twin angels

I reviewed it, but the old guy still had something to say, depressed.The teacher's hypnotism has reached a high level. Within a few minutes, all the teachers fell down, and some of them stood up to the corners of their eyes, fully experiencing the pleasure of having their ears raped.

"Hey, kid, I told you to come to school late!" said Tianyao who was next to him.

"Why am I late?" I asked curiously.

"I earn money if you arrive late"

"Earn it?"

"Please, take a look." Tianyao took out a watch from the drawer, which read:

Accompany rate within 3 minutes late: 1 to 1.5

3~5 minutes late with the rate: 1 to 1.75

5~7 minutes late with the rate: 1 to 2

The rate of being late for more than 7 minutes: 1 to 2.5

"It made me so confident in you that I bought a ratio of 1:2.5, and it turned out that it was only 1 minute away, boss! I made 1 yuan in just 30 minute. You won't insist on it for a while, such as going to the toilet , Eat a few more meals, why don't you just have an accident!"

"Are you considered a brother or not!" Tian Yao shouted suddenly with a mournful face.

"Fuck, I haven't yelled at you yet!"

"You two stand up for me!" The teacher suddenly shouted towards this side.

"But...but..." I still want to explain.

"It's nothing but, you go out for me."

My lord, I am wronged, but no matter how I am wronged, there will be snow in June and three years of drought!I'm leaving, isn't it just going out?Not for the first time.

Just as we were about to walk out of the door, someone suddenly shouted: "Keep working hard and strive to break through the 150 mark!"

Hearing this sentence, the whole class seemed to be under the "vitality curse", and the whole class suddenly boiled up: "How many times?"

"The 143nd time."

"Alright, come on, Tianling."

I am speechless, why am I always the one who gets hurt.

Tenth quarter WC? !

更新时间2007-6-1315:12:00字数：2787

After rushing through three classes at school, a urge to urinate suddenly came up, people have three urgencies!Here comes the toilet. STOP!This seems to be a problem, but on the male side, it is still. . . . . . . .Someone is laughing wildly!

Imagine:

Scenario NO. 1: After Tianling walked into the men's clinic, he stood in the middle of rows of suspected male apes. Then, he took off his pants and looked down, only to see that there was nothing below, and a deep canyon appeared impressively.then. . . . .Time seemed to stop.

A crow floats by.

A few seconds later, all the men were howling, and the moment countless people rushed out of the men's toilet, they rushed in again.

"Extra, extra, a beautiful woman appeared in the men's room!" This voice was shouted by a passer-by.

After that, it doesn't matter whether he urinates or not, let's see the beautiful women first.Groups of male animals flocked into the toilet. As for someone, they will face the siege of countless male animals who think with their lower body.

Scenario NO. 2: When Tianling walked into the women's restroom, countless female animals screamed whether you were a flower or a dinosaur.Screams up to hundreds of decibels resounded through the sky, those with strong will suffered severe brain damage, those with weak will—the Buddha Lords have come to play chess with you by chance.

Still a pause of N seconds.

All of a sudden, shoes were poured out like *, along with some suspected primate objects.

Conclusion: Scenario NO. 1: Die cleanly.

Scenario NO. 2: Died of being devastated, but "death under the peony flower, even a ghost will die."

Of course, there is another one who encounters this situation at this time, and it seems that Tianling is also at this time. . . . . . .Sure enough, they are brothers!

One imagines the following:

Scenario NO. 1: Same as above.

Scenario NO. 2: When Tianling walked into the women's restroom, there were still countless female animals screaming. It seemed that the screaming was quite happy.

Afterwards, countless people were thrown over!people?That's right, people!Numerous female animals stimulated by estrogen rushed over like hungry tigers.doodle. . . . . .A 120 ambulance arrived, and a death certificate was issued. The cause of death: severe muscle compression caused shock, and myocardial inactivation killed him.

Conclusion: Scenario NO. 1: Same as above.

Scenario NO. 2: Same as above.

In silence, a crow floated by.

Facing the toilet with people coming and going, the two of them stared at each other for 5 minutes.

"Brother, tell me what to do!"

"Two choices, suffocate or be beaten to death."

"I have several plans."

"Let's hear it, I can't..."

"Scheme [-], go in and act as a queen directly, and step down to solve it."

"Question one, it's the peak of the flow of people now, so the location is a problem. Two doubts, if passers-by have bad habits, and then they are discovered... Suspect three, I don't have any papers."

"Option [-], endure until after school."

"This... this.... Brother, you are strong! But... It seems that I don't have as deep internal strength as you, little brother. I can withstand it for a while, but I can't withstand two classes! If there is a flood Jinshan, then it’s all over.”

"Option three, directly tell us who we are."

"This is even worse. Thinking about our ID cards, there are two big men. If we say they are women now, then... Even if a story convinces them, if it suddenly changes If I come back, I will definitely be arrested and dissected by the Chinese Institute of Non-Human Intelligent Biology, not to mention I want a wife, I don’t want to be treated as a transvestite.”

"Come on, you, if you still want to find a wife like you, then sows can also climb trees. The fourth plan is also the one that I personally think is the most feasible. That is..."

"what is that?"

"I will not tell you."

"I knew you would say this, life is at stake, boss, say it quickly!"

"It's actually very simple, as long as you take a leave of absence during class, it's fine."

"Well, I agree!"

"So..."

"So, what?"

"Can you stand it?"

"This is a bit difficult, but I will work hard, persistence is victory!"

There is no way, we can only go back to the classroom. However, the end of the third period is a long time, a full 25 minutes!I didn't expect that my majestic seven-foot man (Long: I repeat, you are only six feet.) would come to this point, endure, I endure, I will continue to endure, I will continue to endure, I will endure, me. . . . .I can't bear it!No, the highest state of forbearance is to be unbearable and still need to endure, I must persevere.

In the last 10 minutes of persistence, the beautiful class bell finally rang!I never imagined that the bell for class was so crisp and sweet, stirring my heart like the sound of nature. It turned out that I also wanted to go to class so much one day, the toilet, I am here.

"Old... Teacher... My stomach has... a little pain." Following the beautiful class bell, I also stood up and said.

"Tian Ling, please be normal to me, 25 minutes after class is not enough for you! You also find a good time for me, a good reason."

"But...but I..." I put on a pitiful expression, but the big hat and black eyes completely blocked my painful expression.You know, how many people can be fascinated by the expression below!

"It's nothing but, sit down for me. You don't learn from your brother." The teacher said sharply.

"Teacher, I also have a stomachache." The elder brother stood up suddenly at this time.

The teacher was at a loss, and then said kindly: "Students, there is an epidemic recently, you should pay attention to your health!"

Damn, the face-changing technology is too good!Could it be heaven!

"Tianling, you have to pay attention to your health." The teacher nodded to his brother.

No!Why is there such a big difference in treatment for children born to the same woman?

"Oh, I'll pay attention," the old man said and looked over at me.

"Then, teacher, I too..." I looked at the teacher with the most sincere eyes again, and said it in the most earnest tone, but in order to prevent female voices, I could only hold it with my throat.However, why does it sound so yin and yang?

"Okay, okay, you go too!" The teacher waved his hand impatiently.

We slammed out, then sprinted closer to the toilet.Standing in front of the urinal, he pulled down his pants and yanked out, petrifying.

Crow: "Here I go again"

There is no other way but to solve it that way, thinking how cool it was to stand there back then!

When it was about to be done, there was a sudden sound of footsteps, like enemy tanks approaching on the battlefield...

What to do, what to do, cold sweat, you don’t have to sweat so much!

"Calm down! Hurry up!" said the elder brother from the side.

"Calm down, calm down! Come on, come on." I thought it would be done in a few seconds at the beginning, but now. . . . .

"Damn, someone else is coming soon, hurry up!" the old man shouted.

"working on it....."'

"No, my brother is still 10 meters away."

"I will work hard."

"9 meters, 8 meters, 7 meters... 3 meters..."

"It's done, call it quits!"

"Hey, what are you doing!" A passer-by who came in suddenly said, "What is 9 meters. 7 meters, you are fighting a war!"

"Hehe," I smirked, and said, "It's about the same." After taking a long breath, I went straight out.

"Brother, remember in the future, give me a few glasses of water to drink when I go to school, and I have to drink it at home, otherwise, you don't know how you died."

"OK!"

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