twin angels

Why don't you just accompany him for a while, and there will be no less fast meat. Besides, the college entrance examination will be in a few days. After the exam, everyone will pat their ass and leave, who cares about him?" The old man said haha, and again Grab the computer.

"No way! Boss, if something happens to me, little brother, I might accidentally confess you." Fighting with me, I'm afraid of you! (It’s true that I’m afraid.)

"Don't you dare, I will kill and silence!"

"If you want to die, you will pull a back."

"Forget it, I've convinced you, as long as you get rid of that orangutan!"

"Well, well, what can you do?"

"The method is very simple, but you need to cooperate."

"You want me to cooperate?"

The old man smiled mysteriously and said, "Aren't you good at pretending to be a girl? You're still very innocent! The last time you said 'Xiao Ling, I miss you so much!' You said how profound your skill is! How strong is your voice?" Crisp! As long as you use that kind of skill again, you are guaranteed to take care of that orangutan."

"You don't want me to charm that orangutan, do you! That kind of Beastism, you want me to die!"

"Stop, stop, stop! The plan is not what you think it is."

"Otherwise what will happen?"

"Hey, can you cry?"

"Crying voice?"

"Women's three stunts: first cry, second make trouble, and third hang themselves, you should know it!"

"Damn, brat, what are you going to do?"

"Fuck! If you get angry again, I won't help you."

"Okay, okay, the method is like this..."

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Soon it was night, my brother and I rushed home, and my brother called first—the plan started!

"Hey, is it Xiaomeng?"

"It's me, it's Xiaoling!" Then came an extremely gentle voice from the phone: "What can I do for you?"

"I can't find you if I have nothing to do! My cute little kiss!"

"I hate it."

"STOP!" I couldn't listen any longer: "Brother, be more serious!"

"Fuck!" The old man cleared his throat and said, "Little Meng! You know my brother, no! My sister is actually a girl!"

"Well, I heard what my brother said."

"Well, what happened to your brother made her cry?"

"Crying?"

"If you don't believe me, listen!" the old man opened the door as he said!

Brother, you. . . . . . . .No way!You just want me to pretend to cry, don't take it so seriously!Depend on!you. . . . . . . .You are too involved!

"Wuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu-uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu...

The elder brother has a nonchalant expression on his face: Hehe!Boy, for the authenticity of the voice, I gave full play to the kung fu that I bullied you a long time ago, I don't believe it, you still can't cry!noob!continue!

In fact, this cry is very simple to explain!That is - the cry of the heavenly spirit! !As for why she was crying - my comrade Xiaobai has a great say!A long, long time ago, there was a family, actually just two people!The elder brother bullied the younger brother all the time, while the younger brother fought bravely with the spirit of rebellion. In the last struggle, under the attack of the elder brother and Xiaobai (dog), the younger brother finally collapsed completely.As a result, my younger brother has suffered from Xiaobai phobia since then.That's right!This time Tianling invited Comrade Xiaobai out of the mountain again (in his own yard.), and lured Xiaobai with delicious food (bones), and the delicious food was secretly tied to someone.Under Xiaobai's lust, Tianling finally cried.

"What's wrong, Xiao Ling, what's wrong with her."

"It's not your elder brother," Tianling shouted pretending to be very angry, "Your elder brother insists on dating her, and even threatens to tell others Tianling's identity, how can Tianling bear it! I want to settle accounts with your brother!"

"I understand, just wait a minute, leave that one to me!" I just heard the phone put down with a bang, and then there was a beastly roar from the phone. N seconds later, the phone rang again: "Oh my god!" Ling, be good, don’t cry! I’ve already taken care of that orangutan, no one will trouble you anymore, if someone bullies you next time, tell your sister!”

"Hey," Tianling on the side laughed loudly: "It's easy! It's solved in two or three strokes, isn't it! You still cry! The lacrimal glands are too developed!"

At this time, a certain girl's scream came from a certain room—Xiao Bai finally couldn't bear the temptation, and rushed forward.

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In a certain room, the bruised Lu Xiang turned on his phone and said, "Hey, is that you, Master? I didn't ask Tian Ling out this time, but I can be sure it's a woman."

"Oh, what about Ling that day?"

"This, it's a little difficult, that guy hides it too well, I think it can be like this..."

No. 13 moments actually need a physical examination

更新时间2007-6-146:36:00字数：2750

"What, physical examination!!!" A howl resounded through the world.

"Sit down!" The teacher put on a straight face, using "it" (in our eyes, the teacher is "it") and said sharply: "Why are you so excited! The college entrance examination, of course Physical examination!"

"But, didn't the teacher have a physical examination last semester?" The elder brother stood up and asked, although his tone was calm, there was a slight fluctuation.

"Oh, it's actually like this," the teacher said calmly, "Because some people have to take special majors in the college entrance examination, so they must pass the physical examination!"

"But we didn't apply for a special major." I said hastily.

"It's true that there are none, but it doesn't mean that they won't be assigned to special job transfers, and this year the whole school has special regulations for all students to have a physical examination!"

I stared at the teacher with my eyes, and said with the last sliver of hope: "Can I skip the medical examination! If I don't go, I won't die."

"It's true that no one will die, but are you sure you can take the college entrance examination without going for the physical examination?"

I yelled in my heart that it was not good: what is the physical examination for the college entrance examination, why do I need a physical examination, God is not playing with me!

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"Hey, is Uncle Zhao's physical examination arranged yet?" A certain man A (the same person as the previous certain man A).

"Yes, everything has been arranged according to your orders, young master."

"Well, the other few people don't know!"

"The secrecy work is very good, so don't worry. Master, do you have any orders?"

"Are all the medical examiners arranged? Remember to confirm their identities."

"Okay, sir."

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"Brother, tell me what to do!" After returning home, I lay on the bed and asked.

The elder brother continued to play with the computer, but just responded softly: "En!"

"No way! What time is it, you are still so calm."

The old brother said lightly on his face: "It's very simple, do you remember the physical examination before?"

"What on earth are you trying to say!" I was anxious, and continued to ask: "If you are discovered..."

My brother looked at me indifferently, with a flash of light in his eyes, and said, "Actually, we haven't really had a physical examination, have we?"

"What?" I suddenly rolled off the bed and asked.

"When you think about the physical examination before, you will understand."

"Before...before...that's right!!!"

In the past, we really hadn’t had a complete physical examination. When we first entered school, the frogs thought that there was a beautiful woman, so they paid close attention to me, thinking that my weak heart was hurt, so they treated themselves as boys. In this way, a treaty of humiliation and humiliation was born: the first person to discover Tianling's true gender can be her boyfriend.

I'm speechless, I don't know anything!

Then the plans of the frogs began. First, the frogs started from WC.The solution is also very simple, just confirm when I go into the toilet.But think about it!When you are in WC, a group of people surround you, how do you feel!Anyway, normal people wouldn't really let them watch it!So after I endured it for a long time, I didn't dare to go to the toilet for several weeks, and I didn't dare to face people in the future. . . . . . . .This program is also gone.

Later, another opportunity came—physical examination, there must be a physical examination in the physical examination!This is really hard for me. The moment I lay on the table, N pairs of beast-like eyes swept over me, and my face was full of anticipation and hope.No!That's it!But the most distressing thing is the doctor: NO. 1. An object suspected to be a female animal in front of him is tempting him (at least in his opinion), NO. 2. The male animals are staring at him closely (he seems to have misread it).Although the hand really had the urge to touch it, but reason told him——no!After being depressed for a long time, I still didn't make a move.

"Hurry up!" In order to prove my innocence and make all the frogs give up, I had to sacrifice.

"Okay, okay" I saw the doctor was so excited!The beauty is delivered to your door, so you can miss it!murderous look! ! !Suddenly, countless beasts seemed to be about to pounce on him.

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