Cursed Humanoid Scourge She has no AC count

Nakahara, who had returned to his sanity, clicked his tongue angrily: "I'm sorry, Alice, I was taken away by that bastard Dazai."

Osamu Dazai also bowed his head obediently and apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's the little guy Chuya who knows he can't catch up with me, so he insisted on chasing me and beating me~"

"Huh?! What are you talking about, green mackerel?! Who do you think can't catch up with you?!"

"Hey~ Do I have someone's name in particular? It's obviously Chuya who checked the number himself~"

"Damn it, sooner or later it will crush you!"

This attitude is not at all like knowing that it is wrong.

With a straight face, Alice became a rigid teacher and scolded two naughty students severely.

Koyo Ozaki, who was watching the excitement, was a little gloating: "Oh, oh, you are quite a leader at a young age. Mr. Ougai has a great heir."

Sen Owai's eyes were slightly deep: "Hongye, you are joking, Alice sauce is still young."

After Alice on the other end finished speaking, Osamu Dazai seemed to remember something again, raised his head, revealed an innocent iris-colored pupil, and said pitifully: "Speaking of which, Miss, why am I Dazai, this slug Is it brother?"

Alice: "..."

Nakahara looked sideways at Osamu Dazai proudly, this time he learned how to be smart, as long as he doesn't speak, he won't be provoked and led by this guy.

And the incarnation of Dazai Maomao, Dazai Osamu, who was acting coquettishly towards a four and a half year old child without any resistance in his heart, was still rubbing against Maomao: "Hey~Miss~ Today is my birthday anyway, the kind little lady will satisfy me The wish of a birthday star, call me brother too~"

Alice: "..."

No, I don't really want to call you, a guy who is more skilled than her in acting coquettishly, Brother.

A strange comparison appeared.

Dazai Maomao, who didn't know anything about it, was still meowing persistently, and even went so far as to lift people up high, as if he wouldn't let him go until he barked: "How about you, young lady~"

Alice who understood this meaning: "..."

Even Zhongyuan, who couldn't see it, frowned, reached out to fish Alice out: "Hey, Dazai, be careful not to drop Alice."

"Put me down, Brother Dazai."

Alice's voice sounded, Osamu Dazai's pupils suddenly got his wish, and he just froze there.

Nakahara, who seized the opportunity, took advantage of the unpreparedness and just wanted to capture the man, but was caught by Dazai Osamu's subconscious dodge.

That appearance, very much like a food-protecting cat, moves quickly and neatly.

Dazai Maomao, who was protecting the food, carefully placed Alice on the ground, then stretched out his palm towards Alice, blinked, and never forgot to be cute: "Miss, where is my gift~"

Alice, who clearly carried this conspicuous gift bag in her hand: "..."

Does this guy know what to ask? !

She reluctantly raised the gift bag in her hand, put the lanyard on Osamu Dazai's hand, and said blessings: "Dazai, happy 16th birthday!"

Osamu Dazai met those lavender eyes, and said softly, "Thank you." After finishing speaking, he lowered his head and eagerly looked at the gift bag, "Miss, can I open it now? I thought it was Xiao I'm looking forward to the birthday present chosen by Miss herself~"

Although it is impolite to open a gift in front of the giver, Osamu Dazai felt itchy to open it on the spot when he thought that Alice had personally chosen it for him.

Well, if you have asked the person concerned, then it would not be rude to open it face to face~

Osamu Dazai thought so.

When Alice heard Osamu Dazai say that she chose the gift herself, she glared at Sen Owai who was watching from the corner of her eye.

Sen Owai, who received the gaze, immediately shifted his gaze as if nothing had happened, and didn't glance this way again.

"It's okay, I wanted you to go back and take it apart." Alice didn't think much of it, and it's okay if Osamu Dazai likes to take it apart now.

"Then I'll unpack it~" Osamu Dazai enthusiastically unsealed the gift bag, and took out the red book inside.

""Complete Suicide Manual"?" Osamu Dazai hadn't read out the title of the book, but Nakahara Nakahara, who was beside him, had already read out the title quickly, and looked at Alice in surprise.

Is it really okay to give a birthday gift like a birthday star on your birthday? !

Are you sure it's not a curse? !

Nakahara also began to doubt himself, although he had thought about whether to give Osamu Dazai a new bandage when he was annoyed about what birthday gift he should give Osamu Dazai.

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Dazai (rubbing hands in anticipation): Actually, you can also give me bandages~ I won’t pick anything as long as it’s from the young lady~ Of course, it would be even better if the young lady can give me herself too~

Chuya Nakahara (gravity warning): Do you want to be crushed by gravity, bastard Dazai? !

Ozaki Momiji (bright ability): bird.beast!

Rimbaud (cold face): Go to hell.

Da Zai (run away from the pot): Oh, oh, it’s so dangerous~ But have you all forgotten that my supernatural ability can cancel all of your supernatural abilities~

Mori Ohgai (raising the scalpel): Ah, Dazai, is there something wrong with your brain?The doctor can help you to see~

PS: Don't panic, Mo Li's manuscripts are still enough.Depositor, it's OK again!