and then shaking it hard...

Is this something carbon-based organisms can do?

Chi Ji stared at the number of real-time viewers in the upper right corner of the screen, and felt that the oxygen in this meeting room was getting thinner and thinner, making it difficult to breathe and requiring emergency oxygen supply.

Those present are all old employees, because they know the nature of their company's work and have already practiced thick-skinned.

But talking about this in front of millions of netizens is more or less embarrassing.

However, the person involved, Lu Changming, just like a normal person, didn't realize what he said just now. Facing the camera like a normal person, he calmly continued the live broadcast.

All the employees sincerely gave a thumbs up from the bottom of their hearts, sincerely admiring the top-notch business ability.

As expected of a person who has held concerts in front of tens of thousands of people and has seen the world, this kind of nonsense and calm mentality is unmatched by ordinary people.

Compared with the people at the scene, the fans and netizens watching the live broadcast online are obviously no strangers to Lu Changming's confusing remarks.

【The last time I was so speechless was the last time】

[Try it on the spot and let us see]

[Didn't see it with my own eyes = fake, open a box and show us how you made it]

【As expected of you, Mr. Lu】

【Anyway, I'm a public figure, so don't be shy.】

【How silky?Put it on and try]

【Come on, show】

……

Perhaps it was because Lu Changming's description of the scene just now was too strong, and the audience in the live broadcast room all began to ask him to do it again in front of everyone.

Noticing that Lu Changming was looking at the packing box in front of him, and seemed to be seriously considering whether to perform, Chi Ji couldn't help it anymore, raised his arm and put his fist to his lips and coughed lightly.

Lu Changming, who was eager to try, raised his head and found that Chi Ji was shaking his head desperately at him.

Feeling the other party's strong resistance, Lu Changming immediately gave up the idea, and turned his head to look at the camera honestly: "Forget it, the live broadcast room will be blocked in a while. You can try it after buying it. I, Lu Changming, never engage in false propaganda , I understand everything."

【Ah yes yes yes】

[Don't be cowardly?Aren't you awesome?]

【Buy it, you bought it, why are you shipping it】

[Why does it show that it is expected to be shipped within 60 days?super double?Can't afford it? 】

[QAQ is really pitiful, I am afraid that the smoke from the assembly line will not be able to keep up with the progress]

[Open a Waterdrop to donate to QAQ's factory, I can't take it anymore]

[Crowdfunding donates to the factory +1, or recruiting workers? 】

[I can go to work in the factory, just give me some trial equipment]

[Hey guys, are you here looking for a job? 】

……

The inventory of pre-sale products is random, and the delivery time can be generated according to the factory's shipment rate, which is relatively convenient.

But as Lu Changming appeared in the live broadcast room, even without mentioning a word about selling the goods, the backstage orders still exploded, and the delivery time quickly increased from the initial 20 days to 60 days.

All the employees present have never seen this world before, they are all stupid.

Although users consciously and enthusiastically pay the bill is something that all merchants love to see, some brands even promote impulsive consumption through crazy sales in order to increase orders.However, once the number of orders reaches a certain level, the rapid expansion of this trend will also cause headaches.

Because in order to protect the rights and interests of consumers, most stores on shopping platforms will now sign a 7-day no-reason return contract under the drive of the general environment.

In order to attract consumers, many merchants will also bear the return shipping insurance.

If a large number of users consume impulsively, even if the goods have been shipped, they will have to bear the losses of the buyers themselves in the end.

Although condoms are the necessities of life for a large number of adults, the demand for them is not so large at all.

A box of six packs is enough for a week even if you have sex every day.

What's more, in terms of physiology, the vast majority of people simply can't do it every night. After all, this thing is still very energy-intensive.Normal adults are so busy at work every day, how can they get so much energy.

That is, Lu Changming can use one box a day for this kind of gameplay.

High product sales are a good thing, but you can't really ignore everything.

When the employees staring at the data in the background were at a loss, they suddenly realized that the president was sitting in the meeting room.

Here, Lu Changming chatted with fans leisurely while holding a cup of coffee.

On the other side, the employee Xiao Li carried the laptop and secretly ran to Chi Ji's side to show him the sales situation on the computer, and then whispered for a while.

After listening, Chi Ji lowered his eyes and thought for a moment, then raised his chin to indicate Lu Changming's direction, and gave him a wink.

Employee Xiao Li understood, put down the computer and ran to Lu Changming's side to explain the situation to his ear.

Lu Changming nodded and said OK, then sat up and stretched his shoulders, and said lazily to the camera: "It's not for sale, it's not for sale, let's go."

【? ? ? ? ? ? 】

【Have you sold it please?You didn't even mention the sale? 】

[Let you live broadcast to bring the goods, you will not sell them when you come up]

【Why not sell it? 】

[Pass it down, QAQ closed down]

[Pass down, QAQ closed down after Lu Changming endorsed]

[Hands down, spokesperson Lu Changming frenziedly used condoms all day long to shut down QAQ]

……

The barrage became more and more outrageous, and many viewers who really wanted to buy were swiping the screen to ask.

At this moment, Qin Manman came back with the self-heating hot pot that he had just made.

Even though she had carefully torn off the brand packaging on the outside, Lu Changming was very strict and asked him to put the self-heating pot out of the camera, as if he was at home, and he opened the disposable bamboo chopsticks without saying a word He said he picked up a piece of beef and ate it.

The smell of hot pot butter permeated the conference room. Although everyone had already eaten lunch, they still couldn't help but salivate when they smelled it.

Lu Changming was chewing sweetly, and suddenly remembered that Chi Ji didn't come for lunch, so he ignored the audience's runaway, took the chopsticks in his hand and handed them in his direction: "Do you want to eat, it's pretty good , a little bit spicy."

Seeing that he didn't seem to worry much about this serious business, Chi Ji helplessly supported his forehead, and shook his head without seeing, expressing that he would not eat.

Lu Changming didn't take back his chopsticks, but asked with blinking eyes, "Are you hungry?"

Chi Ji was determined not to say anything, and waved his hands without saying a word, then raised his chin slightly and made a mouth shape.

you eat.

After being rejected twice in a row, Lu Changming finally withdrew his hand, looked around the circle of people busy working around him in the conference room, and finally remembered his main task.

But still did not forget to eat.

Qin Manman found a disposable paper cup to use as a temporary bowl for him, and Lu Changming didn't dislike it, so he just took the cup and drank the soup, scooped up noodles from the hot pot one after another, and inhaled it in a gust of wind.

If you don't know, you might think it's a food anchor.

Perhaps because of this kind of worry, Lu Changming explained to the camera obsessively while eating.

"I know that everyone is very enthusiastic, and on behalf of all QAQ employees, I would like to thank you for your support. But the situation is that our QAQ is really not a large enterprise, and the production speed of the factory is relatively tight. Solve This problem takes time, remember to consume rationally, leave opportunities to those who need it, don’t buy it if you don’t have a partner like me and spend farts all day long to join in the fun, it’s really unnecessary.”

After the voice fell behind, some people in the conference room who had a low point of laughter couldn't hold back their laughter.

Even though there are thousands of helplessness, Chi Ji can't help but admit that Lu Changming's natural social skills are indeed unconvincing.

He has a very remarkable ability.

That kind of ability is very special, and it is difficult to describe it in detail.

As a top performer in the entertainment industry, Lu Changming's talent, appearance, and personality are all very eye-catching, but such a personality is not impossible to copy as long as he is willing to put his mind to it.

What is really rare is that there is no sense of distance.

Everything that public figures do will be magnified, and every step they take may step on thunder, so almost all celebrities are very cautious in front of the camera, carefully considering every move, for fear of any mistakes or omissions.

Then, with a near-perfect posture, he accepted the fans' admiration like a star-studded moon.

But Lu Changming is different, in the minefield, he just walks swaggeringly, never looking back at the explosion.

In order to be remembered by the audience, other artists always try their best to package themselves as everyone likes and put many labels on their bodies.

But Lu Changming is Lu Changming.

He is really standing here, not the moon in the sky.

But he shines brightly, as if he is living next to everyone, and he is a stunning person who can meet at a certain moment when he turns around.

Like a friend who has known him for many years, he will make some harmless jokes with fans, and all his words and deeds will not be processed in any way, as if he can squat on the curb and eat grilled squid at any time, as frank and straightforward, how down-to-earth Down to earth.

Chi Ji has done a lot of homework recently, and already has a relatively good understanding of the current status of many entertainment circles and fan circles.

The painting style of Lu Changming's Weibo comments is always different from others'. After reading for a long time, he couldn't see a single rainbow fart.

There are always people who call themselves "ordinary netizens" and "pure passers-by" in the comment area.

But Chi Ji believed that if something really happened, it must be the same group of people who charged for Lu Changming.

It brings happiness to everyone, and it is also remembered by everyone, which is quite enviable.

While eating, Lu Changming said that the long Nanf lecture explained the reason why QAQ couldn't deliver directly from stock.Seeing his seriousness, the corners of Chi Ji's mouth involuntarily raised a curve, and he continued to watch the barrage in a blink of an eye, and soon found that what Lu Changming said was not the same as what the audience said.

[Isn't hot pot your favorite? When are you willing to share it with others? 】

[Who is next to you, turn the camera and let us check]

【Did he suddenly become honest after seeing the faces of the people next to him? Is there a recording?】

[Someone coughed just now, it seems to be a man]

[It's a man, I can hear it clearly with headphones on]

[Could it be the president of QAQ!Mr. Chi whom he paid attention to not long ago]

[The voice is so young, Lu Changming, your eyes were wrong just now, there must be something wrong? 】

【You are miserable, you are in love】

[Pass it on, Lu Changming likes men]

[Pass it down, Lu Changming is unrequitedly in love with QAQ CEO and can't get it]

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