NPCs, if you don’t show your affection, will you die?

"-Help--------!!!!"

The fur ball sank silently, it's so comfortable here, master, do you want to come together?

In the next second, Lin Mian felt his brat pulling him into the water.

∑ (°△°｜｜｜)

"You, you, what are you doing—cough cough—" a big mouthful followed Lin Mian's breath and choked into the trachea.

"Hmph——" It's so comfortable, let's play together!

QAQ Let go of me, this kid is raging! ! !

Lin Mian felt that he escaped the system and escaped the special map, but the final result was drowning! !

I know everything (fog) decathlon (heavy fog) domineering exposed (fog) in the end actually want to die aggrieved.

He doesn't want to die beautifully like Xu Xmo, but don't be so soaked in water that he can't see people, okay? !

Just when Lin Mian thought he was going to see the Buddha, the hero came out to save the beauty,

Ah bah, for the first time, Lin Mian realized that his brain holes had grown to the point where he couldn't make up for them.

Yes, progress has been made, and it is especially worthy of praise! !

A drowning person will instinctively grab something when he catches something. When a lifeguard rescues someone, they usually hug the drowning person from behind. If they are hugged in front, they will not be able to paddle and drown together.

Kuhai Wuya obviously had no experience in saving people, and he couldn't swim well if he was caught severely, and even had a tendency to sink.

If this was in the real world, they would have turned into mandarin ducks (?).

But this place is obviously a game, with a light effort, he led the two people out of the water, and then quickly touched the water.

When Lin Mian first landed, his legs were trembling non-stop. People who have died once are even more afraid of death.

But as soon as he felt the real feeling under his feet, he fell limply to the ground.

The blue-yellow dog had already gone back with his wife in his arms.

Kuhai Wuya's clothes have the property of not sticking to water. When the fur ball gets wet, it turns back to the fur ball and shakes water with a whimper.

Lin Mian raised his weak and limp hand to wipe his face that was splashed with water by the hair ball.

Lin Mian was lying on the ground wet all over, and the bare branches around him were covered with white dots because of a light snowfall last night.

Only then did Lin Mian realize that the lake water just now was warm [emphasis wrong]

Kuhai Wuya also found out that players are not afraid, but Lin Mian is an NPC, and if this continues, people will get sick even if they don't freeze to death.

Kuhai Wuya immediately frantically looked through the storage bag, all of which were some mission supplies and some equipment, not even a towel for wiping water!

As soon as the wind blew onto Lin Mian's body through the wet clothes, Lin Mian sneezed, and then started shaking, shaking, shaking!

Lin Mian forced his face to sniff his nose and said, "No, no, no... do you have any clothes?"

Ku Hai Wu Ya quickly clicked to open the store, and felt that the internet speed was so slow for the first time.

finger into the clothing section and stuck,

The player's clothes can't be transferred to the NPC, there are only the player zone and the pet zone here...

Kuhai Wuya hesitated for a while and clicked into the pet zone.

Quickly drag it to the winter area, and look at all kinds of cute animal-shaped clothes on it.

Kuhai Wuya fell silent.

Then he said to Lin Mian, "What kind of look do you like?"

Lin Mian's eyelids twitched, looking at all the fluffy clothes, he categorically refused, "Neither of them!!!!" The voice answered very resolutely! !There is no hesitation at all! ! ╭(╯^╰)╮

Kuhai Wuya directly bought the thickest and cutest looking polar bear.

With a flick of the hand, there is an extra set of clothes, and the one-piece is very cute! !So cute! !

As a child with integrity (fog), Lin Mian would never wear such clothes.

And he just saw the pet section, okay? Game company, don't be too insulting! ! !

Lin Mian won't explain anymore to the game company's passers-by turning black!Lin Mian is simply arrogant and awkward! !

Just as Ku Hai Wu Ya was about to say something, a window popped up in front of him.

[Strikethrough] Pets [Strikethrough] Precautions for raising NPCs.

Lin Mian directly flipped the table (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻, I will go to the game company and you come out, I promise not to kill you!!

Don’t write the word pet if you have the ability, don’t cross it out if you have the ability, what do you want to do with this kind of cover-up! ! !

Kuhai Wuya hugged Lin Mian, who had exploded, and comforted him, "Don't worry too much, don't worry too much." Then he paused and asked, "Can you see this window?"

Lin Mian... Do you believe me when I say I can't see? "Hehe...hehehehe..." Lin Mian could only answer with a string of hehe and hehe.

Ku Hai Wuya raised his eyebrows: "En?" Without a positive answer, Ku Hai Wuya just pretended that he couldn't hear him, and of course he also pretended that he didn't hear any answers that didn't suit his wishes.

Lin Mian burst into tears in an instant QAQ, like this, I think I...play, play off! !

"I, I can see QAQ"

Ku Hai Wu Ya frowned: "Does anyone else know?"

"Should...not make QAQ"

Ku Hai Wuya approached him, and said word by word: "Don't make jokes about this matter, and don't answer seriously."

Lin Mian, who saw Kuhai Wuya for the first time, said that he was so attractive and handsome. Sure enough, men are the most handsome when they are working [emphasis wrong]

Lin Mian turned his head silently, Mr. Jiecao, are you still alive? !

Then she bowed her head and said like a little daughter-in-law: "I see." Then he silently labeled Ku Hai Wuya several smoldering, gentle and good men in his heart.

That's right, compared to those who don't pick up the second-rate mangy dogs and the like on their bodies, they are so partial! !

Lin Mianzuo is so eccentric and shameless! ! ! ╭(╯^╰)╮

Ku Hai Wuya knelt down and looked at Lin Mian, and gave Lin Mian his clothes. Looking at Lin Mian, who was unwilling to change his clothes, he somehow thought of his mother's... the arrogant cat with folded ears!

Well, and once you rub your ears and touch your tail, the fold-eared cat will scratch you. It looks a bit like Lin Mian... for no apparent reason.

Well... it might be more similar if you wear cat ears.

Ku Hai Wu Ya made up his mind, the white ears, maybe... the tail is also good.

'Tap' There was a burst of heat in his nose.

Ku Hai Wuya subconsciously covered his nose, and then looked at the little red dot that dripped on Lin Mian's body, his expression was instantly tangled.

Swish, the boundless sea of ​​bitterness disappeared instantly...

Lin Mian was dumbfounded, this, this, is it offline—? ! ! !

But Lin Mian looked at the polar bear jumpsuit in his hand.

When the wind blows like a knife, I shiver from the cold.

Looking around, there was only one fur ball lying on the ground. Lin Mian turned around and changed quickly while holding the clothes.

What?He wasn't arrogant just now!Are you an idiot now that there is no one else?

Then a cute polar bear appeared by the lake holding a large gray fur ball on its chest.

Tebby is so cute! ! !The image established before was so cute that it collapsed in an instant.

Lin Mian: "..."

The fur ball became an adult with a bang, seeing the owner as fluffy as him, he narrowed his eyes happily, it's great! !

Holding Lin Mian with both hands and feet, "Maomao Mao!!"

Lin Mian: "...you can't speak, can you?"

"Fluffy!"

"...Is this the only thing you can say?"

"Fluffy!!"

"……To shut up!"

"Fluffy!!!"

"... Please let me imagine that this is a leather product!!"

Facts have proved that Maoqiu is really a bear child, and it’s fine to keep repeating Mao Maomao. Lin Mian wants to leave and tear him down.

The bear boy stuck to it again in an instant.

Lin Mian tore it off again, and the brat stuck it on again.

Lin Mian continued to tear it off, and Xiong Zi continued to stick it on.

Lin Mian: "..."

"...Can it be turned into a ball!"

'boom'

Zhou Yingjing took off his helmet, quickly took out a tissue and stuffed it up his nose, then raised his head.

He lifted the helmet up again, and sure enough there were a few drops of blood inside, so he took a few paper towels and wiped the inside of the helmet clean.

As soon as he stopped his movements and remembered that he suddenly ran away with a nosebleed just now, everyone thought he was sick for no reason!

This kind of embarrassing feeling is as embarrassing as recalling the second period! !It's just downright irritable! !

But Zhou Yingjing still calmly connected the computer to the helmet and exported the file.

Open to read: [Strikethrough] Pets [Strikethrough] Precautions for raising NPCs.

Knowing that Lin Mian would be irritable seeing this, Zhou Yingjing decisively chose to watch it here.

Article [-]: NPCs need to be treated patiently, and no personal attacks or beating him is allowed, because this NPC is more autonomous than ordinary NPCs.

Rule [-]: Please feed your NPC on time, because he will be hungry.

Article [-]: NPCs are sometimes arrogant and awkward, you can ignore his words at this time.

Article [-]: NPCs can be received in the pet house.

Article [-]: You have the right to change the clothes of the NPC, but it is best to get the consent of the NPC.

Article [-]: NPC is very dependent on you, please don't lie to him, and don't molested him.

No.……………………

The precautions are very cumbersome and boring, but Kuhai Wuya carefully read them one by one.

Article 222: If the player commits suicide and deletes the account or has not been online for more than a year, the game company will send the NPC to the recycling bin.

Ps: Please spend more time with me, please treat me well, master.

Even though he knew it was used by the game company to keep players, Zhou Yingjing had to admit that when he read the last sentence, the sweetness that overflowed from the bottom of his heart...

Sweet caterpillar, seeing the last sentence is completely heartbroken.

Such poor words to be abandoned by the master.

Zhou Yingjing rubbed his face, he hated such a game company the most.

Zhou Yingjing clicked on the Daily Smile software.

There are all kinds of funny and inexplicable things in it...

Zhou Yingjing had a serious face: "Haha, ha, ha, ha, ha."

...It's not funny at all, obviously it was much more funny before.

Zhou Yingjing left a sentence under the complaint: Today's joke is too cold and not funny at all.

Diary of a Hunter's Child

February NO.11, Xiaoxue,

It was snowing a little today, and my father brought back a big wild boar from hunting. It tasted delicious.By the way, I forgot to mention, I will go with my father today too.

I left for a while in a hurry, and in the light snow, I saw a white-haired bear, but he had a beautiful face and was holding a very cute fur ball.

I think he must be a spirit bear, must have been half-transformed.If I eat dumplings tonight, I will definitely get copper coins,

Because I see them.

In the evening, I really ate copper coins.

The author has something to say:

I'm Mengmengda's draft box, and the Yingyinglun family can finally come out.Haven't seen you for a long time, let's do a fancy trick we already play a lot! ! (o゜▽゜)o☆

Rolling, rolling, rolling, I am here to ask for collections and comments for stupid authors! ←No mistake, this is the fancy style.

By the way, the next update preview: the game company's shocking conspiracy! !Why did the boy turn into a big palm? ! !

If you comment, the useless author will pinch the meat on the tip of your butt _(:з」∠)_← this is it!

Abandoned author: I’m sorry to update it now, I received a call today, my brother was hospitalized while playing in Guangdong, and now he’s back, it scared me.

I wish my brother a speedy recovery from his illness.