[Fengshen] Don't call me king

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Emperor Zhou's setting is an anti-social personality, so he happily chose the tyrant mode. As for whether the Shang Dynasty will be disabled, whether other people or gods will be disabled, it is not within his consideration.

But there is a saying, when I was born to be useful to bt, Emperor Zhou was lucky to be in an era that suits his temperament~

Ahem, actually I just want to say that personal choices are always different. Some people choose to be a wise king, some choose to be a tyrant, and some useless wood like me will hang on to the southeast branch at the first time~

(As for the title, please don’t pay attention to these details~)

Although Emperor Zhou was very satisfied with Boyi Kao's well-behaved and obedient, but the other party was not used to this kind of violation of etiquette, and he was quite critical of Emperor Zhou in his heart.

Emperor Zhou walked up to Bo Yikao, and saw that his expression was rather entangled, with a hint of disdain mixed in, how could he guess what he was entangled with, and what he was disdainful of?Can't help laughing: "Isn't the son used to 'treating each other as equals' with me?"

Bo Yi Kao was taught by Ji Chang since he was a child that every word and deed must follow the etiquette system in order to show everyone's demeanor, so he never dared to neglect his words and deeds.At this moment, although he disdained Emperor Zhou for treating him differently, but because he was afraid that he would attack him again and cause trouble for himself and even Xiqi, he hurriedly cupped his hands to answer, but unexpectedly, out of habit, he bent down again to prepare to salute.Seeing that he was "turning out of his old ways", Emperor Zhou immediately grabbed his hand and prevented him from doing the full ritual. Then he smiled and said to him, "I didn't bow just now, why do I bow now?"

Bo Yikao quickly stood up straight, knowing that he had accidentally disobeyed the order of the Hunjun, so he showed embarrassment on his face, lowered his head slightly, and replied with some embarrassment that he had been taught by his father since childhood, and it had become a habit to abide by the etiquette rules. Once you get used to it, it is difficult to change it for a while.

Bo Yikao quickly stood up straight, knowing that he had accidentally disobeyed the order of the Hunjun, so he showed embarrassment on his face, lowered his head slightly, and replied with some embarrassment that he had been taught by his father since childhood, and it had become a habit to abide by the etiquette rules. Once you get used to it, it is difficult to change it for a while.

Bo Yikao did not expect that Emperor Dog would suddenly say such words to himself as "showing love", so he couldn't help but raised his head to meet his eyes, trying to see if there was a playfulness in his eyes, but he only saw the tinge in his eyes. The smile seems to be meaningful, but it is elusive.

I don't know if he was tempted by the deep look in his eyes, but Bo Yikao had an impulse to find out the man's true thoughts, so he couldn't help but burst out: "Your Majesty, please forgive me for my ignorance. Although Your Majesty is In order to fulfill the original promise, he specifically asked his subjects not to treat each other with the courtesy of a monarch and his ministers, but Boyi Kao believed that the ritual system is more important than the law in the country. Your majesty is the head of all the people. It is really not for such reasons to act rashly. Easily damage the prestige of the etiquette system!"

He lightly turned his eyes away and looked elsewhere, and said: "The minister also believes that only when people respect each other can they truly communicate with each other, and only by following the etiquette and rules to treat each other can they not offend each other and let the other party feel that they are in good faith. Sincerity and respect, can His Majesty agree with what I said?"

Seeing his serious and quiet expression, Emperor Zhou not only didn't feel annoyed, but was very excited. He got up and talked with him: "I agree with Yi Kao's remarks very much, but I always feel that a person who likes to bow his knees to others has nothing at all. No dignity, no backbone at all - how can a person who does not know self-respect and self-respect teach others, especially the superiors, to respect him and get close to him? And his words and behaviors that are limited to etiquette are artificial and false in the eyes of others How can the other party believe that he has a sincere heart?"

Bo Yi Kao has always admired the etiquette system very much. Hearing Emperor Zhou's remarks at this time, he just felt that it was thunderous and nonsense!Unconvinced, Bo Yikao immediately retorted righteously: "Your Majesty's words are wrong. Take the adults in the court as an example. They all follow the rules of courtiers when they go to court every day. Three kowtows and nine obeisances, salutation, based on His Majesty's words just now, are they all treacherous officials and thieves with evil intentions?"

Because Emperor Zhou’s fallacies were so subversive, Bo Yikao felt very uncomfortable and angry, so after he said these words with a serious expression, he pursed his lips angrily, and even his eyes widened. He stared straight at Emperor Zhou, waiting to see how he would try to argue over it!

Unexpectedly, Emperor Zhou had no intention of defending his courtiers at all, but because of Bo Yikao's words, his eyes suddenly lit up, and then he opened his arms with relief and wanted to hug him in his arms.When Bo Yikao saw that the dog emperor was going to hug him, he was very nervous—the incident of being teased by the dog emperor in the bath yesterday was still vivid in his memory, how could Bo Yikao not react at all?Therefore, as soon as Emperor Zhou took a step towards him, he immediately backed away like a frightened rabbit, stared at Emperor Zhou vigilantly, and wanted to speak to him: "Your Majesty has not answered your question!"

Emperor Zhou didn't pay attention to his little struggle, just smiled and stretched out his long arms, and pulled Prince Xiqi, who was still retreating, into his arms.Then the Hunjun happily put his face on Xiqi Shizi's shoulder and sniffed it, and said happily: "I won't explain it to them, I believe in Yi Kao's judgment—it's rare for Yi Kao to show love." I want to remind you, how can I live up to your kindness? From this moment on, I will always be on guard against the evil intentions of these dishonest people! It's just that I always thought that Yi Kao didn't like me in his heart, but now it seems that he doesn't like me. That's not the case. Yi Kao's concern for me really makes me very happy and moved; I have received Yi Kao's sincerity for me, and I will always keep it in my heart, and I will never lose it!"

How could Bo Yikao have thought that Emperor Dog would interpret what he just said like this?He was dumbfounded and annoyed, afraid that the dog emperor really thought that he and him were in love, and then squeezed himself even harder. If that was the case, wouldn't he cry to death?

Bo Yikao was afraid that the dog emperor would take the two of them for granted as a couple who truly love each other, so he hurriedly explained that it was not so!Unexpectedly, just as he opened his mouth, the Dog Emperor immediately patted him on the back, and said coldly: "Bo Yikao, what are you talking about? Could it be that what you promised to be my lover at the beginning was a lie, and it was specially used to fool me?" Is it?" After saying that, he bit his neck!

Boyi was in pain during the exam, but he quickly calmed down under Emperor Zhou's cold questioning, and after a while he bit his lips and replied softly: "I have never... I have already done this. His Majesty has given His Majesty everything that He wants, so why does His Majesty still say that his subjects deceived His Majesty?"

After hearing this, Emperor Zhou laughed softly, let go of Bo Yikao, and said to him: "The so-called lovers should put the word love first before they can become a couple. What the eldest son did just now is clearly to be stubborn. You reject me out of your heart, and you are only willing to hand over your body to me, right?"

Emperor Zhou's questioning made Bo Yikao speechless. He was forced to accept the dog emperor, and even became a concubine. Trapped in the harem of the faint king, he would accept his love at any time like a woman. patronize.Bo Yikao thought he wouldn't like a tyrant or a foolish king, but now he was able to do this to the dog emperor. It was extremely wronged and painful. If the dog emperor wanted more, he really couldn't give it any more!

Seeing that he was really silent, Emperor Zhou acquiesced in his statement. Although he knew in his heart that this kid did not accept him from the bottom of his heart, he was still very unhappy to see him like this.Once he is unhappy, he must make others even more unhappy!So he chuckled lightly, and jokingly said: "Just now, Yi Kao was worried that I would be harmed by treacherous ministers, so he made a special remonstrance, why now he has turned back into a shy rabbit, and refuses to even speak? I just talked to you You're kidding, don't be scared by me!"

Bo Yikao raised his head slightly, but Emperor Zhou hugged him back in his arms, and said coldly in his ear: "I am not a fool, how can I live up to the love and love of Prince Xiqi? As the saying goes, reciprocate. Since I have accepted your friendship, I will naturally give you a big gift back."

After finishing speaking, he let go of Bo Yi Kao, turned around and pushed aside the pen and paper on the table, took a new roll of blank bamboo slips and opened it, and put the pen knife into Bo Yi Kao's hand, he still didn't say a word, but looked surprised, The skeptical Bo Yikao smiled and said: "The handwriting of the son of Xiqi is really beautiful and attractive, much better than my ministers! Today I happen to have a job to convey the will of all the princes in the world, so the son of Xiqi will take the trouble to do it for you. How do I draft it?"

"What is Your Majesty's will?" Bo Yikao looked at the exquisite pen knife in his hand and asked aloud, but he felt a little uneasy in his heart. He was afraid that this decree was not drawn up by the eight hundred princes, but was purely aimed at Xiqi. here.

Emperor Na Zhou sneered and said with a smile: "Since I want you to draft the imperial decree, how can I hide it from you? Just engrave what I said on the bamboo slips verbatim!" After that, the dog emperor coughed , and then read it out loudly.When Bo Yikao heard that the first half of the imperial decree was that in order to promote new crops of grain, the Hunjun actually pardoned the world for tax exemption for three years. He was really surprised and amazed. Otherwise, how could he suddenly show such a benevolent, righteous and virtuous side to the world?

The shameless and ignorant dog emperor immediately blinked at him when he saw him coming to see him, he couldn't find the cold and hypocritical appearance just now!From the first time he met the dog emperor, Bo Yikao knew that the other party was a moody person, and his temperament was always changing like clouds in the sky.I felt that I couldn't see through him at all, so I just curled my lips and lowered my head, but I was annoyed that I was too reckless just now, why did I stupidly want to argue with this bastard?How can this bastard make sense?Since he wants to disregard etiquette and act recklessly, let him go, why bother to be a loyal minister and speak directly to the faint emperor for Chaoge's ministers?

Bo Yikao was angry in his heart, but the pen knife in his hand didn't stop for a moment.When Emperor Zhou said that all princes and aristocratic families in the world should be exempted from taxes for five years, Bo Yikao couldn't help being taken aback, thinking to himself that this dog emperor is really not simple, and if he makes such a fuss, won't the four princes' finances be strained immediately?The rebellious princes, such as Xiqi, will inevitably be trapped by money in the past five years, slowing down the speed of collecting materials and expanding armaments!

Just as he was thinking this way, Emperor Zhou asked him to draw up another decree, which was actually a continuation of the previous decree, requiring all princes in the world to obey that decree. The rebellious ministers and thieves, everyone can punish them!

After drawing up the second imperial edict, Bo Yikao stared at the rows of words he had carved, and was stunned for a long time.It wasn't until Emperor Zhou hummed and reminded him that Boyikao woke up suddenly, raised his head and took a step forward, firmly grasping Emperor Zhou's wrists, and asked him angrily: "Your Majesty It is clearly said that as long as Bo Yi is in charge, His Majesty will never take the initiative to persecute Xi Qi!"

Emperor Zhou pretended to be surprised to look at Bo Yikao, but there was no lack of sneer in his words: "Why did your son say these words? When did I persecute you, Xiqi?"

Bo Yikao involuntarily clenched his hands, gritted his teeth, and complained angrily and desolately: "Your Majesty clearly knows my Xiqi's ambitions, but now he puts a sharp weapon to eradicate dissidents into my father's hands. Dare Your Majesty say that this decree is not aimed at I, Xiqi, came here to deliberately lure my father to expand his ambitions? At that time, even if His Majesty takes action to suppress me, Xiqi, he will naturally not violate the promise he made to his subjects..."

The poor Xiqi prince couldn't help but bow his head at the end, he was angry and ashamed - thinking that he always respected and loved his father, but now he wanted to personally compare him to a traitor and traitor, this violation of filial piety How does guilt teach him to bear it?

Emperor Zhou grabbed Bo Yikao's hands with his back, let him lean against his chest, then stroked his soft long hair, and said with a light smile, "You also know that what I envoy is just a trick to seduce, Xiqi rebellion and non-rebellion The initiative is always in the hands of your father—the princes who are seduced by this decree are not limited to Xiqi, and your father will not be the only one who will set up a righteous teacher to go around and hunt down evil officials for me."

When Bo Yikao heard this, his body shook immediately, and then trembled slightly.He immediately stretched out his hands and hugged Emperor Zhou tightly, as if frightened by fear, and now he can only rely on this tyrant for comfort.

Emperor Zhou lightly picked up a strand of hair to play with, but he said with a teasing smile: "You are hugging me to show me that you want to offer yourself a pillow for Xiqi and your father's ambition again, to stay with me for a night? "

Bo Yikao's body trembled even more, and his head lowered even more.He rested his forehead on Emperor Zhou's chest, and said softly, "I don't think so..."

Emperor Zhou asked, "Then you are trembling all over, are you afraid of me? Is it so scary that you are so afraid?"

"I'm afraid of Your Majesty, but now I'm even more afraid of my father's ambition." Bo Yikao panted lightly.Then he raised his head and looked at Emperor Zhou with his eyes wide open, reddened with heat, as if he wanted to put the Emperor Zhou at this moment into his eyes.

The young Xiqi heir looked at Emperor Zhou for a long time, and then asked softly as if afraid of being frightened: "Your Majesty, I have always wanted to ask Your Majesty a question in my mind, but I never dared to ask it."

Emperor Zhou raised his eyebrows and teased, "You dare now?"

"It doesn't matter whether you dare or not!" Bo Yikao said, "Can Your Majesty tell your subjects that this world is really worthless in His Majesty's heart?"