The most miserable host of Kuai Chuan is none other than me

It will be noon, and there will not be many people on the street yet.

After Guo Zi finished his meal, he remembered that he had to take a broom when he got out, and he happened to see this scene.

He ran back to the house without stopping, and uttered a high-pitched voice like "This is the Qinghai-Tibet Plateau": "Boss, something is wrong, Han Tuozi was abducted by human traffickers."

The man in the room has picturesque eyes, sitting on the mahogany table and practicing calligraphy with a brush. Hearing the urgent voice outside, he is unmoved.

Looking at the age-old ginkgo tree outside the house, the hand holding the pen was sonorous and strong, Jiang Ge sank into his dantian, letting Guo Zi bluff.

The master's words faintly ring in my ears: When practicing calligraphy, it should be like a land without people.

"Boss, have you finished writing? Our Yangyang was kidnapped by human traffickers." Guo Zi licked her chapped lips, raised her eyelids, and weakly repeated the words on her lips.

Before someone came out to rescue him at the door, Lu Weiyang's clear blue eyes were gloomy, and he lowered his eyes in a lonely way, "Xiao Ya, it's really wrong for you to do this."

"What did I do?" Xiao Ya looked at him who was startled, and put the remaining duck meat and bones into a garbage bag.

Open the door to diffuse the smell.

Lu Weiyang seized this opportunity, crawled over him, crawled into a mahogany door, and then slammed the door shut.

Xiao Ya, who was left in a daze, fluttered in the wind.

He supported the door with his thin shoulders, and huge teardrops fell on the steps, Lu Weiyang showed the smile of the rest of his life after the catastrophe.

The body slowly slid and sat on the ground.

"Boss, Yang Yang is stupid, crying and laughing so touchingly." Guo Zi suddenly cried and grabbed Jiang Ge's arm, her big innocent eyes filled with tears.

Lu Weiyang opened his mouth, racked his brains and didn't know how to express what he had experienced, so he just shouted: "Jiang..."

Jiang Ge knelt down, pressed his forehead against his and comforted him, "Don't worry, just speak slowly first, I'm listening."

"Cold... my cousin abused Lolo."

[The system reminds you that the number of times you have spoken in this customs clearance has reached the upper limit. 】

"What do you mean? I can't speak."

[Yes! 】

"It's really good! Then why is it at such a critical time." Lu Weiyang's face was flushed, and he was pissed off by the system.

He has never learned sign language and passed the customs. He simply died early and was born early.

When I think about my next life, I will live in a monastery as an ascetic monk. The point is that I can't eat meat or swear...

Jiang Ge knelt down on one knee, grabbed his shoulder vigorously, looked at him whose eyes were out of focus: "Lu Weiyang, you talk, you're so scared."

wry smile.

Lu Weiyang also wanted to talk, but really couldn't.

As soon as you open your mouth to pronounce, it is the sound of humming and chirping.It has nothing to do with his soft and pleasant juvenile voice.

To put it bluntly, he will be dumb from now on.

[No, due to external damage to the system, the sensitivity of your next book-wearing indicator was triggered by someone. 】

The little brows were frowned solemnly, Lu Weiyang's mood went up and down as if on a roller coaster: "Then you can still talk, right?"

【Yes, the prince will send someone to cure your throat. 】

"Could it be that I still have to travel to ancient times to save the villains!" Lu Weiyang's mind suddenly came up with the image of him being a prince's guard in ancient times.

[This system rejects Reuters, so please look forward to it!La la la. 】

Lu Weiyang got goose bumps all over his body, rubbing his arms back and forth.

Hearing the sound of the system always reminded him of that weird Japanese female doll in Soul Ferry.

"Brother, open the door." Xiao Ya anxiously patted on the door.

Lu Weiyang couldn't speak, so he could only get out of the way first.

Thinking in her heart that when she finds a chance to be alone with Jiang Ge, she will write to him stroke by stroke, so that he can teach Xiao Ya well.

As soon as the door opened, a scent of roasted sweet potatoes flew in.Xiao Ya was wearing a thin sweater, and the down jacket on her body had already been hung on Luo Luo's body.

Luo Luo has slender arms and legs, wearing it as if wrapped in a big quilt, but with the same temperament, he greeted him enthusiastically: "Hello, Ma Sheng Meitong."

"Who are you?" Guo Zi didn't understand their secret codes, looked at Lu Weiyang's fearful eyes, and raised her fist to hit the uglier one.

The wind blew up the hair on Xiaoya's forehead and bulged his clothes.

At first glance, the face is handsome.

"Wait a minute, Guoguo." Jiang Ge yelled to stop her movement.

Guo Zi just stopped her fists, rubbed the red and swollen eye circles from crying, and stood up in a row by Lu Weiyang.

One of a woman's instincts is not to hammer her fist at Prince Charming.

"Don't you welcome us?" Luo Luo smiled with red lips, and took out the warm invitation from her arms.

Xiao Ya looked at him strangely: "This is our wedding invitation. I told Lu Weiyang in the car just now. But he ran away, faster than a rabbit."

Falsehood.

Jiang Ge accepted the wedding invitation after a few words of blessing. Xiao Ya's parents would definitely not agree to this marriage.

There are probably very few people who go there.

"Hmph." Lu Weiyang put his hips on his hips, saw everything through, and flattened his mouth in disdain.

The eyelashes were drooping, and from the corner of the eye, she saw Guo Zi's sister trying to hold back a smile, but the corners of her mouth were hanging behind her head.

He didn't know what method Xiao Ya used to entice Luo Luo to marry him, but he just knew that Xiao Ya was imprisoning poor Luo Luo.

Crazy criticism Jiang Ge has recently become obsessed with practicing calligraphy, or that kind of brush calligraphy, sitting in the room and writing when there are no guests.

Lu Weiyang sat on the other side of the table to grind for him, while Guo Zi punched in the yard.For a while, he kicked three times in a row, and for a while, he kicked the sandbags.

Anyway, not like a woman.

The invitation card was still on the table, Lu Weiyang got angry when he saw this, he didn't make any sound, sat next to Jiang Ge, he could only grind his teeth.

Like a raving raccoon.

Jiang Ge smiled lightly: "Okay, something was wrong from the beginning. Xiao Ya scared you, you just scare it back another day."

No, Lu Weiyang blushed anxiously and had a thick neck but couldn't write with a brush.

There was no way to express his anger.

"I saw pear blossoms blooming at the door just now, so I picked them for you." Jiang Ge touched his head and handed him a pear blossom in full bloom.

The pear tree is so tall, how did you manage it smoothly?Lu Weiyang straddled his body, looking at him aggressively.

"When I passed that tree, it just fell on the ground." Jiang Ge explained with a guilty conscience.

Lu Weiyang kept looking at him and saw that his face was red.

Ghost letter!

"It's okay if you don't believe me, get off me quickly, it won't be good for others to see." Jiang Ge seemed to hear his inner voice, and reached out to hug him down.

Where else?Lu Weiyang thought to himself, sitting on his lap was doing something shameful.

Dirty thoughts.

But in a blink of an eye, Guo Zi walked in with a sly smile on her face: "It's too late, I've already seen it, cough cough."