After marrying a straight man president

Jiang You found Uncle Chen, the spinning top master he had contacted before, in a small square near the artificial lake.

Before he got close, he could clearly hear the crisp sound of the whip whipping in the air.

-Help sounds so scary, what if you catch someone passing by...

-The question above revealed my doubts for many years. I often see people spinning spinning tops on the side of the road. Is it true that innocent passers-by will not be tricked?

-Yes, and compared to innocent passers-by, I feel that beginners are more likely to smoke themselves by accident...

-Don't go with the soy sauce, mom is afraid (the version of the little wife of the digital boss)! !

-?It's a male mother again, don't want a male mother, the cat is angry.jpg

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After following Jiang You's so many live broadcasts, he already has a good understanding of the ecology of the live broadcast room. Of course, he knows that the water friends are just joking and joking, but Yan Zheyuan still replies seriously.

- USER3785644331: Don't say that.

- User 3785644331: He is also there, he will be angry when he sees it.

-ah? ? ?

- Fuck, what do you mean by that, who is there? !Who will be angry if they see it? ! !

- It's still a question, the number of soy sauce is so funny, it's funny.jpg

-I'll go, I thought raising soy sauce was a big brother's personal hobby, but I didn't expect it to be a family activity... Isn't soy sauce both parents? !

-God's mother has both parents, I am more concerned about the tone of the digital boss than the parents, kswl! !

-I also……

-etc! !Is the partner of the digital boss the same sex, and "he" is there? !

-Huh! !

His eyes swept across the screen inadvertently, and Jiang You, who was listening to Uncle Chen explaining the key points of spinning top technique, raised his eyebrows slightly.

Okay, Yan Zheyuan, if he dared to borrow money, he would be angry, so angry!

"...Remember, don't use your wrist to exert force, or you will be exhausted after two strokes, and the whip will easily fly out of your hand. Imagine that your hand and the whip are one, and the shoulder exerts force and then drives the wrist, like so."

Uncle Chen demonstrated while talking, the two-meter-long whip was very obedient in his hands, and as he stretched his arms, he flew out like a dragon, making a crisp sound in mid-air, "Do you understand?"

Jiang You nodded: "Understood."

Because of the lack of toys when I was a child, low-cost games such as spinning tops and taking pictures were very popular in orphanages.

Not only did Jiang You play, but he also played very well. There were even children who lived nearby who came here especially to challenge him on the way home from school. King (Children's Division).

After receiving the whip from Uncle Chen, Jiang You first familiarized himself with the length and weight, found the feeling, and then neatly pulled out a few whips in the air.

"How about it, am I very talented?" Jiang You said to the camera with a smile.

Just at this moment, a gust of cool wind blew by, and Xiao Zhang, who was shooting at the side, couldn't help shaking, and silently pulled up the zipper of the down jacket, feeling a little cold.

-I don’t know if the digital mother is not angry, but why do I feel that the soy sauce is a little angry, funny.jpg

-Indeed, let me translate this sentence for you by the way: Let’s draw a lucky audience (fidelity).

-Laughing to death, it's really pumping. This is it.

- But don't you think it's more exciting?I saw a little porn before...

-?Can this be said? ? ?

- Ahhh, is it the male lead with the rabbit ears? !I also……

- soy sauce sucks me!pump me pump me! !My back is very smooth, come on!

-Then I'll sell pants, 31 pairs, one hundred and thirteen pairs!

I have to say that Jiang You's spinning top is really good.

At the beginning, I would take a few moments, but after I was fully familiar with the parameters, I immediately became more comfortable.

The spinning top spun fast against the ground, and every time the speed slowed down, it would gain new power. Jiang You recalled the fun of his childhood, and then felt a little tired.

"Young man, do you want to participate in the competition?" Uncle Chen asked suddenly before saying goodbye.

Jiang You was stunned for a moment: "There is still a competition for spinning tops?"

The water friends in the live broadcast room have asked the same questions, lamenting that there are competitions in every event these days.

"Of course." The uncle said with a smile, "But it's not an official competition, it's just organized by us spinning top enthusiasts. If you are idle, you are idle. It's good for everyone to exchange and learn from each other."

Jiang You appreciates this attitude, but he is really not interested in participating in the spinning top competition, and he doesn't think he can compete with his grandpas who have been involved in this sport for many years, so he hastily declined.

Uncle Chen said it was a pity, and he and Jiang You added WeChat to each other, saying that if Jiang You changed his mind in the future and became interested in spinning tops again, he could contact him at any time.

"Just say that I am the king of spinning tops. How about it? I didn't lie to you, did I?" After leaving the small square, Jiang You said proudly.

Looking at the time, there is still a while before the choir and square dance activities start, Jiang You decided to go to the blind date corner first at the request of the majority of water friends.

The blind date corner of Fuxing Park is located in a long pavilion in the southeast corner. At first, it was just the grandpas and aunts who were tired from morning exercises sitting here to rest, chatting with each other about their children's marriage and love, and then gradually developed.

Just after 06:30, there were not many people in the long pavilion. A few uncles and aunts got together to exchange photos with each other. As soon as Jiang You walked in, he was immediately surrounded by groups.

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"Young man, are you here to find someone for yourself?"

"How old is this year?"

"What type of girl do you like?"

"Hey, old Fang, do you understand the rules? Don't be so obsessed with the gender card as soon as you come up. What if someone likes boys?" An aunt with curly hair said dissatisfiedly, took out her mobile phone and handed it to Jiang You, " Come here, this is a photo of my son, young man, see if it suits your eyes."

"That's right," the bald-headed man next to him finally found a chance to echo him, nodding his head like a cat, "Auntie is right."

Jiang You looked in surprise at the 1.9-meter tall man in front of him, and couldn't believe it: "Are you...?"

"Find someone for my younger brother," the brawny man sighed sadly, but didn't say much. It was obvious that every family had scriptures that were difficult to recite.

He looked at Jiang You with joy in his eyes: "Do you like men? Would you like to see my brother's photo, he doesn't look like me at all, he's pretty, really!"

Compared with the enthusiasm of his uncles and aunts and the strong man, Jiang You is like a little white rabbit that fell into a fox hole. Fortunately, this little white rabbit is very cunning, and he threw out his prepared emergency plan early.

"I'm just curious to come and have a look, and I'm not looking for a partner for the time being," Jiang You said implicitly, "I'm still in school."

A student has never grown up and has no real property. In short, he is not a real social person. There is no face-to-face in the blind date market. The enthusiasm of several uncles and aunts fades immediately, but the bald and strong man stays where he is.

Jiang You: "?"

"Students are fine too," the strong man said in a deep voice, "it happens that my younger brother is a university teacher, so what, don't you really want to see it?"

Unexpectedly, the strong man would be so persistent, Jiang You paused, and said selectively: "I am a straight man."

Although only 28% of the purity is left...

Sure enough, the strong man let out a disappointing "Oh" after hearing this sentence, but before Jiang You could breathe a sigh of relief, the strong man said again: "Actually, I have a younger sister, but she will graduate from graduate school in two years. You two can get to know each other first, you don't have to be in a relationship, what do you think?"

Jiang You: "..."

Yan Zheyuan, who watched the live broadcast the whole time: "..."

-"Blind Date Corner VIP", brothers, it's too apt.

-Fuck, is this the VIP treatment? I'm so envious.

- Envy 1

- Envy 2

- I don’t know if the bald brother is single, do you want to find a partner, do you like men or women, to be honest, I don’t care about his younger siblings, I care more about him, shy.jpg

-? ? ?

-Is it weird, how nice is my eldest brother, he came here early in the morning to find a partner for his younger siblings, if my brother had worked so hard, I would have left the order a long time ago!

-You're right...but is there only so many people in the blind date corner?Feeling a little bleak.

- Now is not the time when there are the most people, I suggest you can wait a little longer.When the uncles and aunts come at eight o'clock, do you think there will be a scene of looting soy sauce, funny.jpg

-Laughing, are you bidding? "Hi student, pure student, my daughter likes schoolboys!" "What, straight guy? Did you guys fall in love before? If you haven't talked about it before, how do you know you're straight?"—Is that so?

-Hahahahaha the prophet is careful to be knifed [doge]

- To be honest, I want to see it too... agree with Soy Sauce to stay a little longer 1

Yan Zheyuan's face turned greener.

He didn't want Jiang You to stay in this place of right and wrong at all.

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- USER3785644331: I disagree.

- User 3785644331: Time to sing in the choir.

The grandparents, uncles and aunts of the chorus were also very enthusiastic. Jiang You and his suona master Lao Ding successfully joined forces and sang a few new songs with everyone.

The melodious singing was blown by a little cold wind in the morning to the branch with the lantern hanging on it, and then bounced off by the swaying lantern and flew to the road, getting into the bus that stopped at the station, a student who was dozing off with his schoolbag in his arms He took out his mobile phone in a daze, glanced at the playlist that was playing, and wondered if it had been played just now.

When the sun was getting higher and the morning exercise time was coming to an end, Jiang You had already met many new friends.

Each of them is much older than Jiang You, but the kind of vitality exuded from the inside out, the kind of love for life is no less than Jiang You's.

They can be obsessed with playing chess, worry about their children's marriage, organize top-drawing competitions with their peers, learn new music scores and dances every day, and enrich themselves.

- When will this episode be broadcast?I'm going to come down and show it to my mom.She feels that she is old every day, and she should live in peace. Life and excitement have nothing to do with her. I want her to see that the elderly can also have a good life.

-Me too... My mother brings up my brother's baby every day, and feels completely trapped by the identity of "grandma", but she can actually choose other ways of life, and doesn't need to make herself so tired.I really hope that my mother can think more about herself and live so happily every day.

- I didn't get up so early in vain today, this live broadcast is really meaningful.Everyone has the right to enjoy the dividends of social development. Seeing that these old men and women do not have to worry about survival, but manage their own lives seriously and develop their hobbies, I feel very happy for some reason.

-Me too! !And I've decided that when I retire I'm going to be the coolest old lady in the park too [cool]

Looking at the comments flashing on the public screen, Jiang You wanted to say something, but after thinking about it, he felt that there was nothing to say.

For him, the meaning of live broadcast is to share and accompany, not to preach.

After all, people from all over the world participate in something together and get happiness from it in this way, and maybe have a little bit of insignificant insight about life. This feeling is really amazing.

So there is no need to say anything more profound.

The weather is fine today, the wind is smooth, and I spent a very pleasant morning with tens of thousands of people. Everything is enough.

"Come again if there is a chance next time." After thinking about it, Jiang You said with a smile.

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