[comprehensive] tin can girlfriend

Barton readily gave up the right to participate, and temporarily gave up tomorrow's work, drinking and watching the excitement in front of him.Tony was already so dizzy from drinking that he couldn't find the north, south, east and west, and he couldn't even see the face of Jasmine in front of him clearly.

"Is it better?" Natasha arranged the empty wine bottles in a good shape, bared her teeth at Tony, and smiled happily.

Just as Wanda and Pietro stood at the top of the stairs, the strong smell of wine rushed over their faces.Seeing the adults forming a circle, Wanda walked towards Jasmine without hesitation.Both Natasha and Jasmine moved aside, and Pietro saw the timing and quickly ran over and sat in the middle.

"Both of you have packed your things?" Jasmine's hand was still held by Tony, and she could only let Tony move, turning her head to look at Wanda and Pietro.

Tony noticed that Jasmine was looking away from him, so he curled his lips and pulled Jasmine's hand twice, trying to make her look at him.Jasmine stretched out her hand to pat the back of Tony's head, Tony hooked the corners of his mouth in satisfaction, leaned on Jasmine's shoulder, and muttered in a daze, "Of course it's better than...better..."

"After the two get engaged, we should go." Bucky's eyes twitched after seeing this scene, he couldn't look at Tony's clinginess any more, and looked sideways at Steve.

Steve didn't think about it that much, he stretched out his hands to straighten Tony upright so that Jasmine wouldn't be overwhelmed by Tony.Steve put his hand in front of Tony's eyes and kept shaking it, trying to wake him up: "Tony, are you drunk?"

"No..." Tony immediately opened his eyes wide sensitively, straightened his body, and suddenly collapsed on Steve's body, his eyes slightly closed, "Drunk..."

Jasmine ordered Pietro to send Tony back to the room. When Pietro came back, the place where he sat was much more spacious, but the topics among the adults became very serious.

"What's the result of you and Tony's investigation in England?" Natasha's eyes were clear, she didn't mean to be drunk at all, then she rolled her eyes and sneered, "We Avengers, except for Tony and Barton, none of them are normal people. Come to think of it, there should not be many normal people in the British branch."

When Jasmine heard Natasha's words, she felt sorry for her self-mockery, and asked: "Who is not a normal person? Who doesn't have two eyes and one nose, and can grow into other shapes?"

"I have the right to speak on this issue." The slightly heavy atmosphere was broken by Pietro's impatient speech, which also freed the members of the Avengers from their deep thinking and did not continue to think along Natasha's train of thought.

Pietro waved his arms excitedly, trying to convey what he saw to everyone present: "You don't know, the British terrorists I saw had no faces at all! And there is a mirror in the room that is very magical. According to magic Dumbledore, the headmaster of the school, said that it can reflect the deepest desire in the heart. So this mirror is called the Mirror of Erised by wizards."

"Principal Dumbledore said that you helped them subdue the terrorists. Tell me honestly, what did you do?" Jasmine looked at Pietro blankly, and began to settle accounts after autumn.

"I really didn't do anything bad, you believe me." Pietro pouted and said aggrievedly, "After entering the wizarding world, I was quickly discovered by Principal Dumbledore, and I have been with Professor Snape ever since. Learning to make potions. You know my speed, I got lost in class in the morning, accidentally broke into a room, and knocked away the faceless man who was chanting a spell."

"A man without a face?" Barton looked at Pietro with interest, "Does he have no facial features on his face?"

Pietro opened his mouth exaggeratedly, eager to show his bravery: "The faceless man looks super scary, has no nose, no ears, and no teeth in his mouth. If I didn't know his appearance in advance, how could I dare Move forward."

"Are you injured? You are the only one besides the terrorists?" Steve put down the bottle and looked at Pietro worriedly.

Receiving Jasmine's stare, Pietro waved his hands hastily: "I'm not alone! There are also Principal Dumbledore and Professor Snape. They looked at me after seeing the terrorist who was knocked unconscious by me on the ground. Complicated. Later, Principal Dumbledore said that in order to protect me, let me leave first."

"Throw it away after using it. The reason of the headmaster of the magic school is high-sounding." Natasha sneered, but unfortunately she couldn't maintain her noble and glamorous appearance. .

Bucky straightened his legs, and began to choose interesting experiences to share with everyone: "People without faces are not unusual, but what is strange is that I have even seen aliens."

Wanda, who has always been very interested in outer space, suddenly looked at Bucky: "Aliens?!"

"It's just dead aliens in the Hydra base." Bucky and Steve glanced at each other, and then said, "It's a base that we destroyed after we left this time. The aliens were killed by Hydra members." Sealed in a closed and transparent box and refrigerated in a freezer. I don’t remember clearly, it seems that the alien only has an upper body?”

"It was chopped off in the middle, and its muscles and bones are still preserved under the waist of the upper body. Moreover, its entire skin is blue, and its face looks different from ours on Earth." Steve nodded and gave everyone a detailed explanation. After the description, it was dull to find that the faces of the ladies present were not very good.

Laura clutched her aching stomach and waved her hands weakly: "Captain, don't go into such detail." Barton stepped forward and patted her on the back soothingly, trying to make her feel better.

Pietro quickly brought a glass of warm water and handed it to Barton.Barton smiled politely at Pietro, thanked him in a low voice, and stared at Laura to drink the water.

Natasha looked at Steve and Tony with hatred: "I can't blame the two of you for not being able to find a girlfriend. After meeting a woman, you talk to them about these ghost things?"

"I think maybe I will still show off the medals I have won or the famous terrorists I defeated like Tony?" Jasmine recalled the first time she and Tony met after a long absence. Jasmine showed herself, and the scene was once very embarrassing.

Steve smiled helplessly: "I want to be single, and I haven't considered dating yet."

"I have no idea." Bucky took another sip of his drink, and he could see it openly, "For a person like me, whoever falls in love with him will be unlucky."

Natasha looked at her watch, got up staggeringly, and pulled Jasmine: "It's very late, everyone, go to bed, remember to remind Barton and Tony to work tomorrow."

"I have to say one more thing, Stark's hangover medicine is very effective, but the taste is the weirdest taste I have ever tasted." Barton said with a bitter face, "Don't send me the hangover medicine tomorrow, give Tony a few more Just do it."

"I don't think he'll be able to get up tomorrow." Jasmine shook her head helplessly when she thought of Tony who would still stay in bed every morning.

Bucky got up and whistled and walked towards the room smartly, waving his hands back: "I'll take the bet, I'll go to bed first." Steve followed him closely.

None of these people expected that they opened their eyes with Tony's screams the next day.