[comprehensive] tin can girlfriend

After dinner, Wanda and Pietro went to the bedroom on the second floor to pack up the things they would take away the day after tomorrow, so there were only a group of idle men and women left in the huge living room.

"Tony, you invited us to drink, but what you drank was the draft beer that you can see everywhere on the street. Are you ashamed?" Natasha, who is addicted to alcohol, refused to budge on this question. She stuck out the tip of her tongue and licked it. At the corner of his mouth, "The red wine just now is very to my taste, so you can just take it."

The little clumsy behind Tony slowly moved over with a case of beer, and Tony glanced back: "Little clumsy, can you walk faster? You've been looking like this all day long, be careful One day I will donate you to the state university." The little clumsy man who was intimidated by Tony was obviously much faster, but when he came to Tony to put down the beer, it felt very tired and grabbed Tony's trousers with its mechanical hands.

"Move faster, do you understand?" Tony stretched out his hand comfortingly to caress the steel back of the little clumsy hand, "Go, let us adults talk for a while."

The little clumsy hand tugged a few more times, Tony could only patiently say a few more words before it reluctantly left.

"You are really patient with the little clumsy." Barton laughed and teased, but was stabbed in the ribs by Laura's elbow.

The soles of Tony's feet were covered with beer. He raised his legs, looked around and stepped on the carpet lightly: "I am also very patient with you. Don't sit next to the table, it's too far away. Let's sit directly on the carpet." Jasmine followed Tony, sitting next to him.

"Agree." When Natasha passed by Tony, she also took away two bottles of beer, and finally sat on the other side of Jasmine.

Steve took a bottle with a smile, and sat down next to Tony: "I have no objection." Bucky next to him didn't speak, took two bottles and sat next to him.

Laura joined the Women's League, and Barton naturally sat with Laura.In the end, three women sat in a semicircle, and the other four men sat in another semicircle.

"Even I can only collect one bottle of the red wine you drink. If you want to drink it next time, I suggest you accept more missions from world rich people who are similar to me. But I think how many such world rich people are there?" After all, there are not many people who are as rich and powerful as me." Tony raised his eyebrows, picked up the bottle opener in the box and threw it to Natasha, "I wish you success, Natasha."

Natasha smiled slightly, but didn't express anything, she just said, "Will you replace Jasmine's wine tonight?"

"You say that, I'm so scared." Tony made a grimace at Natasha, not afraid of death provocation, "In terms of drinking capacity, the captain and the Winter Soldier metabolize quickly, get rid of the two of them, and the rest of them I should be number one."

Barton joined in the fun and booed: "I don't agree with what you said, how about we compare?"

The cap of the beer bottle in her hand was pried off by Natasha, and the bottle opener was handed to Laura, who held the bottle and poured it into her mouth.After putting down the bottle, Natasha sneered, "Just compare."

"Although Bucky and I won't participate in your match, I bet that Tony must be wrong." Steve said with a smile, he crossed his legs, his upper body was straight, and he looked decent.In contrast, Bucky's sitting posture looks more comfortable, with one leg stretched straight, one leg bent, and his hands resting on his knees.

Button took the bottle opener from Laura, and continued with Steve's words: "Captain, Bucky, who do you think can win?"

"Wait, it's no fun just guessing, why don't we take a gamble?" Jasmine sat dignifiedly, and with her delicate makeup, she looked different from other people's style, but at this moment her brain slowly began to function. , ready to benefit himself, "Just bet on how the Avengers will work tomorrow?"

"Steve and I are not members of the Avengers now." Bucky quickly found an excuse to avoid this gamble.

However, I never expected Laura to respond quickly: "This is better. Let Stark and Barton take over the task and get paid, but the two of you will do the task. This is the game."

"Wait a minute." Steve didn't react a little bit, "Just bet, why let the two of us work, shouldn't it be the three people except the game who bet and everyone bet together?"

"Except for the three people in the game, the remaining four of you bet." Natasha narrowed her eyes, her lips were slightly moist because of the beer, "Laura, I have a question to ask, so her I'll do the work for her. Molly, what do you think of me or Tony completing the game instead of her?"

"I have no objection." Tony shrugged, refusing to fall behind Natasha, picked up the bottle and began to drink.Laura looked at Natasha in surprise, but nodded in agreement without asking any questions.Button had no objection, only Steve felt that he was shooting himself in the foot, and finally agreed with Bucky.

Tony put the empty wine bottle by his side, held Jasmine's hand firmly, and kissed it on his lips: "Just drinking is boring, come to play truth or dare?"

"In this case, the question I want to ask Laura may not wait until the end." Natasha said slowly, but her movement of drinking was not slow at all, "If I can ask in advance, Barton, Laura's work Please do it for her."

"No problem." Barton agreed, watching Tony's shameless show of affection, his heart was about to move, and before he started to do it, Laura, who had sensed his inner activities in advance, gave him a glare.

Bucky was expressionless, covering his face with his hands on his knees, and said painfully, "Steve, don't hurt me."

"It's not hurting you." Steve smiled and the two brothers seemed to pat Bucky on the shoulder a few times, "I bet Natasha wins."

"Of course I stand by Tony unconditionally." Jasmine said immediately, rubbing her head on Tony's shoulder, asking him for credit.Tony snorted in satisfaction, clasped five fingers with Jasmine, and drank faster.

Here Barton looked at Laura aggrievedly, but Laura didn't even give him the corner of her eye.Natasha, who was caught in the middle, received caring looks from Steve and Bucky one after another, and sneered, "Is it better?"

"I beat Natasha too." Bucky showed his face, said suddenly, picked up a beer and began to comfort himself, maybe he and Steve could really win.

Laura looked at Barton, then at Natasha, then at Barton, and was defeated by Barton's eyes: "I'm crushing Barton."

"Truth or Dare determines the outcome by how fast you drink a bottle of wine." Before speaking, Tony noticed that the three of them had just opened the bottle cap, so they made this proposal.The remaining two people had no objection, Jasmine got up and put the cut fruits and pastries for the rest of the people, and put them in the center of the circle where everyone was sitting.

The living room was filled with the sound of beer being swallowed, and Jasmine grabbed a handful of sunflower seeds: "When are you two planning to return to the team?"

"In two more days." Steve and Bucky were not idle either, drinking no less than the three players in the competition, but they didn't see the slightest blushing or panting.After Barton didn't make any small moves, Laura was completely indifferent to chatting with everyone. Her eyes kept flying to Barton who was pouring beer, and she frowned slightly.

At this time, Natasha put the wine bottle on the carpet, raised her eyebrows and smiled proudly: "Now I will ask Laura a question."

"Of course." Barton, who was only slightly slower than Natasha, breathed a sigh of relief, and stretched out his hand to motion for Natasha to ask directly.

Laura put away her casual look, and sat obediently on the carpet, completely different from the half-hearted person just now.

"Relax, it's just a very simple question." The corners of Natasha's mouth became more and more raised, and the water in her eyes was rippling. "Are you the author of the Avengers Love Diary?"

The men were all at a loss, and only Jasmine and Barton knew why Natasha asked.Jasmine recalled the contents of the love diary, and couldn't help but raise the corners of her mouth like Natasha.

Tony and Jasmine bit their ears: "You know?"

"The last time I was helping Wanda with her homework, I found her reading it. I flipped through a couple of pages." Jasmine looked at Steve and Bucky in Mengbi, and deliberately lowered her voice in order to keep it mysterious.

Laura was embarrassed, blushed rare, and nodded with difficulty: "It's me."

"Usually you never blush when I say sweet words, but I suddenly want to know what you wrote in the book." After seeing Laura's expression, Barton said helplessly, "As your husband, I ask for gentle treatment. "

"Laura, look at Barton's performance, quickly kick him and find someone rich and handsome like me." Tony took the opportunity to open another bottle, and Natasha, who noticed Tony's movements, followed closely behind.

Before Laura could speak, Barton quickly raised a white flag: "Treating gently means asking my wife to maintain her usual attitude towards me. Laura is usually very gentle to me." Seeing Barton's performance, Laura covered her mouth and smiled happily.

"It's not fair!" Only then did he notice that the other two contestants had left him far behind. Button looked at the wine bottles around the three of them, and it was almost certain that his workload would be doubled tomorrow.

Natasha shrugged, and took the beer that Jasmine took out from the box: "I didn't say you can't compare your brains with alcohol."

Barton choked, angrily put down the unfinished beer in his hand, and looked at Laura aggrieved.Laura took Button's hand hesitantly: "The little princess is waiting for the milk powder money you earn tomorrow."

Jasmine quietly watched the excitement, while the lonely Steve and Bucky could only sit and passively endure the successive violent attacks of the two couples.

This time, the clever Tony finished drinking first, held the bottle in one hand, and held Jasmine's hand in the other, then turned around and asked her, "Do you love me?"

"Of course I love you." Jasmine replied without thinking.

The corners of Steve's raised lips were evened out, and he waved his hands blankly: "Tomorrow's work, we two will do it, I think this competition is completely meaningless."

"Tsk, it really doesn't make any sense." Bucky immediately followed Steve to express his anger at being abused as a single dog.

Tony started to argue with the two in a daze, and Jasmine looked at him with a gentle smile.Natasha did not forget the bet, and she drank all the remaining wine in the case.Laura and Barton are still fighting each other, and Wanda and Pietro, who have been upstairs all the time, are also whispering about their siblings.

The author has something to say: Master Bruce Wayne is already on the way