twin angels

In fact, he misunderstood and was going to rush towards me.

In the end, facing the powerful murderous intent, the doctor could only write a few words on the physical examination and it was over.

Then there is the old brother, the MM who pursues the old brother also has a treaty of humiliating the country: coercion, temptation, cheating and other improper means are not allowed, and the first person who sees Tianling's body is eligible to be his girlfriend.sweat!Which door follows which door!Faced with this difficult problem, what all MMs think of is the physical examination!Poor comrade doctor, just now he faced the murderous intent of a group of male animals, but now he has to face the murderous intent of a group of female animals!Helpless!All the MMs looked at the elder brother with incomparable admiration, which frightened all the frogs, one after another thought they had gone to the wrong place!The poor doctor had no choice but to surrender in the end, and wrote a few words directly on the medical examination form.A burst of murderous aura rolled in - all the MMs were full of murderous aura!

The doctor thought to himself: What did I do wrong?God!

The next few physical examinations were still the same doctor, which was easy to handle.

Thinking of this, I feel more at ease. Anyway, if this physical examination can be the same as the previous few times, it will be OK.

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"Brother, what are you doing!" My brother pulled me up early in the morning, causing me to roll out of bed.

"Prepare for the physical examination." The elder brother said solemnly.

"Prepare? What else is there to prepare for?" I got up from the ground and looked at my brother suspiciously.

The elder brother smiled and said, "You don't want to go for a physical examination like this, do you?"

"How come? Isn't it enough to just wear sunglasses and a hat?" I said indifferently.

"You benzene!" My brother slapped me on the head.

"Why knock me?"

"Hey, little brother, there are a lot of things to check in the physical examination, right?" The old man explained to me: "You can't wear a hat to check your height, but wear your eyes to check your eyesight! The hair that grows wildly to the shoulders is floating down every day. Or you take off your eyes, you show like that, then even an idiot can see that you are a woman."

"No way!" I was so anxious now, "Then what should I do?"

"That's why I said to prepare!" The old man took out a box.

"Cosmetic box? Brother, when did you become interested in it?"

"Damn! You are looking for death! I borrowed this from Xiaomeng," the elder brother continued to explain: "The last time Xiaomeng fully understood that you were the MM of that day, I took advantage of the situation and told him that you actually didn't want others to She underestimated you because you were a woman, so she kept pretending to be a man. Then, she gave me this dressing box, saying that having this stuff would help you."

"I was sold by you again..."

"Simply put, that girl also disguised herself as a man, so I'll keep this!"

"You are strong, by the way, can you make up?"

"I learned it on the spur of the moment yesterday. A dead horse is a living horse doctor!"

"Isn't it, you want to use me as an experiment!"

"As expected, my younger brother can master a little. Anyway, there are a lot of tools, so it's no problem to learn a few more times."

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"Stop talking nonsense and start working!!!"

"Help!!!"

No.14 was targeted

更新时间2007-6-1416:55:00字数：2952

Immediately after the second class, it's time for the physical examination. I don't know what went wrong. Today, there are a lot of people for the physical examination. Once you enter the door, it can be said that it is a large market.Groups of people are talking about whether it is big or small, the gymnasium is crowded, and the carbon dioxide emissions are seriously exceeding the standard. If there are more such groups on the earth, the greenhouse effect will definitely be more serious.

Looking at the long queue in front of me, I couldn't help but shiver. How many years and months will it take to finish such a long queue!

Suddenly, I found that there was no one in the corner, and there was a white doctor zombie (zombies are not human!) staying there, his eyes were blank (or he was in a trance), as if he had just crawled out of the cemetery. up.

Time is precious, and if we stay here for a second longer, our lives may be in danger. Without thinking too much, my brother and I walked straight there.

Wait, my heart is trembling, that. . . . . . . .Is that really human?What is the machine next to it for?Needle?Did this brother go to the wrong place?

"Brother, do you want a blood test?" The zombie's lips moved slightly, and less than five muscles on his face moved, wondering if this person had neuromuscular necrosis.

"Test... blood test??" I couldn't help shouting out, "You're right!"

"Well," a certain zombie nodded slightly, "First of all, we need to draw blood."

Although the zombie didn't move five muscles, its power was terrifying, and it wouldn't be a problem to shake Tianling to the ground and bleed internally.Internal strength is strong!

The zombie picked up a syringe conveniently, and the muscles on his face stretched out, revealing an incomparably terrifying smile.In fact, this smile was just to comfort Tianling, but it just changed from the face of a certain zombie.

I know why there is no one here. (TT)

"Draw... draw blood." Someone was in a trance.

"Hey, brother, it doesn't look like other people bleed, why do you faint when you hear that blood is going to be drawn." The old man on the side said with a sly smile.

"It's someone else's and not mine." I said unconvinced.

"Hehe," a smile brighter than the sun unfolded on the old brother's face: "So you can only go in and not go out!"

"It's about to start!" The zombie raised and lowered the needle, and the needle was pierced into my arm in a blink of an eye.

At that moment, I suddenly thought of an advertisement: Hurry up!allow!ruthless!

The pain in my arm came over in an instant, and just as I was about to shout out, my brother covered my mouth: "Damn, you want to be discovered!",

Enduring the pain by force (as for this pain, it should be said that the doctor's level is not up to standard!) The tears in the eyes were rolling (the lacrimal glands became more developed), and the teeth were bitten by me, and finally survived.

"Next!" Without a word, the zombie had already drained the blood and pointed at his brother.

The old man had a nonchalant expression on his face, and as soon as he let go of his arm, the needle went in with a sound of "begging", and suddenly the doctor shook his head.

. . . . . . .

Seeing the stunned two, the doctor said shyly, "It's inserted in the wrong place."

As soon as the words came out, the effect was really extraordinary. "Plop" down the two of them, and a passerby behind turned around and ran away.

"Let's do it again." As expected of the elder brother, it is really amazing! ! !

What is it?Tianling took a breath at this time, in order to maintain his brother's dignity and my perfect image, I endured it.But it really hurts!

In fact, Tianling didn't know that she was in much more pain than Tianling now - it was of course more painful if it was inserted in the wrong place.

Immediately after trying again, it was finally over, and the elder brother walked away with his numb arm.

"Hey," the zombie also ran to the side after Tianling and the others left, turned on the phone and said, "Master, the blood samples of those two people have been drawn."

"Okay, take it for a test right away." A certain man A (it's still him!)

"Okay, but young master, don't ask me to draw blood next time, I'm afraid."

"Okay, who told you to have that image?"

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After the first inspection was completed, we glanced around again. The strange thing was, why did people leave halfway in a blink of an eye? (A certain man A: The total number of passers-by arranged by me is not bad!) Now the person with the least number of people should be the person who checks the height and weight (as we all know, this is the fastest way to check!)

Stand in a long queue and continue to wait for a long time.

N minutes later, it was finally our turn.

"Students, please take off your hat." The old aunt on the side (actually she wanted to call her aunt, but it seemed disrespectful to her) pointed at me and said.

"Oh," I nodded, still very nervous, you know, I haven't seen the hairstyle I have now!

Then I slowly took off my hat. . . .

quiet! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

What's wrong?Was it discovered?An ominous premonition welled up in my heart, I looked around, and everyone stared at me blankly!No way!Is it finished?

"Haha!" A burst of wild laughter rolled up like waves, and the gymnasium was boiling.

"That... that... is... is... what... the hairstyle... haha..." A passer-by said with a smile .

What's wrong?There are a hundred thousand whys in my heart, what happened?I touched my head with my hand.

How. . . . .Why do you feel sticky?A greasy feeling appeared on the hands.Immediately I put my hand in front of me to see that some kind of greasy substance was sticking to my hand.

At this moment, the old man turned around and said, "My brother, I'm sorry, in the morning, that... that... The hairstyle is getting messy, I have no choice but to stick your hair together with some special stuff, And then...but...it's really...haha..."

"Special stuff?"

"This... this is Xiaomeng's, I don't know." (Han: I don't know either...)

"..." I was completely speechless.

In fact, the main reason is that Tianling's hair style is too good.

With his head slightly lowered, under the watchful eyes of everyone, he finally stood on the height meter.

"162, the next one!" I only heard the aunt say.

Oh no!My heart trembled, 162 ah!