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"You're finally awake!" Youguang closed his eyelids, opened them, closed them, opened them again, and it was another situation.

Wen Jie sat beside her and scolded teasingly.

"You old liar!"

"Did you see it?" I felt a little disappointed, but in fact, from the very beginning, I didn't expect to be able to fool this Tianshan Child Elder. Looking at the apples she was peeling, I suddenly felt very familiar with the real world.

"I thought that when I woke up, I was confronted with questions from a group of people, but I didn't expect... hey..." Sighing, I stretched out my hand to the apple...

"There are still a lot on the plate. Everyone came to peel one to see your work. You can eat something else!" Wen Jie hid for a while, and tapped a plate of already-peeled apples on the bedside table with her chin. It has turned yellow, and some are still very fresh. While talking, he took a bite of the one he cut in half, and looked at me with raised eyebrows.

"Why does everyone have to peel apples?" I picked out the freshest one, took a bite, and asked, "Who peeled this?"

"Young Master Zhao~"

"Oh, what about others?" I nodded, thinking that I would be very happy to be able to eat the apples peeled by that destructive friend in my lifetime, but I was scorned by Wen Jie, an old monster.

"Do you think you can be more shameless!? You didn't see it when you passed out. That scared this group of innocent poor children! Mo Ran almost cried! I thought you were going to die!"

She gestured with a fruit knife, and said indignantly: "There is also that kid surnamed Zhao, who comes over every hour and peels an apple. He peels two-thirds of the pile of apples. You deliberately Let's do it!"

"Well, I did do it on purpose." I nodded happily, and then I was rolled my eyes again.

"It's obviously a ghost! Why are you pretending to be weak? You are so disgusting!" Wen Jie said excitedly, and turned the fruit knife...

"You want to kill and kill!" I grabbed the knife and stuck it on the table. The more I thought about it, the more afraid I became, this old monster...

"Then you cry again and show me!" Wen Jie curled her lips and snorted disdainfully, "Your tricks are useless to me, and what's more, what you did just now bluffed everyone Live, but they are going to send you to a psychiatric hospital for a good look..."

"I'm going! Hospital size! Just treat it as my selective amnesia!" I lay down again, and threatened the moment before I closed my eyes, "Don't hold me back, you know?!"

"Give you a middle finger! Go to hell!" The old monster was still grinning...

After the afternoon of the next day, according to the plan, I "lost my memory". Everything that happened before, including the shooting incident, I pretended that it didn't happen. I was secretly elated while watching a group of people with faces like they had eaten flies. I thought about it, but I didn't expect that bastard Xia Jun would dare to come after a series of pretending to be crazy!

"Are you all right?"

When he came this time, he was wearing casual clothes. He didn't look like a soldier but a bandit.I silently glanced at the fruit basket in his hand and the carnations in his arms, so I silently decided to take revenge on him in the future... Hehe... Damn it!If you dare to ask me to lick that thing of yours, then you will end up with chrysanthemums all over the floor!

My eyes stayed on the handful of bananas in the fruit basket, I giggled twice, raised my eyes to look at him formally, and asked, "Who are you?"

"I……"

He looked embarrassed and didn't know how to answer, and at this moment of his embarrassment, I stepped forward and grabbed his hand, expressing my feelings excitedly.

"Actually, you don't have to be so polite! Respecting the old and loving the young are our Chinese virtues! Although I was wounded to save your wife who was raped, I think this is an honorable thing!"

After some words, Xia Jun finally stopped hesitating, decisively dodged my hands that were still squeezing him, gritted his teeth and started the self-introduction of "meeting for the first time": "I am your high school classmate, Xia Jun .do not you remember?"

"Xia Jun? What Xia Jun? I only know about the Red Army, the Detachment of Women, and probiotics." I continued to pretend to be crazy, and I continued to program in my mind how to S/M kill this guy after revenge.

"I'm sorry about that~ His mind is still not very clear. It is probably because the doctor forgot to put his brain back after he was shot in the head." I, who provoked class conflicts, pushed back on the bed, "The patient should rest first, we are going out."

I took a look at Xia Jun's livid face, and suddenly wanted to stab him again, so when he was surrounded by a group of people and left, I shouted behind him: "Oh! That's right! I remembered You are the kid who copied my homework in high school!"

"Obviously you never do your homework, okay?" Xia Jun couldn't help but turned around and yelled, and was finally pushed out by Xiao Yu and Wen Tao.

Wen Jie was still sitting next to me, I sat up and looked at her with a smile, and she also looked at me with a smile, so there was a stalemate.

"Are you happy?" she asked suddenly.

"Unhappy." I twisted my neck, and for a moment I still couldn't calm down the trembling in my heart, and said, "Actually, I'm not completely fearless."

"Yeah, so you still play so big?"

"I want them to think that I don't have any abilities, so this is actually a kind of self-defense." I shook my head helplessly, and looked out the window. all good……

"What do you want to do next, a shame? Bring Xiao Ling back?" Wen Jie then asked.

"Heh! I'm not that interested. I have a more interesting ending waiting for him than this!"

I turned around, smiled, and began to develop a beautiful idea.Wen Jie, the old monster, was also noncommittal about this, shaking her head and starting to pack her things, preparing to go through the discharge procedures with me.At around 3 o'clock in the afternoon, I was discharged from the hospital early, with a bandage on my head and a bald head, and I decided to buy a wig and come back.Wen Jie still smiled and said some wicked jokes, and I found that I seemed to have been assimilated by her.

"Don't you want to know the follow-up of what you solved that day?" After returning home, she poured herself a glass of water familiarly, sat on the sofa and looked at me with a leisurely smile.

"What's the matter?" I really couldn't react for a while, could it be that my brain really forgot to be put back?How can it be!

"It's about the fact that you didn't hesitate to be punished to death by Young Master Gu, and you pulled the beads off his wrist bravely and fearlessly. You don't want to ask what happened to those beads?" The old monster is still very cunning.

"Tell me, what do you want to know?" I sighed, and sat down face to face with her, "Will you tell me first or should I tell you first?"

"Of course, the juniors are the first to confess!" Wen Jie became excited all of a sudden, blinking and blinking, and began to provoke that weird smile, and said, "What is your relationship with that so-and-so army? Classmate? It's not that simple, is it?"

"He and I have been classmates since junior high school, and then went to the same high school." Recalling, I began to lean back and look at the chandelier on the roof...

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