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Inside the mourning hall, the dutiful son waited outside the door. When the nailer knocked on the coffin inside, the dutiful son outside shouted: "Don't warn!", which is commonly known as "hiding the nails"...

(2009.8.1. somewhere in Henan.)

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The matter was finally resolved, and Immortal Ru obediently stood aside, although he was dissatisfied, but when he heard that I was only "obliged" for a while, somehow he regained his mental balance and stopped intervening .After all, Bai Yong's death is a taboo in this village, and the sooner he is buried in the ground, the sooner he can rest in peace, the sooner everyone can feel at ease.

"Bai Yong, born on July 1963, 7, native of Kaifeng, Henan, educational background: postgraduate.

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In 1988, he served as the deputy director and engineer of the Y County Textile Factory in K City; in 1989, he served as the director and senior engineer of the Y County Textile Factory in K City;

In 1997, he served as assistant to the mayor of the People's Government of K City, director of the textile factory, and secretary of the party committee.

In 1999, he served as assistant to the mayor of the People's Government of T City, a member of the party group, director of the Economic and Trade Committee, and secretary of the Industrial Work Committee.

In 2001, he served as assistant to the mayor of the People's Government of T City and secretary of the K City Party Committee.

In 2006, he served as a member of the Standing Committee of the Municipal Party Committee of T and Secretary of the Municipal Party Committee of K City; in 2007, City J held a meeting of leading cadres of the city, announcing that Bai Yong was appointed as a member of the Municipal Party Committee, Standing Committee, and Deputy Secretary of J Municipal Committee, and was nominated as a candidate for the mayor of J City, and he was removed from the Standing Committee of the Municipal Committee of T City , committee member and secretary of the K Municipal Party Committee.

J市No.13届人民代表大会常务委员会No.14次会议，2008年12月12日任命白勇为J市市长职务。”

I put down the documents in my hand, looked at Zhao Boyang who was sitting opposite, and prepared to start a busy day...

Traditional funerals are very complicated, but I never expected that in just one month, I would attend three funerals, and this third funeral was the most troublesome one.

The third day of the seventh month of the lunar calendar is suitable for offering sacrifices, planting, praying for blessings, and burial.Avoid, receiving livestock, moving into a house, building a house, breaking ground.

Bai Yong, the new mayor of J City, died suddenly after "excessive worry" after the funeral of his youngest daughter Bai Siqi.

As an insignificant but slightly related person, I still went to the funeral of Mayor Bai. The mayor died in his hometown at the age of 46. Due to the customs and rules of his hometown, the funeral was very particular. It is also quite heavy.

At first, as a funeral service provider, I should have been knowledgeable about attending funerals and even being able to see such an ancient funeral, but this is not the case.It's just because I didn't expect that, as an outsider, I would still be involved. It really gave people a headache for a long time, and it was not until the day of the funeral that I was relieved.

It is a Chinese custom that after a person dies, a new set of clothes should be put on him, which is commonly known as "mortuary clothes", commonly known as "shroud clothes" and "old clothes".Clothed on the deceased just before or immediately after his or her expiry.But the filial son can put them on himself one by one, and then peel them off one by one, and put them on for the dead... Just the beginning, it's troublesome.

Firstly, the number and materials of the mortuary clothes are very particular, and secondly, Bai Yong died suddenly, and he just lost a jewel in his palm. Where did the dutiful son come from?Fortunately, after some ups and downs, we finally found his son who was studying abroad---a little white rabbit...

The little white rabbit didn't understand the rules of his hometown. When he heard that his father had died, he locked himself in the house without eating or drinking and cried for a whole day. Then he heard that his sister had also died. After that, he was very depressed again. It took a while to cheer up.Among them, Zhao Boyang did a great job!

Although the little white rabbit cooperated and cooperated, but because Bai Yong's hometown is too pedantic, there are so many broken rules that he is annoying to death.His private life is indiscreet, his two wives --- his ex-wife and his eldest daughter Bai Ke are unwilling to attend the funeral, and his current wife has just died and his daughter is unwilling to admit that Bai Yong secretly sent the illegitimate child abroad to raise him for so many years ...

The result can be imagined ----- chickens fly and dogs jump...

And then, the chicken and the egg beat...

The little white rabbit looked at Zhao Boyang and me with teary eyes.Outside the house, the seven aunts and eight aunts are also surrounded by layers, some of them are good at divination, and some are good at doing tricks!

All in all, there is nothing that does not put pressure on this embarrassing "filial son". An hour ago, the head of the Bai family also came to greet this child deeply...

I'm still working out the process for the day of the funeral. To be precise, I don't have the right to change any design or anything. The condition of the corpse...

"Little White Rabbit" sat beside "Baby Sheep".The gentle "Baby Sheep" touched the head of the "Little White Rabbit" and comforted him in a low voice. A "Big Bad Wolf" sat opposite them and buzzed, realizing that this scene was so incredible...

That's right, I am the big bad wolf, Zhao Boyang is the baby sheep, and the illegitimate son of Bai Yong who rushed back to China out of pure filial piety, but was bullied by others——Bai Leqi, is the little white rabbit.

The issues of mortuary clothes and filial son have been settled, and I don’t need to worry about being buried with Shoucai, but there is one thing, because Bai Yong died violently, even though he died in his hometown, he also hoped that Yu Luoye would return to his roots and soul, but he followed the rules. , cannot be buried in the ancestral grave.

Because of this incident, Bai Yong's current wife quarreled with me, the patriarch quarreled with me, Bai Yong's relatives surnamed Bai also quarreled with me, and then even the little white rabbit who never spoke much also quarreled with me with tears in his eyes. ...

Fu forehead and sigh.

Fuck with me!I have no right to speak!He's not related to Mayor Bai!

While I secretly lamented Bai Yong's sudden death and all the ensuing inconsistencies in the world, I was also very impatient----this funeral is a free service!

I took a peek at Zhao Boyang's direction from behind the information, the little white rabbit's mood obviously didn't improve, and he still looked sad, but the problem was still not solved. I began to fantasize about dealing with Mayor Bai's Funeral, I must escape from these obviously weirder guys, and find happiness by myself...

"Small burials are moved to the bed, and large burials are placed in the hall." When entering the burial, the head should face outward and the feet should face inward.If the deceased has a wife or husband and is still alive, the pillow used when laying the funeral must be low enough that one's feet cannot be seen.Otherwise, he would let his wife (or her husband) go with him...

Regarding this point, on the same day, I began to think unkindly, if Mayor Bai could take his wife away with him, how about taking his ex-wife away?Or take away the current wife who is the second mistress? ... Or, take away the third wife who is far away in the United States?

Besides, the custom in this area prohibits filial sons from entering the house, that is to say, there are still many things that I want to discuss with Little White Rabbit in detail...

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