The most miserable host of Kuai Chuan is none other than me

Before going to Luo Luo and Xiao Ya's wedding, Lu Weiyang specially took half a day off.

Begging the system to let him speak, of course, in exchange for the increase in the difficulty coefficient of the next world.

I ran to the market and bought a lot of self-defense devices.

As soon as he came back, he was exhausted and paralyzed. Seeing him giggling nonstop, Guo Zi asked, "Do you have an affair with the boss?"

We actually have two legs, okay?Lu Weiyang almost vomited blood, his eyes slid down, and finally found the root cause of her being so good at asking.

Something that shouldn't be on his desk slipped out of his bag - a good-sized massage wand.

"It's not mine." Lu Weiyang picked up the thing, and a card full of sex fell out unexpectedly.

Now the jerk is blowing up.

What he bought was obviously for self-defense, but it turned into an adult toy.Lu Weiyang was confused, Jiang Ge came in to see his collapsed expression.

After a light glance, he quickly retracted his gaze and retracted to the computer keyboard: "It is forbidden to play these during working hours."

"What the hell, this is mine at all, don't get me wrong." Lu Weiyang coughed lightly, threw the thing into the trash can, and raised his chin again.

Guo Zi, who was about to smash candy, looked at the two anxiously, and then at the trash can.

Suddenly sighed in her heart, she really thought too much.

But for Lu Weiyang's sneaky buying of toys, Guo Zi still pays close attention to it.

"Buzzing."

Lu Weiyang was furious, and hung up immediately when he saw the strange call.Then that person called again, and Lu Weiyang suddenly exploded: "I don't buy a house, a car, or insurance."

"Um, I'm not a salesman." The other party paused and lowered his voice: "This morning, we took the wrong bag."

"Oh, is that so? Then what?" Lu Weiyang immediately stared at the pile of things in the trash can, his voice drifting.

Before he finished speaking, the person on the other end of the phone said anxiously: "It belongs to my young master, can you come over, let's change it."

The man's voice was very ashamed, almost squeezed out of his throat.

"Then... Lu Weiyang raised his eyes, and the moment he glanced over, he immediately saw Jiang Ge's troubles, who pretended to be busy but pricked up his ears to eavesdrop, and his heart swelled, "Okay, I'll go there now. "

After he finished speaking, he carried the bag and rushed to the mall in a hurry.

Seeing the muscular man in a black suit looking back and forth at his watch in the corner, he immediately locked on to him.The man in the suit also raised his head, and the two completed the exchange ceremony tacitly.

"Thank you." The big man blinked honestly and bowed to him.

The posture of bending over was weird, and it felt like he could no longer stand still.

Lu Weiyang saw that his face was not good-looking and his walking posture was weird, so he thought he had been waiting here for a long time.

He touched his coin purse, took out a coupon, and insisted on buying him milk tea.

Over there, Guo Zi walked over, patted the boss on the shoulder, and asked disinterestedly, "Did our Yangyang get a boyfriend behind our backs?"

"That is his private life, and we have no right to interfere with other people's privacy."

The man answered coldly, and his indifference made her feel ashamed.

Come on, the complete truth, the boss is not interested in their cute yang yang.

"Hello, the total is 39 yuan." Lu Weiyang licked the cone, took out a handful of change and put it on the cash register.

After counting the huge sum with a smile on his face, the cashier told him seriously, "No, it's still five yuan short."

"I have it on WeChat." Lu Weiyang took out his phone to check the balance.

Dizzy, only four dollars and ninety-nine cents left.

The big man saw his embarrassment, his short hair stuck to his scalp, his blushing face approached his ear, and whispered, "I don't have any money either."

[This system cannot pay all currencies in the human world. 】

"Ah, this... so." Lu Weiyang wanted to send a message to ask Jiang Ge for help.

But after thinking about it carefully, it was really embarrassing, Guo Zi was there, and Guo Zi would definitely laugh when he heard it.

"That's right, this store has a half-price event for couples. As long as couples take pictures together, your fee can be divided by 2." The clerk tried to squeeze the biggest smile.

However, it is because of the 16 bow tie of the big guy...

"It's us." Lu Weiyang took the big man's hand and snapped two photos.

"Ah..." The clerk took the phone and cleaned the photos with a sullen expression.

"Aren't we a good match?" Lu Weiyang asked.

"Good match, good match."

But she helped to remind her that she wanted to take a photo with the muscular man.

"I'll find you 14 yuan five, I wish you and your boyfriend a sweet life." The shop assistant handed them the photo.

One per person.

Lu Weiyang tasted the sweetness, and still wanted to eat the big marshmallow over there, squinting at the big guy looking back at his phone, he asked, "Do you want to go back?"

"Ah?" The big man gulped down the milk tea.

Lu Weiyang raised his eyebrows and said: "I see there are half-price marshmallows for couples over there, you can help me get them before leaving."

"No, our young master is awake, and if he can't find me, he will lose his temper."

The big man scratched his scalp, and he wore a shirt in the cold weather. The shirt didn't fit well, and the buttons were all ripped off.

One could tell at a glance that his young master didn't treat him well at all.Lu Weiyang took off his gloves and put them on him, regretfully said: "Okay then, goodbye."

"Goodbye." After the big man finished speaking, he got on the elevator and went to the first floor.

Does he look tall and feel safe?Lu Weiyang was deeply impressed by this familiar person, and looked down at the photo.

"Boss, can I go tomorrow?" Guo Zi was ironing her clothes, muttering non-stop, "I heard that Hot Spring Ridge is really fun."

"There are only two invitation cards, I will ask Xiao Ya later."

It was getting darker and darker, and Jiang Ge and Guo Zi looked at their mobile phones countless times while chatting.

"Boss, take Yang Yang with you. Yang Yang is your family member. I'll just use the other one." Guo Zi shook the ironed white suit.

——Brother, Luo Luo wants to wear a wedding dress. The weather is too cold, and the wedding will be postponed until next spring.

——However, our American marriage certificate is back, and there is a newly opened Hot Spring Ridge, let's get together tomorrow.

"Hey, there is no wedding, are you going on vacation?" Jiang Ge pushed the phone to Guo Zi to see.

"No, I think traveling is better than staying at home. I'd better go home, anyway, Chinese New Year is coming soon."

Before the words were finished, Lu Weiyang, whose hair was covered with snowflakes, came in from the door, his lips were blue from the cold, and he came back with a bag of self-defense devices.

"Hurry up and tell the truth, what are you doing out there?" Guo Zi patted the snowflakes off his shoulders, looked down and saw a group photo in his hand.

Immediately.

"Wow!" came from the house.

"It's so stylish, come and see. The two of you stand together, as if you have stepped out of a painting by a Korean painter's wife."