Every day is crossing with the stupid system

After some intense?discussion, the name of this small gang of seven people was announced hotly!

After a unified opinion, everyone decided to call it "Snake Essence Disease Meng Da Da". Although the name is very frustrating, it still fits this group of Snake Essence Diseases. Originally, I wanted to add that I didn't take medicine and didn't wash my pants.

But these were all opposed by the only girl in the gang, the sixth, no, "I am Little Apple"!

First of all, she said that she didn't want to have such a long name on her head, which felt very heavy, and secondly, the longest name of the gang could only be eight characters (fuck! Obviously this is the key point, okay?!), so after many times of reduction, finally The name of the gang is still set as "Snake Essence Disease Meng Da Da".

Although this gang has few members, they firmly believe that concentration is the essence!

→_→The entire gang is in the top 100 on the ranking list, and there are many masters everywhere. It really doesn't feel too good for a master to rank [-]% in the gang!

[Normal] I am Little Apple: Then who will create a gang?

Chuangbang is going to go to the world, and everyone unanimously pushed this name to the boss

——I am tall, rich and handsome, so I will do it.

Congratulations, Boss, for becoming another person who was cheated by other snake spirits in Jixia Xiaomu, congratulations!

Announcement: I am Gao Fushuai and successfully founded the gang "Snake Essence Disease Meng Da Da".

Announcement: I am Gao Fushuai and successfully founded the gang "Snake Essence Disease Meng Da Da".

Announcement: I am Gao Fushuai and successfully founded the gang "Snake Essence Disease Meng Da Da".

It was another announcement that swiped the screen three times in the world. Originally, whoever created the xx gang would not attract too much attention, even if it swiped the screen three times.

Originally, the news of the founding of the gang should have been ignored, but because the most important two points, so-and-so and xx, both aroused the strong curiosity of the masses!

First of all, I am tall, rich and handsome, as the name suggests, it is Gao Fushuai ← that is, the game character is tall, handsome, high-level, rich, and in summary, I am a great god and a local tyrant.

Second, this gang is genuinely... well, unique!Others choose names that are easy to understand and domineering, but the name "Snake Essence" is not in line with the trend except to reflect the snake essence of the namer~

Curiosity is aroused, and naturally curious people will go to the new gang of August [-]. If you don’t know it, you will be surprised at [-]. First of all, there are only seven people in the whole gang (it’s still very normal), but!

The point is that the seven of them are all god-level characters!Basically, it’s a combination of great gods + local tyrants. It can be said that more than half of the ones who can get started in this server are here.

Immediately, the gang of "Snake Essence Disease and Meng Da Da" became tall and popular. The name, which was a bit silly and vulgar at first, immediately became another new synonym for local tyrants and gods in everyone's hearts~

[World] Momoda: My dog ​​eyes!Tall, rich and handsome, thousands of years old, also tall, rich and handsome, every day, the seven gods of monkeys, apples, and pants are here to help!

[World] The most handsome man in the world: God, please hug your thigh~ Please help~ I can warm the bed!

[World] Shuai your sister: Now the big gods like to run away in groups, and then sign up for the group? !

[World] Niu Niu Da: No, you are all wrong, they are at the newspaper office...

Regardless of the fact that the "Snake Essence Disease Meng Da Da" gang has become famous as soon as it came out, and no matter how lively it is on the World Channel, let's go back to the Snake Essence Disease Gang to have a look.

After the seven of them successfully established the gang, seven chubby white pigeons flew over and landed on their shoulders. They were all "a letter from the master", and the content was to let them go back to the sect first, Find the masters.

Xia Xiaomu recognized the big white pigeon that belonged to his master at a glance. After all, anyone who saw it more than a dozen times a day should be able to recognize it, take down the letter and open it with ease.

How many times did Xia Xiaomu want to catch it, and study with it steamed, braised, or baked in salt, but it is a pity that the big white pigeon escaped "▔□▔)/.

Xia Xiaomu is not as good as a big fat pigeon, this is my current conclusion [like it!

Once again saw a tone that didn't match the title.

"I dear my apprentice, do you miss Master? It's like three autumns away, but don't miss Master too much. Before you come back, bring me some medicinal materials. Remember to bring our sacred sect token back~ I'll be waiting for you in the valley! Mmm~"

→_→Is it really okay to be so shameless?

Also, no one misses you, I don't want to carry that piece of soap in my pocket any longer! (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻This will lower my style.

#Master, have you brushed your teeth? #

#My master knows no shame! #

#门派礼物 is soap? ! #

#Master has unreasonable thoughts about me, how can I break it? #

The above are Xia Xiaomu's mental activities. Although he thought so, Xia Xiaomu obediently went to bring the medicinal materials, and arrived at the cave at the bottom of Luoxia Peak exactly according to the location he had fixed last time.

As soon as Xia Xiaomu arrived at the door, the medical sage came out of the cave, "Apprentice, you're back~ How is it, how's it going! How does it feel to see your little friend?"

He wouldn't have been squatting at the door, right?What is he trying to do to me.

Xia Xiaomu involuntarily hugged the clothes on her body tightly, I couldn't hold back such naked, hot eyes, I was still a pure and good young man.

Looking at the extremely excited expression of the master with very strange eyes, usually seeing me come back and not seeing you so happy o(一＾一+)o, there must be a conspiracy!

"Ahem...it's not bad, overall it's good." It would be better if the second child was removed, Xia Xiaomu's heart was crying!

When the master heard this, his eyes lit up with raging hope!

Wait... Where does hope come from? !

The master jumped forward, grabbed Xia Xiaomu's clothes, and asked in a serious tone, but his bright eyes gave him away, "Apprentice, did you arrive on time?"

Talking about the issue of punctuality, Xia Xiaomu wanted to cry. If he had known, he would have arrived a little later. If so, he wouldn't have to be ranked second. However, Xia Xiaomu was still very helpless in the face of the master's shining eyes. He replied: "Yes..."

Hearing this answer, the master smiled with satisfaction, "It's good to be on time, then...how do you rank, apprentice?"

Tweet!Tweet!Tweet!

Xia Xiaomu suddenly felt that he had been hit by several arrows in his knee, and his glass heart shattered to the ground.

"...second."

At first, Master Master nodded in satisfaction and stroked the beard on his chin, "Second is the best, second is not bad... what! What the hell, what are you talking about, second?!"

Master, I know that the second is not good, can you stop reacting so much.

My reaction is not as big as yours... You old man is so excited, be careful of bursting blood vessels.

"Could it be that our Medical Valley can't escape the second fate?! Apprentice, your master and I were placed second because we were late. Poor you are also second, huh."

"Fate! All of this is fate!" (─.─|||Why do you say it so seriously.

It turns out that the black history of the master is that he was ranked second for being late that year.

...In other words, is the black history of the master still repeating itself on me?

Like a teacher, there must be a younger brother!I really can't play happily anymore, I want to shit from now on, don't stop me.

"Poor apprentice, I think you will bear the name of the second child in this life, so let's be sorry." The master conjured a small handkerchief out of nowhere, and wiped his tears pretendingly there.

"...Aren't you also the second child, what's so funny about laughing at fifty steps?" Xia Xiaomu couldn't help but look at the doctor's little white handkerchief, don't think that you are not the second child!

When Xia Xiaomu said this, the master almost died of anger. Do you know that teachers should be respected and taught!

But when it comes to this thing, Xia Xiaomu really doesn't like it...

"Also, master, can you explain to me why the sect keepsakes are like a piece of soap engraved with the name of the sect?! It's really ugly, and you still have to hold up and sing Little Apple! How hard I am, did you make it? !"

Facing Xia Xiaomu holding a bar of soap...it was a sect token, and questioning himself like this, the master seemed very calm and said: "Well...don't make it, according to your ancestor, this thing is something they met To commemorate the friendship between the seven of them, so our seven sects made the tokens like this."

→_→ The token of acquaintance is soap...Xia Xiaomu said that he seemed to understand something, the seven of them met in the bathhouse, right? ! Σ(°△°|||)︴I just want to become the rhythm of the truth emperor? !

This result is too cruel, the token is just like soap, so why do we have to hold the soap and sing Little Apple, is there any reason?

[Gang] I haven't washed my pants yet: Second child, are you done with it? I'm waiting for you to play the book together!speed back~

fall!Can you not call me the second child?

[Gang] Millennium Yimu: Little brother, don't worry, the master talks a lot of nonsense, come back right away.

Hmph, don't think you're the only one who can get there, little one!younger brother!

→_→Do you want to shout one more word next time?Hey ~ too much choice is also a sin.

After getting along for a period of time and having a pleasant experience of writing books, the friendship of the seven people can be described as advancing by leaps and bounds.Since the occupations of the seven people do not overlap, and they have a tacit understanding, they have become the best partners ←_← It seems a bit vulgar to say so.

So what they say is becoming more and more developed towards the three nos such as no morals and no lower limits.

[Gang] Monkey Mountain: I have a very good figure!Don't underestimate me, little apple.

[Gang] I'm Little Apple: I'm so happy with everyone?

[Gang] I'm Gao Fu Shuai: Do you have chest muscles?

[Gang] Monkey Mountain: Of course there is!

[Gang] Millennium Yimu: You only have breasts, chickens, but no breast chickens.

[Gang] Monkey Mountain: ...you bully me

[Gang] I am also tall, rich and handsome: Hahahaha, monkey you only have breasts, chickens, no chicken breasts.

[Gang] Didn't take medicine every day: Touch your head, be good monkey, I'll give you a banana, don't cry, stand up and masturbate.