After marrying a straight man president

Early the next morning, when Jiang You started the broadcast 5 minutes earlier, the number of people online in the live broadcast room had already reached more than 9000.

Although he had already estimated the size of his current audience, Jiang You never expected that there would be so many people willing to get up so early and go to the park with him.

Blinking, Jiang You was about to speak when the number of people in the upper right corner of the screen jumped to [-] again.

"Good morning. Now that I have arrived at the park entrance, let me show you the main gate of the park first."

After saying hello to the camera, Jiang You moved his phone away and took a picture of the park's outer wall with black tiles and red walls.

His hands are very steady, and with the effect of the gimbal, the lens basically does not shake.A clump of branches and leaves protruded from the wall following his steps, and the dark green leaves through winter nodded gently in the breeze, against the distant blue sky and large groups of white clouds, it looked extraordinarily quiet.

The melodious sound of music floated from a distance, and the choir seemed to be in place.

- You know how to shoot, this scene is so beautiful.

- Agreed, I was still a little sleepy, but I woke up immediately.

-Hey, isn't this Fuxing Park? !Wait for me, just get up and pack up with soy sauce (bhi

- Hahaha laughing, you can try it upstairs, it is the risk of running, the digital boss who has disappeared is a lesson from the past, funny jg

- By the way, my grandma also goes to Fuxing Park for morning exercises, maybe soy sauce can come across today...

-Wait, did you hear the music? Soy Sauce, aren’t you the face of the choir? Are you late?

Pretending not to see the comment that mentioned digital users, Jiang You thought that this kind of cold language can no longer irritate me. After all, after the coquetry last night, Yan Zheyuan was half indulging and half pampering. A series of unequal treaties were signed without resistance, and the vest of the digital user turned into a resurrection vest, and the digital father could reappear in the world at any time.

"Not yet, the sheet music for today's singing is newly released, everyone has to be a pair first, try to sing, the official start will be around 07:30." Jiang You said, leaning closer to the screen to check the time, "It's exactly six o'clock , go have breakfast first."

-Speak as you speak, don't approach suddenly ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah! ! !

- I almost took a screenshot, soy sauce tried to sneak up on me! !

- tried to sneak up on me too!Mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm!See if I don't kiss this bottle of cute soy sauce to death! !

-Then I'll drink up this bottle of soy sauce, ton, ton, ton, ton, ton!

-? ? ?It's just a kiss, what the hell is drinking up, saving a life is what I think...

- Let's hear what you think [doge]

"Everyone, it's almost ready," Jiang You said solemnly after coughing, "I'm still watching."

The assistant Xiao Zhang on the side remembered Mr. Xiao Nan's entrustment when he handed over the work to him, the most important of which was to give priority to protecting our soy sauce no matter what the situation, so he immediately used the room management number to speak.

As a young man who is familiar with the Internet ecology, Xiao Zhang knows that in this case, he should not continue to entangle with the water friends on dangerous words, but should find some related but not completely related information to hedge.

-Administrator: List of soy sauce brands, take you back to the past and present of domestic soy sauce in 5 minutes [link]

-Administrator: Click to see the dangers of drinking a lot of soy sauce in a short period of time [link]

-Administrator: I really like drinking soy sauce, can people live only drinking soy sauce?Listen to what the old Chinese doctor said [link]

-Administrator: Will eating too much soy sauce make you sick?How to choose various soy sauces in the market?Experts answer for you [link]

-?What the hell? !

-Help, this soy sauce is not that soy sauce...

-Although, what he said is the truth, people really can't just drink soy sauce and live hahahahaha! ! !

- I miss Nan Nan, why is the new assistant a bit silly [cover face]

The topic was indeed taken astray.

Outside the camera, Jiang You gave Xiao Zhang a thumbs up with a "learned" expression on his face.

There are many stalls selling breakfast at the gate of the park in the early morning.

Fried oil cakes, stir-fried jelly noodles, steamed stuffed bun rice noodles and warm camellia, the aroma of the food is blown by a gust of wind, many people sit around the simple low table, chatting with the familiar boss while picking a pair from the chopstick holder The disposable chopsticks broke apart with a crisp sound of "snap".

Considering that his first itinerary was spinning tops, which required more physical strength, Jiang You unceremoniously asked for two pancakes and another one for Xiao Zhang.

- Has the price in City X already reached this level, a pancake costs eight yuan?

- Adding ham requires two more yuan, I don't deserve it qaq

- Soy sauce is so luxurious, an egg lettuce is standard, there is also sausage and cheese slices, double fruit, what kind of family is this.

- I have never eaten this stuff, it looks delicious.

At this moment, a luxury yacht drove past the screen with its exclusive glare effects.

[User 3785644331 sent a bottle of soy sauce and vinegar tea to the super yacht 1 for the host]

- User 3785644331: Ask the children to drink milk.

-Huh!

-Hey~~look what I found, number man! !

- Good guy, yesterday it was said that the digital boss climbed the wall or ran away, but he came out of the arena again this morning.I couldn't help thinking about it, after the soy sauce was broadcast last night, I ran to knock on the door next door 2333

- "Dad! They say you have another son!!"

-Hahahahaha help, I have to say that it is indeed something that Soy Sauce himself can do, but why is it so funny! !

- No, no, my point is that the tone of the digital boss is not the same as before, right?Children or something... It's completely changed from a strict father to a loving father, shocking jg

The guesses of the comments are about the same as the actual situation, but they can be bolder.

Jiang You couldn't help laughing, chewed hard to swallow the food in his mouth, then cleared his throat and said solemnly: "Oh... Thank you user 3785644331 for the yacht."

It’s just that I couldn’t pretend anymore after finishing this sentence, and a sly smile slipped out from the end of my eyes: “Hot knowledge, children refer to children between 2 and 15 years old, and Xiao Zhang is two months younger than me.” Woolen cloth."

- Guys, this is a big push.Who is for and who is against!

-I object!What an insatiable feat, what a shocking straight man upstairs made a steel speech, this is not acting like a baby, I will twist my head off right now and put it under the foot of the stone lion at the park gate!

Yan Zheyuan, who put on his vest again, smiled, and couldn't help tapping his fingers on the screen, as if he was rubbing Jiang You's head.

-User 3785644331: Oh, then, let the 22-year-old friend who is wearing a dark green flight jacket and black pants drink milk.

[User 3785644331 sent a bottle of soy sauce and vinegar tea to the super yacht 1 for the host]

Xiao Zhang glanced down at the black down jacket and white sweater he was wearing, and grinned: "Mr. Soy Sauce, this has nothing to do with me. Number Dad... Uh, I mean, Number Brother didn't ask me to drink milk. "

Jiang You held back his smile, "It's okay, I'll borrow flowers and present Buddha to treat you to drink."

After breakfast, the two of them walked into the park with a box of warm milk each.

Xiao Zhang was very self-conscious as an assistant, and he switched his mentality as soon as he entered the door, and offered to hold the equipment by himself. Jiang You agreed, but couldn't help telling him to be careful when handing over the gimbal.

This gimbal was a gift from Yan Zheyuan to Jiang You when they met for the first time. At that time, there was a note in the box, telling him to do what he wanted to do, and wishing him freedom and happiness forever.Jiang You liked this gift very much and always regarded it as a treasure.

"Don't worry, my hand is very steady." Xiao Zhang said confidently.

Fuxing Park was founded in 1925. No matter how you look at it, it is a very old park. After entering the new era, the management personnel of the park have successively introduced some amusement projects to attract tourists, but because the positioning is only for the leisure of nearby citizens after all. A place for relaxation, not a professional amusement park, so it is not favored by young people in general.

Jiang You and the two walked into the depths of the park all the way.

Sitting under the big pagoda tree next to the octagonal pavilion, two old men are taking out chess and thermos cups and putting them on the stone table. Obviously, after losing, he was brooding, and secretly vowed to win back today;

A pair of grandparents carrying Tai Chi swords seemed to be a married couple for many years. They walked slowly arm in arm, and the grandmother's shoelaces fell apart halfway, and the grandfather squatted down to re-tie them while complaining;

There was a babbling sound from the bushes by the lake, no one could be seen, but it was probably guessed that someone was hanging their voices;

Occasionally, a few young men in thin clothes passed by in the morning jogging, and the fat sparrow that had returned to sleep in the treetops was awakened, swearing and flapping its wings, and flew to another place.

The park, which has been sleeping all night, wakes up because of these people, like an open eye in a bustling city, it still retains ordinary and trivial tenderness after experiencing vicissitudes, silently looking back at the world.

Halfway through the walk, Jiang You met three or five grandparents wearing white silk clothes, who seemed to be members of the Tai Chi team, and their mobile speakers did not know what was wrong, even though they were connected to Bluetooth, they did not make any sound at all. So anxious that a group of people gathered in a circle to brainstorm.

Jiang You, who happened to be passing by, was caught by a silver-haired grandma. After checking for a long time, he found no problem. Finally, he found that the person in charge of the audio had connected his mobile phone Bluetooth to another place. The name was a private Bluetooth headset. There are probably some nearby. People with the same style are confused, why can't I cut off the Tai Chi music playing in my earphones over and over again.

After disconnecting the Bluetooth and reconnecting, the correct music finally came out of the speaker.

Jiang You received several words of thanks. An old man with a serious expression took out a boiled egg from his bag and stuffed it into Jiang You's hands without any explanation. Jiang You was about to refuse, but the old man stared and asked him in a rough voice. Stop talking nonsense and accept it quickly.

"You know that elders can't give up their gifts," the uncle couldn't help muttering, "Young people nowadays are too ignorant."

"I was wrong," Jiang You always pretended to be obedient and good at coaxing the elderly. At this moment, he quickly admitted his mistake, "Then I will save it for later, thank you, sir."

He has a nice smile, and his round eyes are curved, it's hard not to soften his heart.

The grandma in the team immediately became dissatisfied, glared at the uncle and said, "Why are you so fierce, you can't speak well. What's wrong with young people, young people can repair speakers, can you?" After speaking, she turned to look at Jiang You: "Young man, how old are you this year?"

This sentence revealed some dangerous signals, but Jiang You had already planned, and answered with a smile: "22, still in school."

"He's still a student," grandma was a little disappointed, but the next second she patted his hand and told him, "You have to study hard, you know?"

After bidding farewell to the grandparents of the Tai Chi team, Jiang You saw that Xiao Zhang had been holding back a smile from just now, and moved forward curiously to watch the speeches of the water friends.

-Understood, it is unreliable to just expect my mother to introduce me to someone. I will get up early tomorrow and go to the park to guard my grandparents who need help. Friends, wish me good luck.

- take me one and i'll go too! !

"Your motives are too impure," Jiang You shook his head, "Grandpa and grandma are not stupid."

- i'm stupid i'm stupid!Maybe they pity me for being stupid, humble jg

-Then you should go to the Disabled Persons' Federation [doge]

-How should I put it, although I already knew it would be like this by looking at the face, but I was still a little surprised, soy sauce is worthy of the blind date corner...

- And it's not even the blind date corner yet.I believe that soy sauce is a killer for the elderly, I think everyone here should have no objections!

- Not only no opinion but also raised all fours to agree, soy sauce really kills that kind of old people.You may not believe it, but my mother watched the live broadcast with me twice before, and then registered an account, and now she ranks higher than me on the gift list...

-? ? ?

- ah this!I take the liberty to ask, is Auntie here now?

-exist.Soy sauce baby, you broadcast very well, very real, auntie will always support you [rose]

-...

- The cat scratches its head crazy jg

-Ahem, that, in fact, it can be seen from the big figures, that is to say, soy sauce has always been popular with the elderly.

-I estimate that if the platform broadcasts a user age distribution map for each anchor, the proportion of old friends in soy sauce will definitely be the best among all...

-The old friend's krypton gold level is also top notch...

- Just the number guy alone contributed 85, funny jg

First, the elderly killer, this title is too ugly;

Second, digital users are not old people. Yan Zheyuan is only 27 this year! ! !

Jiang You was about to refute with anger and amusing, but Yan Zheyuan, who saw that he was classified into the elderly group, couldn't help it, and jumped out first.

-User 3785644331: It is extremely stupid to judge a person's age by language style and behavior patterns. This world allows people of all personalities to live freely. There are serious young people and old people with childlike innocence, which is normal .

-User 3785644331: It is something young people often do to recharge their beliefs by watching live broadcasts and swiping gifts, but it doesn’t mean that those who do these things must be young people.All people have the right to enjoy this better and better world.

The long-lost link of teaching netizens to be a human being is online again. Every sentence and even punctuation marks have a strong style of digital users.

-I'm getting sleepy with so many words, where is my class representative?

- so you're one of those old, childlike... er, old urchins?

Yan Zheyuan: "..."

The comprehension ability of the water friends in the live broadcast room is really worrying, Yan Zheyuan feels that he still has to play a straight ball.

- User 3785644331: I am not much different from Soy Sauce, the same age.

-peer? ? ?

- Soy Sauce is 22 this year, so is the digital boss also 22?What the hell, I don't believe it! ! !

-Peers, in a narrow sense, refers to people of the same age; in a broad sense, it refers to people whose age difference is within 10 years.In other words, the number boss is up to 32 this year... Good guy, this is my brother!

-Help! 32 is a little too young. I always think of a middle-aged uncle with a Chinese face who has a family and a family at the age of 45, and his second child has gone to elementary school. How should I say at the age of 32? immature...

-I like this kind of character design!Before I was 45, I couldn't do it, but at 32, I can do it!Boss, look at me! ! !

Watching the speeches flashing across the public screen, and looking at Jiang You in the twilight of the morning, Yan Zheyuan couldn't help recalling another morning.

That day he saw the sun rising from the bottom of the sea, misty water and gorgeous fireworks.

At the moment when a light red morning glow spreads out, the whole world wakes up in someone's eyes.

- User3785644331: Thanks, but I'm married.