Every day is crossing with the stupid system

Just when Xia Xiaomu was hunting wild monsters in the wild, another big chubby white pigeon flew over, "Apprentice! Remember to go on time! Remember!"

After reading it calmly, Xia Xiaomu rubbed the letter in his hand as if he had lost his mind!Throw it away, no matter who it is, every time you are disturbed by this thing when you are fighting monsters at a high level, you will almost wither immediately. If you do this several times a day, can it still be used?

But throughout the day, Xia Xiaomu received several "a letter from the master", all of which were similar in content, and they all told him to go to Balabala at midnight.

But regarding the question of whether Xia Xiaomu is okay or not, we should not continue to discuss it here. This is a shame and a shame, do you understand?

Regarding the master's inexplicable nervousness, Xia Xiaomu expressed his affirmation with his seventh sense of a man, plus moral integrity as a guarantee, this must be related to a dark history of the master!It must be a deep black history.

Time is running out, and it will soon be time for the task. Because Xia Xiaomu, who was told by the doctor to be punctual before, has already gone to the sacred tree to reserve a seat, and the time is almost transmitted directly. In order to ensure that it is feasible, Before Zishi arrived, Xia Xiaomu did several experiments to ensure that Zishi could arrive on time.

Seeing that the child's time is coming, although I don't know why the master has been urging all day long, just now the white pigeon came again, but Xia Xiaomu arrived a little earlier in order to prevent the master's black history from continuing to himself.

Just after being teleported under the sacred tree, he saw a tall man in black standing there. Xia Mu walked over and greeted the man with "I am tall, rich and handsome" on his head.

[Normal] Millennium Yimu: Hello ●▽●

[Normal] I am tall, rich and handsome: ╮(╯3╰)╭Hello~

Xia Xiaomu's first reaction when he saw this sentence was to blind me!

Why has everyone refreshed my first image lately?Stupid and cute master is one, originally thought that "I am tall, rich and handsome" should be a crazy and coquettish person, or a very serious and indifferent person.

but!

As soon as the words above his head came out, Xia Xiaomu felt his ass hurt.

Xia Xiaomu just wanted to say, please let me inlay another titanium alloy dog ​​eye!That blinding emoji really couldn't be cuter, it's all serious and indifferent, and it's all about yanking it to death.

Sure enough, you have to know people with your eyes. Recently, it is obviously unclear to know people...

While the two were saying hello, a cute and not very tall boy ran over and asked as soon as he stopped.

[Normal] I am also tall, rich and handsome: Why do you run so fast, I ran over from there, and you suddenly appeared? o(一＾一+)o”

[Normal] Millennium One Tree: Positioning... so that you can come over with just one swipe.

Looking at the name on this cute boy's head, Xia Xiaomu couldn't help laughing, because this boy's name is "I am also tall, rich and handsome", which is only one letter different from the name of this tall and handsome man in black.

[Normal] Millennium Yimu: ...Pfft, I laughed so hard

[Normal] I'm tall, rich and handsome: what's so funny!

[Normal] I'm also tall, rich and handsome: what's so funny!

Seeing these two people talking in such a tacit understanding, Xia Xiaomu felt like his stomach hurt from laughing. Are these two really brothers?

[Normal] Millennium Yimu: Hahahaha, I almost died laughing, aren't you two brothers who have been separated for many years?

[Normal] I am Gao Fushuai: who is his brother!

[Normal] I am also tall, rich and handsome: who is his brother!

Seeing such a funny conversation, Xia Xiaomu laughed so hard that he couldn't straighten up.

[Normal] Millennium Yimu: Hahaha...You guys, talk slowly, let me laugh again!

Xia Xiaomu squatted on the side alone, covering her mouth and snickering, while I'm Gao Fu Shuai and I'm Gao Fu Shuai stared there.

[Normal] I am also tall, rich and handsome: So you stole my name!

[Normal] I am tall, rich and handsome: Who stole your name!

[Normal] I'm also tall, rich and handsome: Damn, it's you, why did you register the name 'I'm Gao Fushuai' so quickly!It makes me look like I'm not tall, rich and handsome! qaq it's all your fault!

Xia Xiaomu, who was watching silently on the sidelines, originally thought that the two of them would fight, but who knew that the next conversation would start a little crazy. The two of them suddenly turned into a murderous atmosphere just now because of a point of view. The flowers are blooming...

Let's play back and forth what just happened:

[Normal] I am tall, rich and handsome: ╮(╯▽╰)╭ This name is so cute, I like it very much, of course we have to act first!

[Normal] I am also tall, rich and handsome: That's right, heroes see the same thing =￣w￣=, don't you think my name is also handsome?

[Normal] I'm tall, rich and handsome: I'm quite handsome, and you can be sure that you are rich by looking at your equipment, but you are a bit short

[Normal] I am also tall, rich and handsome: bite you!I am not short!I am a standard tall, rich and handsome

The above is the conversation between the two tall, rich and handsome...

You just met, what kind of friendship is this shop coming from! ?Do you want to be so basic? It seems that the two are attacking themselves!

Gao Fu Shuai is also Gao Fu Shuai... This feeling is so chaotic.

While Xia Xiaomu was watching, the other four people also arrived one after another.

[Normal] Monkey Mountain: (⊙v⊙) Well...it should be all here, then, let's take out the token.

[Normal] Didn't take medicine every day: ...Is that thing really going to be taken out? !

"Ding! The time has come, please seven warriors hold up the token!"

Do you dare to make your system more insignificant? →_→I still think my system without genitals is much cuter, and the system loves to come back!Don't you remember Xia Xiaomu by the Daming Lake? ! (...Please ignore these few words)

[Common] Millennium Yimu: Did you just hear something...

[Normal] I'm Little Apple: ... I heard it, there's nothing I can do, let's lift it up...

If anyone passes by at this time, you will see seven idiots holding a piece of something in their hands, holding it up to the sky. If you look carefully, what they are holding is a long piece, a little thick like jade. look.

If you think that it is just a piece of jade that is not fine enough, then you are wrong!

[Normal] Millennium Tree: How long will we have to hold this soap-like thing!Fuck.

Is that enough?There won't be anything more shameful, will it? !

[Normal] I haven't washed my trousers yet: Why did I look so powerful when I just opened this keepsake, and tm would glow, who knew that the real face was like a piece of soap engraved with the name of my sect!

"Ding! Congratulations to the seven warriors for setting up the formation, now please recite the spell and activate the formation!"

[Normal] I haven't washed my pants yet: Do you have an ominous premonition...

[Normal] Monkey Mountain: Yes, it is very strong, heavier than your body odor!

[Normal] I haven't washed my pants yet: Damn it!You have body odor, your whole family has body odor, monkey

"Ding! Warriors, your encounter is destined. In order to celebrate the happy gathering at this moment, please sing a song 'Little Apple' to celebrate!"

When Xia Xiaomu heard this sentence, she wanted to die, and suddenly felt that the ding sound like a microwave oven was really annoying, hastily, as expected, I really shouldn't think this task is so simple.

[Normal] I'm also tall, rich and handsome: ...Little Apple? !

[Normal] Didn't take medicine every day: I suddenly want to pull out the bastard who designed the game, first xxoo and then ooxx a hundred times, no, it's [-] times!

[Normal] I am Little Apple: I feel inexplicably shot!

[Normal] Millennium Tree: Congratulations Apple

Let's ignore the funny scene of seven idiots standing under the sacred tree and singing "Little Apple".

So we can now happily call these seven warriors gods!

After they finally finished singing Little Apple, the notification from the game system sounded again, "Ding! Congratulations to the seven players for successfully completing the task of 'Finding Good Friends'. Two experience pills will be rewarded."

As soon as they got the experience pills, they ate seven of them immediately, and there was a golden light under the sacred tree, flashing again and again, and the level was also rising.

At this time, Xia Xiaomu had time to take a closer look. The descendants of the other six secret sects are all high-level, and they are all in the top [-] on the ranking list. A lot.

[Normal] Monkey Mountain: Since none of the seven of us have gangs, why don't we build one ourselves, and arrange them in the order we just arrived.

[Normal] I am Little Apple: This is a good idea.

For seven people to build a gang together, Xia Xiaomu is quite in favor of it. According to the direction of the game guide, the seven of us are connected together. In this way, it is a good thing to be in the same gang.

However, Xia Xiaomu felt the corners of his eyes twitch when he heard the order of arrival. If...he remembered correctly, he seemed to be the second one just now? !

the second! ! !

Damn, I finally understand why the corners of my eyes are twitching like cramps...

[Normal] Millennium Yimu: {weakly raised hand} Can we skip the number two...

Xia Xiaomu is now struggling to die out of dying, making a final powerless struggle before being crowned the second child!

But it's a pity, what was waiting for him was the unanimous smiles of the other six, and the word "no way"~

Then when Xia Xiaomu's protest was invalid, they arranged this order

Boss: I am Gao Fushuai

The second child: a thousand-year-old tree

The third child: I am also tall, rich and handsome

Fourth child: I don’t take medicine every day

Old Five: Monkey Mountain

Old Six: I am Little Apple

Lao Qi: I haven't washed my pants yet

What made Xia Xiaomu especially speechless was the third child—I am also tall, rich and handsome, and I came here to thank him specially, saying that if he hadn't booked a seat and came first, then he would be the second child. You are a good person, Yimu!

qaq I don't want to be a good person, how about I send you a good person card if you are a good person?