[Fengshen] Don't call me king

An imperial decree from the tyrant came down and hit the faces of many nobles directly. It was really noisy and lively!

As the head of the Chaoge family, Na Bigan naturally received this decree. When he saw the edict clearly stating that the princes of the world should be exempted from taxes for five years, he immediately turned black, turned around and left the prime minister's mansion. I got on the bullock cart and rushed to the palace, and waited alone outside the Meridian Gate to see the dog emperor, and I wanted to discuss this matter with him!

Let's say that the dog emperor reluctantly promulgated the tax exemption decree under the coercion of the courtiers' concerted efforts, and then turned his face and left on the spot, leaving even the favored concubine behind.

But as soon as he entered the harem, his face immediately changed into a gloomy face, and he walked towards the Shouxian Palace with a happy face.But he didn't want to. On the way, he met the concubine of the West Palace, Mrs. Huang, who was leading three children sitting under the pavilion in the imperial garden, drinking tea and playing games.

These three children are not the sons of Emperor Zhou, but the three sons of King Wucheng.After Huang Feihu asked for an order to conquer the East, he was immediately sent by Emperor Zhou to the East China Sea to fight against the Dongyi people.Before leaving, Huang Feihu thought about it and finally decided to send his wife and son to his younger sister Huang Guifei and entrust her to take care of him.

But Huang Guifei was afraid that the lecherous Emperor Zhou would stretch out his claws on her sister-in-law, and hoped that someone could accompany her elder brother to take care of her, so she refused to allow her sister-in-law Yin to enter the palace, and she only wanted to keep a few nephews by her side.

King Wu Cheng had no choice but to take his wife to the battlefield.

When Emperor Zhou saw Concubine Huang sitting in the gazebo, the corners of his eyes twitched, and he immediately turned around and wanted to take a detour to the Shouxian Palace.But since Concubine Huang Gui has deliberately come to the imperial garden to intercept him, how can she let him go so easily?She just stood up and told her left and right to look after her three nephews, and then she ran towards Emperor Zhou enchantingly—you read that right, Concubine Huang Guifei was indeed galloping towards Emperor Zhou!

Concubine Huang Guifei was born in a family of military generals. She was used to wielding knives and guns since she was a child, and her body is not inferior to that of men.Before she got married, she had been on the battlefield with her father, Huang Gun, the old Hou Ye of Jiepai Guan, and her elder brother Huang Feihu. She had a very bold and informal temperament.

She has a bright personality, and because of her military achievements, she was bestowed the title of Lord of the Land by the late Emperor, so she does not regard the favor of Emperor Zhou as an important thing in her life, and naturally she will not wait in the imperial garden to pretend to be a coincidence in order to compete for favor .

It's not for the sake of fighting for favor, but why did the concubine Huang appear here?How could the dog emperor, who was not afraid of anything that day, want to turn around and run away as soon as he saw her?

Let's also talk about a "scandal" about an unjust and stupid emperor that has been circulating in the harem recently-as the saying goes, people are doing what the sky is watching, so how can the emperor keep a man in the harem, so how can he escape the eyes of everyone? ?In just half a month, the "scandal" that the dog emperor changed his taste and fell in love with men has spread like wildfire!

All the concubines have a serious psychological shadow on the matter of serving the bed because of the previous incident of "Su Daji being favored", so they have no opinion on the fact that the dog emperor reversed yin and yang and fell in love with men.Although he still wanted to complain in front of the queen, he was all happy in his heart, thinking that if the dog emperor liked a man, wouldn't he be too safe as a woman?

Because of this knowledge, the concubines, who were afraid of being caught by the emperor, gradually became active again, dressed up a little, and took advantage of the great summer to get together and play around.

Concubine Huang naturally also heard the news, but she is a strange woman whose lifelong goal is to be good for women, how can she waste her youthful youth on a man who likes men?Therefore, after planning for a long time in my own palace, I finally got the chance yesterday. When Emperor Zhou forced Xiqi Shizi to roll in the bath with him, he made the left and right maids entangle the guards, and he took the lead and kicked He kicked the door of Yutang, and then he didn't care about the situation inside, he just told himself, "The concubine Huang begs to see His Majesty" and rushed in!

After finally surviving Emperor Zhou's tricks, the panting Prince Xiqi almost lost his mind when he heard her report?My first reaction was to hide myself in the water!Fortunately, there was Emperor Zhou by his side, who was well aware of Bo Yikao's temperament and deeds, so he immediately stretched out his arms to wrap his arms around his waist to prevent him from sinking, so as to prevent him from drowning himself alive in the bath!

Emperor Zhou originally planned to take advantage of Bo Yi Kao's inability to resist, and tease him again, but he didn't want to kill a Huang Guifei halfway to spoil the good thing, he was really annoyed!He lowered his head and told Bo Yikao who was in his arms not to come out, then let him go, got up and stepped out of the bath!

This Concubine Huang was truly daring and reckless, relying on her father and brother as her backing, although she was not afraid when she saw the Emperor Zhou walking out with anger on her face, she met the Emperor Dog's eyes without fear, Vow to achieve the purpose of this trip, or never give up!

Seeing Huang's upright and fearless face, the dog emperor clearly wrote the words "never admit your mistake" on his face, but he was very angry, and immediately asked her with a half-smile if she was full and had nothing to do. Yu Tang asked him to trouble him for what!

Concubine Huang hurriedly bowed and made a concubine ceremony, and then said innocently and sincerely to Emperor Zhou: "The concubine heard that His Majesty is pampering a man recently, and I don't believe it, so I came to check and verify."

The dog emperor snorted, gave Huang Guifei a blank look, and said mockingly: "My concubine is the lord of the third palace. Is she a person who acts rashly out of a little curiosity? If you don't tell lies in front of a real person, my concubine has already spared no effort to kill me." If you are annoyed, why bother to do these hypocritical politeness?"

Concubine Huang Guifei saw that Emperor Dog had taken the initiative to speak out, so she stopped aggrieved and continued to put on a show, and immediately stood up and said to Emperor Zhou: "The concubine came here to ask His Majesty something."

The dog emperor smiled and said: "Do you want to ask me to let you out of the palace, and it is best to send you to King Wu Cheng to kill the enemy together?" This Huang Guifei was really "long favored" by the dog emperor No, so Emperor Zhou knows her temperament best. Seeing her daring to annoy him at the risk of being slaughtered by him today, she looks ready to move, and the hidden scheming in it needs more effort to guess ?

Concubine Huang Guifei smiled shyly and said, "I think this is His Majesty's intention, don't you think so?"

She paused, then took a big step back suddenly, straightened her face, and then knelt on the ground like a general and cupped her hands and said, "As His Majesty's wife, this concubine understands His Majesty's changes best. Three After His Majesty was seriously ill a few years ago, it was like a different person, and the concubine felt that it was difficult to return to the past loving time with the current Majesty. And His Majesty has long since lost love for the concubine and the three thousand beauties in the harem." She raised her head. Looking at Emperor Zhou, he said: "Your Majesty is merciful. Instead of putting us and my sisters in the palace all day in fear and having no joy, why not show mercy and let the concubines go?"

Hearing the words, Emperor Zhou bowed slightly, looked at Huang Fei honestly and said, "Do you know that what you said is already contemptuous of Tianwei, and it even made me want to kill you?"

Concubine Huang closed her eyes slightly, and said: "The concubine knows, but before the treacherous concubine Su Daji entered the palace, although His Majesty was immersed in the harem every day, he never went to court. Others say that His Majesty is a fatuous womanizer, but always Accompanied by His Majesty, playing with His Majesty and concubines who gather concubines and palace people together, it is impossible to see that His Majesty has long stopped treating everyone in the harem as wives and concubines—His Majesty has the intention to train us and other sisters, and even teaches the concubines while playing The art of war, forgive me for thinking boldly, Your Majesty has already planned to send us out of the palace, to imitate our ancestors and concubines, and to be a good woman who can make contributions to the country!"

It turned out that Emperor Zhou had traveled from a different world. In the first two years, because of his power, he was severely oppressed by the nobles, so he could only hide in the palace and secretly make plans.He stayed in the palace, and in order to create an image of a tyrant and a fool, he naturally had to hang out with a hundred beauties in the harem, but he couldn't be interested in "other people's" wives.Later, he saw that Concubine Huang Gui, who was born as a general, had different interests from other concubines. She didn't like to be jealous. Instead, she often stayed in her own palace, read some military books, or played chess with others.So this foolish monarch had a different idea, taking advantage of Huang Guifei's special hobbies and often mixing with her, divided the concubines and servants in the palace into two columns, and the two made an agreement to bring one column to serve as soldiers, starting with the Imperial Garden as the battlefield The game of marching and fighting.

Because Concubine Huang has a high status, second only to the empress, and has a very good relationship with the empress, and she is always kind and pleasant to the concubines. Although the concubines hate this game, they don't blame her. They only think that Emperor Zhou is cruel. That's why they are forced to play the game of killing each other on the battlefield, which makes them hate it!

Concubine Huang naturally knew that this game made the concubines complain endlessly, but because of interest, she was always defeated by the dog emperor by one move, which made her feel annoyed. The concubines in the palace, in order to be able to get rid of the heavy status of "noble concubine", once again tied many sisters to themselves, and begged Emperor Zhou to let them go!

As for Emperor Zhou, he did have a plan to release the concubine from the palace—he was originally a man with a low sexual desire, and he was not very keen on things in bed. I only found him once, and as for the women he had before, they didn't attract his interest at all. It would be a waste of food to keep them in the palace for a long time. Why not let them go to the people and be a hardworking working people to plant seedlings and weave for him. Cloth is more cost-effective!

But they really never thought of sending these canaries, who are used to enjoying a life of prosperity and wealth, to the battlefield to kill the enemy!

But now he still has to pretend to be a fatuous and invincible lecherous tyrant, how can he send all the beauties in the palace to the gate of the palace one by one?This change will be speculated by interested people no matter what - this is what Emperor Zhou, who has worked so hard to manage the image of a tyrant, would never want to see!

Therefore, although Concubine Huang Guifei spoke earnestly and against her will, praised Emperor Zhou as a benevolent and wise king, Emperor Zhou refused to agree to her, and even suddenly lost his temper and asked someone to send her back to the West Palace to punish her. Confinement for three months!

However, according to the national law of the Shang Dynasty, the most powerful person in the harem is the queen who holds the divination position, not the emperor. Unless the concubine commits the serious crime of murdering the monarch and intending to rebel, the queen will decide and punish all other crimes. The punishments imposed also have the power of impeachment and refusal to execute.

The relationship between Concubine Huang Gui and Empress Jiang Shi is very good, Jiang Shi has to talk to her every day to explain the loneliness and emptiness in this deep palace, how can she see her locked in the palace and cannot come out to meet him?Therefore, it was rejected as soon as the decree was obtained, and no one even came to talk to Emperor Zhou in person, but just sent a court lady to report it, which is considered meaningful!

This Empress Jiang can be so contemptuous of Emperor Zhou, but she really can't be blamed. One can imagine the resentment in a woman's heart when she finds out that her husband is not only a slut but also likes to have sex with men.If it weren't for the sake of the two emperors' sons who didn't want to tear up face with Emperor Zhou, Empress Jiang would have already run up to him and pointed her nose at him and scolded him, how could she expect her to show good face?

Concubine Huang received the amnesty from Empress Jiang, and became even more arrogant with Empress Jiang's support, so she waited early in the imperial garden to intercept Emperor Zhou's promise to let her go out of the palace so that she could teach her to help her in the battlefield Brother helped me!