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O Satan, have mercy on my long misery!

-------- Charles Baudelaire "Flowers of Evil · Rebellion · Lian Prayer to Satan"

On the day of the funeral.

when!

Nail the coffin.

"Don't call the police!"

The little white rabbit shouted outside the door.

Animals such as cats and dogs are forbidden to approach the corpse before encoffining, otherwise it is easy to deceive the corpse. Since I am not a relative, I stand at a distance and avoid it, lest my shadow be nailed into the coffin.But every time I heard the sound of nailing the coffin or the sound of the filial son outside the door saying "don't call the police", I felt a big sigh of relief.

Fortunately, there is no fraudulent corpse, fortunately, there is no fraudulent corpse!

If I really encountered some kind of cat or dog whose yang energy moved into the corpse and caused a fake corpse, then wouldn’t it be a fucking loss for my thankless free service? !

Standing on the door frame of a wing room far away from the mourning hall, he looked up at the sky. The sun was scorching in the sky, and the temperature these days was not good enough for Mayor Bai's corpse. There are going to be maggots.

Then, there is the funeral.

I have also talked about it before, but the pedantic concept is still stubborn to not let the sudden death of Bai Yong be buried in the ancestral grave, but to be buried on the mountain behind the village.After completing a series of missions, the little white rabbit stood by without saying a word, with red circles around his eyes, trying to "move" me with his little eyes that I still feel pitiful for.

The little white rabbit seems to be saying: My father is dead, my sister is also dead, and my stepmother doesn't recognize me... What should I do?

The big bad wolf is thinking: None of my business!When can I get out of this damn mountain village! ?

Standing silently by the side, Baby Goat, who is trying to show his presence to the little white rabbit, is thinking: When can we become good friends with the little white rabbit?

The expressionless Mrs. Bai was thinking: ...%&×￥#@^!

Ah, all in all, all in all, it's hard to say, it's better for everyone to bury the dead early, and then go back and seriously think about things that the living should think about.

The burial is finally over, and the next step is the return journey. Along the way, the little white rabbit obviously avoided walking with those strange relatives of the Bai family who can be called ghosts and sprites. Instead, it ended up walking closest with me and Zhao Boyang. .

As soon as the funeral was over, I was thankful that there was no such thing as fraudulent corpse, and at the same time, I was also glad that although this group of people were troublesome, they were not more troublesome than the information I had checked before.

Half way down the mountain, suddenly it began to drizzle, and the already nervous little white rabbit suddenly became more nervous, and quickly passed me, looking helpless...

"That's a good thing."

I looked up at the still bright and clear sky, feeling the difference between the rain in the mountains and the rain in the city, and said: "It rains after the burial. This is an auspicious sign. Don't be nervous." , generation after generation is rich."

This kind of consolation may not be very effective, but the little white rabbit pursed the corners of his mouth after hearing this, and seemed to feel relieved, and then returned to the team and continued down the mountain with peace of mind. The time of the return journey is also very particular. .

Zhao Boyang deliberately dragged me away from the little white rabbit, and looked at me suspiciously.

"You can't make it up casually, right?" His face was frosty, as serious as if I had cheated a pure soul.

"I didn't lie this time!" I hurriedly clarified: "It's true. But there is such a statement!"

The baby sheep and the little white rabbit are both herbivores, so they hit it off right away, so the baby sheep found out that being friends with the big bad wolf is not as fun as being friends with the little white rabbit...

Thinking of this, I purposely looked at Zhao Boyang resentfully for a long time before continuing on my way, saying that I am about to "wake up", why can't I give me some warm care at the end?Feelings, I have been in the world for more than 20 years, and I have been despised everywhere?

As the saying goes: When the rain hits the tomb, generations get rich.If it rains after burial, it is considered auspicious and auspicious.However, on the contrary, after encoffining, it is customary to avoid the rain to bury the coffin, so that future generations will suffer from poverty.As the proverb goes: When the rain strikes the spirit, the generations are poor.That is to say, even if this Bai Yong dies, his offspring ----- Little White Rabbit, according to this theory, will be like his father in the future, with no worries about food and clothing, and rich as hell.

Making friends with prospective local tyrants, um, sounds good!I am a person who actually believes in the destiny!

So, nothing more to say.

The ninth day of the seventh lunar month.

Little White Rabbit wanted to leave ahead of time, and Zhao Boyang and I also had the same intention, so the three of us went back to City J without any hindrance, even as if everyone was expecting us to leave.The reason why I didn't go back to S City is because I still have a lot of troubles and unresolved matters there, and because it is the little white rabbit's request, because he needs to wait for Mrs. Bai to come back to deal with his father's inheritance. A series of bad...

It was not until today that I discovered that the baby sheep is a wolf in sheep's clothing...

On the first day back in J City, Baby Sheep coaxed the little white rabbit into obedience, showing a tendency to chase after him. At the same time, I, who has been a friend of Baby Sheep for 20 years, dressed as a big bad wolf The evil ghost of Pi began to worry and bewilder endlessly: Has the baby sheep changed his taste?

For long-distance calls, Wen Jie is happy to hear her opinion.

In the end, he sent a special congratulatory message frantically, saying: 2333333 Zhao Boyang, Mr. Zhao is bent!The world is in harmony!

Well, the drama of love ethics is going on in full swing here, and besides my own troubles that are hard to get started, I also have to deal with those nails that have been planted since I first returned to J City...

In the coffee shop, a 21-year-old young girl was sitting opposite me, with a dark face waiting for me to give an explanation.

"This matter... I can't help." I thought about it for a long time, but still rejected the consideration.

"Then you're willing to let them all go on like this?" The girl's complexion has never been better from the beginning, and the originally pale color is now even more frightening because she is angry.

She is the eldest daughter who is unwilling to attend Bai Yong's funeral, Bai Ke, and we met at her sister Bai Siqi's funeral.

At one point, she was just like me...

The same yin and yang eyes.

And I am a yin, but she is a real living person in the world!

This realization surprised me, and also, she was really good at hiding, and she was really indifferent and calm enough.In comparison... I recalled what happened at Bai Siqi's funeral when I first returned to J City more than a month ago...

"Then you just don't care about this matter? Anyway, no matter whether you care about it or not, no one can stop me!" Just as I was still recalling the horrific chaos more than a month ago, Bai Ke couldn't bear it anymore. Can't stand my inaction.

He slapped the table, stood up and released the final declaration, which was intended to teach me not to pretend to be a good person and stir up the muddy water.

I rolled my eyes, this muddy water, if you teach me to mess it up, I won't mess it up!

Watching Bai Ke's figure gradually disappear, I paid the bill and prepared to go back to the place where I was temporarily staying ----- Bai Yong's villa.

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