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"3!"

"2!"

"1!"

"Happy birthday!"

The small firework sticks exploded with a bang, and colorful sequins fell from the air.

Osamu Dazai, who was wearing a high-definition black trench coat, had a bandage over his right eye as usual, and his wrist and neck did not fall.

In the brightly lit banquet hall, candles with the words "16 years old" were set adorning the three-story high cake. Those who didn't know it thought it was a wedding cake.

Colorful ribbons and balloons instantly transformed the surrounding party atmosphere into a childlike one, thanks to Alice's idea.

"Happy birthday, Dazai." Rimbaud handed a small gift box to Dazai, and looked at Dazai for a second.

Osamu Dazai's eyes fell on the strange brooch decorated with colorful diamonds on Rimbaud's chest. Rimbaud looked at Osamu Dazai nonchalantly, but his back that was originally bent quietly straightened up. The diamond brooch on the chest is more eye-catching.

As if confirming some message, Osamu Dazai snorted and turned to the next gift giver.

"Dazai-kun, happy 16th birthday." Koyo Ozaki handed the gift he had prepared to Osamu Dazai, and Osamu Dazai obediently accepted the gift and said, "Thank you, Sister Hongye."

Hearing this guy who called her "sister", Koye Ozaki looked at the "16" on the birthday cake with some confusion.

To be honest, since Osamu Dazai and Zhongya Nakahara officially joined Hong Kong, it is really difficult for her to attach the two impressions of "children" and "minors need protection" to Osamu Dazai.

Because Osamu Dazai really didn't behave like a child, if Mori Owai knew the truth about Osamu Dazai as a real child, she almost thought he was an old guy who had lived for decades in disguise as a child.

Whether it is the torture method taught to her subordinates by Xinjiao, or dealing with the hostile organizations that Mafia has cleared in the port during this period, they are all handled perfectly. Even if she leads a team as a cadre, she may not be able to reduce the number of victims of Mafia. Control within single digits, or no death.

This kind of strategy, this kind of scheming, this kind of method, it's been a long time.

It is no longer possible to treat him like a child. Although Osamu Dazai's physical weakness is obvious and needs protection, but... the image and methods of Osamu Dazai have now spread to various departments of their Hong Kong gangsters, and they are almost becoming terrorists. We talked at night, so she couldn't even think of it as familiar.

As for another new kid, Nakahara Chuya, although he doesn't need protection, the latter is much cuter than the former, and he is a straightforward and true child.

The second gift giver was Mori Ougai, who smiled and gave Osamu Dazai a long gift box, which should be something customized.

After Osamu Dazai accepted it with a sad face, he stood in front of Nakahara Chuya.

Nakahara Nakaya, who was wearing a black top hat, got angry when he saw Osamu Dazai's dejected appearance, but fortunately, he was already familiar with the attitude of Osamu Dazai as he partnered with him during this period of time, otherwise he would really go up with a punch .

Zhongyuan Zhong also said silently three times in his heart to calm down, then turned his hands behind his back to the straight side, and also held a raised gift box in his hand.

Compared with Senouwai's paper gift boxes, Zhongyuan Zhongya's gift boxes are made of wood and are quite heavy.

"Tai, Dazai, happy birthday." Nakahara Chuya said the words of blessing with an awkward face, raised his hands slightly, and handed the gift to Dazai.

Osamu Dazai raised his eyebrows slightly, but he didn't say anything to disrupt the situation on the spot, and he rarely said a decent "thank you" obediently.

Zhongyuan Zhong also breathed a sigh of relief.

However, this decency only lasted until Osamu Dazai took the gift. He closed his eyes, moved his nose, and let out a drawn-out "ah", "Ah, you really deserve to be a slug~ I actually gave a bottle to an underage child." Wine~ If it's Missy's birthday, won't you also give her a bar?"

Ok?

The old father looked over with particularly sharp eyes, and Zhongyuan Zhong also waved his hands quickly: "No, no, no! How could I give Alice a drink!"

"Then why did you give me a bottle of wine? Could it be that in the eyes of slugs, I am already a more mature adult than you? This is really a surprise~" Dazai Osamu raised the corners of his mouth, and today Relying on his black mud ability, he unreservedly pulls hatred.

A vein popped out on Nakahara's forehead, and he clenched his right hand into a fist, not caring that it was Dazai Osamu's birthday, and swung at Dazai Osamu fiercely: "What nonsense are you talking about, you green mackerel!"

One side of Osamu Dazai's head, no accident, Nakahara Chuya's punch was empty.

Osamu Dazai, who escaped the warning blow, didn't stop there: "I'm not talking nonsense~ Doesn't the meaning of giving wine mean that I am already a mature and stable adult?"

Nakahara Nakaya roared, and swept his legs fiercely towards Osamu Dazai: "The bastard Dazai who gave you the wine is for collection! It's best that this bottle of wine can stay until you get married and become a man's red!!!"

The two fought again, or rather, the simple Osamu Dazai was chased and beaten by Chuya Nakahara.While running around the table, Osamu Dazai stuck out his tongue at Nakahara Nakaya and said, "If you can't catch me, you can't catch me", and then Nakahara Nakaya chased after him angrily.

"Ah, ah, young people are so energetic." Mori Owai looked at this scene with a smile, but when Dazai Osamu and Nakahara Nakaya ran past him, he reminded him not to smash the banquet venue, and looked at the two Childish people chase me and beat me.

"Rin Taro Rin Taro," Alice tugged at Mori's sleeve, and Mori looked down at Alice: "What's wrong, Alice-chan?"

"Don't they really need to stop them like this?" Alice pointed to Chuya Nakahara who couldn't catch up with Osamu Dazai, and his teeth were itching with hatred, and the red light that belonged to gravity had already started to glow all over his body.

Sen Ouwai smiled and sighed: "There is no way, after all, diamonds can only be polished with diamonds. It is also a way to make diamonds more dazzling by letting two diamonds that have not been polished to a decent edge be polished next to each other occasionally. Woolen cloth."

Alice: "..."

Who wants to ask you such a big reason!

Is this something she should understand? !

She just wanted to say that the gift in her hand has not been sent yet! ! !

Alice turned her head and looked at Rimbaud, who was standing on the sidelines, looking like he had nothing to do with herself, and looked at him expectantly: "Mr. Rimbaud, can you stop them?"

Rimbaud nodded softly, and activated the supernatural ability [Colorful Painting Collection] in his hand.

His supernatural ability can manipulate cube-like things to build a subspace, which is very easy to use if it is closed or restricted.And the subspace can usually absorb the corpses of the subspace to make them supernatural, but only one supernatural life body is manipulated at a time.

As long as he is not next to Osamu Dazai, it is still possible to simply restrict him, at least Nakahara Nakahara, who is chasing after Osamu Dazai and screaming to beat him, is forced to isolate and calm down.

—— Digression——

False Teacher Alice: I am familiar with teaching students and so on.

Forgotten students of a certain high school: stare——

Happy 521, little cuties!

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