twin angels

Shouted "Xiao Ling, I miss you so much.' You are not disgusting, but I am still disgusting!"

"..."

"Anyway, let's dress up as a man first. At most, put on a hat, eyes, and chest. That's all."

"Okay, I'll listen to you. Anyway, the college entrance examination is almost here, and no one may know us outside!"

"You also figured it out. Is being a woman addicted? Forget it, let me remind you one more thing, you have to get dressed before going to bed, Xiao Ling, I was so scared and fainted by someone's sexy outfit in the morning , let me lose several liters of blood, by the way, you are so well developed, so plump."

It seems that I was the one who was taken advantage of in the morning, no wonder she didn't respond when I pinched her like this.

"No, just a little stimulation will make you..."

"Come on, if I hadn't lost my weapon, I would have executed you on the spot. Don't mention it, don't mention it, didn't you feel good in the morning? That's even."

"Even? Brother, what did you do this morning? It's so easy to discuss!"

"hey-hey...."

"I surrender!"

"It's almost there."

How do you feel that my brother is a female pervert now!

"Oh, I forgot. Finally, you have to remember one more thing. You must not dress up as a woman. You don't know how attractive you are now. The you you are yesterday are one step behind you today." Grade! If you really go out in the way you are now, you will be tempting people to commit crimes!"

"It's not that exaggerated!"

"Who said no! I couldn't hold it in the morning!"

"Then I will also give you what I said just now, brother."

"Don't worry, it's harder for me to wear women's clothing than for a tiger to eat grass!"

"According to a newspaper, tigers also eat some medicinal herbs when they are sick."

"Become a star, you!"

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At the same time, a group of four idiots came to XX school.

"Boss, it seems that the students in the school are very young." A certain boy B.

"Boss, it seems that the beauties here are not developed yet." A certain man C.

"Boss, it seems that everyone here is looking at us with strange eyes." A certain man D.

"Everyone, it looks like this is an elementary school." A certain man A.

"Hey, hello, Uncle Zhao, what's going on!" A certain man turned on his phone and dialed a number hastily.

"Master, according to your instructions, I will transfer you to another school."

"That's right, but this is an elementary school!"

"That's right! Master, XX school only runs primary schools!"

"then you......."

"Didn't you tell me not to ask why?"

.........

God, help me get rid of these idiots!

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"Bro, which school were you talking about last time at the mall?"

"It's an elementary school."

"No, what are you talking about?"

"I can't let a group of flies follow my dear sister!"

"........"

"Hehe, I don't know if someone will transfer schools for you."

Ninth quarter record

更新时间2007-6-1219:48:00字数：2944

In fact, it is really nice to have a beautiful elder brother, the spring light is infinitely good, and the moonlight is even more charming (someone is smiling), no matter how you look at it, it is not just happiness, if you have that weapon, it will be more "sexual" "Blessed (in YY) poor little brother, how could you leave me at this critical moment?

"Damn, you're springing up again." Suddenly a pair of small hands (small hands? Yes, even the hands have become smaller) swept across like autumn leaves: "Damn, how many times have you been masturbating today."

"I didn't!" Cut!So what if I have it! ~

"I've been your elder brother for 18 years. If you don't even know what's in your small intestine, then how can I be your elder brother? Please remember that I-is-you-brother."

"No, I can't even think about it. It seems that someone flirted with someone all morning!"

"Well, it seems that someone touched someone all morning."

"Yes, yes, it seems that someone kissed someone this morning."

"That's right, it looks like... why did you hit me!"

"Looks like you're going to be late."

"No, it's only for a while."

"Let me tell you, it seems that we have been exercising in chuangshang for N hours."

"(-.-#) chuangshang movement, I said brother, I don't mind if you use innovative words, but the chuangshang movement is too...I'm not BL" (Han: I'm a cold one myself)

"No one said you were BL, forget it, stop talking nonsense." After finishing speaking, my brother grabbed me and threw me out of the door.sweat!This is brother.

Let's ride the bicycle called "Ferrari" together. It is true that in terms of speed, it is absolutely worthy of this title, but in terms of quality, "Ferrari" has to be changed to "Malari".

The speed of the old man’s drag racing is not covered. Occasionally, there will be a drift, and you will have seven souls and six souls. If you are not satisfied, by the way, do a "wind-sweeping" side spin in the driveway, then you can go to Hefo The master is playing chess.If it weren't for my strong body (strong?), mental determination (perseverance?), and boldness (proudness?), I would have been scared to death. (Don't ask me why the hat didn't fall off, someone specially reinforced the hat)

The lethality brought by this big brother is amazing. When I woke up this morning, I found that his charm in men’s clothing has soared to another level (the upgrade is fast recently!) I don’t know how many beauties and dinosaurs on the road are obsessed with his crazy racing—— Even if he is riding a bicycle.

I think I did it once before, and the effect is indeed. . . . . .

"Boy, you are courting death!"

"Look, bad boy."

"Mom, is that crazy?"

"Please come with us to the police station."

. . . . . . .

I screamed loudly, what the world wants and what it wants is unreasonable!

Finally, after N minutes, even if I came to the school, hey, this scene is in front of me again.

"Honey, you're here!" A suspected alien life form.

"Boss, it's up to you for the basketball game this afternoon." A certain animal was suspected to be an ancient primate.

"Xiao Ling, I miss you so much!" It seems that I have heard this sentence somewhere.

"Really? I miss you too" Don't get me wrong, this is my answer, take advantage, everyone, don't call.

"Who are you?" The MM glared at me.

"I'm Tianling!" I'm sure it's the right name!

"Tian Ling, he bullied me." The girl took advantage of the situation and leaned closer to my brother.

No!You will also take advantage of this opportunity, you are strong, I convinced YOU.

"But he is a heavenly spirit!" Passerby A said.

"Well, it seems to be a heavenly spirit." All passers-by also nodded together.

"What. It seems to be." The MM pouted, how cute it is, how cute.

No way, after chasing my brother for a long time, I finally found out about my brother.

But I have not been completely forgotten, moved ing, develop according to this form, add some salt.Add some vinegar (you should copy vegetables!), yes, that's it.

"You just said you miss me so much." I put on a triumphant pose and winked at that MM.

"Hey, Xiaoling wait for me." All the MMs said.

"Okay, I'll wait!" The plan was successful, and I am indeed a genius!

"Go to hell with me!" All the girls were fighting. . . . . . .

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With the pain all over my body, plus a little heartache, and by the way, I brought my 299th late record, I finally came to the classroom.

When I opened the two wooden boards, I became the focus of everyone in an instant.

"Tianling congratulates you, breaking the late record again! We will continue to support you and strive to break through the 300 mark!"

I rely on!What kind of support is this!Also the 300 mark?Think back then. . . . . .Why!forget about it.

"Boy, you are really early today, why don't you come later?" Tian Yao said suddenly.

Tianyao is one of my best friends, and one of the few close friends with me in school.But this kid's appearance is really not flattering, it will definitely scare our readers.Thick hair, what he calls his personality, is actually an Iraqi refugee.A pair of Zhangfei-style big eyes, which he called sturdy, looked like a hooligan.The two eyebrows are black and thick, which is suspected to be Ruhua's elder brother, and the nose is the site of a landslide. As for the mouth, is that hippopotamus your relative?In a word, kid, were you a door god in your previous life?

"Late? Boss, I'm late and you still say that."

"You boy, you caused me to lose 20 yuan."

"Let's go to class, let's talk about the end of class!" The teacher Xiaoyu, who was ignored by us for N minutes, finally broke out: "I said, Tianling, you don't learn from your brother, look at his studies, sports, and appearance. Much stronger than you."

"But teacher, I'm not bad at studies, and I'm not bad at sports. As for my appearance... Teacher, didn't you tell me to have plastic surgery!" I said to the teacher aggrievedly.

Suddenly, a person from a certain Golden Triangle (garbage corner) jokingly said: "You just have to change your personality."

After this sentence, everyone suddenly burst into laughter: "Yes, yes, if you change your gender, you must be the chief school beauty!"

. . . . . . . . . .Looks like it has changed. . . . . . . . .

I walked back to my seat amidst a burst of wild laughter.

The last of the senior year