Because of the nosebleed, Zhou Yingjing was too embarrassed to go online that day. When he got up at four o'clock the next day in high spirits, he quickly washed up, finished trotting, and was about to go online.

Mother Zhou let out a deep emotion: "Boss!"

Zhou Yingjing's eyelids twitched and he felt that something was wrong, so he pretended he didn't hear it and seemed careless, but actually went upstairs quickly.

"Boss!!!!"

Zhou Yingjing stopped abruptly, turned his head and said, "What's the matter?"

"...It's nothing serious, it's just a little trouble."

Zhou Yingjing automatically filtered out the second half of the sentence, and said, "Well, I'll go to the room first if there's nothing else to do."

"...Hey, are you deaf?" Boss, why don't you listen to Mom!

"..." Zhou Yingjing considered what he wanted to say, and removed the slightly hurtful words. "Has your manners been eaten!"

Mother Zhou collapsed instantly, you are definitely adopted by me.

Zhou's mother went crazy: "Don't you understand, I want you to help me!"

Zhou Yingjing answered truthfully: "I don't understand."

Zhou's mother pressed her hand on Zizi's chest, which was heaving up and down violently, and took a deep breath to force Zizi not to have the idea of ​​returning the child to the furnace for rebirth. It has been a waste of time to recycle the child after raising it for almost 30 years! !

But Zhou's mother still felt very upset, and Zhou's mother squinted and mocked: "If it weren't for fear that you would be as disabled as your sister, I would have put you back in the furnace a long time ago!!" Zhou's mother who spoke from her heart was so powerful well! !

I just got up and was about to go downstairs, but I heard my mother say about her disabled sister: "..."

Zhou Yingxin looked at her mother in disbelief: "Mom..."

Even if you are open-minded, you can't let Zhou's mother open up her aesthetics. For the Ezhou people who can't be recognized clearly, Zhou's mother regards these people as human beings who all go to the same plastic surgery hospital for plastic surgery. (ps: Why do we say they are from the same family, because they are all similar after plastic surgery.)

Mother Zhou looked at her poor daughter and nodded confidently.

The school goddess Zhou Yingxin burst into tears: "Mom! Your daughter's suitors are all lined up at the gate of the community, you know!"

Mother Zhou gently comforted her daughter: "Don't worry, even if no one wants you, mother still loves you."

Sister Zhou: QAQ, why don't you listen to me, Mom! ∑(°△°|||) This sentence is a bit familiar, bridge bean sack, where did the word come from! ! !

I have to say that even though my sister Zhou is disabled (...), my mother still gave almost all her love to her!

What?Where is my brother?

His brother didn't like to cry since he was a child, so don't worry about it at all! !It's great! !

So on the second day, Zhou's mother dragged the two of them away to meet each other!relative!up!

When Kuhai Wuya goes online again... the forgetfulness grass is cold!

This sentence is dubbed by Lin Mian↑

Kuhai Wuya paused for a while, thinking it's better not to say hello, Lin Mian's taunting skills are fully activated now!

Ku Hai Wuya gently hugged Lin Mian with his palm.

Lin Mian lay powerlessly on his palm... a few sizes smaller than Ku Hai Wu Ya's hand!

Another cute soft girl would probably be as big as her hand.

Lin Mian has a small body, his legs are not as big as Lin Mian's fingers, and there is a short tail hanging down from the back of the jumpsuit!

Ku Hai Wuya can cover him with both hands!

Ku Hai Wuya looked at Lin Mian who was wearing a polar bear one-piece suit,... couldn't help reaching out and pinching his short and thick buttocks!

Unsurprisingly, he raised Lin Mian's lower body halfway up into a shit-eating posture! !

……

Lin Mian got angry on the spot, and directly pinched him with his hands, but it didn't hurt at all when he was too young, so he cursed, "Touch me! Gun!!!!"

Ku Hai Wu Ya suddenly smiled, this was not the first time Lin Mian saw him smile, but it was the first time he saw him laugh like a smirk.

Lin Mian blushed, the game company I remember you.

It must start after fleeing from the sea of ​​bitterness.

Lin Mian went all the way back with the fur ball in his arms, but it snowed lightly, but it is undeniable that...the clothes are really warm and not cold at all.

This is simply unscientific, okay? It's the same as a real bear.

Lin Mian took the fur ball and slipped back along the way he came, but the reality is always fucked up.

Halfway through the walk, Lin Mian heard a message from the system of the professional accountant of Perseverance Pit Lin Mian.

[Strikethrough] Pet [Strikethrough] The NPC owner is offline for more than half an hour, and the NPC will automatically return to the pet room.

Then, with a swish, the fur ball fell from the air, grunting in pain.

When the hairball reacted, the whole ball spun around a few times and even looked up for many times, but he didn't see his owner who was only acting stupid! !So Fuqiu just waited here and waited until he was hungry and Fuqiu turned into a naked person sitting on the snow.

The little fur ball yelled heartily: "Maomao!"

Then a guy came out... and took the furball away.

What about Lin Mian... Once you enter the pet house, it's a completely dark space, okay?

Nothing, Lin Mian... Lin Mian was so angry that he was released when Kuhai Wuya finally went online. Lin Mian, who had been imprisoned for too long, started to use all-round taunting skills.

Sprayed Kuhai Wuya from head to toe... During the process, Kuhai Wuya didn't refute a single sentence, which made Lin Mian feel that he was really unreasonable and boring, it was simply hateful! !

Ku Hai Wuya held Lin Mian carefully, "Let's go and eliminate harm for the people!"

Lin Mian... Lin Mian suddenly didn't know that such a face could be matched with this sentence...

He said the same thing as Tianliang Wang Po.

The fact is already like this, so Lin Mian twisted his body and chose a more comfortable position: "You raise your palm a little bit, um, this way, don't bend your fingers!"

After sitting down, Lin Mian answered him: "The player [Bitter Sea Boundless] accepts the task [Havoc in the cottage], and after completing it, you can get the yellow equipment."

This is the first time that Lin Mian has been a bound NPC, and he handles the player's release and submission of tasks.

As for why NPCs are required to do things that can be done without NPCs, Lin Mian thinks so.

It's much better to have a cute person post it to you than to go to the task list to get it yourself.

And you can carry it with you, so don't be too nice to show off!Of course, this is when the NPC is not him.

Lin Mian was very conscientious along the way, earnestly doing all the things that NPCs should do.

He was so serious that Ku Hai Wuya felt that he was a little abnormal, so after passing one mission, Ku Hai Wuya directly rejected the next mission, and asked Lin Mian directly: "What's wrong with you?"

Lin Mian struggled in his heart for a long time, Ku Hai Wuya always respected him, and raised his hands to the height of his face, so that Lin Mian could look directly into his eyes instead of looking up.

From the details is a good man! !Lin Mian felt that this guy could marry a wife!

Lin Mian felt that his unreasonable request might embarrass Kuhai Wuya, but if he didn't say it, he would be embarrassing too!This question of whether to embarrass the sea of ​​suffering or embarrass yourself is even more embarrassing,

Lin Mian struggled for almost half an hour, and then made a very embarrassing decision based on the good spirit and noble character of a dead friend who never dies.

"Will you be able to stay online for ten hours a day in the future?"

Kuhai Wuya: "..." This is why you have struggled for so long.

Looking at Ku Hai Wuya's expressionless face, Lin Mian stretched out his paw weakly: "Otherwise...you can put a full set of furniture and a full banquet in the pet house?"

Looking at Ku Hai Wuya who still didn't speak, Lin Mian felt that he was about to give in to his bottom line.

"...if not...enough food and a comfortable big bed are no problem."

The sea of ​​bitterness is boundless: "..."

How is this so different from the previous sentence...

That's right, this playing is Lin Mian's bottom line, this kind of person who was acting stupid the second after the lion opened his mouth!

It's so funny! ! !

Lin Mian has been waiting for the big eyes to look at him...until he realized...he is now smaller and his eyes are smaller,

There is no difference between your normal eyes and deliberately wide eyes, okay?

Stupid Lin Mian blinked his dry and aching eyes, and then...suddenly realized...he!stupid!up!

Lin Mian stood up and supported Ku Hai Wuya's fingers and turned around, leaving him behind.

So at the same time, I saw someone post a sentence on the World Channel.

[World] [Universal Hat] I seem to show off my IQ, how can I break online, etc.

World Channel was instantly happy, yes, this mean world is so cruel! !

[World] [Nails are very long] Picking your nose, I'm in a hurry, here is a half fairy to serve you, and the hardware will erase the memory of the person you want at once.

[World] [Toad Tears] Aren't you a nail dealer? When did you start working part-time!

[World] [Autumn Snow] Looking for work and support, where are you, boss! ! !

[World] [Goudandan] I'm in a hurry, you can go to kill yourself and delete your account. Here, you can practice leveling and leveling for ten days, and you will get [-] Ruanmei coins, which are good and cheap.

……

……

This reaction... made Lin Mian feel desperate, the brain fragments are useless!

Ku Hai Wuya was so cute that he couldn't help but his liver trembled, he brought Lin Mian close to his face and couldn't help rubbing against Lin Mian's stomach.

Yes, this is the action, the rabbit at home has already been irritated by this action of Ku Hai Wu Ya! !

Lin Mian...was terrified for a moment...his hairs stood on end.

Then the idiot black-haired young man chuckled, "Hey, you're not fluffy!!"

Emma this couldn't be better!It's so refreshing to know a secret that others don't know! !

Feeling the rubbing face stop for a moment.

Lin Mian almost wanted to set off firecrackers.

Before Lin Mian had time to analyze and list for him one by one that he was a fuzzy, he heard Ku Hai Wuya's flat voice: "I am."

... Lin Mian ... still the feeling of you admitting too quickly that I have no sense of accomplishment at all.

(╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

This unreasonable world! ! !Just hopeless!

Ku Hai Wuya pinched his short tail unremittingly, Lin Mian was so angry that he just sat and died without getting up.

Before that, Lin Mian had always thought that Ku Hai Wu Ya was an upright man.

After that, Lin Mian couldn't figure out how his previous illusion came about.

Ku Hai Wuya directly grabbed Lin Mian's body and lifted him up, so gently that he could even feel his care.

But it still couldn't cover up the fact that he pinched his tail afterwards! !

Shameless, very angry! !

In the end, Ku Hai Wuya said in a cheerful mood: "I will be busy in a while, and I don't have that much time."

Lin Mian instantly looked like a raw cucumber that had been left for a day.

The sea of ​​bitterness is funny: "I will prepare something,"

Ku Hai Wuya felt that he saw Lin Mian's ears prick up for a moment.

Continued: "The machine will also hang up."

Lin Mian instantly became refreshed.

Kuhai Wuya also searched for information about pet NPCs by the way.

One of them is that the NPC will return to normal after leaving the pet house.

But... Lin Mian seems to be a little abnormal [Fucking surprise reveals the truth emperor]

Kuhai Wuya reported an error on the spot.

The game company said: We are checking the problem, please wait! ! !

After a few seconds: everything works!

...Lin Mian collapsed on the spot after being informed.

... Kuhai Wuya pursed his lips, um... I will post a post to praise the game company later.

And completely ignored the post of 'teaching you how to restore your pet to normal size' in the post bar!

The author has something to say:

Readers who leave comments can't see the author's reply, right!

Because Jin Xiao was screened by him!shield!up!

Yes, Jin Xiaoshou not only blocked readers' comments, but also blocked the author's replies. Did he love me so much that he became a sick girl!

The character of a waste author has never been better (┬_┬)

I forgot about the draft box for a while today.

o(╯□╰)o is so embarrassing.

Rolling and selling cute, please comment, please comment! (╯3╰)

Tap the screen to use advanced tools Tip: You can use left and right keyboard keys to browse between chapters.

You'll Also Like